Log in

View Full Version : Bin Laden's Movie Reviews


will.15
05-10-11, 03:51 AM
THE SOUND OF MUSIC

This is a very strange movie. People sing and dance for no apparent reason at all. They say it is a true story so the real people are very disturbed. It is about the Trapp family and this girl Catholic who is kicked out of convent for singing too much instead of doing her chores. As punishment her Mother Superior makes her move in with the Trapps. There are many little Trapps. She makes them sing and dance. When Father Von Trapp gets home he disapproves. He hates girl, but hates Nazis more because the goosestep is hard to do. The children end up in trees. Poppa Trapp fall in love with girl because she stands up to him and very close so he could kiss her. He stupidly break up with more beautiful blonde rich woman for the girl who is called Maria and marries her. The Nazis disapprove and want him to marry Adolf Hitler. Instead he gets up on stage with girl and family and sings even though he sings bad then they run off impolitely to climb over the Alps into Switzerland to make cheese.

planet news
05-10-11, 02:52 PM
http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/i_dont_even_cat.jpg

Yoda
05-10-11, 05:28 PM
I figured the gimmick would be that he'd be reviewing movies like Jaws or Deep Blue Sea.

nebbit
05-10-11, 08:08 PM
More reviews pleeze :laugh:

Sexy Celebrity
05-11-11, 06:18 AM
What were your thoughts about World Trade Center, Fahrenheit 9/11 and United 93?

earlsmoviepicks
05-11-11, 01:37 PM
GHOST (1990)

by OBL

This infidel who dies. I like the idea of death, but I do not understand why he wishes for this Demi Moore. He has 72 virgins to choose from. Why does he pick this soiled woman?

nebbit
05-12-11, 08:26 AM
http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/positive/clapping.gif

genesis_pig
05-16-11, 03:58 AM
What were your thoughts about World Trade Center, Fahrenheit 9/11 and United 93?

I second this.