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This is where you discuss impending zombie holocaust theories, plans for survival, people and items you know you'd want to have with you, and so on. Where would you go? What would you do? To what lengths would you go to find loved ones?
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/zombies2.jpg
Some friends and I were discussing this topic over the weekend, and the question came up:
If you could only use items you would find in your garage/shed to fend off the zombie hordes, what would you choose and why?
Sexy Celebrity
04-27-09, 04:15 PM
Dead people are never gonna reanimate, so I don't think a zombie holocaust is in my future.
If dead people could come back to life, why would they just stroll through town looking for brains to eat? Why would you suddenly want brains, anyway? What is the point of eating brains if your digestive system is all messed up, rotted, possibly missing?
Do zombies poop?
These are the things I'd be thinking about instead of my survival because it would mean life had become illogical and I might as well just commit suicide and get on with my brain eating.
What happens to zombies, anyway, when there are no more brains to eat?
Dead people are never gonna reanimate, so I don't think a zombie holocaust is in my future.
That's just the kind of attitude that'll get you devoured. You can be dubious if you'd like. I'd rather be armed. :D
If dead people could come back to life, why would they just stroll through town looking for brains to eat? Why would you suddenly want brains, anyway?
For the same reason that young children will sometimes eat dirt because they're missing a certain nutrient in their diet. Zombies, being notoriously bird-brained (or no-brained), crave our brains so that they can gain our knowledge.
Do zombies poop?
I've always assumed that, being re-animated, the zombie contains organs that are both working properly and deteriorating at the same time. So to answer the question in question, I think "yes," as long as his/her entrails are still sufficiently whole and functioning.
These are the things I'd be thinking about instead of my survival because it would mean life had become illogical and I might as well just commit suicide and get on with my brain eating.
Whatever, man. I'm a survivor. I'm not going to lay down just so I can get up again.
What happens to zombies, anyway, when there are no more brains to eat?
They would eat cheeseburgers.
Sexy Celebrity
04-27-09, 04:53 PM
For the same reason that young children will sometimes eat dirt because they're missing a certain nutrient in their diet. Zombies, being notoriously bird-brained (or no-brained), crave our brains so that they can gain our knowledge.
Then I know what I'd do to survive - I'd dress up as Britney Spears. They'd look at me and just move on.
Whatever, man. I'm a survivor. I'm not going to lay down just so I can get up again.
I take it you're not a slut.
Caitlyn
04-27-09, 05:01 PM
Hmmm.... only in the garage or shed huh... I don't have a shed but I do have a garage... so let me think what's in there...
Shovel
Hoe
Propane torch
5 five gallon gas cans full of gas
Grass Scythe
Heavy gauge chain
Lawnmower
Hammer
Nails
Scrap wood
and... um... hmmm... there might just be a some bullets... and a shot gun in there... sshhh...
Dill-man
04-27-09, 05:35 PM
I want to say I'd choose the chainsaw but in reality it would just make everything difficult. It's heavy, requires fuel, and is unwieldy. I'd probably take a shovel because of it's multiple uses.
If I had unlimited choice in weapons I would take:
A Trench Spike (Close melee combat)
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/781/587068.JPG
A Shaolin Spade (Ranged Melee Combat)
http://www.freewebs.com/deviaaridese/Spade.jpg
M1 Carbine (Ranged Combat)
http://www.wwiiguns.com/store/images/m1carbine_pfc_modelgun_wwii.jpg
I come prepared :p
Then I know what I'd do to survive - I'd dress up as Britney Spears. They'd look at me and just move on.
I don't know. In the area of human flesh, zombies tend not to discriminate... and she's got some meat on her these days.
I take it you're not a slut.
:rotfl:
Hmmm.... only in the garage or shed huh... I don't have a shed but I do have a garage... so let me think what's in there...
Shovel
Hoe
Propane torch
5 five gallon gas cans full of gas
Grass Scythe
Heavy gauge chain
Lawnmower
Hammer
Nails
Scrap wood
and... um... hmmm... there might just be a some bullets... and a shot gun in there... sshhh...
Good God! Are you preparing? Do you know something about swine flu that we don't? ;)
I want to say I'd choose the chainsaw but in reality it would just make everything difficult. It's heavy, requires fuel, and is unwieldy.
