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Fiscal
01-18-11, 05:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RaDJ6.jpg

There have been several attempts over the past couple of weeks by a certain person or persons to auction off the identity of the notorious Bristol Bomber known as Banksy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksy).

All previous auctions have been unceremoniously plucked from eBay by the Powers That Be, the most recent of which reached a rather ridiculous bid of $999,999 (http://animalnewyork.com/2011/01/banksys-identity-ebay-auction-pulled-after-hitting-9999999-00/)before being unplugged. Just as quickly, however, a new auction has emerged (http://cgi.ebay.com/Identity-Banksy-/130476675195?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1e6104107b#ht_500wt_1156), this one starting at a quaint $3,000.

Whether eBay likes it or not, I have a feeling the folk/s behind this effort won’t stop until Banksy’s identity is known to all. Unfortunately for them, everyone already knows it’s (http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-grandmother-comes-forward-as-banksy,17604/)89-year-old Rose Biggin of North London (http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-grandmother-comes-forward-as-banksy,17604/).


[tdw (http://thedailywh.at/post/2815198653/secret-identity-sale-of-the-day-as-you-may-or-may#disqus_thread)]

honeykid
01-18-11, 07:15 PM
I can't believe anyone gives a ****. I'd rather have known who The Stig was and I didn't care about that either.

Actually, the sooner everyone finds out it's just another middle-class, privately educated schoolboy, the sooner they can all write him off and I won't have to hear about him again. So, maybe, I'd rather his identity is 'revealed'.

Loner
01-18-11, 07:22 PM
It's Hal Holbrook.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/8093-470.gif

will.15
01-18-11, 07:24 PM
When they going to have an auction to reveal the identity of Jack the Ripper?

Fiscal
01-18-11, 07:51 PM
I'm sure its a marketing ploy.

honeykid
01-18-11, 08:05 PM
When they going to have an auction to reveal the identity of Jack the Ripper?

Maybe that's what they should do. All the theories should get backers and then have an auction and the one who bids highest becomes the 'official' version.

The only problem with this is you know that some Hollywood suit would make sure that the Queen's physician theory (possibly the least credible of any I've ever read) won (as that's Hollywood's favourite version) and I'd have to swallow it or become a 'Ripper denier'. :D

Plainview
01-18-11, 08:07 PM
I hope Banksys idenity stays unknown its better that way.;)

Powdered Water
01-18-11, 08:46 PM
Sure was a good movie though...

will.15
01-18-11, 08:50 PM
When is the D.B. Cooper auction?

meatwadsprite
01-18-11, 09:07 PM
It's probably batman. Or Batler (alfred in batman costume).