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Sexy Celebrity
04-28-02, 02:37 PM
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Holden Pike
04-28-02, 04:43 PM
What a slut. You love the 902 other registered members plus any unregistered person who happens upon this thread. You even love yourself.

What a slut.

patti
04-28-02, 04:58 PM
are you a willing potential polygamist sc? :laugh:

still, it was a brief stomach flip to see my own name next to ILOVEYOU...... ah well, it never lasts........next thing ya know i'll be hearing about how you've said the same thing to everybody else. :rotfl:

Fez Wizardo
04-28-02, 05:34 PM
*fezzie flips sexy celebrity over hops in then bowls out*

Oh here's £2.50 and a tissue, clean yourself up.


:D :D :D

Holden Pike
04-28-02, 06:43 PM
Dirty, filthy whore. Still trying to love everybody at once. I'm not into gang bangs, slut, so count me out.

The Silver Bullet
04-28-02, 07:11 PM
It's not funny unless I do it.

:rotfl:

Holden Pike
04-28-02, 07:42 PM
That statement is half true: it's not funny.

HavePlant
04-28-02, 07:50 PM
What is all this about loving me??? :laugh:

HavePlant
04-28-02, 07:55 PM
I do hope that youknow I am a boy! :D

HavePlant
04-28-02, 08:04 PM
omg, cant you just msg me!

HavePlant
04-28-02, 08:04 PM
First off you are gay SC, and thx to the commish (for the hint) and also sorry. You got me, I am very stupid so dont be proud[SIZE=3]
:furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:

Yoda
04-28-02, 08:07 PM
HavePlant: please try to avoid "double posting." If you have something small to add, please go back and edit your first post to include it. Furthermore, study this thread in great detail...I'm sure you'll realize that SC is not saying what you think he is. :nope:

HavePlant
04-28-02, 08:28 PM
Im Not Gay!!!:nope:

Steve
04-28-02, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by HavePlant
Im Not Gay!!!:nope:

What in the motherf--k does this have to do with anything? :confused:

Love ya too, SC. :)

HavePlant
04-28-02, 08:40 PM
SC happens to be a male, so if he was wanting to do anything. I am saying im not gay.:eek:

Yoda
04-28-02, 08:41 PM
I stand by what I have said: this joke will NEVER fully die. :nope:

The Silver Bullet
04-28-02, 11:14 PM
Someone new will always come along and it'll keep on going.
It's the joke that doesn't end...

Oh my God, the utter hilarity.

:laugh:

patti
04-28-02, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by HavePlant
First off you are gay SC, ....... You got me,....... so dont be proud[SIZE=3]


what's this? sexyC is a size three? and a proud one at that?
.............. hmmm, what does this mean?
gotta figure out what you english use for sizes.....:rotfl:

HavePlant.......HavePatience, and you'll figure out what's going on. :p

spudracer
04-28-02, 11:49 PM
Awww...that's sweet S.C., but I have a girlfriend and I don't think things would work between the three of us, you'll just have to find another dummy to fall for your joke. :D

BTW, Happy Birthday HavePlant ( :rotfl: )

The Silver Bullet
04-29-02, 01:00 AM
Mannequin's can't call the cops...

mecurdius
04-29-02, 01:18 AM
SC good i dea but umm

NO

when i say that i mean i am sick of the joke. Not the fact that you are saying you love me... and everyone else.

Smasher
05-02-02, 09:30 PM
Ok, ok, ok.

Now you have to tell me how you did that. :D

spudracer
05-02-02, 09:38 PM
:nope:

The last thing we need is another person running around with the know-how to cause widespread panic.

Smasher
05-02-02, 09:54 PM
oh, please tell me! :yup:

I won't use it in this forum, I go to a number of forums and want to mess around there. ;)

PLLEEEAASe!:laugh:

Yoda
05-02-02, 09:55 PM
It won't work on most other forums...it's the result of a small hack. :)

spudracer
05-02-02, 09:57 PM
...and a lot of free time.

Yoda
05-02-02, 09:58 PM
:rotfl:

You got that right. It's also the result of a lot of gullible MoFo's. :D I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this joke will NEVER cease to be funny...not as long as new people keep showing up and falling for it.

spudracer
05-02-02, 09:59 PM
And now, we have two ways of telling people they fell for it...

I love you, and Happy Birthday. :rotfl:

Yoda
05-02-02, 10:02 PM
You're right: why didn't I think of that? I'll add it to the Glossary...

spudracer
05-03-02, 10:08 AM
:rotfl:

Liquid Cookie
05-03-02, 01:55 PM
What? I just signed up. Is there someone here already called liquid Cookie?

firegod
05-03-02, 02:05 PM
Nope. Just you. You're a special person, so much so that we all knew you before you even signed up. Just accept the praise. :)

Mnemosyne
05-03-02, 06:02 PM
Yay! I'm the new frightened newbie now! Tehehehe:laugh:

We get such neat smiles. :love:

Mnemosyne
05-03-02, 06:08 PM
How come it says "zero posts?" I have one!:furious:

Yoda
05-03-02, 06:20 PM
Posts in the Intermission forum don't count against your total. :)

Naisy
05-04-02, 07:30 AM
please tell me that there is nother knightmare on this site. i too must admit i am a guy. so i hear you get around this site SC, is this true? :eek: well you are also two days to late, i would like to yell to anyone that reads this I KNOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND and she is the best, of course this isnt something anyone here would want to know but hey im excited :love:

Yoda
05-04-02, 08:19 AM
Don't worry Mick; it ain't what you think. ;D

spudracer
05-04-02, 12:55 PM
Why thank you SC :rolleyes:

Steve
05-04-02, 08:53 PM
G*****mit, I just read the glossary, and it looks like I'm dense, naive, and stupid. All these threads are about me!