Not to mention, a chainsaw is likely to buckle against sinew and bone, and you can bet little bits of zombie will get stuck in the chain and jam it up.
I'd probably take a shovel because of it's multiple uses.
A shovel isn't bad, but I think a spade is your best bet. The only thing about these kinds of tools is, sooner or later, that head is gonna loosen and break off.
Used Future
04-27-09, 06:20 PM
Being from the UK guns are pretty much out of the question unless you're A. part of an armed response police unit; B. one of those lucky soldiers currently posted in Aldershot; or C. a bit gangsta'
As I don't fit into any of the above categories, and being a keen dabbler in all things food related, it'd have to be a trusty meat cleaver as modeled by Uncle Les below.
http://www.independentcritics.com/images/brain%20dead%20SPLASH.jpg
For single stroke decapitations this short ranged melee weapon could later be upgraded to a sword (preferably a Katana for reasons of coolness).
My plan of action would be to head out of Manchester to the countryside (less walking puss bags, more cider yaaay!) I would do this via a stol- errr borrowed canal barge; as modeled by man in hat below. Oh and my barge would have a better name like 'The Decapitator' or 'Kill-Death-Gore-Splat'.
http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/sci/moac/currentstudents/peter_cock/photos/napton_windmill/barge_bridge.jpg
My ultimate destination would be the Isle of Anglsea where I'd assist the locals in culling all walking rotters.
http://www.4hotels.co.uk/uk/images/wales-north.gif
Afterwards I'd settle down on a farm and grow turnips until the whole thing blew over:)
http://www.eadt.co.uk/s24/assets/images/dynamicFeed/heathm20080926125114.jpg
Ðèstîñy
04-27-09, 06:24 PM
I'd use pretty much anything in my garage. There are multiple chain saws, a scythe, tillers, hoes, numerous sharp hand held tools, shovels, mowers, filled gas cans . . . Many tools for both landscaping, and wood working. It's a two car garage, and it's built into the hill, with steel rod concrete poured 12 inch block walls. One would think that it's the best place to be in case of a tornado, but if you've seen that one scene in the movie Twister, where they run into that barn filled with tools . . . It's not! :p
Being from the UK guns are pretty much out of the question unless you're A. part of an armed response police unit; B. one of those lucky soldiers currently posted in Aldershot; or C. a bit gangsta'
Good call, although Brits do still have the capability to be "daft," which is probably extremely helpful in a zombie outbreak. Here in the states, the closest we come is our endless desire to "be a hero," which more often than not gets us killed. :laugh:
And I'm publicly nominating your post for "MoFo Post of the Year." :yup:
Awesome thread idea :up:
First downfall is we only have a small shed and the only thing in there is lots of bike frames, tyres and bits that have fallen off the bikes. It is where my little brother in law used to "Store" the pieces off all of his bikes etc.
So I would use all the tyres and use them to hook over the zombies head's like you would do at the fair to win prizes, but the tyres would fall down to their feet so they would trip and stumble giving me enough time to leave the house.
I would then use my mobility scooter to do my escape down the road. As it only has a max speed of 5mph I would still need to use the remaining tyres to hook over the zombies head. I would also have the many broken chains to whip them across the head if they got to close, (Im assuming these zombies have been dead for a while hence the bike chain breaking the scull easily) The downfall to using my scooter is I only have a max distance of 25miles so I cant really get that far, so as I live in the valleys there are mountains all around. I would make my way up the mountain I know the best and head for the woods.
Before I left the house after the terrifying news about the dead coming back to life I packed my personal dvd player, my top 5 fav dvds, my iPod with my music and audio books on and my sling shot. So I would make a hidden den in the woods afew miles away from the valley and with a look out up the trees. As from Predator I would make traps all around my hideout to make sure no dead S.O.B's come through while im sleeping.
If I had a unlimited choice of weapon's...
