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TONGO
08-22-09, 10:57 AM
Obviously this is for laughs. Inspired by recent threads discussing banned members and trolling
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If I knew I was to be banned without EVER being able to come back...

First thing Id do with this precognitive forum scrying power is see who would be dominant in points those weeks in fantasy football then nab them. I'd talk some thick heavy handed pimp slappin trash, get Yoda in a lather then trick him into making me mod if I won.

After becoming mod Id start a thread just to blast all the old B&W movies especially the classics. When Holden Pike starts posting a volley of open disgust in the most elloquent fashion towards me Id (remember HP this is for laughs, and Im sure somebody that had to limp away from a forum debate with you daydreams of this) moderate his posts to make him look half drunk or slightly jumble the context of what he was saying in the most hilarious way.

Meanwhile Id be post repping everything I wrote to such a high degree it would cast a shadow over Mark Fs. At that point If somehow I hadnt been already stopped Id unban everybody that was, and send invitation (In Destinys name of course. Sorry Yoda shed probably be a better draw) for them to come back.

If somehow Id be able to perma-delete Swedish Chefs old handpuppet av Id do it cause that thing scared me. Way creepier than Chucky. Ok Im done.

meatwadsprite
08-22-09, 11:10 AM
I would spoil the ending to The Godfather for everyone.

Lennon
08-22-09, 11:11 AM
I really like the idea of sending invitations to all banned people to come back and un-banning them.

Hm, I'd probably have to do the same, oh and ban some people just for sh*ts and grins.

Holden Pike
08-22-09, 11:22 AM
Testing positive for anabolic steroids. No wonder he could watch so many movies, they'll all say, he was on 'the juice'. All of his reviews and opinions are tainted now. I hope the administrators put an asterisk with each one.

beelzebubbles
08-22-09, 02:21 PM
If somehow Id be able to perma-delete Swedish Chefs old handpuppet av Id do it cause that thing scared me.

I need to see this thing.

Yoda
08-22-09, 02:33 PM
I need to see this thing.
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/franklin-delano-bluth-57406.jpg

beelzebubbles
08-22-09, 02:44 PM
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/franklin-delano-bluth-57406.jpg

Thanks Yoda, I now fear creepy thrill of fear climbing up my spine. Okay not really. It's just kind of sad in a Steven Tyler/Melanie Mayron kind of way.

TONGO
08-22-09, 03:08 PM
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/franklin-delano-bluth-57406.jpg

Look at that creepy assed thing. Look at it! Looks like a horror movie version of the Octomom.

Holden Pike
08-22-09, 03:18 PM
http://www.fakebands.com/graphics/Franklin_and_Gob_in_the_studio.jpg



Which reminds me, people have finally started having fun at these retarded health care "protests", and one of the very best mocking signs among the masses caught by photographers so far has to be...

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/99009/original.jpg



But we digress. :D

Yoda
08-22-09, 03:19 PM
If Obama does that, I'd have to seriously consider voting for him.

Sexy Celebrity
08-24-09, 01:43 PM
There's only one way I ever lose ties to someone or something... because I've slept with them.

The minute I go to bed with someone from here, I'm history. I just know it. So, don't proposition me, folks. No matter how much the two of us may want it.

So, if you're a man, and you want me:

http://treesflowersbirds.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/211_kleenex.jpg

My pictures are in the MoFo Personal Pictures thread. Take these and go there -- I can't risk going all the way with you.

Oh! And for that rare MoFo woman who wants my body...

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_368/1235386030Ytt7wW.jpg

Use this. Sorry for slicing it up, but I was fixing a salad for lunch before I stumbled upon this thread. Maybe you can glue it back together.

Anyway, sleeping with someone from here will get me banned (if this post doesn't).

TONGO
08-24-09, 07:40 PM
http://www.fakebands.com/graphics/Franklin_and_Gob_in_the_studio.jpg
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:H0gCp6nf551SrM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/melizer/bloodymary/manitou5.jpg
Hmm! Evil puppet looks like Manitou sized growth with wig!

KasperKristensen
08-24-09, 07:50 PM
I'd post THIS!

Iroquois
08-25-09, 04:32 AM
Thanks Yoda, I now fear creepy thrill of fear climbing up my spine. Okay not really. It's just kind of sad in a Steven Tyler/Melanie Mayron kind of way.

Look at that creepy assed thing. Look at it! Looks like a horror movie version of the Octomom.

It ain't easy being brown.