Who would you fight?

[Monkeypunch]

I was just thinking about that scene in Fight Club where Brad Pitt asks Edward Norton if you could fight any one celebrity or historical figure, who would you fight? so the question stands...Who would YOU fight? They can be alive or dead, a celebrity or non, a historical figure, etc. I'll start off:

Celebrity: Russel Crowe

Historical Figure: Adolph Hitler


(if you already had this thread, I humbly apologize. It just hit me. I think this Russel Crowe avatar is a bad influence on me....)

[Yoda]

Well, we've had a "Who would you JELL-O wrestle?" thread, but this is somewhat different.

Celebrity: umm. I dunno. Maybe Streisand. Yes, I'd fight a woman. She's an exception to that rule.

Historical figure: I can't decide. Maybe Hitler. I can't bring myself to put much mental energy into this decision. :)

[BrodieMan]

wait, wait, is the question

who's a$$ do you wanna kick?

or is it

who do you think you could take?

i definitely want to beat the something or other out of Carrot top. can't this guy go away? every time i see him, i want to wash my eyeballs. he makes me wish i were blind, and not too many people do that.

i really have no experience fighting. i could probably whup..... i dunno....... steve urkel or estelle getty or crispin glover or something.

historical figure: of course anyone evil, such as hitler. that goes without saying. he's an entity of pure malice, who DOESN'T want to beat him up?

personally, i'll go with vlad the impaler. what a jerk! that turd always struck me as a tad grumpy, don't you think?

[Marcellus]

Celebrity - Tom Green

Historical Figure - not sure :/

Too many people have said Hitler.

[BrodieMan]

i hate harry truman. i want to beat him so bad i can taste it. every night before i go to bed i punch or stab my giant harry truman effigy, ray finkle-style. i think it's those glasses! the way he wore them, just...... just...... showing off how cool they were! oh, damn you harry truman! damn you to hell! if only you knew how much pain and anguish you've caused me over the years!


i'm kidding! :D

[L .B . Jeffries]

Celebrity - David O. Selznick

Historical Figure - Napoleon

[BrodieMan]

yeah! screw you, selznick!

[The Silver Bullet]

Brad Pitt
&
Mussolini


Because:

I think I could take Pitt and I think people would be suprised. Give them a show, indeed.

Mussolini because he's like a fat, stupid Hitler. Hitty was a smart guy, don't under estimate him. Musso would just be sweating with this great swathe of fat. I'd laugh at him as he had a cradiac arrest.

[Holden Pike]

I'd fight Celine Dion (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0433-aca/dionceli.ne%23), and after I washed her g*ddamn blood from my hands I'd fight General George Armstrong Custer (http://www.pbs.org/weta/thewest/people/images/custer1.jpg).

[Sir Toose]

I seriously want to fight Jet Li. Just me and him in a boxing ring. No ropes to pull him up to astronomical heights, no hanging suspended in mid air, no theatrical crap. Yeahhh Jet's mine. Or Seagal... in fact Seagal is worse. I'd beat him into linguini... :D



Historical... Hmmmm... Stalin, maybe. Not much sport in it though same with Hitler... they don't look like they could defend themselves very well. How about Atilla the Hun? That would be cool, if you don't win you get eaten, pretty good incentive to kick bootay.

[spudracer]

Celebrity...Jason Biggs

Historical figure...tough one...Richard Nixon

[Yoda]

I wouldn't fight Jet Li. There's not a MoFo here who could take him. I wouldn't want to squander such a wonderful opportunity on someone who'd just beat the snot out of me anyway. :D Hence, I pick a highly obnoxious woman. Spud: Richard Nixon? Wow. Now there's a surprise. I don't like him either, but I wouldn't want to break the poor bastard's hip, either.

[spudracer]

I'd fight him now, you know, he's already down for the count so all I have to do is pin him. :rotfl:

See this sucks cause I can't remember much of my high school classes anymore. I can't remember who really pissed me off...:laugh:

Maybe Linden.

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I wouldn't fight Jet Li. There's not a MoFo here who could take him.

Come on, the guy might weigh 120 pounds soaking wet. They make him look impressive but I've gotten in tangles with martial arts guys before ( I've studied Aikido, grappling) and their skills don't impress me much. Watch Ultimate fighting sometime... it's never the showy kick/punch fighters that win. It's almost always the grapplers who can take a punch. They work the inside and tie those dudes up like spaghetti.

