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DexterRiley
11-26-11, 01:47 PM
Did i err in sitting Laurent Robinson for the return of Andre Johnson?

DexterRiley
11-26-11, 01:56 PM
Yoda voted #2 in recognition of the term "yinz".

:laugh:

Powdered Water
11-26-11, 03:17 PM
Heh, yeah, gotta with 2 as well.

TONGO
11-26-11, 04:52 PM
Playing Andre Johnson over Laurent Robinson is hardly something to facepalm yourself over. Those facepalms are reserved for when you, or anyone avoided the obvious right decision. I wish I had this player problem.

Helu or Addai?! Addai most likely will return sunday, but Donald Brown still seems to be the #1 guy there for now. Colts are up against Carolina who is horrible vs the run.

Helu on the other hand is up against a strong run defense, but the last D this tough he played against netted him 14 catches, and this is PPR. Then I just picture in my head the rabid face of Mike Shanahan. :nope: Unless I recieve some stunning advice otherwise I think Im gonna play Addai.

DexterRiley
11-26-11, 05:59 PM
If Johnson can manage double digits, i'll be thrilled. I couldnt bench Manningham given the matchup.

I'm dreading the Michael Bush effect though, where WAWA ends up besting me by the difference in points between what Johnson gets and what Robinson has on the bench.

Yoda
11-27-11, 02:19 PM
Well, I almost subbed in the STL defense at the last minute but didn't quite, and it's looking like I should have. Meh. It was a pretty tough call; both sides seemed like good plays.

Surprised that a punt return TD counts against the opposing D, though...didn't think that was the case.

DexterRiley
11-27-11, 02:36 PM
where o where are the bold predictions for this week? its somethen i look forward to.

In the meanwhile hows about a 6 questions to be answered thingy that we did last year, but for whatever reason got away from this season. my answers in bold

1. Last week Yoda and his infamous magical pixie dust worked their mojo and crushed Petey. Thursday saw both Witten and Gore combine for a rather meh total of 18 and change.

The question is does Sookie's Secret weapon Darren Sproles match or beat that number?

Yes he does

2. Andre Johnson is baaack. does he catch a TD?

Crossed fingers and toes says yes

3. Which RB secures the most points?

Lesean McCoy

4. Will Rauld send in his DVD from last season before Chris Pro-creates?



5. Battle of the backups Matt Leinhart vs whoever is behind centre for the Chiefs, who has the better day?

Leinhart, thanks to Arian Foster taking a 4 yard screen pass 80 yards to the house, along with the aforementioned Johnson TD

6. Does Phil Rivers manage to have a better than 2-1 ratio of TD's to INT's? and select the numbers.

yes.

4 TD's(Vjax,Gates,Tomlin and VBrown) 1 pick. (Champ Bailey)


Good luck MOFOs

DexterRiley
11-27-11, 02:37 PM
Well, I almost subbed in the STL defense at the last minute but didn't quite, and it's looking like I should have. Meh. It was a pretty tough call; both sides seemed like good plays.

Surprised that a punt return TD counts against the opposing D, though...didn't think that was the case.

counts against the opposing Speciial Teams which is grouped with the defense i guess.

Yoda
11-27-11, 08:56 PM
Tebow with a game-tying 4Q drive, then a bunch of OT drama. Denver wins again.

Cue a whole bunch of people losing their minds for another week in 3...2...1...

Yoda
11-27-11, 09:02 PM
Meanwhile, back in fantasy: 18.42 points for Tebow in our format, which I'm plenty happy with. Dude has yet to have a bad fantasy game: 19, 26, 15, 28, 19, 17, and 18. Extrapolated over all 12 games so far, that'd make him something like the 7th-best QB in the league, and probably the most consistent not named Brees or Rodgers.

But my game's coming down to the wire again: it's Darren Sproles + 2.42 points against Hakeem Nicks. Most projections have this right around dead-even. So here we go. The Bye situation is all crazy bunched together, so this is pretty huge.

