Battle of the MoFos: Round 1

[Sexy Celebrity]

Battle of the MoFos!
http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=10414&stc=1&d=1365504004


Same thing as the Movie Tournaments, except now a MoFo member is in competition with another MoFo member. There are a total of 50 MoFos in this first round.

Please copy this into a new post and then bold the name of the MoFo you want to win in each pair that has been randomly created.

This round will end on August 10, 2011.

I have chosen to stay out of the game since I am hosting it. If you were not included, that means I either didn't notice you or didn't want you (kidding!) or didn't think you were that big of a MoFo member yet. Plus I decided that 50 was a good number. Please vote anyway, k, thanks, love ya.

BRACKET 1

Plainview ...................... Fiscal
rufnek ........................... Sedai
Mark F ........................... 7thson
HollyG ............................ KasperKristensen
ash_is_the_gal ......................... nebbit
Loner ....................................... Justin
Genyav ............................ Pyro Tramp
Rauldc14 ......................... Harry Lime
Used Future ..................... iluv2viddyfilms
Brodinski .......................... Darkrose

BRACKET 2

Iroquois .......................... linespalsy
John McClane ......................... Holden Pike
eMilee .......................... Thursday Next
Sinny McGuffins ..................... Planet News
Powdered Water ..................... Piddzilla
will.15 ........................... Voneil7
Sleezy .............................. Miss Vicky
Austruck ........................... Tacitus
Golgot ......................... Monkeypunch
Yoda ............................. Godoggo

BRACKET 3

Deadite ............................ MovieMan8877445
TheUsualSuspect .................... meatwadsprite
urkillinmesmalls ........................ DexterRiley
earlsmoviepicks ....................... wintertriangles
Dog Star Man ............................ honeykid

[Harry Lime]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYj7T9eEQ4U

[Harry Lime]

By the way, even though I think this is a pretty bad idea I figure I should mention that 50 is not a good number for a tournament.

[HitchFan97]

Battle indeed. I predict many heated arguments in the near future.

[rauldc14]

Harry Lime vs. Planet News in the final

[Harry Lime]

Harry Lime vs. Planet News in the final

Really? Is this for the most hated Mofo?

Here's my first vote to get the ball rolling:

Rauldc14 ......................... Harry Lime

[wintertriangles]

BRACKET 1

Plainview ...................... Fiscal
rufnek ........................... Sedai
Mark F ........................... 7thson (not sure)
HollyG ............................ KasperKristensen
ash_is_the_gal ......................... nebbit
Loner ....................................... Justin
Genyav ............................ Pyro Tramp
Rauldc14 ......................... Harry Lime
Used Future ..................... iluv2viddyfilms
Brodinski .......................... Darkrose

BRACKET 2

Iroquois .......................... linespalsy
John McClane ......................... Holden Pike
eMilee .......................... Thursday Next
Sinny McGuffins ..................... Planet News
Powdered Water ..................... Piddzilla
will.15 ........................... Voneil7
Sleezy .............................. Miss Vicky
Austruck ........................... Tacitus
Golgot ......................... Monkeypunch
Yoda ............................. Godoggo

BRACKET 3

Deadite ............................ MovieMan8877445
TheUsualSuspect .................... meatwadsprite
urkillinmesmalls ........................ DexterRiley
earlsmoviepicks ....................... wintertriangles (I can't vote I'm guessing)
Dog Star Man ............................ honeykid

[mark f]

Thread this Screw.

[planet news]

Race of Cain...

[Dog Star Man]

I don't mind a battle. But what is the fight about exactly? I'm still a little hazy here. But sure, I'm in if it sounds reasonable.

Edit: Okay I looked into what Movie Tournaments were. So I'm getting the general idea. Please count me out, this is only going to get people angry at one another and that's a no-siree-bob to me. Love you all, peace!

[Monkeypunch]

This is a spectacularly bad idea...

[Sexy Celebrity]

By the way, even though I think this is a pretty bad idea I figure I should mention that 50 is not a good number for a tournament.

I realized this after I made it. I would have to throw a twist in somewhere -- it could be done. But it looks like only wintertriangles is voting.

I cannot believe you guys are so upset over this! I guess I can see how it might be a bad idea, but really, I thought it was just good humored fun. A battle to see who the last MoFo standing would be! At least wintertriangles got the joke (love ya.)

Allllllllllllrightttttttt. Screw this thread. But it would be interesting to see how people would vote.