[Yoda]

True, but still. I think the little bugger's too fast. Grappling or not, my money's on Li. No offense. :)

"Mmm, judge me by size, do you?" -- YODA

[Sir Toose]

Judge me by size... haha. Li does not command the force, my friend. The laws of physics say he can't deliver a strong punch. He's simply too light. He could deliver a devastating punch to another 120 pound guy but not to someone way bigger who knows to protect the pressure points he's aiming for. The guy is blindingly fast but there is a reason for weight classes in competition

[Yoda]

Great quote, eh? :)

I see your point, Master Toose. But I stand firm. Unfortunately, we'll never know who should emerge victorious. That's a shame; I'd very much like to see such a fight. No gloves, no weapons, no jell-o. :D

[Sir Toose]

No ropes, no camera tricks, no BS.




He may whoop me, but I'd get in a shot or two

[firegod]

When you're talking about a world class grappler who can take a blow real well, yeah, Jet Li would be in trouble. However, you are not a world class grappler who can take professional style blows real well. Jet Li would stomp you into the ground like a secretary bird does a cobra.

[Sir Toose]

Jeez you're so damn literal aren't you? Allow a guy a dream for god's sake.

[firegod]

Lol! Sorry.

[Yoda]

The fun has been spoilt. :bawling: :D

[Sir Toose]

Somehow we're gonna have to loosen you up FG. You're strung like piano wire.... maybe you're still mad that I told you I didn't give a rat's ass for your opinion once. I was just blowing off steam... I really do give a rat's ass for your opinion. Maybe two rat's asses :D


Don't take me too seriously, I'm really an idiot.

[firegod]

Nah. I'm just too blunt somtimes I think. Nothing personal or having anything to do with me taking things too seriously.

[patti]

what a hilarious coupla' pages......so Commish is gonna beat Streisands face in while Holden slaps Celine Dion around? :rotfl: i'd go for Joan Rivers, James Woods, and Caligula.

now silver, brad pitt would knock you over with a sigh. :p

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by firegod
Nah. I'm just too blunt somtimes I think. Nothing personal or having anything to do with me taking things too seriously.

That's a very serious response there friend:p :D





So y'awl who wouldn't you fight?
For me:
Tyson
Ken Shamrock
Royce Gracie
Top the charts. I wouldn't fight buffy either she seriously slams some a$$.

[Arthur Dent]

Originally posted by patti
what a hilarious coupla' pages......

Chris wants to fight Barbra Streisand "just because," but he objects to someone wanting to fight Richard Nixon.

That IS hilarious...

[Yoda]

If you're going to take a jab, get yer facts straight. :) I didn't object to anyone fighting Nixon. I said I was surprised and personally wouldn't have chosen him. Of course, you've already labeled this as a purely political decision of mine, so it won't do any good to say otherwise. :) Furthermore, I said "I dunno," not "just because," and in a later post, explained that I'd fight her because she's very obnoxious.

[Arthur Dent]

Spud: Richard Nixon? Wow. Now there's a surprise. I don't like him either, but I wouldn't want to break the poor bastard's hip, either.

Personally, I don't care whom you choose to hate, or even whom you think deserves to have their skull crushed in. For reasons rational or irrational, it is, after all, YOUR opinion.

That you find Streisand obnoxious enough to physically assault is your own fantasy, and I'll let you have it.

And you'll have to excuse me if I find your defense of Nixon "political." That you think Streisand, who is merely "obnoxious" (according to TWTCommish of Movieforums), deserves to have her hips broken before a criminal like Nixon, is enough to make me wonder where your convictions lie.

[Yoda]

Goodness gracious Art. This thread is a joke. I would not actually punch Barbara Streisand in the face if given the opportunity. I don't want her to die and I don't think she deserves to have her "skull crushed in," as you chose to phrase it.

I also never said I'd pick Streisand over Nixon. See, Streisand was under the "Celebrity" category...Nixon was in another category. Apparently this joke has offended you somehow.

[Arthur Dent]

No. Remember, I thought it was hilarious.

And I never said you wanted to crush anybody's skull in; that was said in the spirit of the thread (hyperbole abounds).

Obviously nobody here would ACTUALLY fight the people they listed, which is why I thought it was funny that you seemed to object to Nixon. Since this thread IS a joke, it seemed almost as if YOU were taking the thread too seriously.