L .B . Jeffries
05-05-02, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
I love you, L .B . Jeffries !!!!!

SAY SHANKS SEXY :)

Steve
05-05-02, 02:00 AM
I was being sarcastic. ;) :laugh:

Jozie
05-05-02, 08:42 PM
Dear SC -
Oh you ARE a doll. Sure! I got nothing better to do tonight.
But will you respect me in the morning?
Let those other girls eat their hearts out! (And those guys too, if they're so inclined) My heart is yours for ever!
Love,
Jozie
(PS -- how tall are you? Do you snore? Are you as cute as your pictures? Are you really a celebrity? Can I have your autograph? Will you really truly respec me in the morning? Allright, I believe you. I really do!)
Kisses ;-D
Jozie

Naisy
05-05-02, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by TWTCommish
Don't worry Mick; it ain't what you think. ;D

i think i worked this out now, there is like a code and it makes the person see their own name there whatever it may be. How very very clever

Jozie
05-05-02, 09:01 PM
Gosh! REALLY?
I'm crushed. I was ready for Honeymoon Heaven!
Well, back to the movies,
Love
Jozie

Naisy
05-05-02, 09:06 PM
Sorry Jod for breaking the bbbbaaaaddd news, but hey i only just figured it out with 65 other ppl saying that their in love, it kinda didnt make sense and i...Mick was first hand first to figure it out (except of course Chris)

Naisy
05-05-02, 09:22 PM
you really are a ...(how do i put this nicely) you really do get around alot dont you SC :laugh:

El_baby
05-07-02, 01:16 PM
For the record, El_baby is hetrosexually a male.

El_baby
05-07-02, 05:35 PM
Yo, I dont care how I spelled typed it, and even less about your s!ck, twisted and ghey thoughts!

But oh,
Im sure you are one of the non-believers,
making your comments on this site as worthless as anyone could ever be.

sadesdrk
05-07-02, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
The other girls shouldn't eat their hearts out -- I don't condone autocannibalism.
Damn...that was funny. :D

El_baby~ Chill. :yup:

S.C.~ roll with the punches, doll...I got your back. I'm your buddy...'member our conversation way back when? I enoyed it very much...'cept I got rid of MSN, so if you ever wanna chat, or rant...or vent about the injustices of this world;I'll PM you my email address and we can shoot the sh*t.

Yoda
05-07-02, 08:12 PM
El_baby: relax. All is cool. Especially SC...don't be talkin' smack about him. That's almost as bad as talkin' smack about Yoda...or Samuel L. Jackson. Ya' dig? :D

dykie
05-07-02, 09:20 PM
dude i'd love u back but im not gay
i join up and ive got some 1 loving me allready
i wish it was like that when i go to a club :(

firegod
05-08-02, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by El_baby
Im sure you are one of the non-believers,
making your comments on this site as worthless as anyone could ever be.

I don't know about him, but I am. So bring your silly anti-atheist crap on, baby! :)

Yoda
05-08-02, 12:17 AM
I'm pretty sure SC believes in God (in one form or another), actually. :) Sorry. :D

firegod
05-08-02, 12:25 AM
Lol! I abso-f***ing-lutely LOVE this message.

Yoda
05-08-02, 12:26 AM
Priceless.

Anyway, there IS more than one kind of love. Lewis wrote about that, too. :D (sorry, I know I'm becoming predictable). But I dig that anyway. Nice post, SC. :)

sadesdrk
05-08-02, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by TWTCommish
Nice post, SC. :) Agreed.

greppin
05-08-02, 08:16 PM
err what the ****!!

matrixmaniac
05-09-02, 01:51 AM
what the hell? why amm ii allways the butt of the jokes? if ur a man sc then **** off if ur a hot chick then welcome

greppin
05-09-02, 03:26 AM
Hehe Clever

Yoda
05-09-02, 09:51 AM
Chill the hell out. :D Things are not as they seem.

The Silver Bullet
05-09-02, 10:05 AM
Sure they are. Sexy Celebrity loves ...

The Silver Bullet
05-09-02, 07:18 PM
That was very sharp, S.C, my friend.

:laugh:

El_baby
05-10-02, 07:05 PM
My bad, after skimming over the recent post I see all is cool, I guess.

I mustve over reacted before looking for a point, I guess, probably...

Jozie
05-11-02, 02:28 PM
Dear SC --
Well . . .(sigh) . . . I guess I'll have to settle for the sizzle.
I never get get no respec' anyhow. And they say there's not necessarily reciprocity in pheromones, if y'know wot I mean.
But don't bank on free maid service, bub!
Love & sizzle, anyway
xx
Jozie

Guy
05-15-02, 04:43 PM
i love you too

Monkeypunch
05-20-02, 12:20 AM
I know the joke that's being used here, but thanks. I'm feeling distinctly unloved lately.

Adam
05-20-02, 12:25 AM
I'm Adam but i'm guessing that this post has nothing to do w/ me considering i registered to MovieForums after this post was created. ;)

The Silver Bullet
05-20-02, 02:55 AM
Finally, someone who uses a brain!! Logic!!

