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Harry Lime
03-29-09, 11:21 PM
http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww56/harrylime49/Rorscach.jpg
Rorschach (Watchmen)

vs.

http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww56/harrylime49/JackBurton.jpg
Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)
meatwadsprite
03-29-09, 11:22 PM
This is a tough one ....
Iroquois
03-29-09, 11:24 PM
Agreed, I think this may be the toughest one.
meatwadsprite
03-29-09, 11:25 PM
I'll vote Jack because I think most won't.
Iroquois
03-29-09, 11:29 PM
Same.
MovieMan8877445
03-29-09, 11:29 PM
Rorschach.
Harry Lime
03-29-09, 11:37 PM
I haven't seen Watchmen yet, but Rorschach was my favourite character from the graphic novel. I think I may hold out on my vote, see how this one shapes up.
Lennon
03-29-09, 11:40 PM
I voted Rorschach, just because I think vigilantes are awesome.
meatwadsprite
03-29-09, 11:41 PM
Burton's a vigilante.
Powdered Water
03-29-09, 11:43 PM
I voted for Jack. Better character from a better movie. Plain and simple. Rorschach may have been great in the comic but in the film he wasn't that exciting. Sorry, I call it like I see it.
Justin
03-29-09, 11:44 PM
Rorschach
Lennon
03-29-09, 11:45 PM
Whilst I agree that BTILC is a better film. I do love Rorschach. primarily because he follows whats right, even if it means death.
Powdered Water
03-29-09, 11:47 PM
So does Jack.
meatwadsprite
03-29-09, 11:53 PM
"Men go to jail , animals get put down !"

"Are you crazy... Is that your problem?"
Powdered Water
03-29-09, 11:56 PM
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton
Powdered Water
03-29-09, 11:57 PM
"Everybody relax, I'm here."

Jack Burton
Powdered Water
03-30-09, 12:00 AM
"Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that."

Jack Burton
Harry Lime
03-30-09, 12:05 AM
We've got some serious lobbying for the Jack Burton cause going on over here people.
Powdered Water
03-30-09, 12:11 AM
"This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there."
MovieMan8877445
03-30-09, 12:13 AM
Come on Rorschach, "Never Compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon."
Iroquois
03-30-09, 12:14 AM
"It's like I told my last wife, I says, 'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see and besides that it's all in the reflexes.'"
Powdered Water
03-30-09, 12:16 AM
It sure is...
TheUsualSuspect
03-30-09, 12:36 AM
"I'm not scared at all...I just feel uh....feel kind of invincible right now"
n3wt
03-30-09, 09:05 AM
Rorschach and its neck and neck :yup:
Used Future
03-30-09, 01:28 PM
Cut the horsesh*t Wang!

Jack
mikeython1
03-30-09, 01:31 PM
"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Iroquois
03-30-09, 01:34 PM
"Lo Pan?! Which Lo Pan? The basket case on wheels or the ten-foot-tall roadblock?"
Harry Lime
03-30-09, 09:28 PM
Nice, it's 10-10 and I still haven't voted.
mack
03-30-09, 10:14 PM
jack burton all the way baby! :yup:
Harry Lime
03-31-09, 12:03 AM
I had to go with Jack, seeing as I haven't seen the Watchmen movie yet.
The Killing Joke
03-31-09, 08:37 PM
Rorschach. Very easy choice for me.
Billy Walsh
03-31-09, 09:02 PM
The Cafteria Scene in Watchmen > The entire runtime of Big Trouble In Little China
meatwadsprite
03-31-09, 10:01 PM
The Comedian Scenes in Watchmen > Watchmen the film
Harry Lime
04-05-09, 11:17 PM
Win Jack Burton