I was just making an observation. I'm not offended, and I didn't mean any offense toward you either. :)

[Yoda]

Well, no offense was taken. I was only surprised...as you seemed, well, p*ssed. :)

I don't really object to Nixon. Just not my bag. He deserves a beating more than Streisand, IMO, but, well, I get to see Streisand's face every other day, whereas Nixon is more someone I read about. So I find it harder to build up a lot of hatred. And yes, it works on both sides of the political spectrum.

Anywhoo, I like the new question quite a bit: who WOULDN'T you fight? (excellent question, Matt)

I'm with him on Tyson. I don't EVER want to come face to face with that dude. Or, in terms of historical figures, Theodore Roosevelt. He'd squash me like a bug.

[L .B . Jeffries]

I'd open a can of woop-@ss on Tyson & Roosevelt. :p

[Yoda]

Uh-huh. Even though Tyson is essentially a wolverine in a man's body, and Roosevelt once took down a professional boxer? Me no think so. :D

[Holden Pike]

Conversely, I do want Celine Dion to die (soon), and if this happens by her skull being crushed in, all the better!

[L .B . Jeffries]

Originally posted by Holden Pike
Conversely, I do want Celine Dion to die (soon), and if this happens by her skull being crushed in, all the better!

You one sick dog Holden

[Arthur Dent]

Originally posted by Holden Pike
Conversely, I do want Celine Dion to die (soon), and if this happens by her skull being crushed in, all the better!

I'm sure it would.

[patti]

i would steer clear of O.J. and Mike Tyson, and any (other) psycho rapist or killer.....wouldn't want to get close enough for them fo remember my face.

on the other hand i would put up my dukes against that woman who drowned her kids in the lake and claimed she had been carjacked by some random black dude....susan.....susan smith.
.......... she kills her kids because her lover said he liked her but had no interest in her kids. "lose the kids and we'll talk" .............. so she did! :indifferent: :furious:

along the same lines you could add any child abuser to the fight list.........but this is symbolic of what outrages me.....i wouldn't actually WANT to fight anyone. but i'd help gather them all up and drop them off on an island with like-minded monsters.....let em' all tear each other apart.

[sadesdrk]

Good call on Susan Smith, patti. When she was all over the papers, my first reaction was," Give me just ten minutes alone with her.":furious:

Although I rant about Julia and Britney, often, I don't think I could really bring myself to punch them in the face. *I just visualized punching Britney in the face...I kinda liked it.:)

I really don't like the lead singer of Creed...oooooh, better yet, Kid Rock. I'd like a free shot at his ugly, punk-@ss mug.

[firegod]

Originally posted by Toose
That's a very serious response there friend:p :D

:p :laugh: :rotfl: *does backflips while totally nude* Is that better? :)

[BrodieMan]

sades is dead-on. i would kick kid rock's ass in a heartbeat. i think i could do it, too. he's such a scrawny little redneck.

anyway, having said that, you guys are taking this WAY too seriously..... :D

[Arthur Dent]

My ears are burning...

[BrodieMan]

Homer Simpson: my ears are burning........

Lisa: we weren't talking about you, dad

Homer: no, my ears are really burning. i wanted to see inside, so i lit a q-tip.

[Arthur Dent]

LOL! I forgot about that exchange. Thanks, Brodie. :)

[BrodieMan]

lol. welcome. :) if anyone needs simpsons trivia, i'm your guy.

[Arthur Dent]

I don't have TV here, so I haven't seen an episode in ages. But I find The Simpsons Archive (http://www.snpp.com/) works well for most information I'm looking for (They seem a bit backed up on episode capsules though. I waited forever for a transcript for "They Saved Lisa's Brain").

[BrodieMan]

yeah, where i live they air older episodes in syndication in the evenings...... about 6:00 pm.

the problem is, i'm never home to see them. or if i am, i'm eating or doing some other pressing matter. i haven't seen an older episode in ages, but there was a time when i had the things damn near memorized.

by the way, that's an awesome site. :) i've seen it before, it rocks.

[mightymose]

Humm.... who wouldn't I fight? I don't think I'd like to fight Al Pacino (I'm watching The Godfather right now so his name stood out). The way he can just flip out in movies I don't think I'd want to come across him mano a mano :)

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by Arthur Dent
My ears are burning...

HI ART!
How are ya? Good to see you posting over here. On topic I can think of a person or two from your world I could mop the floors with but I won't name names :D

Seriously, good to see you here... you should post more...

