Lawbreakers!

[Sir Toose]

Have you broken one?

Got caught breaking one?

What happened?

[Yoda]

Check it out: The Usual Suspects (http://www.movieforums.net/showthread.php?threadid=1787).

It started out as a thread about which MoFo would be most likely to get caught for this crime, or that crime...kinda as a gag. Around the end of the second page, however, it became a discussion about actual run-ins with the law. 'Tis a fun thread. :yup:

[Aniko]

I have four parking tickets I have to pay...no wait...I think it's six. One I forgot about and it's up to $40.00. D@mmit!

Other than that, I've always been the good girl. :D

I'll go read your thread next Yoda. :)

[Holden Pike]

Four whole parking tickets? Ooooooh.

When I left San Francisco I had over seventy-five unpaid parking tickets, and two in Berkeley too. Never paid a one of 'em. Actually I did wind up paying three off over four years later, but four out of close to eighty is practically nothing. I beat the system, Baby!

[Yoda]

Seventy-five? Holy crap, man. Did you replace your cigarette lighter with an in-car bong?

[Mgkeeper]

lol pike, im gonna send ur thread to www.911.com so u get caught, jk:D

[LordSlaytan]

I lived on the street a lot growing up, so I have my share.

Auto Theft
Theft II
Theft by Reception
Theft by Deception
Assault
Robbery III
and Assault with a Deadly

I received a year in the county jail for the last one, though I only did ten months. I got in 5 fights while I was in and did half my time in solitary, which was fine by me. It's been 15 years since I've broken the law, those days of lawlesness and violence are behind me now. If I had been busted for all the things I had done, I would probably still be serving time. :D :p :) :sick:

[Mgkeeper]

all i got is

grand larsoney
B and E
arson

[Caitlyn]

I had to pay about 250 parking tickets my last year in college.... other than that, all I've gotten caught doing is speeding a few times....

[Gracie]

I lived on the street a lot growing up, so I have my share.

Oh no! I feel so sorry for you...

I received a year in the county jail for the last one, though I only did ten months. I got in 5 fights while I was in and did half my time in solitary, which was fine by me. It's been 15 years since I've broken the law, those days of lawlesness and violence are behind me now. If I had been busted for all the things I had done, I would probably still be serving time.

Well, at least you got to post on MoFo and be one of my best friends, right?

[LordSlaytan]

You're a real sweetie Gracie. :yup:

[jrs]

Candy Theft (Age 5-6)


Nothing like you guys but it's something.....oh, I didn't get caught.

[Steve]

-Curfew violation, twice. Wackness.

-Marijuana possession. You all should feel lucky, nobody knows about that one but my folks.

That's about it. The pot charges were dropped. Had to serve community service for being out after curfew. I'm a good little boy. :)

Of course, my friend was charged with assault and battery on a teacher...

[Monkeypunch]

I stole a pen from the campus bookstore once, but I ended up giving it back because I'm just not a good criminal. I'm just so lame...:D

I got caught stealing a cake tray from a new year's party in college. I didn't get in trouble, but my friend Dan went to jail for two hours, and I bailed him out.

[Herod]

Posession.

A couple others, but I cant quite come up with the names.
Hey Slaytan, I'd like to hear the stories behind all these charges, so start typin' you crazy jailbird.
;)