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Sir Toose
09-03-02, 06:08 PM
So...

We all have things about ourselves that we don't like. What if you could just replace it? Order yourself a JLo butt and get slappin' happy! Maybe some ahnold arms...? What?

As a sidenote... it is interesting to think about what we would place value on if the physical body had interchangeable parts... no?

What would you change? What would you change it into? Why?

My curiosity often gets the better of me. I shall remember the fate of the cat.

LordSlaytan
09-03-02, 07:18 PM
I wouldn't mind getting rid of my David Letterman gap and I also hate my hair, thin, fine, and 4 cowlics.:sick: I'm half Irish and half Swedish, so I don't tan whatsoever. I hate only being pale or burnt in the summer.:( Other than that, I like me.:D

Herod
09-03-02, 07:31 PM
I wish I was taller.


Although, both my father, and older brother are 6 foot, so I think it will come someday.
I'm reaonably pleased.


The tan thing would also be nice, and maybve look a little older....

The Silver Bullet
09-03-02, 08:41 PM
I wish I was more like a camel and less like a cactus...




Somewhere, somehow, that makes sense.
The truth is out there.

Herod
09-03-02, 09:21 PM
Yeah matt, sometimes I wish that I was uglier, had more hair all over my body, and was able to retain a little less water.


The hooves are a big plus too.

The Silver Bullet
09-03-02, 10:10 PM
And I wanna hump, but currently I have too many pricks.

Too many!

Herod
09-03-02, 10:14 PM
:rotfl:

Oh jeez, I don't think there are enough laughing smilies in the world to describe...

The Silver Bullet
09-03-02, 10:19 PM
I suprise myself oftly.

Naisy
09-03-02, 10:25 PM
i think i would like to get rid of my body and replace it with Spidermans muscle instead of being mistaken for a medical skeleton all the time.

firegod
09-04-02, 12:12 AM
I want a better ass.

Yoda
09-04-02, 12:31 AM
I'd want to be around two inches taller, and I'd prefer a more v-shaped chest...but the latter I'll be getting eventually anyway. The height issue is mildly frustrating. I'm not sure (around 5'11"), but it looks like I'm staying about here, and there's nothing I can do about it. Damn. So, I'd add a few inches if I had to pick one thing.

The Silver Bullet
09-04-02, 01:19 AM
So, I'd add a few inches if I had to pick one thing.

His masculinity feels threatened.

Naisy
09-04-02, 01:38 AM
i wouldnt mind a little more height with my muscle but quite frankly i would settle for just muscle.

FiLm Fr3aK
09-04-02, 04:44 PM
LESS MELONS AND MORE JUNK IN MY TRUNK ;)