[patti]

let's see......i'd fight alan thicke and that goofy "bob"........... saget??? dude who hosts the funniest home videos show. i'd also have a just for fun fight with most of the seinfeld cast--as their characters.....george first, then kramer, then neuman (sp).

i would NOT fight......sean penn or jean-claude van damme, nor would i fight brigitte nielsen or madonna. :nope:

anybody want to fight steven seagal?
:p

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by Toose


HI ART!
How are ya? Good to see you posting over here. On topic I can think of a person or two from your world I could mop the floors with but I won't name names :D

Seriously, good to see you here... you should post more... Ha!

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Ha!

Don't need to name names do I? ;D

[sadesdrk]

nopey.

[Sullivan]

Originally posted by patti

anybody want to fight steven seagal?
:p

What, you mean the ballet dancer? Sure.

I'd fight Edward Norton.

I wouldn't fight Royce Gracie. I wouldn't fight ANY Gracie. Even I have limits.

[mecurdius]

I wanna fight Bin Laden, all time probably umm this istough ill have to go with Einstien

BUT i couldnt take anyone, they would both kick my ass, i wouldnt have a chance.

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by Sullivan

I wouldn't fight Royce Gracie. I wouldn't fight ANY Gracie. Even I have limits.

It was so cool to see his 6 victories in UFC... 170 pound average looking guy wiped out all those monsters, using his head... it was amazing. Isn't his brother competing now? One of my friends has a school, teaches primarily Gracie style. I've studied a little aikido but I'm considering checking his school out.


Listening to Lewis Farakkhan's words incites me to violence... maybe I wanna fight him :D. Oh and Al Gore the condescending bastard personified... him too... I wanna rip that beard off.

[mightymose]

Two excellent choices Toose... but I have one that tops 'em all and it makes absolutely no sense...

I'd fight Chris just for the hell of it... I certainly wish the guy no harm, I just think it would be fun :)

[mightymose]

Oh, and that fat a$$ Harry Knowles or whatever his name is... that site just bugs me to no end!!!! I can't believe how poorly designed it is, and yet he's the self titled 'red headed stepchild of Hollywood' :)

[Yoda]

I'm no huge fan of Knowles. Though I give him credit for being an ordinary dude who snuck his way right into Hollywood's elite. After all, that's what I wanna do. :D I'll still buy his book, despite how craptacular his site looks.

I wouldn't fight Gore. He just never pisses me off really. I dunno why. I guess I'm convinced that he's mostly honest and moral and really means well. Could be wrong, but that's the way it feels.

Fight me?! I'd have to bust out my 1337 Jedi powers. If lightsabers aren't allowed, I'd just have some inanimate objects from around the room hurl themselves towards your cranium. I do wish people could fight without any hard feelings, though...like in Fight Club. I'll bet that'd be a lot of fun. But in real life, there'd be too much resentment, I think.

[mightymose]

I wouldn't fight Gore b/c I'd probably end up breaking my hand on his titanium underskin :)

And Chris, you don't know what you're getting yourself into! First off I am a bad a$$ when it comes to wielding the light saber on the X-Box, so you'd best watch your little green behind!!! Second, "I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money" so maybe if you fork over some cash I'll take it easy on ya!

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I wouldn't fight Gore. He just never pisses me off really. I dunno why. I guess I'm convinced that he's mostly honest and moral and really means well. Could be wrong, but that's the way it feels.

It just bugged me that for the first half of his political life he bragged about being from generation upon generation of tobacco farmers and how he supported the industry wholeheartedly. Once he got in office he spun a 180 and started denouncing the industry that put him there. People can say what they want about big tobacco but the truth is it funds a holy hell of a lot. If the lawsuits were ever actaully found in favor of shutting down big tobacco we'd all feel the pinch from it. Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

[Yoda]

:laugh: I dig the last sentence. And you speak the truth, T². I've never been able to make myself hate him, though. I guess I always start thinking "yeah, but at least he ain't like Slick Willy." Not necessarily a logical excuse, but the subconcious makes no explanation. :D

X-Box?! Fear my 1337 GameCube skillz, Mose. One game of Super Smash Brothers or Madden 2002 and you'll be wearin' a toe tag. Though I may spare you, because that "titanium underskin" line was hilarious.

:rotfl:

[mightymose]

I believe we already swapped Madden stories my soon to be defeated foe, and if I am not mistaken I was crushing the enemy by margins a mere Madden Virgin could only dream of!

