MoFo Baby Picture Thread

[Sir Toose]

Okay, I'll start... I'm the little one :D

[sadesdrk]

oooooh, fun! I love baby pics. My mom has tons. I'll work on getting them in this week.
How cute are you, Toose? Awwww...baby Toose.

[patti]

...looks kinda like alfalfa.:p



i need a scanner.:(

[Yoda]

I hope I can find this one picture of me, and get it scanned in. It's got me drinking a bottle of apple juice and sort of posing. I look damned cute. Or at least, I think I do. Great thread idea, BTW, Toose.

[sadesdrk]

Here's two of me. One by myself and one with my mom and my great uncle. My mom had me when she was 17...yowza! Anyhoo...

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by Sexy Celebrity
Me during the summer of 1984.

HOLY SHYTE!
I can't even mention on this board what I was doing in 1984!! :eek:







:D

[The Silver Bullet]

You weren't doing anything worth mentioning at all, were you Toose?

:laugh:

[BrodieMan]

MoFo babies! just like muppet babies were to muppets...... they were.... um.... them as babies...

[patti]

Originally posted by Toose

HOLY SHYTE!
I can't even mention on this board what I was doing in 1984!! :eek:
:D

probably similar to what i was doing....i'm a few years older than you, but i was a late bloomer. :laugh:

i was highschool class of 82......our class slogan upon graduation......ahem.....was........."have a brew with 82".
yeegads :blush: :rotfl:

[BrodieMan]

i was walking for the first time. probably gettin my baby groove on.

[patti]

i've seen a movie of me not just walking but running at 9 months. ....... thought maybe my daughter would follow in the same footsteps so to speak...but that kinda thing isn't necessarily genetic. ;)

[BrodieMan]

awww... :D that's cute.

[Yoda]

There's a video of me trying to walk my Uncle Mike's dog Buster when I was, I dunno, 7 or something. He was this hyper little pitbull-esque thing. He dragged me all around...he'd turn one way, and then the other, and I'd just be getting pulled around via the leash. My grandparents were watching and laughing their a**es off. Wish I still had that tape...maybe it's around somewhere...

[Austruck]

That tape's around, Commish. We can dig it out if you really want to.

Oh, and that horrible "pit bull" dog that dragged your a$$ around was, in reality, just a Sharpei.

LOL! Wussie boy! (And yes, his grandparents just stood there watching this dog yank him around the yard, and laaaaaaughed. And so did all of us.)

Anybody want baby pics of Commish? I got a million of 'em! Even at minutes old!!

Linda
a.k.a. Commish-Mom

[patti]

sounds like a childhood memory of mine of a neighbors vicious dog that threatened to tear us apart as we passed daily on the sidewalk :eek: ......i think it was just a barking beagle. :laugh:

[BrodieMan]

wow, are you seriously commish's mom? no way. :D and you like the naked gun movies. how cool is that? :)

[Austruck]

Heck yeah, I'm Commish's mom. And heck yeah, I like the Naked Gun movies.

Where do you think Commish gets his weird sense of humor? From his weird parents, of course. Oh, and his weird grandparents. His grandmother (my mom) loves Pink Floyd and Joe Walsh and used to drive a Fiero till last year when the transmission finally died. Go figger.

[spudracer]

Originally posted by patti
i was highschool class of 82......our class slogan upon graduation......ahem.....was........."have a brew with 82".
yeegads :blush: :rotfl:

I was born that year...

[Austruck]

TWT was negative-two that year. :)

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by Austruck
TWT was negative-two that year. :) Awww...negative-two. :blush: Chris...:love:

[patti]

i just wanted to thank all my wonderful Mofo buddies for not putting any focus whatsoever on the fact that i'm FIVE THOUSAND YEARS OLD!!!!!!

:laugh:

chris was negative two....that's funny. he was just a glint in austruck's eye. ;)

[Austruck]

Yup, he went from being a glint in my eye, to a pain in my a$$.