1 Sniper Rifle
http://www.vandykerifles.com/images/custom-rifle2.jpg
2 Two Sword's
http://www.2-clicks-swords.com/images/swords.jpg
3 Battle Axe
http://gw.gamewikis.org/images/7/71/Victo%27s_Battle_Axe.jpg
4 Unlimited Grenades
http://www.90thidpg.us/Equipment/Projects/Grenades/images/Grenades-1.jpg
5 Sabre Tooth Tiger
http://healthemoney.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/10_000_bc-2.jpg
5 Sabre Tooth Tiger
http://healthemoney.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/10_000_bc-2.jpg
I commend all of your planning choices, with the exception of the above. As vicious as sabre-toothed tigers are, they're not unsusceptible to zombification, and the last thing you want is a zombified prehistoric tiger after your brains. :)
Give me some tweezers, a calender, a backpack, some water, a chair, and a lava lamp.
I'll get MacGyver on their a$$.
Dill-man
04-27-09, 07:39 PM
I forgot to mention my method of escape:
First, I'd take a backpackers pack and load it with lasting food, water, and a transportable water purifier, along with basic camping equipment (flint, blanket, sleeping bag, etc. Then, I'd sling my shaolin spade and M1 Carbine over my back, and stick my trench spike in a holster on my belt. I'd also have a fishing pole (you'll see why later) I'd get on my dirt bike (along with an extra pack of fuel) and start off.
Take your time, imagine this image. Is there anything more badass?
Then, I'd travel as fast as I could towards the New Jersey shoreline, hopefully recieving little zombie resistance along the way. Once I got there, I'd hop onto my conveniently located large sail boat (complete with large amount of supplies). I'd take my boat out into the sea and sail along the atlantic coast and then into the Gulf of Mexico. From there, I'd travel to the nearest offshore oil platform, climb on, and use the sea as my source of food. Off shore oil platforms have plenty of water and the essentials, so I'd be able to live there comfortably for a long time. If I ever needed to abandon the oil platform for some reason or another I could easily jump back into my sailboat and find a nearby island or just live out of my sailboat, using my fishing rod to catch my food.
Easy as that :D
I commend all of your planning choices, with the exception of the above. As vicious as sabre-toothed tigers are, they're not unsusceptible to zombification, and the last thing you want is a zombified prehistoric tiger after your brains. :)
Ahh yes I can see a small flaw in my plan :laugh:
Step 1:
Get this guy
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jOhqAqEmE5M/SXUhnUg4z1I/AAAAAAAAAGI/1rE-JCgGC3U/s320/hero-pilot__oPt.jpg
Step 2:
Steal this:
http://www.freefoto.com/images/20/05/20_05_17---Boeing-747-Jumbo-Jet-Cargo-Plane_web.jpg
Step 3:
Get a bajillion of these:
http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Jack_Daniels_bottle_and_glass.jpg
Step 4:
Go here:
http://www.ecotourismlogue.com/files/2008/03/antarctica.jpg
Step 5:
Party with these:
http://younglearners.eslreading.org/animals/penguins/penguins/types_files/page2_1.jpg
Hey, I've always wanted to get a penguin drunk...
First off, I feel I must emphasize the importance of this thread because you may truly need a plan.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
Step 1:
Hey, I've always wanted to get a penguin drunk...
It happens, but they're lightweights, as evidenced by the picture below. (Oh, and contrary to popular belief, Jack Daniels and Antarctica don't really go together.)
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/drunkpenguins.jpg
Harry Lime
04-28-09, 12:23 AM
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
zenderella
04-28-09, 12:37 AM
I made a YouTube video about this very topic back in January.
Here's my thoughts below (I start talking about zombies 30 seconds in).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8C1A-HLJTQ
Gotta love talking about zombies.
Iroquois
04-28-09, 01:34 AM
Considering where I live, the obvious answer is to get some leather and a muscle car and take advantage of society collapsing to start living in the outback Road Warrior-style.
Haha, this is a great thread..
In the event of a zombie apocalypse:
7. Farmers Union Ice Coffee. Refreshing beverage
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Iced_Coffee.GIF (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Iced_Coffee.GIF)
Ice coffee to keep you wide eyed and alert while fighting off hordes of zombies for days on end.
6. Raincoat. Protection
http://phoenix-nz.co.nz/images/raincoat_yellow.jpg
You don't want zombie blood staining your favorite T-shirt.
