The Final Debate

[The Silver Bullet]

There are many people in the world.
They're either Elvis people or Beatles people.
They're either about Rock and Roll or Motown.
They're people who either go for Lewis or Tolkien.

But mainly, in a nutshell, all other things aside there are only two types of people in the world. And you know it. Which are you?

SNICKERS OR MARS?

[sadesdrk]

I can't believe it means this much to you, Silver.;D BTW: I go for all your contridictions. I'm just not a one way or the other kinda gal.:D

[mecurdius]

who lkes mars bar? I dont like either, but at least i have had snickers

[Marcellus]

Tyrone C. Love loves his snickers, but I'm going to have to go with Mars.

I hate those ********* nuts.

[The Silver Bullet]

Oh, how the tables are turning, even a little bit. This is far from over. FAR. FAR. FAR.

:laugh:

[Yoda]

Um, they are? It's 5-1, and you're still the only one to vote for Mars. I guess Marcellus just posted, and didn't vote. :D Face it, bud: Snickers has emerged victorious.

[spudracer]

Everyone knows that TWIX is the only candy with the cookie crunch. :D

[Yoda]

I thought Mounds did? You know, the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial. ;D

[spudracer]

THEY ALL HAVE SWIRLING CHOCOLATE IN THE COMMERCIAL!!!!

[Fez Wizardo]

Mars is no competition to any type of chocolate.

I don't eat chocolate that much, but I don't think I've ever managed to finish a Mars bar in my life, not even the fun size ones, not even in my yoof, THEY'RE JUST SO F'KING HORRIBLE IT'S INHUMANE.

[The Silver Bullet]

You're wrong.
:yup:

I am so taking this thread to the grave.

MARCELLUS!! VOTE FOR MARS, DAMMIT!!

Come on people, vote for Mars. Not for the chocolate bar, but for me! Defy the norm! Defy the establishment! Join me in the uprising!

VOTE MARS!

[spudracer]

Nah...I don't like coconut. :rotfl:

[Fez Wizardo]

You ever heard of/ tried the battered mars bar SB ?

Just in case you never come across the battered food products before:

http://www.metropoleparis.com/2000/511/511fried.html

http://www.nymag.com/page.cfm?page_id=4122

but I couldn't find any real pictures :(

[patti]

i'd rather breathe in the fetid air of the planet mars than take a bite of its namesake candybar.
*insert nose in the air smiley here


sorry silver, i love going anti-establishment, but i can't forsake my snickers!
:p

[Yoda]

Wow, this isn't even close. What a massacre!

[spudracer]

Don't worry Silver, they probably don't like the coconut either. :rotfl:

[The Silver Bullet]

I will take this to Hell with me, everyone.
This far from over. I just need to start buying votes.

[Fez Wizardo]

lmao :D

I can see you registering new users just to alter the vote :D

[Kahiri]

While I like to think of myself as a tolerant person, when it comes to the age old battle of Snickers vs. Mars Bars, I have to say that there is only one correct answer: SNICKERS Mars Bars are yucky.

[The Silver Bullet]

ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!!

[BrodieMan]

i say snickers.

lol....... how about a RUBBERFINGER? :D

[Smasher]

You poeple sicken me.

MARS RULES!

[thmilin]

that was the second vote, and this is the 3rd!!!

I HATE PEANUTS. therefore, smooth creamy goodness is my flavor. i'm a creamy sorta gal.

i'm on your side, SB. i didna know about this thread till now so ... voila.

[The Silver Bullet]

It's coming back people! It's coming back!

A BAT OUT OF HELL, DAMMIT!!

*evil*:laugh:*evil*

[Greg The Bunny]

Sorry Silver,
Got to go with Snickers.

-GTB

[Vetinari]

People actually EAT those Mars bars??:eek:

[Mary Loquacious]

Guys, come on. Snickers are good, sure, but Mars bars rock! The almonds, the caramel, the soft nugaty-ness, and good chocolate to boot. I vote Mars.

The only thing is, Mars bars are small. Smaller than Snickers, anyway. So you might get more quantity with the Snick, but you get more quality with the Mars.

So there you go. :yup:

[The Silver Bullet]

Almonds?
Mars?

I'll gladly accept your vote, but I don't know what on Earth you're on about...