JUST KIDDING! (The joke was too easy to pass up. It was right there, tempting me.....temppppppttttttiiiinnnngggg me.)

[BrodieMan]

pink floyd is awesome! :D i just got the "more" soundtrack today. the nile song is now one of my favorites. chris, tell your grandma she's cool.

austruck - feel free to share some REAAAAALLLY embarassing stories.... :D



or not... it's up to you.

;)

[patti]

Originally posted by Austruck
Yup, he went from being a glint in my eye, to a pain in my a$$.

:rotfl:

mind if i borrow that one sometime? :p

[BrodieMan]

no way you're really that old! :) i'm only 2,378 and you aren't that much older than me.

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by patti


probably similar to what i was doing....i'm a few years older than you, but i was a late bloomer. :laugh:

i was highschool class of 82......our class slogan upon graduation......ahem.....was........."have a brew with 82".
yeegads :blush: :rotfl:

I was class of 85 and I don't remember much about it all :D. I do remember our class song was Open Arms by Journey. I also remember that I had a 1976 Volkswagon Rabbit that I got in trade for a Yamaha YZ250 dirt bike that I got in trade for laying a coat of pearl lacquer over my buddy's 64 Mustang (I worked in a spray booth). That stupid VW had no floor, it was from Michigan and it was rusted halfway up the doors. I could watch the roadkill under my feet as I sped by. Pretty convenient way to dispose of those empty beer cans (that is a joke, I am environmentally responsible).

That does remind me though... in Texas, I could drink at 18 AND I could have an open container in the car. EVERYONE back then drove around drinking beer and wine coolers...I kid you not.

I'm on a roll here... stream of consciousness... know what else I remember in my lifetime? I remember going to the courthouse with my mother at about age 5 in upstate NY. There were 2 water fountains... one marked "colored". I remember asking my mother what colored water was. Pretty insane huh? Stop and think about how much has happened in the world in the past 100 years and it'll blow your mind. Equal rights for human beings has only been recognized for 40 something years... and in some backwater places is still not recognized. I know some folks from Georgia who still use the "N" word in regular conversation. They talk of the "N" man they hire to do odd jobs and the "N" maid they have and in their part of the world it's still normal. The black folks don't take offense (at least outwardly) to it... it's just everyday life.

How in the hizell I got off on that I don't know. Anyways, I'll talk at y'all. Do think about everything that's happened within your time here on the rock... you might be amazed if you really think about it.

[Yoda]

Dang. And to think I'll be telling my kids about September 11th. And just as I don't fully appreciate Vietnam, they'll probably feel the same way about that.

I remember a few things from early childhood. I remember driving by a prison in the car with my family. I asked them what it was. My dad said "That's where bad people go." I said "Is Michael Dukakis in there?" I also remember watching the 1992 election on TV.

[spudracer]

I remember when I was little I had a "Where's The Beef?" shirt. I used to have a picture of me in it, but don't know where it has gone...

[Sir Toose]

Very true. I still remember studying cases for Dr. Ware's criminal law class in the library with my walkman (new technology at that time) on and listening to the news of the Challenger going down during takeoff. I remember Nixon on TV talking about "vietnam" and having no clue what it was about. I remember being uneasy about the Iran hostage situation and voting the first time for Reagan. I lost a friend to "Gulf War disease" and I remember being terrified of being drafted bc I didn't want to go through the same thing. I remember lengthy conversations with my older cousins and uncles who served in vietnam and the stories of war they told and how those stories changed dramatically when I heard my friends discuss their service in Iraq. Hand to hand combat became a thing of the past. My friend was in the 82nd airborne, the first company deployed into Baghdad. He told me of being terrified that he would actually have to kill another human being... maybe with bullets or maybe with bayonet. He told me of being so very surprised when the opposition forces simply laid down their arms and gave up and the almost comraderie the US soldiers felt with the Iraqui soldiers. The world is an amazing place.