[Sir Toose]

I am deadly with Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Melee. I'm fairly deadly with Young Link too... although that Mr. Game & Watch dude pretty consistently wipes the floor with me.

[Yoda]

Not true...you're on a higher level. But not dominating as much. So, we are at an impasse until I move up. :yup: T²: not surprising. He's a good character. My brother prefers Mewtoo usually, though. I like Link. And DK...he's cool. I love beatin' up on one of the smaller characters with DK or Bowser.

[mightymose]

I'll tie this all back together so we don't get in trouble :)

I would love to fight Max Payne... now that is one suave mofo!

[patti]

i wouldn't be pickin' any fights with chris, mose........apparently he does some serious damage to balsa wood doors.
:p

on the topic of games........which is the coolest......and available for mac? any suggestions?

[mightymose]

I don't really play very many computer games... but if Max Payne is available for Macs and you have no problem with violence it's definitely one worth picking up. The best way to describe it is that it's like playing a John Woo movie... the early non-Hollywood stuff :)

[patti]

thanx mose, i'll check on it. ;)

[Sullivan]

Originally posted by Toose


It was so cool to see his 6 victories in UFC... 170 pound average looking guy wiped out all those monsters, using his head... it was amazing.

His UFC streak was pretty cool.....that guy is one mean mofo.

Isn't his brother competing now?

Rolker, Royler, Rerika, or Ricci? :D

One of my friends has a school, teaches primarily Gracie style. I've studied a little aikido but I'm considering checking his school out.

Definitely check out a Gracie school if you get the chance. Most of the Gracies give strikers like me cold sweats. That should tell you something about their style.

[WhiteRabbit]

For computer games Patti, definately Max Payne. One of my personal favorites is GTA. If GTA3 is available for computers, which I'm not sure if it is yet, I recommend that one. Quake 3 is good too.

Personally, I'd like a hammer and be alone in a room with Osama binLaden for a while.

[patti]

hey thanks whiterabbit. :)

[Monkeypunch]

Originally posted by WhiteRabbit
[B Personally, I'd like a hammer and be alone in a room with Osama binLaden for a while. [/B]

Yeah, we all hate Osama, but that's not really a fight. let him fight back, cause pretty much anyone could kick his butt anyway. Have you seen how decrepit that guy is?

[WhiteRabbit]

Very true MonkeyPunch. Im sure if a fly tried hard enough it could beat the crap out of him. But I'd still like the hammer. :devil:

[Sir Toose]

Osama is a scapegoat. Osama is a trigger who was on the payroll of the US CIA during the Soviet/Afghan war. He is a bastard and deserves to be in that room with PatiSilverhammer going bang bang on his head but he didn't orchestrate this thing himself. Why was there war between the Soviets and the Afghans? Answer this and you will see the connections to 9/11.

I fought a dog the other night. I was really pi$$ed anyways because I got a ticket for speeding and I KNOW the cop tagged the wrong guy. Anyways, I was out for a walk as usual and I've learned to carry a weapon bc people don't keep their dam dogs on leashes. I hollowed out a piece of closet rod and filled it with concrete and I carry that when I walk. Anyways I'm strolling along and I hear Fido growling in the bushes. It's dark and I can't see him... but I know he's there. I walk backwards ... slowly and here he comes charging out of the bushes. Some mid sized mixed breed with a bad attitude. I wound up and when he got close I clocked him flat on the skull. He yelped and staggered away... why don't people keep dogs that bite tied up?

I wanna fight the owner of that dog...

[Hondo333]

Cleb:
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2003/07-17-justin-timberlake.jpg
and
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0112499/1-17.jpg

Historic:
http://www.kds-im-netz.de/plakate/bilder/goebbels.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

So, who would you fight at Movie Forums???

[Django]

So, who would you fight at Movie Forums???
You already know the answer to that one... lol!

[Sexy Celebrity]

You already know the answer to that one... lol!
LOL! Oh, Django, I do, I do. You wouldn't fight anyone -- too wimpy. It's okay! Now go to your tea party.

[kaisersoze]

I want to fight Jet Li or Jackie Chan for actors

Historical figures I would want to fight Mohammed Ali (in his prime)

Thats right I want to beat the ledgends!!! (not that I think I have a chance at winning or anything... but just that I think it would be cool)

[Django]

LOL! Oh, Django, I do, I do. You wouldn't fight anyone -- too wimpy. It's okay! Now go to your tea party.
Lol! That's me! The eternal pacifist. War is for the dogs! lol!

