The Prophecy of , the chosen one

[Herod]

Long ago, practically in a Galaxy far, far away The Cinemanicon was written on pages of flesh, from the ink of virgin blood. It's pages described horrible terrors (Like Mike, for instance) and made an important prophecy, one that would shape the life of all MoFo posters! Since the beggining of time, the cinemanicon was lost amongst the back posts of MoFo, but today, they have been found!



There was one prophecy that was particularily important, that prophecy described the arrival of the chosen one, . It is told that upon 's arrival, when the magic words were uttered, buckets of money would fall into the hands of Chris, and will be evenly dispersed throughout MoFo. The sky's will rain candy, and no bad movies will ever again be made, or at least not bad movies that are'nt funny! All aspiring MoFo filmmakers will be discovered and sweep the oscars (or awards show of their choosing). All MoFo women will be sent a Brad Pitt clone, and all MoFo men will be sent one of the many Carol Channing clones (hey, you take the good with the bad) and vice-versa when applicable.


All of this will come with the arrival of and the utterance of the magic words. The words that will bring peace to earth, and great wealth to all MoFo-er's. The words that bring ultimate power to Yoda. Those words that....AAACK....My left arm is numb.... I'm...Having a heart attack....I'm dying.....dying...the words are...Klaatu...Verahta...and Ne....Nect......I dont quite remember the last one, but try asking , is, after all, the chosen one....AAAAACH...[Slumps over in chair dead!!! ]

[Yoda]

Actually, it's spelled thusly:

Klaatu barada nikto!

Gort would be ashamed. :p

[Sexy Celebrity]

You're not really using the *trick* are you? You've actually created a post all about ME? ME?!

It has to be... he mentioned Brad Pitt and Carol Channing!

I :love: this thread! I AM THE PROPHET!

[Sexy Celebrity]

Oh, damn! I just signed out and checked. I'M NOT THE PROPHET!

*kicks something big*

[The Silver Bullet]

:rolleyes:

[Yoda]

Originally posted by Jason
*kicks something big*
Vin Diesel's bicep? Dirk Diggler's manhood? Holden's ego? :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

Holden's ego. I would never kick a sexy body part.

[The Silver Bullet]

:eek:

:laugh:

[Yoda]

:laugh: Good point. Anyhoo, kick away. I seriously doubt you'll be able to do any permanent damage to it. ;D

[Sullivan]

This was almost funny the first time it was done. :)

[The Silver Bullet]

Actually, it was very funny the first time, funnier the second time.
This one is quite sad. Probably because it's not so straight out absurd...

:yawn:

[Herod]

Hey, when a new poster signs up, and then reads a prophecy foretelling his/her coming, I thought it would be a little amusing. Maybe the jokes a bit tired, I'm sorry, but you guys cant say that you've never created a dumb post.

[The Silver Bullet]

No, we can't.
I'm just saying.

[Ladies Man]

So yo have prophesised.... profesised....proffet...said I will be coming back!

How amusing, MMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Cough...Cough* yeah.

[jungerpants]

Welcome...

[jrs]

Thank you...though I will have been here 1 year exactly 1 month from now.

[Gracie]

The Chosen One has been found! Let us feast on fruit bats, and urangutangs, and breakfast cereals. Let us officially change Gracie's name to , The Chosen One! And let us all decapitate Freddie Prinze Jr., and bring our Brad Pitt and Carol Channing clones with us on the cruise!

[moviefan20]

What is this all aboot? I don't understand why i get picked on, i mean did i do something?

[Holden Pike]

Yes, you're missing something. Try logging-out and then looking at the thread again.

[Yoda]

You're no fun. :p Let 'em figure it out for themselves.

[Sexy Celebrity]

This thread just flat out sucks. Herodotus, be a hero and close this thread, if you can.

, your real prophecy, prophecized by me, has come true. You see you are now loved. Read the thread that says "I love you, " for my declaration of indecency to you.