:laugh:


Unlike, say, ...

Fez Wizardo
05-20-02, 09:44 AM
noo! Jason is too dull! Back with Sexy Celebrity!

I've got a load of angry villagers behind me on this one.

spudracer
05-20-02, 09:58 AM
Well I think that whichever one he chooses he'll always use the :randy: smilie to its full extent. :D

patti
05-20-02, 12:45 PM
personally, i like to let myself believe there is a thread that says "i love you patti" .....so, i agree with monkeyP....

:cool:

sadesdrk
05-20-02, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Monkeypunch
I know the joke that's being used here, but thanks. I'm feeling distinctly unloved lately. Awwww...that's cute, isn't it?

Mary Loquacious
05-20-02, 01:19 PM
Doesn't everyone want to be wanted?

Wait... don't answer that...

;D

Greg The Bunny
05-20-02, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
Finally, someone who uses a brain!! Logic!!
Unlike, say, Greg The Bunny...

Thanks a bunch Silver :p
I'm trying my best but I've only got pollyfill up there.

-GTB

dykie
05-20-02, 07:23 PM
holy potatoes!! this thread it still around, anyway i realise i was wrong to say u was gay S.C im sorry and i wanna say I LOVE U TOO!... like a brother so dont get any ideas

patti
05-21-02, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Greg The Bunny

I'm trying my best but I've only got pollyfill up there.


.....the question is......:randy: what does this giant bunny have.......down......there?


:laugh:

Mary Loquacious
05-21-02, 10:20 PM
.....the question is...... what does this giant bunny have.......down......there?

Hmm...

Would this sort of interest be classified as leaning toward beastiality, or leaning towards... whatever the hell you would call human-puppet sexual relations?

That's the question. ;D

patti
05-22-02, 12:58 AM
well, the randy smiley was more for shock value.....and i'm really just playin. (no, really?) :rolleyes:

but you do raise a good question? humans and puppets? let's ask fez, he'll know.
fezzzzzzzzzzz?!

:p

The Silver Bullet
05-22-02, 02:47 AM
Sex with Oscar would suck. His manhood (grouch-hood?) isn't large enough to be able to do anything significant.

My reasoning behind this is that he is a grouch. He has no real reason for being a grouch, unless of course he can't reach his grouch-hood you know? He's grouchy because the girls look at it and laugh.

That'd make anyone a grouch.

bobbybobbertson
05-22-02, 12:07 PM
This is a funny thread. You programmer kids and your variables with the security hole in the forum script!!

sadesdrk
05-22-02, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Jason
I would do Oscar the grouch. He's so troubled and trashy... I like that in a puppet. I'd be so loud in that trashcan all night... I'd be louder than the dumptruck that comes in the morning. I wonder what Oscar uses for protection... a Hefty bag? My stars!! :laugh:

If we're talking puppets here, I've always had a thing for Kermit and Rolph...the piano playing dog.
Kermit is so sweet, and sincere. Rolph is so gruff and his sense of humor is very dry. I like them both.
Patti~ You should think about making the hook up with Animal. :randy:

patti
05-22-02, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Jason
I wonder what Oscar uses for protection... a Hefty bag?

...discarded banana peels.

:p

patti
05-22-02, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by sadesdrk


If we're talking puppets here, I've always had a thing for Kermit ........
Kermit is so sweet, and sincere......
Patti~ You should think about making the hook up with Animal. :randy:


whaaaa? who?

and as for kermit.......think sadie! would you want to hear that kermit voice saying......."oh yeah, sadie, right there, oh yeah..oh babeee, yes, yes, yes....."??

:eek: ....or :licklips: ??? now there's a question.

Mary Loquacious
05-22-02, 03:31 PM
I'd have to take on Gonzo... for obvious reasons... ;D

Yoda
05-22-02, 03:33 PM
This is really sad. :D I wouldn't come anywhere near Miss Piggy.

patti
05-22-02, 03:33 PM
mary-lo........gonzo? fot the hook nose or the way he yells "gonzo!!"? (if i'm picturing the right puppet.) ......yes, well, then, what about BIG BIRD? or the Snuffaluffagous? :D



yoda .......great bit by steven wright. :laugh:

Mary Loquacious
05-22-02, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Yoda
This is really sad. :D I wouldn't come anywhere near Miss Piggy.

Oh, come on--I'll bet she'd be dynamite in the sack...

XetoxIc
05-22-02, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Jason
I love you, XetoxIc !!!!!

I love u to man :P

patti
05-22-02, 09:20 PM
*insert smilie with tina turner lips and tina turner legs, dancing across the bottom of the screen singing...........
what's looooovvve got ta' doooooo, gotttaa dooo with it? whatttttt's lloovvve gottta' doo with it?

greppin
05-23-02, 02:13 PM
I also love

The Silver Bullet
05-24-02, 12:55 AM
Don't try and cash in on the exploitation of , you sick twisted conglomerate.

XetoxIc
05-24-02, 10:41 AM
I guess I am just one loved mofo :D

sadesdrk
05-24-02, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by greppin
I also love sadesdrk Thanks. I love you too. :love:

I just had too...he had a randy user mood. :randy:

patti
05-24-02, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
Don't try and cash in on the exploitation of patti, you sick twisted conglomerate.

yeah, really!...........i feel so cheap and dirty.