I'll throw up a mid-week thread on Tuesday or Wednesday, I think, where I break down a bunch of the playoff scenarios heading into the final week. There should be a lot of permutations kicking around.

Yoda
11-27-11, 10:19 PM
Tyler Palko is not good at football. Which is a problem, seeing as how he's a football player and all.

TONGO
11-27-11, 11:11 PM
Well the Bucs lost, and Id never seen a slipperier football. Rainy, cold, and misty weather. I wouldnt believe Yahoos projection that Fitz would outscore Freeman, but he got 31.96 on my pine while Josh got 10.96 :facepalm:

I play Joseph Addai over Roy Helu, and sure enough Joe gets 2.30 and Roy gets 29.20 :facepalm: Colt McCoy gets 19.84, of course Stevie Johnson gets 21.50 cause Fitz rocked, and Arian Foster got 19.90 for Peteys Beantown Champs. At the end of the 1:00 games I had 91.76 and only my kicker left to play. Petey had 78.34, but Doucet, Chicago, Cruz, and Jimmy Graham left to go. :sick: My ass was well kicked.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/gallery_images/photos/000/506/776/22-Sep-10_98708130ES054_St_Louis_Rams_crop_450x500.jpg?1285131160

My 9th round draft pick Sebastian Janikowski (Hey, Al Davis drafted him in the 1st round ;) ) might yet give me a fighting chance. Doucet only got 2.40, and Peteys Chicago 6.00 becaaaaauuuuuse Janikowski kiscked a franchise record 6 field goals against them, and netted me 23.00 fantasy points. :eek:

The Mean Machine 114.76
Beantown Champs 86.74

Petey still has Victor Cruz and Jimmy Graham going tomorrow night on Monday Night Football, and if they get 28.03 I lose. Its very possible, but at least its a chance.

Good times. :)

DexterRiley
11-28-11, 12:45 AM
i hate Fantasy football.

only an epic performance by mario manninham can ressurect my wounded soul.

Sedai
11-28-11, 09:51 AM
Hi folks~! :)

I was away at the Fam's until Saturday and then I was a busy bee! This dictated some chores/shopping on Sunday, which we finished around 3PM. So, I caught the last bit of the early games and then watched the Pats trounce what looked to be a really inept Philly squad. D-Jax is a frustrating player to own, as he dropped not one but two TD passes, one of which was a bomb for big yardage. He still got me a decent score on the week, but it could have been MUCH better. Vince Young STILL looks like he's trying to adjust to the NFL. I thought McCoy may have a short week with Philly playing from behind, and that seemed to be the case. Hopefully Vick returns soon, because The Eagles need him...

upStomp
11-28-11, 10:24 AM
Week 13 is shaping up to be epic.

Looks like the top 4 seeds will all be playing each other for the 2 bye slots.

Yoda
11-28-11, 10:25 AM
Yeah, this is gonna be insane. I'll be putting together the yearly "here's a bunch of complicated playoff scenarios" post tomorrow or Wednesday.

Sedai
11-28-11, 10:36 AM
Looking forward to it!!

DexterRiley
11-28-11, 12:12 PM
MoFo FF supreme court Assemble (said in booming movie trailer guy voice)

is Novak peeing or Tebowing

http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabb/eh/bb/ch/cc/Novakpiss.gif


i vote both,,he was down their anyway...hence he was

errr

Peebowing.

:laugh:

What say you honourable ones ?

Yoda
11-28-11, 02:36 PM
Matchups still up in the air heading into tonight (I'm only including ones where the outcome is genuinely in doubt; Seds needing 3 with Brees and Jacobs to go, for example, is settled):


Me and LT: I've got Nicks, she's got Sproles and a little over 2 points.
TONGO and Pete: Pete needs 28 points out of Victor Cruz and Jimmy Graham.
PW and Dex: Dex needs Manningham and Tynes to outscore Colston by about 21.
Badger and Flash: Flash needs 21 out of Pierre Thomas.
Badger and PW are probably safe. I think I'd give Pete a slight nod over TONGO, but that could go either way. And the Nicks/Sproles thing feels uncannily like a coin flip.