[Harry Lime]

Come on people...This was going to provide me with some entertainment for the next little while. I'll vote just to keep it going:

BRACKET 1

Plainview ...................... Fiscal (Dan will put up his index finger to stop you from talking - I hate this)
rufnek ........................... Sedai (Sedai likes good movies...sometimes)
Mark F ........................... 7thson (despite Mark's anti-foreign attitude he still gets my vote)
HollyG ............................ KasperKristensen (Holly makes me food, sorry Kasper you can't compete with that)
ash_is_the_gal ......................... nebbit (Is this a good start, Ash?)
Loner ....................................... Justin (Tough one, both hockey fans here, but Loner's a Mod now and he can ban me)
Genyav ............................ Pyro Tramp (I still think will.15 is genyav)
Rauldc14 ......................... Harry Lime (the other guy's an a$$hole)
Used Future ..................... iluv2viddyfilms (viddy is making a cool top 100 right now so my vote goes there)
Brodinski .......................... Darkrose (Gotta go with Bro)

BRACKET 2

Iroquois .......................... linespalsy (tough one but lines gets it)
John McClane ......................... Holden Pike (Sorry John, but philosophy in the shoutbox can't compete with an extensive knowledge of film and sharing it with the rest of us)
eMilee .......................... Thursday Next (went with the better top 10 here)
Sinny McGuffins ..................... Planet News (PN's shame is great!)
Powdered Water ..................... Piddzilla (PW kicks ass)
will.15 ........................... Voneil7 (every time he says foreign films are pretentious I want to kick him but he still gets my vote)
Sleezy .............................. Miss Vicky (Can't vote for someone who loves Death to Smoochy)
Austruck ........................... Tacitus (Sorry Aus, but a Demonoid invite can go a long way)
Golgot ......................... Monkeypunch (Golgot writes some good reviews)
Yoda ............................. Godoggo (Well, it's his site and this thread doesn't exist without him)

BRACKET 3

Deadite ............................ MovieMan8877445 (gotta go with the kid, sorry Deadite but I've known him longer)
TheUsualSuspect .................... meatwadsprite (Double win here, a vote for Canada and a vote against meatwads)
urkillinmesmalls ........................ DexterRiley (who is urkillinmesmalls?)
earlsmoviepicks ....................... wintertriangles (WT for having the balls to go first here)
Dog Star Man ............................ honeykid (Brakhage vs Barrymore...Well, one's favourite film is the same as mine and the other has been very outspoken of their hatred of that film and its director)

There, that wasn't too hard, actually kind of fun.

SC, you missed quite a few people and you should have been included so we could vote against you for starting this.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who I would pick (just asking for everyone to hate me even more, I guess! :goof:):

BRACKET 1

Plainview ...................... Fiscal
rufnek ........................... Sedai (I like Sedai, but rufnek tells a lot of good stories.)
Mark F ........................... 7thson (Mark F gets mad at me too much and doesn't read my reviews anymore.)
HollyG ............................ KasperKristensen
ash_is_the_gal ......................... nebbit (Sorry, Ash, but Nebbit is my heterosexual lover.)
Loner ....................................... Justin
Genyav ............................ Pyro Tramp
Rauldc14 ......................... Harry Lime
Used Future ..................... iluv2viddyfilms
Brodinski .......................... Darkrose

BRACKET 2

Iroquois .......................... linespalsy
John McClane ......................... Holden Pike (but I love McClane)
eMilee .......................... Thursday Next
Sinny McGuffins ..................... Planet News (even though you neg repped me for this thread!)
Powdered Water ..................... Piddzilla (He likes it when I bitchslap him in advance.)
will.15 ........................... Voneil7 (will.15 is God.)
Sleezy .............................. Miss Vicky (Joaquin! :))
Austruck ........................... Tacitus (but I love his bald head)
Golgot ......................... Monkeypunch (but I love Golgot)
Yoda ............................. Godoggo (Everyone will vote for Yoda - everyone who dares to - so Godoggo gets love and deserves to.)

BRACKET 3

Deadite ............................ MovieMan8877445 (Even though Deadite neg repped me a few times recently...)
TheUsualSuspect .................... meatwadsprite (I like US's reviews more.)
urkillinmesmalls ........................ DexterRiley (For making another thread with the bbusername code.)
earlsmoviepicks ....................... wintertriangles
Dog Star Man ............................ honeykid

[iluv2viddyfilms]

Can we save time and just have mark f and Holden battle it out? I'd like to vote, but really can't as I don't know all the posters that well enough to make the calls, or maybe I can vote in the ones where I have interacted with both.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's okay, viddy -- damn, now I wish I had voted for you. You're alright. Anyway, thanks for your interest, but I think the game is over.

[Godoggo]

Yoda ............................. Godoggo (Everyone will vote for Yoda - everyone who dares to - so Godoggo gets love and deserves to.)

Ah, thanks,Sexy! I appreciate that. That's the best pity vote I ever got. :p

[planet news]

would've won the whole thing anyway.

[urkillinmesmalls]

urkillinmesmalls would've won the whole thing anyway.

Unregistered you mean.

I just favor Deadite, Yoda, Dog Star Man, and Sexy Celebrity.

