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Yoda
10-25-12, 02:07 PM
11 Angry Men (2-5) vs. I Be Weave (1-6)
Football is dumb.

PREDICTION: Me.


Dillon Panthers (5-2) vs. Liquor And Whores (4-3)
Seriously, it's just B-I-N-G-O with humans.

PREDICTION: TONGO.


Team Zissou (4-3) vs. Big Damn Heroes (4-3)
The course of human events is not predictable.

PREDICTION: Jay.


RG3scompany (5-2) vs. Beantown Champs (5-2)
Nothing we've done in the past is any indicator of what will happen in the future.

PREDICTION: Adam.


show me the money (1-6) vs. The Replicants (2-6)
The universe is chaos.

PREDICTION: Mike.


Wyld Stallyns (4-3) vs. Sookie's Suckers (5-2)
Life has no meaning.

PREDICTION: Sleezy.

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Sedai
10-25-12, 03:10 PM
:rotfl:

I hate football.

TONGO
10-25-12, 05:57 PM
Looks like someone needs a hug.

Powdered Water
10-25-12, 10:31 PM
This is just what I was afraid of. Chris has now picked his own team to win so many times that he can now longer tell right from wrong. I think he's completely lost it.

TONGO
10-25-12, 11:42 PM
The Buccaneers are killing Minnesota. I think my Viking defense has -1 points, which mean PW is ahead without having one player yet to start :facepalm: I shoulda played the Jets! DOH'!

upStomp
10-26-12, 09:03 AM
Who the hell is Doug Martin?

DexterRiley
10-26-12, 09:35 AM
Damn you NFL Network..Damn you to the gates of hell. Kyle Rudolph poised for a huge game you say?

Balderdash. poppycock and Fiddlestix!

On the bright side Mike Williams is one step closer to the prophecy being realized.

Sedai
10-26-12, 10:34 AM
MASSIVE night for Martin, who I happen to have...in my other league! :-/

upStomp
10-26-12, 01:55 PM
I played against him in my other league. Luckily I was anticipating blowing him out, so the damage shouldn't be too severe.

Sedai
10-26-12, 03:11 PM
Good run for you so far in this league! :)

I love how Yoda gave me an extra loss in the predictions already. Probably will come to pass... :-/

2-6 by week 7,

Seds

Yoda
10-26-12, 03:16 PM
You tend to make those kinds of mistakes when you've concluded that life has no purpose.

Sedai
10-26-12, 03:29 PM
I'd reply, but I am too busy self-flagellating.

Powdered Water
10-26-12, 08:52 PM
:laugh:

TONGO
10-28-12, 12:50 PM
http://prod.static.panthers.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/APImage/2012/08-August/60f126ebfebe42d680664940cdc5411c--nfl_large_580_Unlimited.jpg

Jonathan Dwyers getting the start again. Course I have Alfred Morris, and the two are against each other this week. All the experts say start Morris over Dwyer. They say the Pittsburgh run D isnt what it used to be. They-SAY that the Washington run D, and the fact that Dwyer will share time with 2 RBs still make Morris the right choice.

My gut tells me Dwyer though. Maybe my gut just wants to break my balls, I dont know. I was impressed with Dwyer monday night, and for not getting a complete RB1 workload, he still produced like one grinding out 122 yds. I like him :) Very old school blue collar level talent getting er' dun'! Also I feel the Pittsburgh D may have moments of their iron curtain level greatness left in them still.

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Yoda
10-28-12, 01:22 PM
Well, here we go. I'll definitely need to go at least 5-1 from here on out, and possibly 6-0, to make the playoffs.

Powdered Water
10-28-12, 02:04 PM
Not sure I want to watch the Seahawks game.

Powdered Water
10-28-12, 02:23 PM
Those Pittsburgh Uni's are bad! So bad!

donniedarko
10-28-12, 02:28 PM
Doesn't matter, they're playing good

Yoda
10-28-12, 02:29 PM
Local guys are talking about how the throwbacks aren't very slimming. Ha.

Powdered Water
10-28-12, 02:31 PM
I predict Pittsburgh will win 42-0 today because they are so mad from wearing those things.

Austruck
10-28-12, 02:37 PM
Those Pittsburgh Uni's are bad! So bad!
Oh look! The bumblebees are winning! Yay!

Austruck
10-28-12, 02:37 PM
Local guys are talking about how the throwbacks aren't very slimming. Ha.
So you're saying there's a lot of buzz about those uniforms?

donniedarko
10-28-12, 02:39 PM
They Kinda look like a Rugby team from a movie

Powdered Water
10-28-12, 02:40 PM
Local guys are talking about how the throwbacks aren't very slimming. Ha.
So you're saying there's a lot of buzz about those uniforms?

I see what you're doing here.