To quote Shakespeare,

"Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war"

- Mark Antony, Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene i.

[LordSlaytan]

Celebrity: Limp Bizkit - He talks so ****** tough all the time. Very annoying.

Historical: Jeffrey Dahmer - I'd only beat him into submission, then the torture would begin.

[Django]

So many violent fantasies... this is somewhat disturbing...

What is happening to America?

Still... better fantasy than reality!

I guess Michael Moore has something to think about...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Still... better fantasy than reality!
Spoken by someone who is a fantasy.

[Django]

Spoken by someone who is a fantasy.
??? Oh, I get it... you mean "fantastic"... sure... I am forced to admit that much... lol! I can think of a few girls who would admit that too... :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

??? Oh, I get it... you mean "fantastic"... sure... I am forced to admit that much... lol! I can think of a few girls who would admit that too... :D
Oh, really? Can I have your grandma's phone number then?

[SystemicAnomaly]

Celebrities: I'd fight Susan Sarandon, all of N-Sync, and Michael Moore

Historical: I hate to be un-original, but i just loved Edward Norton's answer in Fight Club....Ghandi

[Django]

Oh, really? Can I have your grandma's phone number then?
Lol! You have some pretty unusual fetishes, SC! 'Nuff said!

[Django]

Celebrities: I'd fight Susan Sarandon, all of N-Sync, and Michael Moore

Historical: I hate to be un-original, but i just loved Edward Norton's answer in Fight Club....Ghandi
You spelt that wrong. It's "Gandhi"... and he was a great believer in non-violence, so you would have a hard time fighting him! You'd probably get trampled to death by the mob of his followers, though, just trying to reach him!

[Django]

As for me, I wouldn't fight anyone... I'd just challenge them to a game of racquetball. And if that turned violent, then I'd box with 'em! But I'd rather just work it out on the racquetball court! lol!

[Caitlyn]

Celebrities: I'd fight Susan Sarandon, all of N-Sync, and Michael Moore.


Sounds good to me... what some help... ;)



Historical: Custer

[Beale the Rippe]

I'd want to get in a fight that I know what be tough...let's see.

I'd fight: Django's ego

[allthatglitters]

Actor/Actress: Hilary Duff- I swear I cannot stand her and would get EXTREME satisfaction from kicking her a$$.

Historical: Maximillian Ropesbierre (French Revolution, I actually think his intentions were good, his means though were cruel and heartless and completley useless, the whole revolution ended with Napolean as a dictator, and thats what I call ironic)

[Naisy]

Celeb: Jim Carey

Historical: Hitler

[SystemicAnomaly]

You spelt that wrong. It's "Gandhi"... and he was a great believer in non-violence, so you would have a hard time fighting him! You'd probably get trampled to death by the mob of his followers, though, just trying to reach him!


thats why he's such a good person to fight....dork.

i'd also fight you

[Django]

thats why he's such a good person to fight....dork.
Well, my point is that you'd never have gotten within 10 feet of him! You would have been trampled to death by the mob a long time before that.

i'd also fight you
lol! You sure have a problem with your hostile tendencies, don't you? However, if you're ever in LA, I'd be glad to take you up on a game of racquetball!

[Django]

I'd want to get in a fight that I know what be tough...let's see.

I'd fight: Django's ego
lol! Unfortunately, my ego has retired from the boxing circuit!

[SystemicAnomaly]

Well, my point is that you'd never have gotten within 10 feet of him! You would have been trampled to death by the mob a long time before that.


well you're point is stupid because nobody is actually fighting anybody they mentioned.

lol! You sure have a problem with your hostile tendencies, don't you? However, if you're ever in LA, I'd be glad to take you up on a game of racquetball!

i don't have hostile tendencies and i don't play racquetball....both are good for you.

[Django]

lol! I give up! :rolleyes:

[CrazyforMovies]

I think I want to fight ..Sarah Jessica Parker, and give her a run for her geri curls.. :mad:

[Django]

Like I said, I'd just rather play racquetball! lol!

