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chucknorris
09-04-12, 02:46 AM
I'm going to try and keep this thread going for as long as I can. Usually when there is a gap in posts it means I'm off doing important tasks.

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Expendables 2
The Hunger Games
Gunday
chucknorris
09-04-12, 02:49 AM
Expendables 2

this movie is great and I know I'm not the best reviewer so please just get over it, but the one main reason for this being a movie that could potentially get movie of the year is that I'm in I rate me 5 out of 5 just because I saved the day I'm the best actor in the whole movie and I have the best lines.
Lennon
09-04-12, 03:02 AM
I rate me 5 out of 5 just because I saved the day I'm the best actor in the whole movie and I have the best lines.

This is probably my favorite review of the year. :rotfl:
nebbit
09-04-12, 04:00 AM
This is probably my favorite review of the year. :rotfl:
Ditto :laugh:
Watch_Tower
09-04-12, 10:17 AM
I'm not gonna argue with you there Chuck
donniedarko
09-04-12, 10:40 AM
+1
chucknorris
09-05-12, 05:51 PM
The Hunger Games
I was watching The hunger games yesterday and although i really enjoyed the movie actually I loved it, it drew me in and i just wanted to find out what was going to happen next, wow bit of topic there but what i was saying, was that i couldnt help but notice the lack of me in it, if i was in the hunger games i would have killed that blonder guy from division 1 first and then everyone else. LOGIC
but anyway i rate this movie a 2 out of 5 only because i enjoyed it, but sadly there was a lack of me.
nebbit
09-05-12, 07:38 PM
Me too :yup:
chucknorris
05-09-14, 06:24 AM
Gunday

10/10 would not recommend. Did anyone see this movie? Did you happen to notice that i wasn't in it. Very disappointing.
seanc
05-09-14, 08:43 AM
Really? Chuck Norris jokes still? You know those weren't funny even when they were funny right?

I would usually assume this is SC but the thread seems to bare.
Deadite
05-09-14, 11:02 AM
Chuck Norris is overrated but that's because he beats all his underraters to death. With his pinky.
Sexy Celebrity
05-09-14, 06:07 PM
Really? Chuck Norris jokes still? You know those weren't funny even when they were funny right?

I would usually assume this is SC but the thread seems to bare.

Excuse me, but I never speak of Chuck Norris. Not that I wouldn't, but I haven't.
The Gunslinger45
05-09-14, 06:17 PM
I prefer Audie Murphy.
Mr Minio
05-09-14, 06:45 PM
"The movie is crap, because I'm not in it!"

What a lame one. Chuck Norris is lame as well. If he wasn't lame he would come in here and bash my face on the keyboard so I asfjisaghiafhi sahiog ehaoighweiohgwoi3ha orh3oahg os4gow4hogh4wogho48shbov8 wso8ho