[WhiteRabbit]

Here I am in all my glory.

[BrodieMan]

awww....... :)

[Austruck]

Okay, I'll put TWT's baby picture here where it belongs.

Here's our own Commish, about two hours old.

[Yoda]

Gotta bump this one, for some of the newer folks. :)

[jrs]

Hey I just noticed this thread.....expect pics of me ya'll !!!!!!!!!!!

[r3port3r66]

Hey I just noticed this thread.....expect pics of me ya'll !!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for bumping this one up guys! Chris, that's a really nice picture. Thanks for sharing that with all of us Linda! It's very touching. It also looks as if Yoda is trying to talk already--at 2 hours old!

[Austruck]

LOL, r66, I hadn't thought of that, but it does fit, doesn't it?

He was an alert little sweetie even from minute 1. A great day then (coming up on 19 years ago!) -- and he's the kind of personality who never disappoints to this day. Can't take too much credit for him, though. He was born the way he is.

[MyRobotSuit]

Who is TWT ?

[Gracie]

Damn you Chris! You raise the bar in mom's eyes and you're first-born! How am I supposed to compete with that? ;D

[Austruck]

Oh, that's rich, Gracie! Like this is a competition or something? LOL! You and I both know you're much wittier than Chris was at your age, right? (wink wink)

Plus, later I'll put up a MUCH cuter picture of YOU when you were little. (You probably know which one -- the family classic.)

[MyRobotSuit]

http://www.miniontv.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/thebaby.jpg

[nebbit]

http://www.miniontv.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/thebaby.jpg

Very cute Mini Minion :eek:

[Nikki]

Wow, has Anne Rice written about you yet? Female vampires are sexy. :yup:

oh yeah............. :D

[Austruck]

Here's the promised baby picture of GRACIE. She was about five months old here. Her first Christmas picture....Sorry about the bad scan.

[Austruck]

Don't I just have the cutest kids??

[Golgot]

Ahhh, so sweet :)

But don't they age fast? She's only five months old there, but she looks like a dame from the fourties! [did the starch in her clothes hold her in that standing position btw? ;)]

But waaaaaaah, can't upload my own squidgy mug :bawling: . Anyone know how to shake the attachments thing so what you want drops out?

EDIT:

aha, just made it smaller. What they hey, i was a babby anyway ;) Cheers Auchestrator ;)

[Austruck]

Make sure that once you browse for the file, that you click the "Add Attachment" button to the right, and THEN the "All Done" button below. I didn't click both the first time and nothing happened.

Hope that helps.

P.S. I was holding her up behind her back for that picture. She was sitting up. The photographer kept trying a regular picture with no thumb, but she was too fast for him every time. We finally agreed that it was far better the way *she* wanted it. :)

[Mary Loquacious]

The photographer kept trying a regular picture with no thumb, but she was too fast for him every time. We finally agreed that it was far better the way *she* wanted it. :)

Isn't that always the way it goes? :D

Your babies were/are very cute, BTW. Everybody say it with me: "Awwww..." ;)

[Golgot]

Isn't that always the way it goes? :D

Your babies were/are very cute, BTW. Everybody say it with me: "Awwww..." ;)

Better than a bawling-baby photo anyday ;)

And ahhhhh, ain't we all little miracles (i love the way everyone's still surprised by kids growing, even tho we all know it happens. Even wise old heads say "my haven't you grown" in that twinkle-eyed shocked way. Reality following its long term plans-to-be is such a cool lesson in time-weaving, n'est pa? [****, how did i end up so pretentious? ;)])

[Austruck]

Pretentious, maybe. True, yes.

Love the pic, Golgot. You were a cutie, and apparently a happy one too. Thanks for sharing it. (Since I dunno what you look like NOW, this is my only mental picture of you now.)