Almonds?! MARS?!

[Mary Loquacious]

I'm American, Silver. In the US of A, Mars Bars have almonds. Everywhere else, the Mars Bar is like our Milky Way, and is almond-less.

[The Silver Bullet]

OH MY GOD!!

Why didn't any of you crazy nut-bag-fruit-loop psychopaths tell me!! I'm been making a fool out of myself for weeks!! Did you think it was funny?! IT WASN'T FUNNY!! This is an outrage, a travesty!! We're fighting different battles, different generals commanding different armies on different continients in different wars!! Are you people insane?! Did you think it would be humorous, perhaps, to tag Silver along for a little ride of self-esteem squashing bastardised games of trickery?! You could have at once mentioned the lack of almonds in Mars in Australia and I would have gladly held my hands up in a sign of truce and said, "Well, I was obviously wro..."

Hang on.
We're arguing over different things...
Different variables controlled different aspects of the final outcome. Oh. How the table have indeed turned, my droogies.

THE POLL IS VOID!!
IT MEANS NOTHING!!
IT'S VOID, NULL, POINTLESS, MEANINGLESS AND NOT A TRUE SOURCE OF INDICATIONAL EVIDENCE SUPPORTING ANY AND/OR EITHER SIDE OF ANY ARGUMENT!!

VOID!

HEAR THAT YOU SNICKER EATING BASTARDS?! VOID!!

[Mary Loquacious]

:laugh: I feel like I just pissed in your cornflakes.

I thought it was strange that everyone was talking about Mars bars and describing Milky Ways...

But still, that doesn't mean it can't be a contest. There are almond people and peanut people.

Sounds like some sort of tribe, dunnit?

"We are the Almond People. We eat of the meat and wear bloody animal carcasses."

[The Silver Bullet]

No, no, no. If you're quiet and let the thread die, I can get away without ever having to admit to any sort of ignorance or defeat...

[Naisy]

Just by me replying this is put on the front page temp. Come on everyone lets keep the dream alive, where we can get bullet to go "im sorry", surely that would be worth it, SNICKERS RULE, i am a peanut man.

if bullet apologizes this thread will go down in history!

Long Live The Thread! Love Live The Empire




:cool:

[patti]

Originally posted by patti
i'd rather breathe in the fetid air of the planet mars than take a bite of its namesake candybar.
*insert nose in the air smiley here
:p

void or not, i stand by my post come hell or high water.
it is a simple choice and an obvious victory.
s-n-i-c-k-e-r-s

:rolleyes: :yup:

[Mary Loquacious]

Originally posted by Knightmare
i am a peanut man.

:rotfl:
Koo-koo-katchoo.

And Patti... I respect your fortitude, but despair at your discrimination. Mars is number one, and all other candy bars are two, or lower.

Snickers can be number two. :D

[Yoda]

Originally posted by Mary Loquacious
Mars is number one, and all other candy bars are two, or lower.
Talk to the poll, babe. :D Snickers has won. Accept it and move on. :laugh:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I have an idea for a new candy bar that will outsell Snickers:

A STRIPPERS Bar!

It's not what you think (or, where you go every Saturday night for some of you). It is a seductive, 7", white chocolate candy bar laced with very dark (almost black) colored caramel wrapped tightly around the bar, like straps. When you bite into it, it starts making a sound like it's moaning. This is because of a special chemical that's in every bar and is partially made from Spanish Fly. Yes, this is the Rice Krispies of candy bars.

This is the best part: The wrapper looks like clothes. There are many different wrappers for the candy bar and you can choose which one you want to buy. The wrapper styles will first include: black dress, nurse outfit, Catholic schoolgirl uniform, French maid outfit, Japanese lady's komono, rock star girl, nerd girl, old woman, a man's tuxedo, policeman's uniform, fireman's uniform, cowboy, pilot, sexy celebrity, farmer, straightjacket.

So the next time you're in line at the grocery store, you can be sure that a Strippers bar will be there for you! Grab it, get into your car, turn on some music, strip off the wrapper, take a bite, hear it moan, and enjoy one of the world's purest pleasures.

Strippers
No clothes, just chocolate.

*Note: A year after the Strippers bar is on the market, a new wrapper style will be released: a raincoat. The new slogan will be:

Strippers
Taste the raincoat!