:p

Raziel1
05-26-02, 07:06 PM
sorry pal.nothing against it ,but i don't swing that way. only women over here.

Yoda
05-26-02, 08:15 PM
:laugh: I think you've missed the point, Raz...but welcome to Movie Forums anyway. :)

patti
05-26-02, 09:05 PM
jason/S.C., you just get non-ending pleasure from this thread, don't you? :yup:

Raziel1
05-27-02, 04:10 PM
ok this is gettin retarded. you know if your a colon cowboy thats your buisness, but don't throw my name into it. :furious: :furious:
I get the joke hahahaha i fell for it, but is it really worth nine pages of crap.

p.s. Alf sucks :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yoda
05-27-02, 06:12 PM
Be polite, Raz. :)

Raziel1
05-27-02, 07:03 PM
doin the best i can , but look what i have to work with here.:suspicious: :suspicious:

Raziel1
05-27-02, 07:29 PM
someone is really full of themselves. or wait is it that your full of something else s!*t perhaps

sorry i had to go there but enough is enough

Yoda
05-27-02, 07:33 PM
:laugh: Hats off to my man Jason for rolling with the punches. A lesser man would have lost his temper by now.

Raziel1
05-27-02, 08:48 PM
oh i don't care it's all in good fun
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

p.s. alfs sucks

patti
05-27-02, 10:38 PM
well, we KNOW that! ...i mean, uhhh, uhmm, we "gather" that.........
:laugh: :p

The Silver Bullet
05-28-02, 01:34 AM
Hats off to Jason.

:laugh:

XetoxIc
05-31-02, 05:29 PM
I still love myself :rolleyes:

Greg The Bunny
05-31-02, 07:50 PM
You need a girlfriend :laugh:

Monkeypunch
06-01-02, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Raziel1

p.s. Alf sucks :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Alf does not suck. Alf is the coolest puppet since Animal from the Muppet Show. I get that you're mad, but do not slander Gordon Shumway...:laugh:

Mary Loquacious
06-02-02, 01:36 AM
Alf... once a lovable illegal alien, now hawking 10-10-220.

Remember that really horrible cartoon series they made for him? Man, I swear I didn't watch it that much, but I can still sing parts of the theme song. It was sung by cats, for God's sake!

"'Cause there ain't no one like you in the Melmackian race..."

Christ, the things I remember... My only defense was that it was a really catchy tune. ;)

Yoda
06-02-02, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by Mary Loquacious
Remember that really horrible cartoon series they made for him? Man, I swear I didn't watch it that much, but I can still sing parts of the theme song. It was sung by cats, for God's sake!

:laugh: I loved that show!

"I am the gaht squisher. I love to squish gahts!"

Writerdirect
06-17-02, 06:19 AM
What the hell is this thread? Jason, are you gay? BECAUSE I HAPPEN NOT TO BE!

Yoda
06-17-02, 08:39 AM
:rolleyes: You do happen to be less-than-highly-perceptive, though.

spudracer
06-17-02, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Yoda
:rolleyes: You do happen to be less-than-highly-perceptive, though.
In a Mike Myers, Wayne Campbell voice, "Good call"

The Silver Bullet
06-17-02, 10:34 AM
Hey, Writerdirect!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

:D

Raziel1
06-18-02, 01:31 AM
Ok this guy needs to catch up. This thread is dead. Let it die

The Silver Bullet
06-18-02, 03:27 AM
Whatever.
It's actually been going for quite some time.
I'd say it's very far from dead, actually.

And it's bloody funny, too.

Yoda
06-18-02, 10:15 AM
This thread is not, nor will it ever be, dead. There'll always be someone who comes along, doesn't get the joke, and posts here again in a confused state. And we will laugh at them. Oh yes...we will laugh at them. And it will be good.

Logan
06-18-02, 08:07 PM
Interesting thread :)

A little bizarre in places but occasionally interesting.

The Silver Bullet
06-19-02, 12:16 AM
And it will be good.

Indeed it will be, sir. Indeed it will.

Happy Birthday , we LOVE YOU!!

Raziel1
06-19-02, 12:19 AM
Dude my birthday was like last month, but thanks anyway

The Silver Bullet
06-19-02, 01:39 AM
As I said, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to !!!

Mary Loquacious
06-19-02, 01:55 AM
...and the beat goes on.

:laugh:

Raziel1
06-19-02, 11:07 PM
Thanks Silver. I do appreciate it.

Naisy
06-19-02, 11:43 PM
LOL :rotfl: You mean mean man Matt, i know what you did :D

Raziel1
06-19-02, 11:47 PM
WHAT DID I MISS????

The Silver Bullet
06-20-02, 12:03 AM
Nothing. As you say, you've just got to be witty and observant around here.

I mean, look at . Celebrating a birthday, getting all this love thrown at them by Jason. And yet, always picking up on it...

The joke's not that old.
You haven't missed anything at all.

:laugh:

Naisy
06-20-02, 12:08 AM
*cough* yeah *cough*

i love birthdays around here, especially if it ISNT my own :D

The Silver Bullet
06-20-02, 12:23 AM
But it is your birthday , and we love you for it.

Naisy
06-20-02, 12:26 AM
:laugh: im not sure if that was the "code" or not so i wont say anymore

Raziel1
06-20-02, 12:27 AM
I totally give up on this forum. A few bad @ssholes gotta spoil the bunch. So long movie forum pals. Those who I actually enjoyed talking to

The Silver Bullet
06-20-02, 12:30 AM
Man, don't leave. I'm not being mean. It's so OBVIOUS.