5. George A. Romero. Who else ?
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2008/02/09/2004174410.jpg
If your going to take on the living dead who better to have by your side.
4. Favorite T-shirt.
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_RIPJ/REAS012%7EResident-Evil-Zombie-Repellent-Posters.jpg
3. Chainsaw. Close quarters combat
http://scrapetv.com/News/Classified/Images/chainsaw.jpg
Essential.
2. AA-12 Combat Shotgun. Weapon of choice
http://www.autocopter.us/images/aa12.JPG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gP3ugf1gPQ
1. M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank. Transportation
http://photos-599.friendster.com/e1/photos/99/51/17501599/777886118l.jpg
Cruising through the city in this, you ll forget theres a zombie problem.
Daffodil
04-28-09, 03:28 AM
I'd hope to have on some super comfy shoes that wouldn't give me blisters, so I could run away easily and faster from the zombies. :D Also, a big bottle of water. And that's about it. Maybe a butcher knife aswell?
First off, I feel I must emphasize the importance of this thread because you may truly need a plan.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
Just a bit of pointless info you here...
http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/15643/front_realzombies_front.jpg
You know this scene and these zombies are from Shaun of the dead, see the zombie in the yellow hat, well he is the charactor Tyre's from Spaced that also star's Simon Pegg and Nick Frost :D
Zedlen My brother has this same t-shirt :yup:
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_RIPJ/REAS012~Resident-Evil-Zombie-Repellent-Posters.jpg
1. M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank. Transportation
http://photos-599.friendster.com/e1/photos/99/51/17501599/777886118l.jpg
Might I also recommend some instructions or something on how to drive that thing?
Iroquois
04-28-09, 11:14 AM
Ah, Tyres. I didn't notice him till about viewing number eleven.
Ah, Tyres. I didn't notice him till about viewing number eleven.
It is awesome init I spotted him first viewing and its crazy if you watch the zombies through out the film you can see him or his hat wandering about :laugh:
It is awesome init I spotted him first viewing and its crazy if you watch the zombies through out the film you can see him or his hat wandering about :laugh:
And here I thought nothing could stop his raving.
5 Essential Items To Have During Zombie Armageddon
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/spade.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/coolduster.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/aviators.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/shotgun.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/mysteriouscharm.jpg
1. A spade (sharpened)
2. A really cool trench coat
3. A pair of aviators
4. A sawn-off shotgun
5. A mysterious charm (so people think you're some kind of badass zombie hunter)
5 People I Would Want To Have With Me In A Zombie Attack
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/batman.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/duke.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/indy.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/seagal.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/helfer.jpg
1. Batman (for strategy)
2. Dutch (for obvious reasons)
3. Indiana Jones (for luck)
4. Steven Seagal (for distraction)
5. Tricia Helfer (for moral support)
5 Places I Would Consider Holing Up
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/helmsdeep.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/krull.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/fortresssolitude.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/nautilus2.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/openfield.jpg
1. Helm's Deep
2. The disappearing/reappeaing castle in Krull
3. Fortress of Solitude
4. The Nautilus
5. A really big open field (hey, at least they couldn't take you by surprise)
5 People I Wouldn't Mind Shooting If They Became Zombified
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/limbaugh.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/insuranceexec.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/kanye.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/baddriver.jpg http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/iusreview/nazis.jpg
1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Insurance company executives
3. Kanye West
4. Bad drivers
5. Nazis
Iroquois
04-28-09, 01:26 PM
Such a good post, I almost feel bad for nit-picking the fact that zombies could easily grab a hold of such a long coat. (Still looks cool though)
And that it's Dutch, not Duke.
Such a good post, I almost feel bad for nit-picking the fact that zombies could easily grab a hold of such a long coat.
That's what the spade is for. ;)
And that it's Dutch, not Duke.
:laugh: Crap, I always get him and Bill Duke confused, even though Bill Duke is black and not fictional.
Iroquois
04-28-09, 01:32 PM
It's alright, I can understand how easily you can confuse the two.
But if you're looking for something essential, maybe something like a shark suit that covers most of your body and prevents zombies from biting.
These Filthy Hands
04-28-09, 01:44 PM
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/chuck_norris.jpg
Let's face it, he's all you would need to survive!!!!
