TONGO
08-22-09, 10:57 AM
Obviously this is for laughs. Inspired by recent threads discussing banned members and trolling
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If I knew I was to be banned without EVER being able to come back...
First thing Id do with this precognitive forum scrying power is see who would be dominant in points those weeks in fantasy football then nab them. I'd talk some thick heavy handed pimp slappin trash, get Yoda in a lather then trick him into making me mod if I won.
After becoming mod Id start a thread just to blast all the old B&W movies especially the classics. When Holden Pike starts posting a volley of open disgust in the most elloquent fashion towards me Id (remember HP this is for laughs, and Im sure somebody that had to limp away from a forum debate with you daydreams of this) moderate his posts to make him look half drunk or slightly jumble the context of what he was saying in the most hilarious way.
Meanwhile Id be post repping everything I wrote to such a high degree it would cast a shadow over Mark Fs. At that point If somehow I hadnt been already stopped Id unban everybody that was, and send invitation (In Destinys name of course. Sorry Yoda shed probably be a better draw) for them to come back.
If somehow Id be able to perma-delete Swedish Chefs old handpuppet av Id do it cause that thing scared me. Way creepier than Chucky. Ok Im done.
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If I knew I was to be banned without EVER being able to come back...
First thing Id do with this precognitive forum scrying power is see who would be dominant in points those weeks in fantasy football then nab them. I'd talk some thick heavy handed pimp slappin trash, get Yoda in a lather then trick him into making me mod if I won.
After becoming mod Id start a thread just to blast all the old B&W movies especially the classics. When Holden Pike starts posting a volley of open disgust in the most elloquent fashion towards me Id (remember HP this is for laughs, and Im sure somebody that had to limp away from a forum debate with you daydreams of this) moderate his posts to make him look half drunk or slightly jumble the context of what he was saying in the most hilarious way.
Meanwhile Id be post repping everything I wrote to such a high degree it would cast a shadow over Mark Fs. At that point If somehow I hadnt been already stopped Id unban everybody that was, and send invitation (In Destinys name of course. Sorry Yoda shed probably be a better draw) for them to come back.
If somehow Id be able to perma-delete Swedish Chefs old handpuppet av Id do it cause that thing scared me. Way creepier than Chucky. Ok Im done.