[MovieMan8877445]

MovieMan8877445 would've won the whole thing anyway.

Oh, I see what you did there.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Announcement!
ROUND 2!
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We have had to end the first round prematurely to today (due to bad weather.) I have randomized the 24 MoFos who survived Round 1 -- they got 2 or more points -- into new pairs for you to vote on.

For the record, this is a list of names who didn't even receive one vote: ash_is_the_gal, Genyav, John McClane, meatwadsprite, Sinny McGuffins and earlsmoviepicks.

Okay! Here are the new pairs. Please copy and paste this into a new post and bold your choices. This round will end whenever I feel like it, so hurry! Let's get a TOP MOFO!!!!

wintertriangles .............................. Sedai
Fiscal ..................................... Golgot
iluv2viddyfilms ......................... Dog Star Man
will.15 ............................ Loner
Planet News ....................... nebbit
linespalsy ........................... Powdered Water
HollyG .............................. MovieMan8877445
TheUsualSuspect .................. Harry Lime
Brodinski ........................... Sleezy
Holden Pike .............................. Yoda
Tacitus ............................. Pyro Tramp
eMilee ....................... DexterRiley

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh! And if nobody votes, I am automatically the winner.

[Sinny McGuffins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M

[Sexy Celebrity]

Don't hate me. Hate the game.

[Deadite]

This thread is EFFING AWESOME!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Deadite! I'm glad to have your support. I hope you'll cast your votes so we can get to round 3 soon. Here's mine:

wintertriangles .............................. Sedai (I voted for Winter in the last round.)
Fiscal ..................................... Golgot (I voted for Fiscal in the last round.)
iluv2viddyfilms ......................... Dog Star Man
will.15 ............................ Loner (Will has not a paid a visit to this thread, while Loner gave me +1 for it - such a doll!)
Planet News ....................... nebbit (Hmm... the guy who's given me a lot of negative rep, or the woman who's given me so much positive rep... EASY CHOICE!)
linespalsy ........................... Powdered Water (I feel awful about this considering it's Lines' birthday.)
HollyG .............................. MovieMan8877445
TheUsualSuspect .................. Harry Lime (I'm hoping he votes again... otherwise I might have to change my vote to UsualSuspect.)
Brodinski ........................... Sleezy
Holden Pike .............................. Yoda
Tacitus ............................. Pyro Tramp
eMilee ....................... DexterRiley (I need my Dexual Healing.)

[Godoggo]

You know something like this (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=9176)would be fun to do . I wasn't here last time it happened.

I'm just voting for Nebbit, because that woman is nothing but pure goodness.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That would be fun to do again, Godoggo.

Okay, let me make a note... Nebbit... 2 points.

[planet news]

Cool.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Cool.

Hush. You lie. You neg repped me.

[Justin]

I see that I didn't make it into the battle. That's too bad.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I see that I didn't make it into the battle. That's too bad.

You were in round one. You got 1 vote from wintertriangles. He picked you over Loner.

[planet news]

:cool:

[Sexy Celebrity]

:cool:

Put a bag over it.

[Deadite]

Alright, time to get down to business:

wintertriangles .............................. Sedai

Shocking, no? But consider this logic: What would Batman be without his archnemesis, the Joker? Just some schmuck beating up street trash, that's what.

Fiscal ..................................... Golgot

Who? Oh yeah, now I remember: Golgot has a cool av. The choice is clear.

iluv2viddyfilms ......................... Dog Star Man

Because Dog Star Man has a better name, obviously.

will.15 ............................ Loner

Will kicks @$$. Loner is.....well, nuff said. (Ban me, will you?! Take THAT!)

Planet News ....................... nebbit

No-brainer. But I still like him.

linespalsy ........................... Powdered Water

I'm 50% sure that this is ironic.

HollyG .............................. MovieMan8877445

Why I do dat fo?

TheUsualSuspect .................. Harry Lime

Harry Lime, you complete me.

Brodinski ........................... Sleezy

I vaguely recall Brodinski saying something awesome at some point.

Holden Pike .............................. Yoda

And not just because he's the big cheese, either, but also because he, uh, . ..... he. Er, he....likes.... Batman?

Tacitus ............................. Pyro Tramp

An enigma wrapped inside a riddle wrapped inside a falafel.

eMilee ....................... DexterRiley

Who the heck is eMilee?

[Sexy Celebrity]

ROUND 3!
SEMI FINALS! THE FINAL 8!
(Give a round of applause to those who made it!)

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(Remember: bold your choices.)


Harry Lime ................... Golgot
Yoda ........................... DexterRiley
Nebbit ......................... Dog Star Man
HollyG ......................... Powdered Water

[Sexy Celebrity]

Harry Lime ................... Golgot
Yoda ........................... DexterRiley
Nebbit ......................... Dog Star Man
HollyG ......................... Powdered Water

I'm waiting for your votes. Help me get this ridiculous game y'all hate over with. I like to complete things. After this round, it's final 2 (hopefully.)