Chuck Norris can't be controlled. Besides, alone, he's still an asset. Really, all anyone has to do is survive long enough for Chuck Norris to (a) eradicate the living dead completely, or (b) invent a cure and still eradicate the living dead completely.
These Filthy Hands
04-28-09, 01:51 PM
Chuck Norris can't be controlled. Besides, alone, he's still an asset. Really, all anyone has to do is survive long enough for Chuck Norris to (a) eradicate the living dead completely, or (b) invent a cure and still eradicate the living dead completely.
I accidentally gave you negative rep for that. I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thumb.
I accidentally gave you negative rep for that. I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thumb.
No worries. :)
Psychic Isaac
04-28-09, 02:47 PM
This is gonna scare everyone, but...
there will be a zombie outbreak in 2041.
I've spoken about it in some of my books already. Now, that's still a long time away, but, a bunch of you guys will still be alive then...
It'll only last for two months and DON'T WORRY, they won't eat or kill people, like in the movies. They will still be dead, just walking around. It'll be caused by a virus.
It'll only last for two months and DON'T WORRY, they won't eat or kill people, like in the movies. They will still be dead, just walking around. It'll be caused by a virus.
Okay then, Psychic Isaac. I have a few questions.
What will the moral implications be regarding having deceased loved ones shuffling around harmlessly be when the governments of the world realize that we just don't have the room to let these rotters take up space like wildlife? Will they be bulldozed back into mass graves? Will they be netted and dumped into our oceans? And how will this massive effort be managed or paid for with a (presumably) large percentage of the world's workforce pushing up the daisies?
Psychic Isaac
04-28-09, 04:43 PM
What will the moral implications be regarding having deceased loved ones shuffling around harmlessly be when the governments of the world realize that we just don't have the room to let these rotters take up space like wildlife?
What can the governments do about it?
It's not gonna be like the zombie films where they all dig their way out of the ground. A virus will spread EVERYWHERE -- but when it gets inside funeral homes and hospitals, the newly deceased will get up and start walking around. You won't see a lot of dead people walking around, but every town will have their own sort of zombie group that people will see going down the road.
It's going to lead to mandatory cremation for everybody. There will be no more cemetaries after this. In fact, there won't even be funerals for the dead - once someone dies, they are automatically cremated.
This will actually turn into a GREAT thing because it'll advance science -- they'll figure out how to make people live longer - up to 300 years old.
Will they be bulldozed back into mass graves? Will they be netted and dumped into our oceans?
It's going to be pretty messy, but basically, they will all be captured. Some will sort of be "grinded up" and shot into space -- others will simply be cremated. Most are going into space, except for a couple of thousand that scientists will study, which will lead to prolonged life for living people.
And how will this massive effort be managed or paid for with a (presumably) large percentage of the world's workforce pushing up the daisies?
I told you - only the newly dead will be walking around. There will still be billions of living people working.
I won't be alive, though - and I won't become a zombie because I'm already planning on cremation. I'm dying on August 12, 2017, by the way.
You won't see a lot of dead people walking around, but every town will have their own sort of zombie group that people will see going down the road.
They will travel in packs?
It's going to lead to mandatory cremation for everybody. There will be no more cemetaries after this. In fact, there won't even be funerals for the dead - once someone dies, they are automatically cremated.
Wait a minute. What about traditionalists who object to cremation for religious reasons? What about other cultures that are intimately connected with various death rituals and funerals? Won't there be some harsh blowback against mandatory cremation and no funeral proceedings?
This will actually turn into a GREAT thing because it'll advance science -- they'll figure out how to make people live longer - up to 300 years old.
So what will that do to the population of Earth?
It's going to be pretty messy, but basically, they will all be captured. Some will sort of be "grinded up" and shot into space -- others will simply be cremated. Most are going into space, except for a couple of thousand that scientists will study, which will lead to prolonged life for living people.
Hmm. If I die during the zombie holocaust, I wonder if my family will have a problem with the government shooting my reanimated body into space without consulting them. I wonder if they'll smuggle me out to the countryside in secret so that they can still enjoy my company (and perhaps occasionally play ring toss with my head). But you already know the answer to that, don't you? ;)
Psychic Isaac
04-28-09, 05:15 PM
They will travel in packs?