I'll tell you what's going on if you PM me and ask.
Or if you don't want to do that, go and check the "Happy Birthday" thread. Just pay attention and it will all make sense.

It's a joke.
Not a personal attack.
Just go and check.

Yoda
06-20-02, 12:31 AM
It's a joke, Raz. The "I love you" joke is part of the initiation of sorts 'round here.

The Silver Bullet
06-20-02, 12:34 AM
He's gone.
No one else has reacted to the joke like that when I've pushed it to its limits. I just want to set that right down before anyone accuses me of anything. I used to milk the joke for all it was worth and I was just doing the same thing here. I wasn't doing it because it was Raziel. I'm not accepting blame. Forward it on.

Naisy
06-20-02, 12:41 AM
ok i know i should probably be upset with the loss of raz but i have to ask whats the milk joke? oh and one last thing i too DO NOT accept blame for the joke, i was just going along with it which is what all of you did when i just joined!

The Silver Bullet
06-20-02, 01:47 AM
There's no milk joke.
I said I was milking the joke.

:laugh:

Naisy
06-20-02, 05:20 AM
ok everyone allow me "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNIGHTMARE" :laugh:

Ladies Man
06-21-02, 03:39 AM
Can someone privatly message me about what is going on with this thread!

Yoda
06-21-02, 10:22 AM
That'd spoil the fun. :D

The Silver Bullet
06-22-02, 01:32 AM
Anyway, Writer Direct the Ladies Man, you should be happy!!

We love you .
So Happy Birthday.

jrs
06-24-02, 12:05 AM
" You love me, you really love me" - Sally Field at the Oscars

Naisy
06-24-02, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by The Silver Bullet

We love you So Happy Birthday.

you just cant help yourself can you?

Radical Ed
06-27-02, 04:35 AM
Wow i didnt know i was loved that much! well i guess one of you was pretending to be radical ed. but thats me. and now there is a person with that name. me edward.

The Silver Bullet
06-27-02, 04:40 AM
Kodak Moment.

:laugh:

Yoda
06-27-02, 10:18 AM
It's the little things in life you treasure.

Mr M
07-04-02, 04:37 PM
Logged on for the first time in about six months to find this! Can't be bothered to read everything before. Is it referring to me, and if it is, what is going on???

spudracer
07-04-02, 05:49 PM
:laugh: There are far too many people who think this thread is referring to them. Does that clear it up for you?

The Silver Bullet
07-04-02, 10:49 PM
No one thinks.
Think people, for the love of God, use some brain cells!!

Ladies Man
07-05-02, 12:58 AM
So, how does this place work?

ed209
07-07-02, 09:10 AM
hehe - i love myself too - no one else does:eek: :laugh:

The Silver Bullet
07-08-02, 04:29 AM
This thread will never die.

jrs
07-08-02, 08:45 AM
I don't think so !!!! :rotfl:

Herod
07-08-02, 07:35 PM
As this thread seems to have become miscellaneous, I will proceed to tell the story of an event that took place early this morning, a morning that will live in infamy, and an event, that will forever be called...

Grandma got runover by a scantily clothed man!!!

Early in the morning, I was awoken by the whining of my small furry dog (an overweight Welsh Corgi). Luckily, I share a lassy-like telepathic connection with this ridiculous creature, and was thusly able to quickly discern the meaning of it's plea.
Crystal (my dog, named after a hot sauce) needed to releive herself!!!! I sprung into action, throwing on a robe to cover my unmentionables, I ran to the front door. My dog can never be described as well-trained, but generally, she knows the rules of my letting her outside at 5 am, without a chaperone.

1. Do your business, and get back inside, damnit.

2. It's 5 in the morning, this is the only time you are getting outside for at least the next 4 hours, so make it count.

My dog quickly finished, and was casually trotting back to me, when the first sign of trouble appeared, her gigantic ears pricked up, and she stopped, dead in her tracks. Her head slowly turned to the source of the noise, and, as if in slow-motion, she ran out of my view, barking to the maximum extent of her little lungs.

The barking eventually stopped, so she seemed in no danger, but I still needed to get my little quadroped back into my home. I edged slowly from my apartment doorcarefully covering up my lewder body parts with the robe. From their I was able to catch a glimpse of a small part of her hindquarters, about 35 feet from my door.

I looked around, to make sure that no neighbors were watching, and made a run for her. I sprinted to my rabbit-looking puppy and grabbed her, raising her off the ground, and was about to run back to the confines of my apartment when I noticed a dark figure, standing in front of me.

I took a few steps closer, to examine it, and took in the sight of an old woman (I'd estimate 60-65) walking her chihuahah. Her ear to ear smile quickly revealed the fact that my robe tie had come undone, and my lower half, in all of it's glory, was revealed to the world, or at least this older woman standing in front of me.


I'm not sure about the relevance of this story, but I hope my tale of embarrasement has amused the sadist within.

The Silver Bullet
07-08-02, 09:04 PM
Um. This thread has never gone off topic.
At all. Ever.

Ask ...

jrs
07-08-02, 09:28 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The Silver Bullet
07-09-02, 12:00 AM
One will do.