Austruck
10-28-12, 02:41 PM
I predict Pittsburgh will win 42-0 today because they are so mad from wearing those things.
:up:

Powdered Water
10-28-12, 02:42 PM
MarShawn Lynch actually unhappy on the 77-yard TD carry because he only got to hit one person during the run.

Yoda
10-28-12, 02:45 PM
He probably thinks you only get points for broken tackles. He sure plays that way.

Yoda
10-28-12, 03:00 PM
Ryan throwing well, but not much to either White or Gonzalez (still have both in my other league). D'oh.

MoFo matchup going fine; trailing thanks in large part to Miami's defense going nuts for Dex, but almost all of Dex's team is going against about half of mine, so I really just need to keep it within several dozen points, if not more.

And as I was typing this, Titus Young caught a 46-yard TD. Woohoo.

Yoda
10-28-12, 04:27 PM
Local radio guy just used the phrase "downward descent." Because you're seeing those upward descents more and more these days.

Powdered Water
10-28-12, 04:41 PM
Ha...

It seems the little QB that could brought his throwing arm to Detroit today.

donniedarko
10-28-12, 04:47 PM
Leagnelo Hall is a d*ck, I only like Snatana Moss from the Redskins

TONGO
10-28-12, 05:22 PM
Maclin, Morris, & Keller were the wrong plays. Steve Smith, Dwyer (I knew it! I choked!), and Pettigrew were the right ones. Now I need a monster game out of my Broncos tonight.

DexterRiley
10-28-12, 06:23 PM
Tony romo may well gift wrap and hand deliver a victory all by his lonesome.


Go Romo go.

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Yoda
10-28-12, 07:16 PM
One TD = three turnovers. Might be ugly to watch, but for fantasy purposes, most of it's not too troublesome.

Yoda
10-28-12, 07:21 PM
Hey, perfect timing. Romo rushing TD. Poof: all three turnovers counteracted. Yay.

Yoda
10-28-12, 08:06 PM
Good thinking, KC. You definitely want to get your one decent player--who happens to be a superduperstar--the ball as few times as possible.

Powdered Water
10-28-12, 08:29 PM
19 points for a kicker seems a little much. If you ask me.

Yoda
10-28-12, 08:37 PM
I agree. So does a combined 35 for your kicker and defense.

I need 6 out of Prater tonight to avoid what would be one if the goofier losses I've had in this league. And I've had a few.

Yoda
10-28-12, 08:43 PM
Wow, Romo almost won it with that heave. Bryant couldn't quite stay in, though.

DexterRiley
10-28-12, 08:57 PM
Good thinking, KC. You definitely want to get your one decent player--who happens to be a superduperstar--the ball as few times as possible.

McCluster is doing what Charles did a few years ago.

...And man is benchen mike williams comen back to sting even more.

TONGO
10-28-12, 10:36 PM
PWs Liquored Whores are beating me 107.88 to 76.68. He has Demaryius Thomas, and I got Peyton, McGahee, and Decker. Interesting observation to this matchup is Denvers hoisting New Orleans. Its the NFL team at the highest point of elevation hosting the team from the lowest.

Powdered Water
10-28-12, 11:01 PM
"Fun fact about propane!"

TONGO
10-28-12, 11:22 PM
Liquored Whores 124.38 to my Dillon Panthers 112.62. Demaryius Thomas is killin it for PW. :facepalm:

TONGO
10-28-12, 11:29 PM
Oh and Yoda just edged out Dexter 100.08 to 99.78

TONGO
10-28-12, 11:51 PM
The death duel intensifies! Liquor & Whores 128.38, and my Panthers 128.80. I puilled ahead with Peytons 2nd TD throw to Decker. 4th quarter is just beginning... :) Love the nailbiters.

TONGO
10-29-12, 12:31 AM
Final score
Liquor & Whores 129.48
Dillon Panthers 133.80 whew!

DexterRiley
10-29-12, 12:45 AM
Oh and Yoda just edged out Dexter 100.08 to 99.78

excuse me while i weep softly in the corner.

Powdered Water
10-29-12, 09:32 AM
Started off 4-0. Now I'm 4-4. That's not awesome.

DexterRiley
10-29-12, 09:55 AM
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Powdered Water
10-29-12, 11:37 PM
Crabtree going off... On. MY. BENCH!!!

TONGO
10-29-12, 11:50 PM
:)

Aside from the bench bellerings of my slain opponent I wanted to mention Lisa overtook Sleezy and won with Andre Roberts points. Pfft! Was hoping to share the topspot with just Petey. Btw I beat Petey.

Theres an interesting observation on the league points totals. Before this weeks results are updated tomorrow, there are 2 teams whose point output isnt as much as the points against. My Dillon Panthers, and 11 Angry Men. Of my 2 losses, one was to Lisa by .80 of a point, grrrr, and a complete asswhompwhoopin I took from Yoda. Im 6-2, and hes 3-5. So I guess the point is our trade on draft day broke all the laws of math.