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Sexy Celebrity
02-27-09, 01:43 PM
Since we now have a thread discussing penises very... frankly... some have been wondering where the vagina thread is.
Well, here it is.
Discuss vaginas.
I personally don't care for them. I've never really seen one in person, either... pictures and videos, yes, but not in person. I know I came into this world through one, though - that's for certain.
So, yes. Vaginas. Fire away.
Ðèstîñy
02-27-09, 01:46 PM
I'm going to have to ban you now!
Sexy Celebrity
02-27-09, 01:50 PM
I'm going to have to ban you now!
Absurd! Penises get all the conversation they want, but the poor vaginas can't get a word in edgewise?
WOMEN'S RIGHTS NOW!
Caitlyn
02-27-09, 01:50 PM
Discuss vaginas.
I'm very attached to one...
Sexy Celebrity
02-27-09, 01:52 PM
I'm very attached to one...
Oh my god! Shouldn't that be "it's attached to me"? They can't possibly these things running around that allow women to parasitically attach themselves to it. Are THEY the host?!
*sigh*
You guys make my life so hard.
I'm very attached to one...
Me too.
Sexy Celebrity
02-27-09, 01:55 PM
*sigh*
You guys make my life so hard.
Imagine all of the new random web surfers - those "guests" we can view in "Who's Online" - that'll be checking out this thread every day from now on.
Ðèstîñy
02-27-09, 01:55 PM
Penises get all the conversation they want, but the poor vaginas can't get a word in edgewise?
Sounds about right!
Sir Toose
02-27-09, 02:11 PM
*sigh*
You guys make my life so hard.
I could have slipped some innuendo right in there ... :D
SamsoniteDelilah
02-27-09, 02:50 PM
I could have slipped some innuendo right in there ... :D
You nearly did.
TheMightyCelestial
02-27-09, 03:42 PM
Vaginas kick ass, yo.
SamsoniteDelilah
02-27-09, 04:11 PM
What would you like to know about them, SC?
I am a great admirer of them
I'm in favor of vagina.
http://www.operagloves.com/BestOf/victoriaparis-0901vicparis010104.jpg
Sexist vagina.
Adult Star Victoria Paris.
KasperKristensen
02-27-09, 04:22 PM
I've got nothing
Used Future
02-27-09, 04:40 PM
Imagine all of the new random web surfers - those "guests" we can view in "Who's Online" - that'll be checking out this thread every day from now on.
:rotfl:So true, I mean, here I am looking at this thread...
chet seven
02-27-09, 04:49 PM
i believe it's pronounced PUHgina...
TheUsualSuspect
02-27-09, 04:52 PM
When a girl knows how to take care of one, they're great.
When they don't....run away.
TheDOMINATOR
02-27-09, 06:31 PM
Personally, I'm a fan.
Same.
martian leader
02-27-09, 07:04 PM
Can we lock this post? :(
Ðèstîñy
02-27-09, 07:08 PM
You mean thread, yes?
OK . . .
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a249/nunions/Other%20Boards/117323_FEMALE_CHASTITY_BELT_.jpg
http://travelogue.travelvice.com/postfiles/2008-10-20_old-bathroom-door-key.jpg
John McClane
02-27-09, 07:31 PM
Alright, now I have seen everything on MoFo. :D
http://cdn6.bumperstickersapp.com/bs/big.2796006.jpg
just had to post this...
Mrs. Darcy
02-27-09, 08:37 PM
"If you have a vagina and an attitude in this town, then that's a lethal combination."
~Sharon Stone
"What's the big mystery? It's my vagina, not the sphinx!"
~Miranda -Sex in the City
TheDOMINATOR
02-27-09, 08:37 PM
This thread is officially hilarious and oddly yet naturally intriguing. :D
I know this is a controversial subject.
I believe all interested parties should put their differences aside and vote yes on vagina.
martian leader
02-27-09, 08:52 PM
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn107/martianleader1/pmguard2.jpg
:rotfl::laugh:
Powdered Water
02-27-09, 09:52 PM
What a gyp... I haven't seen a single vagina since I came into this thread.
Oh, and I'm also pro vagina. I think everybody should have at least one.
Iroquois
02-27-09, 09:58 PM
It's threads like these that make me wonder what it must be like to get inside SC's head for about an hour or so.
bleacheddecay
02-27-09, 11:07 PM
This always makes me look twice . . .http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/mf_mouse.jpg
Hey, it's almost time for spring!
http://creativedisease.com/credimedia/credimediacartoons/britneypussy01waldo.gif
Favorite vagina song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7jnhTDg4mk
http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/667/381/71/o_5ztz3deTSQaRnYw.jpg
Most talented vagina.
r3port3r66
02-27-09, 11:56 PM
Most edible...