Lots of playoff implications. As Jay pointed out, we may have the top four seeds playing each other heading into the last week.

Yoda
11-28-11, 02:38 PM
Oh, also: I can't really figure out why Stevie Johnson got flagged for his Burress-shooting-him-self-in-the-leg-dance (which was hysterical and brilliant). Celebration is allowed, so why can't he reference that? It seems like a pretty arbitrary line, to allow celebration, but try to interpret it and then decide it deserves a flag. Even more subjective than most penalties, I mean.

TONGO
11-28-11, 10:35 PM
Petey wants 28.03. 7:47 left in the 2nd quarter, Cruz has 5.10, and Graham 8.00. He needs just 15 more...

Edit in - 5:21 in the 2nd, Cruz catches a ball for 15 yds, and Petey needs 12.33. I see Graham is 6th in the NFL on recieving yards, and Cruz ranked 13th. Im scared

2:21 in the 2nd and after Grahams TD Petey needs 4.83....with these updates it feels like Im posting in my old "Im watching this film right now" thread...

DexterRiley
11-28-11, 10:49 PM
Manningham is out.

yeah thats awesome.

TONGO
11-28-11, 11:16 PM
Sadly this means more targets for Cruz. Halftime and all Petey needs is 2.83 :( cry

TONGO
11-28-11, 11:46 PM
Sadly this means more targets for Cruz. Halftime and all Petey needs is 2.83 :( cry

5:48 in the 3rd and still holding.

A more interesting matchup is 11 Angry Men vs Sookies Suckers. Yoda has 120.62 with Nicks and Lisa has 120.04 with Sproles. whoa

TONGO
11-29-11, 12:04 AM
Jimmy Grahams 2nd td just knocked me out. :sick: No chance for the playoffs now.

Sedai
11-29-11, 10:01 AM
Who has two thumbs and clinched in first place?

THIS GUY! ;)

The points margin is ridiculous. A whole .1 separates Chris and I...

Yoda
11-29-11, 10:34 AM
I saw that! :laugh: .10 points separate us. Nicks had a very solid game and Sproles just shared too much work with the other backs. He also dropped two passes; I don't think he would've quite managed the deficit if he'd caught them, but it would've been much closer. As it is I think I'm safe from scoring corrections. Whew.

Meanwhile, the top four teams do indeed play each other in the last week, and all four of us have a shot at one of the Byes, and all four of us have already clinched playoff spots.

I'll start fiddling around with the scenarios later today. Here we go!

Sedai
11-29-11, 10:38 AM
Jay and I are chatting on IMs now. Both of us are chomping at the bit as we wait for your posts...

DexterRiley
11-29-11, 10:43 AM
I'm a still stunned i managed to plummet from the lofty perch to 4th overnight.

do 20 pt stat corrections ever happen.

:D

Sedai
11-29-11, 10:46 AM
*cheers*

rauldc14
11-29-11, 12:31 PM
Looks like I should be in like Flynn (the playoffs, that is. Matt Flynn better not be playing). My 3 headed monster is really for any challenge. And Marshawn Lynch will just keep defying the odds in one of the strangest good seasons from anyone this year.

Yoda
11-29-11, 03:10 PM
Yeah, the playoff field is effectively set; it's all about seeding now. I just posted a breakdown of the scenarios (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=27302) in the week 13 thread.

Meanwhile, all four of my teams won in week 12 (though Victor Cruz made me sweat in two of them despite having otherwise huge leads). Teams combined are 31-17 on the year, despite some major injuries. If I can squeeze out one more win in my ESPN league I might make the playoffs in all of them. That'd be pretty sweet.