And Mary, yes, they're always fidgety for pictures. Even as teenagers. :rolleyes:

[Mary Loquacious]

Love the pic, Golgot. You were a cutie, and apparently a happy one too. Thanks for sharing it.

Yes--so cute!

If I had the know-how, I'd love to put a little speech-bubble on that pic, with happy, owl-eyed Baby Gol saying, "Genetic modification is bad!" ;D


And Mary, yes, they're always fidgety for pictures. Even as teenagers. :rolleyes:

I've heard that the judicious use of tasers can calm them down...

[Austruck]

I've heard that the judicious use of tasers can calm them down...

Judicious? Why take the chance? Full-throttle, baby.

[Mary Loquacious]

Judicious? Why take the chance? Full-throttle, baby.

Full-throttle might rend them comatose.

But, then again, they're always cutest when they're sleeping, right? :D

[Golgot]

Pretentious, maybe. True, yes.

Love the pic, Golgot. You were a cutie, and apparently a happy one too. Thanks for sharing it. (Since I dunno what you look like NOW, this is my only mental picture of you now.)

And Mary, yes, they're always fidgety for pictures. Even as teenagers. :rolleyes:

heheheh, cheers (think i'll stay in the seventies for now tho on the piccie front. Would'nt want you to see my more sarcastic modern smile just yet ;))

it's weird on the smiling thing - but i'm almost always beaming like a loon in my babby pics. I have this totally surreal memory tho which might explain it a bit. I'm sure i've back edited this - but this is what i remember happening when i was six.... I was remembering a time when i'd been in the bath [to me it seemed like just the other day], and i was wondering why the bath water had been so low. In the memory, I was chewing on ("my") wooden fish, and then something caught my attention (everything was blurry round the edges, like i could only really absorb info right in the middle of my view, not periphary stuff) - it was the familiar looking black-n-silver camera (i.e. familiar to my six year old memory as a camera, i dare say), sported by my pa, with my ma behind his shoulder grinning at me like a loon ;) And her face just meant "goodness" to me at that time. That's the word that my six-year-old head gave me to describe it. I smiled coz i'd seen goodness.

In this six-year-old memory i now/still have access to (the other one has been reworked to death really. I have vague glimpses/grasps of the blurriness around the vision and my ma's face, but that's about it. When i try to thinking about it i get the actual photo more than anything)... i then saw the photo in question, and was flipped out to realise that it was a memory from so far before (i.e. at about ten months old). Now, it would make more sense if the photo triggered the memory, and i then came out of the reverie and then looked at the photo again and twigged. That's more likely what happened.

Either way, memories eh? Funny old world ;)

[Golgot]

If I had the know-how, I'd love to put a little speech-bubble on that pic, with happy, owl-eyed Baby Gol saying, "Genetic modification is bad!" ;D


:) ;)

[nebbit]

Here's the promised baby picture of GRACIE. She was about five months old here. Her first Christmas picture....Sorry about the bad scan.

Now that is a cute baby :D

[nebbit]

:) ;)

Very nice baby photos, Now could you post the one with horns :eek:

[Golgot]

Very nice baby photos, Now could you post the one with horns :eek:

Nebbie! This is a respectable site! I'm not posting any of my horny photos :nope: ;)

[nebbit]

Nebbie! This is a respectable site! I'm not posting any of my horny photos :nope: ;)


:bawling:

[Gracie]

*scribbles out the pic of her with a ballpoint pen* :D

[Golgot]

*scribbles out the pic of her with a ballpoint pen* :D

What's wrong with the piccie? Darlin, everyone looks chubby at that age ;) Don't you go getting all i-wanna-have-j-lo's-waist-and-britney's-brests on us now ;)

[Austruck]

Gracie, that picture is a family classic! Everyone loves that picture! Okay, so you're taller than I am now and don't have those baby cheeks any more! You were a cutie then, and you're a grown-up cutie now!