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/reporter66/RichardSimmons.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/vagina_tandoori.jpg
http://myvaginablog.com/files/Pasted%20Graphic%201.jpg
Most edible...
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb180/reporter66/RichardSimmons.jpg
While I am interested in hearing alternative points of view, this borders on hateful anti-vagina rhetoric.
meatwadsprite
02-28-09, 09:58 AM
oh boy ....
Sexy Celebrity
02-28-09, 01:26 PM
It's threads like these that make me wonder what it must be like to get inside SC's head for about an hour or so.
If you have a penis, you just might.
Sexy Celebrity
02-28-09, 01:39 PM
What would you like to know about them, SC?
Oh, I dunno... where did they come from?
Where are they going?
How do you use it?
Are women ever afraid that they might look down there and see a tiny little person peek its head out at ya then go right back in? Cause I think I would. I'd probably be suspecting that the cast of Fraggle Rock lived in my vagina.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Dreamsharing.jpg
SamsoniteDelilah
02-28-09, 03:24 PM
well... that's gonna give me nightmares. :/
king_of_movies_316
02-28-09, 05:59 PM
I think this thread would improve with pictures.
KasperKristensen
02-28-09, 06:02 PM
What are these vaginas everybody keep talking about?
Caitlyn
02-28-09, 07:20 PM
A very different bicycle taxi... (http://www.acttravelwise.org/news/1105)
r3port3r66
02-28-09, 07:29 PM
Cait',
Wouldn't that be considered prostitutuon?
Used Future
02-28-09, 07:29 PM
A very different bicycle taxi... (http://www.acttravelwise.org/news/1105)
Ugh:sick:
Caitlyn
02-28-09, 07:33 PM
Cait',
Wouldn't that be considered prostitutuon?
I guess it would depend on what goes on inside the thing... and I ain't climbing in it to find that out... :nope: :p
r3port3r66
02-28-09, 07:50 PM
...I was just thinkin', 'she's peddeling her pursey...'
MoFo has gotten raaaaandeee lately...I thought we all grew up in the last nine years...now let me start that anus thread....
...I was just thinkin', 'she's peddeling her pursey...'
MoFo has gotten raaaaandeee lately...I thought we all grew up in the last nine years...now let me start that anus thread....
Tell me about it. I'm just waiting for someone to slip up and cross the line so I can close this forsaken thing. ;)
r3port3r66
02-28-09, 08:00 PM
There's one word that might close this whole thread down....
Powdered Water
02-28-09, 08:39 PM
Ha! Fraggle Rock. I love the theme song...
Swedish Chef
02-28-09, 08:43 PM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/vagina_Face.jpg
Iroquois
03-01-09, 09:16 AM
If you have a penis, you just might.
:indifferent:
I would say Mofo has hit an all-time low, but this thread is too hilarious to insult.
Kudos to SC for being ridiculous. :)
bleacheddecay
03-02-09, 03:28 PM
Irises often remind me of a vagina:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/104/061_73102%7EBlack-Iris-Posters.jpg
r3port3r66
03-02-09, 06:38 PM
...a frusty nail?
this thread is teetering on closure...
ok this thread is pointless and starting to go down hill
ok this thread is pointless and starting to go down hill
Starting to? :laugh:
I don't need to say why this thread should just be closed.
Not at all. I don't mind a topic that stirs everyone up. If you have a look I've started a few myself. But this .. it just doesn't go anywhere there is nothing to discuss, its boring and pretty immature.
Not at all. I don't mind a topic that stirs everyone up. If you have a look I've started a few myself. But this .. it just doesn't go anywhere there is nothing to discuss, its boring and pretty immature.
...and yet, here you are dicussing it.
Poem/Prayer by Priva
Dear Vagina,
How are you doin' today? It has been a long time since I slid the hand mirror down to see what you have been up to. Believe me, I am as lonely as you are. No one even looks in my eyes to know how I am doing :) Do we care? Well, maybe we do...
As I promised you long back that I will not let just anyone use you as a dustbin to come and dispose of his trash, I have been keeping up to it. However, I guess I am making my mind go through a lot of *****. It is as restless as you are at rest.
I will be there for you 'coz you have always been there for me. I treasure you. You make me feel like a woman. You give me the high when I am feeling low. Yes babe, I hear you and yes, I miss him too...
Powdered Water
03-02-09, 11:16 PM
That Mark. He's an interesting dude, is he not?
Oh, how I wish this thread would die. My attempts to project an air of respectability are futile as long as the word "Vaginas" is plastered all over the site's home page.
