Happy Birthday Mary Loquacious!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Happy Birthday!

[Yoda]

It's her birthday? Cool. :cool:

Happy Birthday, Skankovitch. :yup:

[firegod]

Have a good one, but please don't respond with something too funny. I have a bit of a stomach ache, and I don't want you to hurt me too much. :) Happy naked emergence into this mindless insanity day!

[Mary Loquacious]

As per request, I will not unleash my awesome powers of comedicnessity. I will simply say...

Thanks, guys. :) :blush:

[Gracie]

I am going to start a tradition. In this tradition, when it's someone's birthday, I will say:

Happy Birthday to you,
You live in a Zoo,
You look like a monkey,
And you act like one, too!

What do you think? I like it!

[Holden Pike]

But it's smell, not act, specifically "smell like one too".

Ah, reminds me of the second grade. I was so much shorter then.

[Yoda]

I've heard both "act" and "smell." I suppose it's diverged over time. Regardless, "purple monkey dishwasher" should be added onto the end, for good measure.

[Sir Toose]

Oooh!

Couldn't miss this one!

HBD M'Lo!

I'll write you a silly bday poem tomorrow...

...hope your day is great!

[The Silver Bullet]

Something in the words she writes,
Attacks me like no other muther,
Some things in her paragraphs bite me.

Her name is Mary Lo!
And she is a freakin' Ho!
A skanky, skank, skank, skank...

She's stuck around now, she has shown:
Her name's not Joe! Her naaaaame's not Joe!
Happy birthday to you Lo,
Be proud that your name's not Joe!

You skanky, skank, skank, skank...



I should record this, shouldn't I?

[Gracie]

I have an new version:

Happy Birthday to you,
You live in the Zoo,
You look and smell like an ape,
And you seriousl act like one, too!
You're a Purple-Monkey-Dishwasher,
Please! Be kosher!

What do you think? :laugh:

[FiLm Fr3aK]

Happy Birthday Mary Lo....

[Aniko]

Happy Birthday Mary Lo! I hope you had fun going out tonight. :yup:

[Monkeypunch]

Seriously...Happy Birthday!:D