So there. ;D

[Gracie]

What's wrong with the piccie? Darlin, everyone looks chubby at that age ;) Don't you go getting all i-wanna-have-j-lo's-waist-and-britney's-brests on us now ;)

:laugh: No, it's not that. But now that you mention it, I look like the mascot for Goodyear tires. :eek: But seriously, I pity Jennifer Lopez. She weighs the same as a double cheesburger from McDonalds, and she's older and taller than me. Anyone who does want J-Lo's waist and Britney Spears's bust size usually types like this: OMG!!11 LYK,, BRITTNYE IS SOOOO HO++!!111 I WNAT TO BEE JUTS LIEK HERe!!!11

[Golgot]

OMG!!11 LYK,, BRITTNYE IS SOOOO HO++!!111 I WNAT TO BEE JUTS LIEK HERe!!!11

Heheheh. Alright, well just tell your ma to stop holding you up while you're sitting at the keyboard ;) [i'm thinking about one of those spinning executive chairs, or a little set of steps maybe, so i can shake my thang while writing my brain-spam ;) Drumming my feet on the floor just starts neighbour wars :rolleyes: )

[Gracie]

Heheheh. Alright, well just tell your ma to stop holding you up while you're sitting at the keyboard ;) [i'm thinking about one of those spinning executive chairs, or a little set of steps maybe, so i can shake my thang while writing my brain-spam ;) Drumming my feet on the floor just starts neighbour wars :rolleyes: )

You just got me grounded. :rolleyes: Not that I go outside anyway. Too busy drawing and talking to you guys. You're addictive. *staples a sign that says "WARNING: ADDICTIVE" to everyon's fore heads*

[Golgot]

You just got me grounded. :rolleyes: Not that I go outside anyway. Too busy drawing and talking to you guys. You're addictive. *staples a sign that says "WARNING: ADDICTIVE" to everyon's fore heads*

:rotfl:

Ow!

Erm, i think you just got you grounded, but thanks for putting it down to me - I always like to be at the source of rebellions ;) :rolleyes: - You're ma's in a mood with me too - tell her i'm staying in and twiddling my thumbs in sympathy ;) [gah - must sleep soon - work tomorrow. But the staples woke me up gosh-darn-it]

Ah, and i remember your drawing styles. I saw a website you recommended. But to capture all their curves for real you've gotta get out and run with those wolves occasionally. Don't worry, you'll be out playing with the packs again soon enough ;)

[Gracie]

:rotfl:

Ow!

Erm, i think you just got you grounded, but thanks for putting it down to me - I always like to be at the source of rebellions ;) :rolleyes: - You're ma's in a mood with me too - tell her i'm staying in and twiddling my thumbs in sympathy ;) [gah - must sleep soon - work tomorrow. But the staples woke me up gosh-darn-it]

Ah, and i remember your drawing styles. I saw a website you recommended. But to capture all their curves for real you've gotta get out and run with those wolves occasionally. Don't worry, you'll be out playing with the packs again soon enough ;)

It was Goldenwolfen.com, if I know myself well enough. Yeah, those pictures are absolutely amaczing. I try not to go there too often so I don't completely lose hope on ever being able to draw half as well.

[Golgot]

only way you'll get there is by wanting too ;) you go girl :)

[Austruck]

Awww, Golgot, there's no way I could be in a "mood" with someone as cute as you were as a baby!

:D

[Golgot]

Awww, Golgot, there's no way I could be in a "mood" with someone as cute as you were as a baby!

:D

Heheheh. I'll have to keep posting impish youthful photos then to keep myself in favour ;) :)

[nebbit]

Now that is cute. :yup:

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Tea, that pic is so sweet!

Golgot, great story about remembering that old photo being taken. I have a very similar memory of this one being snapped. My mom took it and I remember being really curious about the camera, and mom kind of setting up this shot. I still think it's a hilarious pic though.

[nebbit]

Another cute one :D

[totalacid1]

here is a pic my babys

4 boys and 2 girls

:furiousdevil: 666 :furiousdevil:

[r3port3r66]

They're cute! What are they?

