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Yoda
04-10-12, 11:54 AM
*Commissioner Anabell Brumford approaches the stage before assembled media*

Commissioner Brumford: Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special Admin. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th spammer banned.

Yoda: Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I was just mad at for arguing with me. Luckily, they turned out to be spammers.

I'd like to thank v1@gra, c!@lis, and hundreds of terrible fly-by-night movie blog owners for making this possible.
bouncingbrick
04-10-12, 12:23 PM
Congrats. I think we should throw a party!
will.15
04-10-12, 12:24 PM
It has been pretty quiet around here lately.

This forum needs spammers.
Sedai
04-10-12, 12:53 PM
<----Has banned Yoda thousands of times.

He.is.still.here.
Yoda
04-10-12, 01:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8IgoZ-KHiI
Nausicaä
04-10-12, 01:33 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/applause.gif

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o70/stoose/Snape-Applause.gif
TheUsualSuspect
04-10-12, 04:27 PM
How many of those bans are JRS? :p
Powdered Water
04-10-12, 10:13 PM
At least twice since I've been here, and I think jrs even tried a few aliases too. That I believe were also banned.
ollanik
04-10-12, 10:48 PM
Spammers are funny because they remind me on mosquitoes..
Loner
04-11-12, 04:30 AM
It has been pretty quiet around here lately.

This forum needs spammers.

I'm glad you feel that way. :)
honeykid
04-12-12, 01:17 AM
Congrats. I think we should throw a party!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-5zlj49ugk
lundy1026
04-12-12, 01:27 AM
:up:
gandalf26
04-12-12, 07:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cLOIxsQ8
Yoda
04-12-12, 01:08 PM
Since I posted this, we've gotten way, way more spam bots than usual. Interesting.
will.15
04-12-12, 01:18 PM
And you're impotent to stop them.
Deadite
04-12-12, 03:16 PM
Anybody wanna buy some Viagra?
Yoda
04-12-12, 03:17 PM
I never buy Viagra. Only V1@gra.
Harry Lime
04-12-12, 08:45 PM
You've been keeping track? Sweet.
Deadite
04-12-12, 11:57 PM
Kinda sad too. :(
Yoda
04-13-12, 12:51 AM
It'd be sad (or sweet) if I'd been counting. But I have a script for that.
Powdered Water
04-13-12, 12:52 AM
Nah, not really, spammers are an insidious lot that should all be put on an island somewhere along with people that kick puppies, kittens or try to run over raccoons.
Tyler1
06-24-12, 12:04 AM
http://www.vlakken.com/gifs/drive_elevator.gif

DIE SPAMMERS DIE!!
Critics
07-22-12, 02:54 PM
Good work Yoda!