[patti]

great idea S.C. .....really.

:p

[The Silver Bullet]

I'm not the one in denial, you are the one's in denial...

:laugh:

[Austruck]

Sorry, but I detest peanuts in any form. But, I also have never eaten a Mars bar (I'm not overly fond of almonds, either, and I do live in the U.S.A.).

If I were where you are, SB, I'd adore Mars bars. Can I pseudo-vote for it then?

Or can I just vote for one of the following:

a) York peppermint patty
b) Mounds bar
c) Hershey bar (PLAIN CHOCOLATE)
d) Nestle's Crunch
e) 3 Musketeers
f) Milky Way Dark

[The Silver Bullet]

Nah, let's make it simple and you can just vote for Mars for real...

:laugh:

[Austruck]

But do I have to move to .au or pretend to move to .au or get my body clock off by 12 hours to be like .au or tell you all how it's snowing down here to feel like I live in .au ... in order to vote for the non-almond Mars bar?

I mean, I gotta know....

[Yoda]

I think the verdict is clear, Gummly...

[VampLover]

I liked Mars bars better than Snickers. But I seem to remember that they were formed like Almond Joys, with whole almonds on top, not like the shape now. I liked the whole almond bars best.

Now that I am a grownup chocoholic, I crave dark chocolate—so dark it'll turn you into Darth Vader.

[The Silver Bullet]

Okay. I'm sort of ashamed now.

:laugh:

[Naisy]

Matt your @rse has been whooped 18 to 5. Bow down and declear a vow for snickers and we may let you die swifty...

[Gracie]

SB, I salute you for fighting the good fight. I know that you're probobly depressed right now. But you know what makes me feel better when I'm proved wrong? A good streaking. :yup:

[The Silver Bullet]

As William Shakespeare did not write:
Pea-nuts, or no pea-nuts: that is the snickers...

As it was oft not heard sung in the sixties:
How many rocky roads must a man wolf down, before you can call him a Mars?

But truly Gracie, the good fight must be fought against Snickers.
As Winston Churchill never proclaimed:

We shall never surrender -- to bullsh*t like Snickers bars.

[Gracie]

:rotfl:
"Like sand throught an hourglass, so are the votes fo Snickers"

[LordSlaytan]

Um, what if you like the Heath bar best?:blush:

[Herod]

Then you will be promptly shot.

Lord Slaytan :

Well, I didn't expect the candy inquisition.



Nooooooooooooooooooooobody expects the Candy Inquisition, our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and Surprise.

Our two chief weapons are surprise, fear, and ruthless efficiency.

Amongst, our weaponry, include such elements as surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope...

etc. etc. etcetera

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by LordSlaytan
Um, what if you like the Heath bar best?:blush: Well, mine is Butterfinger. But between Snickers and the alternative...Snickers wins, hands down.

[Herod]

I like my reply better. :p


Besides, the Mars bar kicks it, yeah, the Mars Bar kicks it old school . :yup:

[sadesdrk]

It's called a MARS bar. That's just gay.
:rolleyes:

[Herod]

Gay like a fox!




















A gay, but delicious fox.

[sadesdrk]

:laugh:
Oh...that was so unexpected!

[The Silver Bullet]

I vote Mars.

Still.
No change.
Damn you all.

Dam.
Like a beaver.










A gay but delicious beaver.







Oh, that so had more sexual connotations than anticipated...

[Herod]

:rotfl:

I'm so very pleased.











But not in some gay, Mars Bar way, or anything.

[The Silver Bullet]

Herod don't eat mars bars orally.

[Herod]

But... when I eat it in other ways... I always have trouble chewing them.

[The Silver Bullet]

That being said, it's a lovely little way to really make mars bars gay...

Which of course they're not!
VOTE MARS!

[Yoda]

This was your worst hour, Gummly.

[The Silver Bullet]

Yeah? Three words for you, Bub. Betty Boop.

[Yoda]

She had the best avatar. Face it.

[The Silver Bullet]

Nicely fielded, Skip.

[Revenge of Mr M]

How is it physically possible for that many more people to prefer Snickers to Mars?

[NexijunRodent]

I win.

[Sir Toose]

Mars