What is in your apocalypse Go-bag?

[earlsmoviepicks]

http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab94/earlsmoviepicks/apo.jpg
http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab94/earlsmoviepicks/zom.jpg

Ok, so 2012 is almost here, the sun is supposed to explode soon, we're on the verge of zombies being a reality, global apocalypse, etc. It really looks like this is it. The world is ending.....

So you've got your bag packed, right? What's in it?

Show us (a la Breakfast Club...)

here's mine.
Paracord
Cold Steel Bushman survival knife
Swedish Firesteel fire starter
Handgun/ammo
Vitamins
Picture of Farrah Fawcett

[Yoda]

Depends on the type of apocalypse. If it's aliens, I'll just pack what's beaten them in the past:


A laptop
A massive counterweight
Water
Disease

[earlsmoviepicks]

:rotfl:.....you had me on "massive counterweight".....

[Yoda]

My sister suggests I also pack Sigourney Weaver.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hats
Guns
Anti-Anxiety medications
Water
Chapstick
Toothpaste and toothbrush
Cologne
Flashlight
Socks and a spare pair of shoes
Knives
Deodorant
Pillow with Jake Gyllenhaal cross-stiched on it
Alcohol
Small axe
Search-a-Word puzzle book and pens
Blankets

Am I ready?

[Tacitus]

Cigarettes

Vodka

Painkillers (not to be used avec the vodka unless absolutely necessary)

A copy of When The Wind Blows (for instructional purposes, to be watched on a mythical TV/DVD combo which somehow works)

Radaway *

Clean underwear

An iPod packed with New Order, The Fall and Kate Bush

Kate Bush herself (from the 1980s :p)

Nail clippers

3 condoms (I'll either get lucky or have to amuse mutant zombies with balloon animals)

Brain bleach in case a mutant zombie decides to get lucky with me

Wagon Wheels

* I've been playing too much Fallout, haven't I? :D

[rufnek]

A nail clipper with attached file (I can't stand unsightly, dirty nails)
Several changes of silk underwear (might as well be comfortable)
A "Pick up Girls in Any Language" dictionary
Money-belt full of kugerands