[Godsend]

They're cute! What are they?

Babies :cool:

I think their Rhinos

I wish I had a scanner. You can see the infamous me.

Sadly :(

[totalacid1]

they are baby rats here are some more of them a little older

:furiousdevil: 666 :furiousdevil:

[nebbit]

Ummmmm Errrrrrrrr nice rats, if you like rats, me I'm scared of them :eek:

[chicagofrog]

my baby:

http://www.turtletails.net/frog/nlf1_01.jpg

[Richard Hell]

here is mine

[nebbit]

How can he be yours Frank, he looks human :kiss:

[Anonymous Last]

I got my scanner working so that I could infest this board with mugs of myself...

Here's the tiny me...
http://photobucket.com/albums/v502/ANONYMOUSLAST/th_d972d9d4.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/v502/ANONYMOUSLAST/th_475ada97.jpg

[2wrongs]

CUTE!!
I love the matching outfit. You're a hip kid!

[nebbit]

Here's the tiny me...
http://photobucket.com/albums/v502/ANONYMOUSLAST/th_d972d9d4.jpg

Nice six pac ;) ummmmm errrrrrr what a cute kid :D

[Anonymous Last]

Nice six pac ;) ummmmm errrrrrr what a cute kid :D

Nice!

[2wrongs]

Nice six pac ;) ummmmm errrrrrr what a cute kid :D
ew.
you winked at a picture of a child...

[Anonymous Last]

Stop it!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Nice wheels, baby.

[Anonymous Last]

Nice wheels, baby.

That was my Pop's Caddy.

[LillyVon]

ew.
you winked at a picture of a child...

:laugh: :laugh: Funny chick!!!

[MovieMaker5087]

Here's my baby pic.

I'm the one Santa's holding (duh). The people on the left are my mother and sister (if their hair and clothes don't scream out "out of fashion 80's", then I don't know what does) and the people on the right are my two cousins from Tennessee (Yee haw!).

Anywho, enjoy.

[LillyVon]

I'm going to try this to show you all my two babies (I'll have to find my own baby photos tonight).

First baby is named Ripley (yes, after Alien fame) and next baby is called Clive. All I can say is... oooooooooohhhhh baby!!!!!

[nebbit]

Here's my baby pic..

Well you are soooooo adorable :D

Lilly love your babies :randy:

[2wrongs]

I'm going to try this to show you all my two babies (I'll have to find my own baby photos tonight).

First baby is named Ripley (yes, after Alien fame) and next baby is called Clive. All I can say is... oooooooooohhhhh baby!!!!!
Lil,
I was looking at the photo with you and the (baby talk) fuzzy wuzzy kitty and I must say, for whatever reason, you totally look Australian! I can almost hear that accent!

[LillyVon]

Lil,
I was looking at the photo with you and the (baby talk) fuzzy wuzzy kitty and I must say, for whatever reason, you totally look Australian! I can almost hear that accent!

Wow, thanks. Good on ya mate. Fair dinkum. Bloody beauty mate! It'll be right. True blue. :D If you thought THAT was Australian - check me out lawn bowling just down near Sydney Harbour. Yes - I'm all class!

[nebbit]

check me out lawn bowling just down near Sydney Harbour. Yes - I'm all class!

You look nice with blonde hair, give up the ciggies :yup:

[LillyVon]

You look nice with blonde hair, give up the ciggies :yup:

Thanks Nebbit! I might stick with blonde for a while. Ciggies - mmmm, you and my mum would like that, but I don't smoke a lot - basically at night or with friends having a drink. Besides... it's cool! ;) ;)

[Anonymous Last]

Here's another little mug shot of myself eating breakfast.

My dad cared for my nutrition...see the Mountain Dew or as my daughter would call it, "green soda."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/ANONYMOUSLAST/78165f6b.jpg