Uh-huh. With banjos.
Wait a minute. What about traditionalists who object to cremation for religious reasons? What about other cultures that are intimately connected with various death rituals and funerals? Won't there be some harsh blowback against mandatory cremation and no funeral proceedings?
The official news for those people will be: Too bad.
So what will that do to the population of Earth?
In regards to people living a lot longer -- don't you understand that this is the future? People will be living on the moon by then, and soon after, Mars. Many will even live in space stations.
Hmm. If I die during the zombie holocaust, I wonder if my family will have a problem with the government shooting my reanimated body into space without consulting them. I wonder if they'll smuggle me out to the countryside in secret so that they can still enjoy my company (and perhaps occasionally play ring toss with my head). But you already know the answer to that, don't you? ;)
Things like that will happen, but not to you.
I do see you messing around with this dead girl named Lily. STAY AWAY FROM LILY, SLEEZY! YOU'LL UPSET HER BROTHER!
The official news for those people will be: Too bad.
:laugh:
In regards to people living a lot longer -- don't you understand that this is the future? People will be living on the moon by then, and soon after, Mars. Many will even live in space stations.
I see. So even though the zombie holocaust will be nothing like the movies, future colonization and space travel will be exactly like the movies. :)
I do see you messing around with this dead girl named Lily. STAY AWAY FROM LILY, SLEEZY! YOU'LL UPSET HER BROTHER!
Thanks for telling me. That could have been disastrous. So, now that I've made a conscious decision to stay away from dead girls named Lily for the rest of my life, has that particular event been erased from my future?
Psychic Isaac
04-28-09, 05:53 PM
I see. So even though the zombie holocaust will be nothing like the movies, future colonization and space travel will be exactly like the movies. :)
The only thing the movies never get right is that Whoopi Goldberg is gonna snap and buy the moon ten years from now. See, she's gonna make Sister Act 3 soon and what many people are gonna be in a shock for is the Sister Act franchise is gonna be the new Barbie -- toys, convent dollhouses, you name it -- and Whoopi will then be able to afford to buy the moon. People will start referring to the moon as "Whoopi" or "Whoopi Above The Sky With Diamonds".
Thanks for telling me. That could have been disastrous. So, now that I've made a conscious decision to stay away from dead girls named Lily for the rest of my life, has that particular event been erased from my future?
I'm afraid it hasn't -- you'll forget. And if you don't, Lily will be hard to resist -- and it's not like you'll even know it's Lily, cause she's not gonna tell you her name.
Dill-man
04-28-09, 06:23 PM
I don't understand you Isaac. :rotfl:
WaRnInG
There is a lil'swear in the pic
http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/funny/funny_918.jpg
CaptHowdy
05-21-09, 10:28 PM
Well being how i talk about this everyday lol my list is always changing but the first step is go to your room get your weapons, load up go to the closest waltmart, get ammo, liquor, camping supplies,and a few weaker people (in case you need to make a sacrifice or two). then your gonna wanna go get a better ride and with your new ammo supply a armor car is not outta the plains. Then you wanna take the loot to the fallout shelter you have already made waiting for this to happen out in the desert!
Why is it in almost ever 'Zombie scenario" that someone or some children are left alone? I mean - it is like Hell - no you cannot go off on your own, unless of course it is to take a leak. That sacred ritual must be combined with utmost aloneness and stupidity, therefore causing your brains to get fragged. IOW: "Hey you guys, never go off alone, unless of course you have to drain the weasel/dribblethimble, then it is ok to risk your life.
I tell you what: if I had to take a leak in a Zombie-infested Utopian place, then I would piss my pants and ask questions later. Yep.
Better pissyellow jeans than meat4brains.
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In light of our current avatar theme, I figured it would be appropriate this week to "resurrect" this thread. So I'd like to take a page out of TheUsualSuspect's book, and pose a few questions to you about your fellow Mofos:
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, which Mofo would you...
...trust with the chainsaw?
...share ammunition with?
...risk your own life to rescue from being eaten?
...argue with over what to do?
...stand behind for protection?
...push into a zombie horde?
Which three (3) Mofos would you feel best about holing up with?
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