21redd
07-09-02, 02:59 AM
OK so you all love me do you? I could be some crazed psycho stalker and yet you all love me!! Well hell I love you all right back...I just have no freakin' clue as to how this all works yet. This is my first post as no doubt all you pseudo Big Brothers already know...anyway was there a topic of dicussion before this thing went haywire or am I just talking out of my girlie behind?

Mary Loquacious
07-09-02, 03:11 AM
:laugh:

Don't worry, 21redd. Just read the posts... the clues lieth within...

The Silver Bullet
07-09-02, 03:31 AM
Mary's trying to trick you.

We really do love !

Mary Loquacious
07-09-02, 03:34 AM
It's all a trick. A big, hairy trick.

And not the kind you turn, either. :p

The Silver Bullet
07-09-02, 03:42 AM
*cough, cough, choke*

Excuse me?

:laugh:

Mary Loquacious
07-09-02, 03:45 AM
There's no excuse for you.

You know, I too love Mary Loquacious. Love her to bits. :D

The Silver Bullet
07-09-02, 04:09 AM
Well you know that I love Mary-Lo.

But that's not the point. We're talking about as a collective of people we collectively love....

!!

Mary Loquacious
07-09-02, 04:25 AM
The utter silliness...

:laugh:

firegod
07-09-02, 04:54 AM
What? Why are you saying you love me? I'm not gay... I'm not gay, I tell you!!:furious:

The Silver Bullet
07-09-02, 05:40 AM
You crack me up man.

:D

Gracie
07-09-02, 03:44 PM
I am weary of this sport... I cannot find any joy in it like I used too.:( I feel like a buffoon, a smelly, stupid bufoon, with nothing to do but fall for the tricks of the knowledgable minds of MoFo. I sware that when I know, I will use it wisely. And when I know, I will be a MoFo member. But in the meantime, I'll still be that really stupid buffoon.:(

Logan
07-09-02, 07:18 PM
This thread just keeps getting wilder.......Just how many of us are called Logan here anyway? :rolleyes:

Yoda
07-09-02, 07:58 PM
We're all called .

;D

21redd
07-09-02, 08:08 PM
You're no more a buffoon Gracie than any of the other buffoons that seem to be prowling around this site. Tee Hee...let's **** with the minds of the newcomers for a while...until hopefully they get wise and say "And exactly what movie are we talking about here??". It's all become a bit of a yawn but I'll play along even though I suspect some here may need a small holiday from their computer screens...maybe...just a thought...;)

Herod
07-09-02, 08:11 PM
oh :goof:

kobayashi
07-10-02, 12:15 PM
May I ask why I have got a marriage proposal from a bloke? Not that I'm not flattered but unfortunately I don't putt from the rough.

sadesdrk
07-10-02, 12:34 PM
Hee Hee...poor saps.
:laugh:

Logan
07-10-02, 04:00 PM
The novelty will wear off eventually ;)

XetoxIc
07-10-02, 06:03 PM
Damn how did this post get back going again, I know I am loved but we dont have to talk about it all the time do we :D

The Silver Bullet
07-10-02, 11:27 PM
Matt sings:
This thread will ne-e-e-ve-e-er di-i-i-i-ie!!

Raziel1
07-11-02, 01:28 AM
You know what I finally get the joke. I am such a moron. Sorry Everyone. I am an idiot for life.:rotfl:

XetoxIc
07-12-02, 05:39 PM
You mean it was a joke :rolleyes:

mecurdius
07-12-02, 05:41 PM
:yup:

XetoxIc
07-12-02, 06:38 PM
O I am so depressed now :sick:

I thought that finaly I was loved...wheres that bridge :rolleyes:

Raziel1
07-15-02, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by XetoxIc
O I am so depressed now :sick:

I thought that finaly I was loved...wheres that bridge :rolleyes:

between your heart and mind.:laugh:

The Silver Bullet
07-15-02, 09:19 PM
whats this about
a thread about me i don't even know you
if your a hot chick cool but im not gay
your all retards

:furious:


This post was brought to you by The Idiot Society Inc.

Yoda
07-15-02, 09:26 PM
MY real name is Luke Elgin. :laugh:

The Silver Bullet
07-15-02, 09:52 PM
*raises arm*

William Alvin here.

Scott Parks
07-23-02, 10:06 PM
i rule.

Gracie
07-23-02, 10:22 PM
Gracie is the greatest poster we have. I think we owe the entire site to Gracie. I wonder whether Gracie's gotten it yet...

The Silver Bullet
07-24-02, 04:20 AM
:rotfl:

Master Chief
07-29-02, 07:46 AM
:love:

zelig
07-29-02, 02:10 PM
hey what´s the big deal about lovin´ me, is there a some hot fox out there that loves me , if there is bring it on, because i´m waiting :yup: .

sadesdrk
07-29-02, 02:30 PM
Hint:Read the whole thread. :yup:

Jonny Goodboy
07-29-02, 07:13 PM
A whole thread all about lovin me...:blush:

You people sure know how to make a guy welcome...:o

I love you all too!:kiss:

:rotfl:

Sexy Celebrity
07-29-02, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by zelig
hey what´s the big deal about lovin´ me, is there a some hot fox out there that loves me , if there is bring it on, because i´m waiting :yup: .

HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

If you're waiting, let's start dating.
I'll love you tender, I'll love your gender!
The fox is on the prowl
The fox is on the towel
But the fox really wants to be
on you!

HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

sadesdrk
07-29-02, 08:26 PM
:eek:

Yoda
07-30-02, 10:46 AM
:rotfl:

That was brilliant. Gummly better move over.

moviefan20
07-30-02, 04:37 PM
Thank you all for saying you love me, i really enjoy this forum, sometime i go blank at what i am going to say, but i hope you all know what i mean;)

The Silver Bullet
07-30-02, 07:28 PM
Gummly better move over.

Oh, please, pull your finger out...

The Silver Bullet
08-01-02, 04:36 AM
But did you record it?

Yoda
08-01-02, 10:05 AM
Someone sounds worried.* :D







* It's you.

The Silver Bullet
08-01-02, 10:28 AM
I'm not. It's a question. Did he record it? I'd be pleased to listen to a recording. Never you mind, I'm planning my comeback tour:

Matthew Clayfield : Is This The Real Life, Is This Just Fantasy?

Prepare to be dazzled in the most repulsive sense of the word...

Naisy
08-02-02, 12:59 PM
this is the tread that doesnt end
it goes on and on my friend,

some person created it not know what it was
and im just replying just because...(return to start)

Gracie
08-14-02, 03:18 PM
Some people refuse to see the truth,
So why let them get to you?
I suppose you could blame their youth,
But it's because they think they're getting
a wrong vibe from you!

I hope that they find that they look like fool,
You're gullible, sleeping, standing or sitting.
And then I'll say to them, you'll never be cool!
I hope you know that I'm really just kidding.

SC and Naisy, I'm sorry to Ziggy your theme,
I just really like to find somthing to rhyme.
But I want to fit in, no matter what it may seem,
But I can take my jolly good time!

Just like I said before, some people are completely oblivious.
just sitting there with completely blank eyes.
But other people are as clever as Darth Sidious,
Only without telling lies!

I hope you like my song! ;)

Jozie
08-15-02, 02:14 PM
[B]To the one who posted "I love <username>"[B]

We're all of us yearning for love, sweet love,
Both the prairie rose and the cactus
Though most are looking to get, not give,
And some are just looking for practice.

But it's love that makes the world go round,
And anger wins no kudos.
I'd rather be wrestling with honeyed words
Than practicing my judo.

So Dudes and Chicks, if what makes us click
Is a touch of infatuation,
Then it's quite worthwhile to expend a smile
And some friendly congratulation.

So cheers to the fellow who's warm and mellow
And very high I rate you.
You'd have gotten a very different response
to <username> I hate you!

Love and kisses to all you movie addicts,
Jozie

Yoda
08-15-02, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Jozie
But it's love that makes the world go round
Naw. See my signature? :D

Originally posted by Jozie
Love and kisses to all you movie addicts
Thanks, Jozie. I dig the song! :yup: Very cool. :cool:

Jozie
08-15-02, 02:20 PM
Thanks, Yoda
You're my bud.
xxx
j

marlowe203
08-29-02, 01:20 AM
how in the heck was this whole thing started i just happened to stumble across this thread right now and am extremely confused at who loves and why they do will some one please explain !!!!!!!
:( :skeptical:

blibblobblib
08-29-02, 08:29 AM
Someone loves me!....it does not matter that they have no name....nor a face......but at least they have love....FOR ME! :love: :kiss: :blush:

liam5000
09-02-02, 12:56 AM
I have been going on this site now for about six months, and this is the first time that I have ever seen this thread.
First things first - you need to see someone like a shrink!

And second, what the hell are all you other guys doing saying "You Love Me?".
The thread said LIAM5000... I don't know if any of you have realised, but thats me. So don't answer for me.

Once again... you are ****ed up.

The Silver Bullet
09-02-02, 01:07 AM
You're an idiot.

Laura22
09-02-02, 01:25 AM
Why do you love me?

Naisy
09-02-02, 01:40 AM
:laugh: because your such a great person, even though you have had only one post we can see that we want you here so we do LOVE YOU LAURA, of course we love just as much :kiss:

LordSlaytan
09-02-02, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by The Silver Bullet
You're an idiot.

:laugh: :rolleyes:

Yoda
09-02-02, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Laura22
Why do you love me?
Because you're so obviously adorable. :love: :D

Gracie
09-02-02, 01:50 PM
Yes, is very attractive. Boy or girl, will capture your heart with, what some say, Magical Charms. Some say Lucky Charms. I say just pure looks! :yup: :D :rolleyes:

jrs
09-02-02, 02:37 PM
Well, I am very flattered. :yup:

Gracie
09-02-02, 03:05 PM
You should be. We all shold be. But not because we are loved. Because we have this fine site where we can do whatever the hell we want! Yay for MoFo!

jrs
09-02-02, 03:08 PM
:cool:

Gracie
09-02-02, 03:18 PM
:D

jrs
09-02-02, 03:20 PM
You are loved too! ;)

Gracie
09-02-02, 03:23 PM
Yes...by .

Herod
09-02-02, 03:31 PM
:rolleyes:

Gracie
09-02-02, 04:31 PM
This is getting real old, real fast...

blibblobblib
09-02-02, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Gracie
Yes, blibblobblib is very attractive. Boy or girl, blibblobblib will capture your heart with, what some say, Magical Charms. Some say Lucky Charms. I say just pure looks! :yup: :D :rolleyes:

who needs to look in the mirror anymore? NOT ME! Long gone are the days that i sit there........wobbling.....as i try to make myself feel better about my appearence, now i just log on and shoot in here for my confidence fix and i feel like i can take on the world!!...............then i see my reflection in the toilet bowl. :rolleyes:

edwardtumath
09-03-02, 09:46 AM
HOLY JEEZ! What is going on here?

