Yoda's B.O. Report

[Austruck]

Hey Yoda,

It might be good to either (a) update the Box Office Report on the main page every week, or (b) scrap the idea altogether. Anyone who'd wander in here and think about staying would take one look at that and think this site isn't kept up properly. And we all KNOW that it IS.

Yup, I'm a nitpicker. I admit it, but that one's been driving me nuts all summer.

Linda
Chief Petty Officer (and I do mean "petty")
Nitpickers 'R Us

[Sir Toose]

I thought we were going to get an insight into yoda's personal cleanliness habits.

Boy... you smell so bad yo mama's got to post it on the internet!

[FiLm Fr3aK]

:laugh:

I agree...;)
on BOTH the above posts.....:laugh:

[Sir Toose]

So...what no comment you smelly little varmint?

I don't care if you can fight ... I'll still knock the dust out of your pint sized BVD's!

[rubyblood]

Originally posted by Toose
I thought we were going to get an insight into yoda's personal cleanliness habits.

Boy... you smell so bad yo mama's got to post it on the internet!

thats what i was thinking

[Austruck]

Hey, "B.O. Report" is exactly the way he lists it on the main page here. (I never liked that title either.)

But, he so often gets so far behind on that thing that it just looks silly to even have it there. I wouldn't think it'd be that hard to update every Sunday afternoon or Monday morning, would it?

Linda The Ignorant

[Sir Toose]

God, you sound like you're his mother or something.













:laugh:

[Austruck]

Or something. :)

[Sir Toose]

He's a good lad... be proud.



Despite his BO problems.

[Austruck]

Oh sure, easy for you to say. You don't live here or do his laundry.
:rolleyes:

[Sir Toose]

Are you telling me that he doesn't do his own laundry?


For shame!

A tisket, a tasket a smelly ole laundry basket
swirling scents, ill contents, his panties like a casket.

[Austruck]

That poem frightens me, but what frightens me more is your avatar. Is that hellbilly guy, like, photocopying his face or what? Looks like he's running it over a Xerox machine.

[Sir Toose]

No...

actually he's photocopying you... freezing you in his mind... considering you, thinking of you, planning your future.... your near future...



pretty dramatic huh? impressed? thought not.


careful or I'll be forced to wax poetical again.





:D

[FiLm Fr3aK]

thought i would revive this thread... since ummm....
its orignal posting had NO EFFECT...(or is it affect.. hell now I know why I failed english twice....)

anyway!!!!!!!!

YO YODA...
whats up here???

[Sir Toose]

He's awash in the stench of his armpits wafting into his nasal cavity...


stunned by the scents, I would guess.

[Austruck]

Hey Yoda -- Update the B.O. Report or just ditch it, eh? I mean, c'mon...REALLY.

:rolleyes:

[John McClane]

*bump*

It needs to be updated again. :D

[Frightened Inmate No. 2]

BUMP

[Nostromo87]

Yoda reports on his body odor ???

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykyjh1fXo1qm4heyo1_500.gif

[mark f]

That was new about 11 years ago :), but yes, he does, and sometimes his closest friends tell him about it.

[Nostromo87]

must be some funky intergalactic stink

http://37.media.tumblr.com/5d4e17d653c26c49179b375a21a4e4e5/tumblr_msa535BeiS1sezoa7o1_500.gif

who's ready for an update

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhL_v6yZIso

[Deadite]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VL3lJ8LB68

[Yoda]

Aye, I just need to finish rewriting a little bit of the backend here to use the new database, and then it can get all caught up. Shouldn't be too long.