Batman's origin story according to some random Chinese product

[Yoda]

Awesome.

http://www.someecards.com/2011/04/07/chinese-translation-gives-batman-new-origin-story

[will.15]

And Peter Parker becomes Batman after being bitten by a radioactive bat.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, now we know Genyav works for a Chinese dollar store company.

[planet news]

However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will.Story. Of. My. Life.

[nebbit]

That is priceless :laugh:

[planet news]

Silly Chinese people. What's Shrek doin' dere?
(http://digthatbox.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/TOYS/30_Sense_of_Right_Alliance.jpg)

[Tripod]

http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/wait_what.jpg

[linespalsy]

Ah, that's great. Reminds me of RobertCop (http://www.cracked.com/article_19056_the-15-most-unintentionally-hilarious-bootleg-toys.html).

[planet news]

I know for a fact I once played with one of those cassette tape transformers in that link. Now I want to find it again. Makes me feel closer to my culture actually.

[Sexy Celebrity]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/2/6/46226.jpg?v=1

Oh my god.

[Sinny McGuffins]

Doctor Jackstraw..? Didn't know my local MP was an abnormal drug trafficker.

http://www.ekklesia.co.uk/files/images/JackStraw.jpg

Brilliant.

[Ash_Lee]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?