I show up to start posting and some guy/gal is telling me they love me..... This IS odd.

I won't marry you but I tell you what, if I am ever in your neck of the woods, I will buy you a beer! Good enough?

Eddy

jrs
09-03-02, 11:47 AM
Well whaddya know? Here comes another one. :laugh:

James2183
09-03-02, 11:49 AM
surely they would have noticed !! :p

Naisy
09-04-02, 02:13 AM
Gracie yes...by Naisy I know the trick when i see it! quite frankly if it werent for Gracie this thing would be perhaps silent, BUT NOOOO some person just reads what they want to read, unlike who is smart enough to know whats real and whats not, would have figured it out by now! :D

jrs
09-04-02, 11:08 AM
;)

Gracie
09-04-02, 12:17 PM
Gracie is just about the most confusing individual I've ever seen! I'm always puzzled over how my heart just fell for Gracie! I :love: you, Gracie!!!
I HAVE LOVED Gracie FOR ALL TIMES! :love:

The Silver Bullet
09-22-02, 12:41 AM
That and people are stupid.

Sir Toose
09-23-02, 06:37 PM
I certainly am.


Good to see ya Sexy!

blibblobblib
08-13-05, 11:46 AM
Does the [bbusername] / joke not work anymore? That was great...and creepy at the same time.

LordSlaytan
08-13-05, 01:51 PM
No, it's been deactivated for a long time.

There are lots of times I wished it was still in operation for some cruel humor. :)

Eyes
08-13-05, 02:14 PM
Why was it deactivated?

blibblobblib
08-13-05, 04:22 PM
Oh poop :( I was thinking maybe it was deactivated coz Chris changed the programme he was using for the original MovieForums...or something like that.

Equilibrium
08-14-05, 02:35 AM
Oh poop :( I was thinking maybe it was deactivated coz Chris changed the programme he was using for the original MovieForums...or something like that.

lol i cant believe you resurrected this thread...i used to read this as a guest so i didnt get it until after i joined haha...

starrdarcy
11-21-05, 10:42 PM
Oh, my...

where have i been in the last while???

Must have been while i was gone, anyways! what can i say???

perhaps my time on these forums has begun to pay off :)


BTW, same to you SC!!

(yoda is going to kill more this...)

MyRobotSuit
11-21-05, 10:48 PM
um, yeah.

You're shrek-tastic! said so.

darkhorse
11-21-05, 10:51 PM
Wha...?? :eek:

MyRobotSuit
11-21-05, 10:57 PM
Yeah, and that's what you said!

mack
11-21-05, 11:41 PM
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I DO love .

is just to die for and I can't live another day without . *SIGH... FAINTS... RETURNS*

, will you marry me? C'mon, we'll go to Vegas and when we get back, we'll have tons of pictures to post in the MoFo Personal Pictures Thread.

, give me your answer true. Will you marry me?!?!

I love you, , now and forever. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:


Jesus Christ! I just saw this thread - am I out of my mind???

EDIT: Oh, I get it. :laugh: Now THAT was worth it, just this once. :p

7thson
11-22-05, 12:09 AM
I have never been loved so much by so many people before, heh right.

SamsoniteDelilah
11-22-05, 01:07 AM
LMAO! The last time I looked at this thread, it wasn't working, so this time I was completely confused. And heartbroken, to learn SexyCeleb didn't really propose. :bawling:

nebbit
11-22-05, 05:02 AM
Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I DO love nebbit.

nebbit is just to die for and I can't live another day without nebbit. *SIGH... FAINTS... RETURNS*

nebbit, will you marry me? C'mon, we'll go to Vegas and when we get back, we'll have tons of pictures to post in the MoFo Personal Pictures Thread.

nebbit, give me your answer true. Will you marry me?!?!

I love you, nebbit, now and forever. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

You seem to be living quite well without me :yup: :kiss:

Darth Stujitzu
11-22-05, 07:08 AM
What, no flowers, chocolates or long walks in the park???
I'm not that type of boy!
Who says the age of romance is dead?
Have you been reading that Scots Husband Mail Order Catalogue again. :laugh:

Pyro Tramp
11-22-05, 08:01 AM
Oh right. The thread says "i love -user-" for whoevers logged on. Right? I'm not that special....

Austruck
11-22-05, 09:00 AM
I think the joke gets exposed once someone (See nebbit above) posts a reply with a quote in it. HER name shows up, even though when I personally read the original message a few posts up from that, it said "Austruck" throughout.

Darn, I'd forgotten about this thread, so that really woke me up this morning. :D

Sedai
11-22-05, 10:07 AM
And here I thought Austruck had flipped her lid. I saw a post called "I love you, Sedai" with her name under it....I was getting ready for the inevitable backlash from Yoda.... ;)

Sleezy
11-22-05, 11:52 AM
I knew you guys loved me.

Monkeypunch
11-22-05, 12:04 PM
yeah, everybody loves

starrdarcy
11-22-05, 12:18 PM
where's Sexy Celebrity??

when was this thread started anyways??

Caitlyn
11-22-05, 12:25 PM
where's Sexy Celebrity??

when was this thread started anyways??


He pops in and out when he can... and according to the 1st post in the thread, this thread is almost 4 years old...

and still hilarious... :D