[TheUsualSuspect]

I didn't even realize this thread existed until it was too late.

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's not too late! Cast your votes and we can move onto the final round and you can help crown the winner!

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://photoshopnews.com/stories/images/LL-Opening/LL-Opening-014.jpg

Here's some hors d'oeuvres to snack on while you vote.

[Deadite]

Looks like no one else here is MAN enough to do what has to be done.

Harry Lime ................... Golgot
Yoda ........................... DexterRiley
Nebbit ......................... Dog Star Man
HollyG ......................... Powdered Water

It is done.

[Loner]

will.15 ............................ Loner

Will kicks @$$. Loner is.....well, nuff said. (Ban me, will you?! Take THAT!)

At least you know I banned you. Yoda took a lot of heat for something I did.

[Deadite]

At least you know I banned you. Yoda took a lot of heat for something I did.

I have no idea what you mean by heat, but I'm not going to have this discussion with you. My posts here are meant in good fun, and I am frankly sick and tired of the petty fighting at this site.

Have a good day.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Round 4
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
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Hi, gang. Well, after looking at all of the votes - taking into consideration the votes from the previous rounds (because I had to since only one person voted in Round 3) - it is clear that we have our final 2.

Now... take a big sigh because we've finally made it to the end. It is here - we are there - the show is about to pack up and head to the next town (where it will do nothing.)

Alright, alright, alright, so this is how the last round is gonna be. Here are the weapons that these badass MoFos are gonna use against each other.

Are we ready?

I am.

It's either

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-T1eiyR36yX4/TcwEV7fJuwI/AAAAAAAAF6E/eQTkGz7jxSA/s1600/boobs-guinness.jpg
BOOBS
OR

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/s/sliced_limes-3323.JPG
LIMES

Take your pick.
Nebbit vs. Harry Lime

[Brodinski]

You know, Sexy, Lime really isn't into performing fellatio on men. Not sure about receiving, you would have to check.

I miss Tenerife. You guys should see how ridiculously tan I am.

[urkillinmesmalls]

Harry Lime

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll take that as two votes for Harry Lime.

Plus my vote:

Nebbit ........................ Harry Lime (I remembered to bold my choice.)

That means that

HARRY LIME WINS!!!!
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What was that about fellatio, Brodinski?

Congratulations, Harry Lime, our new TOP MOFO!

Here's your prize:

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My apologies to those of you that unfortunately lost.

Remember: Anger doesn't solve anything.

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[Sinny McGuffins]

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What film is this from?

[Sexy Celebrity]

What film is this from?

Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

Too horrifying? I worried I was going too far with all the blood, but I liked it. Thought it was fitting with the game.

[Godoggo]

Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

Too horrifying? I worried I was going too far with all the blood, but I liked it. Thought it was fitting with the game.

Is Frank in the second one? I need to watch them again, I can't remember the second one very clearly. I absolutely love the cenobites. Pinhead scared me to death the first time I saw the movie.

http://i1039.photobucket.com/albums/a476/ashafer_bucket/pinhead.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Is Frank in the second one?

Yes.

[Sinny McGuffins]

I was interested until I read Hellraiser.

[Harry Lime]

Lucky me.

[Yoda]

I had no idea this thread existed until now. If I had, I definitely would've rigged the voting somehow.

[urkillinmesmalls]

Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

Too horrifying? I worried I was going too far with all the blood, but I liked it. Thought it was fitting with the game.

oh yeah definitely

[MovieMan8877445]

I had no idea this thread existed until now. If I had, I definitely would've rigged the voting somehow.

Don't you have the ability to edit posts, Yoda?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I had no idea this thread existed until now. If I had, I definitely would've rigged the voting somehow.

Well, we could always start over. :rotfl:

[Deadite]

Lucky me.

Now you are The One.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SHfGS33fuTo/TaNdSzHkG_I/AAAAAAAABKA/dar3eUsGk6Q/s1600/highlander_resam.jpg

[DexterRiley]

I had no idea this thread existed until now. If I had, I definitely would've rigged the voting somehow.

seeing as i lost to the likes of you, in my view it was a forgone conclusion.

:D

[Deadite]

Obviously this thread was a joke because I didn't win. :mad:

[Sexy Celebrity]

Obviously this thread was a joke because I didn't win. :mad:

Actually, you just won. Harry Lime lost the crown last night for being mean to me.

DEADITE WINS!
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Congratulations, Deadite, our new TOP MOFO!

Here's your prize (luckily, Harry Lime never opened it) :

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My apologies to those of you that unfortunately lost.

Remember: Anger doesn't solve anything.

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[Deadite]

O M G

First of all, I'd like to thank Satan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pIQ4nx3Cs4

And that's it, really.