Favorite TV lines

[martian leader]

well this is a sequel if you will to the popular favorite movie lines.


Post your favorite TV show lines.


Here's a few I like from Adam 12.


MALLOY: Today we got lucky. All we got was a sack of fish.
REED: You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique.




Pete Malloy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0590398/): You know what this is?
Jim Reed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0566382/): Yes sir, it's a police car.
Pete Malloy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0590398/): This black and white patrol car has an overhead valve V8 engine. It develops 325 horsepower at 4800 RPM's. It accelerates from 0 to 60 in seven seconds; it has a top speed of 120 miles an hour. It's equipped with a multi channeled DFE radio and an electronic siren capable of admitting three variables, wale, yelp, and alert. It also serves as an outside radio speaker and public address system. The automobile has two shotgun racks, one attached to the bottom portion of the front seat, one in the vehicle trunk. Attached to the middle of the dash, illuminated by a single bulb is a hot sheet desk. Fastened to which you will always make sure is the latest one off the teletype before you ever roll.
Jim Reed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0566382/): Yes sir.
Pete Malloy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0590398/): It's your life insurance and mine. You take care of it and it'll take care of you.
Jim Reed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0566382/): Yes sir. You want me to drive?

Pete Malloy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0590398/): A wise man once said; great hazards accompany innovation.
Jim Reed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0566382/): Yeah. Who was that?
Pete Malloy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0590398/): Me!



Malloy: Reed, the dicks have their job, and we have ours.

[Iroquois]

A couple of random selections taken from my favourite shows - rep to anyone who guesses all the shows correctly...

"Yeah, the guy in the $4,000 suit is going to hold the lift for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. COME ON!"

"Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like f***in' SHAFT!"

"How am I supposed to repopulate the Earth?"
"With your wiener."

"I was born without nads - so my kids are going to be born without nads too."

[honeykid]

Nessa - "He said I wasn't his type. Since when has an open mind and a cracking rack not been a man's type?" From the wonderful Gavin & Stacey.

[manish4u]

In the season 1 Episode 10 of Privileged, I like that
Luis do not like the Guy marriages and he refused to go to marriage of his friends.

[Thursday Next]

"Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?"

"Goth juice, the most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith."

"Do I look like a reasonable man, or a peppermint nightmare?"

All from the same, wonderful show. I have a terrible memory for quotes, I'm afraid.

[Iroquois]

"You know those black bits in bananas - are they tarantulas' eggs?"

[The Prestige]

"If they chew you up they've got to spit you back out, right?"

[Classicqueen13]

-I can't send him home to be killed
-Or worse! Married!

Haha

[Brother Blue]

McNulty: Hey, don't knock the Greeks. They invented civilization.
Bunk: Yeah, and ass-****ing, too.

- The Wire

[honeykid]

Saffron - "My life just flashed before my eyes!"
Eddie - "What was it like? A Bergman film without the jokes?"

Bubble - "Ooo... Bear with me, see, I am HOPELESS with names, faces and people."

Eddie - "I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS ."

All from Absolutely Fabulous.