[niceguy]

alec baldwin :cool:

[Lance McCool]

For whatever reason, I've always had a deep and completely unfounded urge to beat the unholy crap out of Woody Allen. I like the guy and all, but something about pounding his face into pulp seems oddly satisfying to me.

http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pics/w/woody-allen/woody-allen-003.jpg

[Caitlyn]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/images/ne/208638/50941.jpg
Geraldo Rivera

[Travis Bickle]

http://img.mtv3.fi/mn_kuvat/mtv3/urheilu/futis/englannin_liiga/71748.jpg

Steve 'W**ker' Bruce

Looking at this picture makes me angry.

[SmegFirk]

I'd fight me and beat the crap outta him

[Ford]

I think Vince Vaughn needs a serious beating.

Not that I could do it, but he still needs it.

[Darth Stujitzu]

Russel Crowe, great actor, but his arrogance and general attitude winds me up the wrong way.
Would like to see him pick on someone his own size!!!!
WWF grudge match between Mr.Crowe and me, The Haggis Smasher, tartan lycra a go-go!!!!!

[Fedora]

Halle Berry. I'll never forgive her for raping the **** out of Storm's character.

[Naisy]

Celeb: Jim 'Over The Damn Top' Carey (its too late and im too ill to give a crap if thats how its spelt) belting him is a service to the world....

Historical Figure: No idea, I dont like to mess with the Time Space thingy

[Monkeypunch]

Wow, I can't believe this thread got revived. lol

Okay, currently, I wanna fight George W. Bush. Not beat on him, an actual fight. Like a debate but with fists instead of words. I dunno why, I'd just want to fight him. Oh, and Cheney can't be at ringside, lest he fill me full of buckshot. lol. Or better, have Bush fight Sadaam Hussein, and the loser stays out of Iraq forever. that would be a pay per view.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd fight Paris Hilton - and her little dog too!

[Lance McCool]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Meet-matthew.jpg I'd probably fight this guy, too

[undercoverlover]

I'd fight Johnny Vaughn - all the brits in mofo will know why

Historical figure --- Jesus

[Tim Johnson]

Celebrity: Arnold Swarzenneger. I will get so owned by him but even if I do people will think I'm strong and have guts and are brave because I fought the strongest man ever.

Historical Figure: Beethoven. He won't listen to me and he will start mouthing me off and all that like he does to everyone else so I will definitely want to fight him and rip his wig off and choke him with it to win.

[Shoggoth]

@Tim Johnson

LOL :D

Celebrity: Paul W.S. Anderson.

Historical Figure: Alexander The Great - to see first hand what was so great about him.

[Escape]

I'm feeling a little confident so i'd give this charlie a shot. :cool:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38153000/jpg/_38153181_verne_afp.jpg

[AmyLovesYou]

Brad Pitt? hhaaha

[Lennon]

Who do I want to fight? Twinkie the Kid, freaking delicious!

[Konstantinos]

@Tim Johnson

LOL :D

Celebrity: Paul W.S. Anderson.

Historical Figure: Alexander The Great - to see first hand what was so great about him.

Don't even get me started on Alexander the Great.He was the most capable man ever and don't use Napoleon as an argument just because he could do like 6 things at the same time and all that sh*t.:cool:

[Yoda]

Shatner. I would fight William Shatner.

[Mrs. Darcy]

Paris Hilton. Bring it on...

[Ðèstîñy]

lmao That would take 5 seconds. If she knows how to fight, I'm Mary ****in' Poppins.

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

I wouldn't ever want to go looking to fight a grizzly bear, but if I came across on in the woods while I was camping or hiking I'd fight it with everything. Sticks, rocks, fists, everything. It's the way I hope to leave this earth. Fighting a grizzly bear. You'll know it fought me because it'll be missing a testicle.

This bear has no missing parts but it is freakin' huge.
http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Brown_bear_rearing.jpg

[mark f]

Do we now call you TimothydaShizzleTreadwell V2.0?

[The Spirit]

Celebrity: Kevin Costner. Gawd i hate that guy.

Historical Figure: Christopher Columbus (slave-trading bastard!)

[The Spirit]

I wouldn't ever want to go looking to fight a grizzly bear, but if I came across on in the woods while I was camping or hiking I'd fight it with everything. Sticks, rocks, fists, everything. It's the way I hope to leave this earth. Fighting a grizzly bear. You'll know it fought me because it'll be missing a testicle.

This bear has no missing parts but it is freakin' huge.
http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Brown_bear_rearing.jpg

OHMYGOD! ME TOO!! Thats my lifes goal!