Powdered Water
03-02-09, 11:21 PM
How about we give this thread some credibility. I give you now...
The top ten movie vaginas. (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/01/ten_movie_vaginas.html)
linespalsy
03-02-09, 11:26 PM
i think wee need to start the vagina box or is that redundant?
ba-boom-bump!
undercoverlover
03-04-09, 03:13 PM
I think we should just face facts...
vaginas are funny
I think we should just face facts...
vaginas are funny
I think we should just face facts...
vaginas (look) funny
undercoverlover
03-04-09, 03:22 PM
considering you're the one who made the 'chicks in underwear' thread you're being a real killjoy and kind of a pain in the a$$
mikeython1
03-04-09, 03:23 PM
I think Vaginas (look) beautiful.
Tell me what you actually discuss here ? Is this just a joke ?
mikeython1
03-04-09, 03:48 PM
I was under the assumption this whole thread was a joke. :p
Maybe we should start a fart thread too
undercoverlover
03-04-09, 03:59 PM
if you don't like this thread stop being a douchebag and don't post here, it's not rocket science.
Sorry to have bothered you fine gentlemen
spudracer
03-04-09, 04:18 PM
Oh how I cringe when I see this thread on top of everything else. Yet, here I am, adding fuel to the fire.
Sexy Celebrity
03-04-09, 06:35 PM
If you want to close my "Vaginas", then please close my "Vaginas".
A lot of people seem to be having fun by coming in "Vaginas" here, but if it's getting too raunchy, then by all means, close "Vaginas".
I know that I personally can live without my "Vaginas"... I think you all know that, already.
Maybe we should start a fart thread too
Maybe we should use the search function and find there already is a fart thread.
Favorite fart scene (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=10589&highlight=fart)
spudracer
03-04-09, 08:11 PM
If you want to close my "Vaginas", then please close my "Vaginas".
A lot of people seem to be having fun by coming in "Vaginas" here, but if it's getting too raunchy, then by all means, close "Vaginas".
I know that I personally can live without my "Vaginas"... I think you all know that, already.
Talk about playing on a word. I'm not suggesting that we close your Vaginas...I think we just need to clean up your Vaginas. :D
Sexy Celebrity
03-04-09, 08:21 PM
Talk about playing on a word. I'm not suggesting that we close your Vaginas...I think we just need to clean up your Vaginas. :D
How do you suggest we clean Vaginas? What is in Vaginas that needs to be removed? Is it a job that takes five minutes or would it possibly take several hours?
I guess it all depends on the amount of people that's been in Vaginas, right? How many would you say have been in Vaginas? 20? 15? More than that? Less than that?
But, I'm looking in Vaginas right now... OMG, you're absolutely right. Filthy! Disgusting! Where did all of this come from?
Mods, you might wanna take care of Vaginas. I just know that you're gonna get your hands dirty.
spudracer
03-05-09, 12:03 AM
How do you suggest we clean Vaginas?...
Oh you know this site would be so boring without you here.
The Spirit
03-05-09, 01:20 AM
I also am a fan of said organ.
Oh you know this site would be so boring without you here.
I agree. Thank you SC.
I'd like to end my statement with afew simple words.
VAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINAVAGINA
if you don't like this thread stop being a douchebag and don't post here, it's not rocket science.
Thank God!
I'm not very good at math.
Simple Geometry works for me.
Iroquois
03-05-09, 04:50 AM
If you want to close my "Vaginas", then please close my "Vaginas".
A lot of people seem to be having fun by coming in "Vaginas" here, but if it's getting too raunchy, then by all means, close "Vaginas".
I know that I personally can live without my "Vaginas"... I think you all know that, already.
Judging by the looks of things, people really like coming in "Vaginas".
I think this thread is hilarious :yup:
There is a new supper hero in town,
IMAGE REMOVED
Feel free to name him yourself :laugh:
I prefer a trimmed Halloween mask.
of course, its a man underneath there..
no woman would wear that out in public... we keep ours under wraps..
That last image was a bit much. Images that remind us of vaginas are technically okay (though clearly eyeing the line), but images of people with fake/sculpted vaginas and the like is a bit too far. It's really no different from a drawing of one, which we wouldn't allow, either.
I don't like the idea of closing a thread down simply because it's, well, kinda tasteless, but let's keep it light and unexplicit. :)
images of people with fake/sculpted vaginas and the like is a bit too far
Not to mention downright revolting to look at. :sick: I nearly lost my cookies.
KasperKristensen
03-05-09, 03:47 PM
Do you approve of the term; Vajayjay?
This thing has run its course. I am getting rid of it!
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