Odd Ad?

[r3port3r66]

OK. I've been seeing this ad around the internet usually in banners on random websites. It's odd isn't it.

Hmmm...the best way to whiten your teeth is to...

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/reporter66/blackteeth.jpg

[Caitlyn]

It's a scam....

[honeykid]

Obviously.

[7thson]

Everyone knows that soaking your teeth in bleach then putting them back in your mouth is the best way to whiten, sshhheshhh.

[r3port3r66]

OK, OK everyone...what strikes me odd about the ad IS not the teeth, it's the skin color of the person in the after picture.

The ad seems to be saying; In order to brighten your teeth, darken your skin color.

[Caitlyn]

I noticed that too... but just figured they were using a picture of a black person because the darker the skin, the whiter the teeth look... I think the teeth in that first picture are false...

[7thson]

Well, the few teeth I have left are kinda white.

:kiss:

[honeykid]

Is she Vanna's sister? :p

[7thson]

I said "few" not 2......:p

[r3port3r66]

who's "Vanna's sister"?:shrug:

[honeykid]

Well, the few teeth I have left are kinda white.

:kiss:

The bolded bit. Unless you meant IRL, if so, I have no idea. Were it not for 80's American tv, I wouldn't know who Vanna White was/is.

[r3port3r66]

HA HA THEN! i get it!

[mark f]

Well, the few teeth I have left are kinda white.

:kiss:

This isn't exactly a quote, but since it's Frank Zappa, I don't really care.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Uu3hSdYXM&feature=related

[Sexy Celebrity]

Mark F, love that you used a video from The Monkees' Head.

Now as for these Creepshow teeth...


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/reporter66/blackteeth.jpg

First of all, the two teeth on the left are so obviously fake that they look like two Easter eggs, one dyed and one not dyed, that I think would be too old and poisonous to eat.

As for the black woman/man?'s mouth, it looks like her two front teeth are connected into one big tooth. Also, her/his teeth are in serious need of braces! You may not need to pay for white teeth, but you sure do need to pay for braces!

Second, but most important, those are some nasty ass lips. They looked chapped and spotty. I feel sorry for whoever has to kiss those lips on a daily basis, if there's even someone in the world who has that role. Better lips to kiss:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/chase/bradpitt/brad_pitt2.jpg

I agree that there's something going on with his bottom lip, but think of the oral sex. He has ticklish whiskers combined with a gorgeous mop of brown hair you can pull.

Hell, that man's mouth could be a garbage disposal turned on, I'd probably still get myself in it!

Can't say the same for Reporter's monster mouths from the ad.

[n3wt]

I wonder how many people have been scamned with it...