[Dolores Haze]

I think I'd fight Matthew Mcconaughey. Pretty boy would go down.

[The Spirit]

I think I'd fight Matthew Mcconaughey. Pretty boy would go down.
good call DH!

[Used Future]

Keanu Reeves.

[n3wt]

http://uktv.co.uk/images/standarditem/L1/638_L1.jpg

He is possibly the worst person on TV

[n3wt]

also...
http://www.idigitalsales.co.uk/content/channelnews/images/car%20booty%202.JPG

This idiot Mrs Spicer she sucks ass!

[Matt08]

John McCain

I'd really like to test him.

[Mrs. Darcy]

I'd like to wrestle Benicio Del Toro....:randy:

[Ðèstîñy]

I'd like to wrestle Benicio Del Toro....:randy:

I'm telling Slug . . . right after I kick the crap out of Tom Cruise.

[n3wt]

Paris Hilton ggrrr she annoys me...
http://www.blu-ray.com/images/reviews/175_1.jpg

[Mrs. Darcy]

I'm telling Slug . . . right after I kick the crap out of Tom Cruise.

I love Tom. Why so hateful to my homeboy, Des? :)

[Slug]

Who would YOU fight? They can be alive or dead, a celebrity or non, a historical figure, etc.


Celebrity: Dr. Smith from the TV show, Lost in Space (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_In_Space).

The guy just bugged me.
I hated him.
Whiny, scheming, little wimp.
I would probably resort to hitting him with furniture found on the Jupiter 2.

"Doctor Zachary Smith (Jonathan Harris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Harris)): Doctor Zachary Smith is ostensibly a specialist in environmental and intergalactic psychology, is actually an enemy agent (these roles are dropped early in the series). His attempt to sabotage the mission strands him aboard the Jupiter 2. He begins as sinister, but while never losing his self-serving qualities, he evolves into passive-aggressive, often cowardly and effeminate behavior as comic relief. He frequently trades barbs with the Robot and Major West. He was often portrayed as the typical 'mad scientist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_scientist)' of science fiction comics."

http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m8/4053448824 (http://www.metacrawler.com/clickserver/_iceUrlFlag=1?rawURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lisa.org.au%2Finterview_jonathan_harris.htm&0=&1=0&4=204.9.89.53&5=207.200.116.139&9=37726fc0994b47bb85914132c901c901&10=1&11=info.metac&13=search&14=372380&15=main-title&17=27&18=27&19=0&20=0&21=27&22=knT6TIIOM3o%3D&23=0&40=VvKMG0T1pltRFUFgnV%2BWuw%3D%3D&_IceUrl=true)

Historical Figure: That guy currently in charge of North Korea.
Whats his name? The current leader is Kim Jong-il (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-il).

http://sp1.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m5/3369421116 (http://www.metacrawler.com/clickserver/_iceUrlFlag=1?rawURL=http%3A%2F%2Fbiografieonline.it%2Fbiografia.htm%3FBioID%3D64%26amp%3Bbiografia% 3DKim%2BJong%2BIl&0=&1=0&4=72.53.194.53&5=207.200.116.204&9=f4996bad47744f4395cf4132c901c901&10=1&11=info.metac&13=search&14=372380&15=main-title&17=3&18=3&19=0&20=0&21=3&22=Pf3dmSq%2FNWo%3D&23=0&40=eIyFlH%2FgjqkpvPxAH1ny8Q%3D%3D&_IceUrl=true)

His clothes are jacked-up more than mine, and I feel he should do more for his people.
I would pummel him with a wiffle bat. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiffle_ball)

[Hetgeit]

Paris Hilton ggrrr she annoys me...
http://www.blu-ray.com/images/reviews/175_1.jpg


I think she would put up with a hell of a fight. I guess she already had to beat off a lot of gang rape guys (or maybe she would just join without questioning ;) ) Oh well, let me know when you're beating her up, Ill join you (I'll bring de nunchucks!!:D )

[Ðèstîñy]

I love Tom. Why so hateful to my homeboy, Des? :)

lmao You silly boob!

People, I just can't see Paris knowing how to fight.

Seriously!

[n3wt]

I think she would put up with a hell of a fight. I guess she already had to beat off a lot of gang rape guys (or maybe she would just join without questioning ;) ) Oh well, let me know when you're beating her up, Ill join you (I'll bring de nunchucks!!:D )
Awsome dude double team this bi-atch! ;)