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meatwadsprite
01-26-09, 03:31 PM
My favorite films have really changed since my last list , I've found a lot of new favorites that you may have never even heard of - so lets get this on moving.

100. Paul Blart : Mall Cop

http://i40.tinypic.com/33wmg7o.jpg http://i41.tinypic.com/2ugmp8n.jpg

This is Kevin James like I've never seen him before , he embodies his role as a mall enforcer so well - this high flying action/comedy never fails to make me laugh.

99. Transporter 3

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Jason Statham's finale to his Transporter trilogy is a high note for the series. It ties everything the Transporter movies do right , into one well rounded package.

98. Gran Torino

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:GMM_nLjaPYKjBM:http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/gran-torino-fl-poster-full.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:hLWg_dMajCR6ZM:http://blog.silive.com/entertainment_impact_tvfilm/2008/12/large_12-11torino.jpg

Clint Eastwood's breathtaking end to his acting career , is one of the most realistic and chilling movies I have seen. I was in tears during the tragic ending.

97. Hitch

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:UTgWHlpGTPpQmM:http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/hitch.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:faI-H2PUPP8dlM:http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/04/hitch_wideweb__430x292.jpg

I believe Will Smith is one of the greatest working actors of our time , even if Hitch is one of his weaker performances - it's story makes up for the holes in Smith's flawed (but beautiful) performance.

96. Roll Bounce

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:10OGnGx3HuAiSM:http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Roll%2520Bounce%2520DVD%2520Contest%2520Bow_Wow%2520%2520Nick_Cannon%2520Mike_Epps.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:MwnKXgm4ZiGXzM:http://www.bigfanboy.com/pages/interviews/bowwow/thegangatrink.jpg

The best skating movie I've ever seen , hands down. Bow Wow shows how much he has matured as an actor since his earlier role in Like Mike.

95. Dawn of the Dead (2004)

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Snyder's retelling of the dated original film , is way faster and much more violent. It just goes to prove that Zack Snyder will only change Watchmen for the best.

94. Stranger than Fiction

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One of Will Ferrell's few serious roles , he gives his all and proves that he could very well be one of the best kept dramatic secrets.

93. Attack Force

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Seagal has probably starred in the most amount of amazing action movies , even more so than the greats like Schwarzenegger , Willis , and Smith. Attack Force proves that he's still in the game and we can keep looking forward to his next action extravaganza.

92. Rebound

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Martin Lawrence plays this utterly hilarious basketball coach , I don't know how anyone could not laugh their ass off at this one. It also becomes more serious near the end and has a very good message.

91. The Black Knight

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The 2008 remake The Dark Knight was nowhere near the 2001 original , it's another movie with Lawrence - but this time he goes back in time and has to become a knight. He's a great character actor , you could put this man in any situation (Bad Boys 2) and he would make it funny.

90. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:XtK40sH1MOoWHM:http://www.releaseinfo.net/ri/cover/new_velka/1172569634-harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire_ver7.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:iiBCR4c-zLKC6M:http://www.reellifewisdom.com/files/images/harry%2520potter%2520and%2520the%2520goblet%2520of%2520fire.jpg

This series is among my favorites , the fourth installment brings up the intensity from the previous ones - but sacrifices the amazing story telling of it's predecessors.


more to come ...

MovieMan8877445
01-26-09, 03:35 PM
Good list so far I guess, mainly for Gran Torino and Dawn Of The Dead being on there. Paul Blart would never make it anywhere near my top 100 though.

mark f
01-26-09, 03:46 PM
Cute, meaty, but not as funny as valeriewriter.

How many of those films have you actally watched? :cool:

MovieMan8877445
01-26-09, 03:52 PM
Cute, meaty, but not as funny as valeriewriter.

How many of those films have you actally watched? :cool:

lol, I remember her, her reviews were so funny to read.

meatwadsprite
01-26-09, 04:26 PM
Cute, meaty, but not as funny as valeriewriter.

awwwww man , well she is a master

Powdered Water
01-26-09, 06:21 PM
. . . has matured as an actor since his earlier role in Like Mike... Good stuff Meat.

I though you sort of liked Gran Torino?

TheUsualSuspect
01-27-09, 12:00 AM
I was thinking Paul Blart...really? Then I saw Roll Bounce and fell to the floor laughing.

Iroquois
01-27-09, 12:04 AM
I'm fairly convinced that this is a joke - then again, the write-ups for Gran Torino and Dawn of the Dead do seem somewhat convincing.

meatwadsprite
01-27-09, 02:09 AM
89. Transporter 2

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:0IfRejMdH7EsUM:http://paisley.presys.com/graphics/transporter2.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:tS8d5bhDYRVwnM:http://www.gogga.com/wp-content/uploads/transporter-2-7.jpg

Statham does it again in this no holds barred fuel ride , it really is the best of the entire series.

88. Evan Almighty

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:-H5hjmk1iBd50M:http://www.ramchandra.me.uk/blog/archives/2007/07/evan_almighty.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:zWIeroJCfjwusM:http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/06/12/evan_almighty.jpg

This is the obvious one that's on everyone's list , but I still wanted it on mine - because it such a great movie. Carrel is somehow able to outdo Jim Carey at his own game.

87. 2001 : A Space Odyssey

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:pdc-hs2V3puJXM:http://www.impawards.com/1968/posters/two_thousand_and_one_a_space_odyssey_ver2.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:UEq_iZuJu0XODM:http://www.altfg.com/Stars/t/2001-a-space-odyssey-wheel.jpg

It took me a couple hundred viewings , but I finally understand the genius of this film now. 2001 is not only about nothing : but also about everything.

86. Daddy Day Care

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:8zCyhIvd2akSwM:http://www.soundtrackcollector.com/images/movie/large/Daddy_day_care_1.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:vga_j48mZJvrNM:http://thecia.com.au/reviews/d/images/daddy-day-care-8.jpg

This picture says it all ^^^^ .....

85. Daddy Day Camp

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:RJLN4OSv4WmNtM:http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/daddydaycamp/international/images/keyart.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:Oy6pNa0iGJQmrM:http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/ba08/DaddyDayCamp.jpg

I really like the continuity in the poster for this movie. I can't say digitally replacing Eddie Murphy's originally R rated performance with Cuba Gooding Jr's more family appropriate one - was that good of a decision though.

84. Surf Ninjas

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An incredibly realistic portrayal of my youth , not to mention awesome fight scenes made by the same team as the Ninja Turtle films.

83. Star Wars : The Clone Wars

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:D34DeZXgxrNeVM:http://goneelsewhere.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/star-wars-clone-wars-poster.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:HKBLzjNUYcwE9M:http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/851/851944/star-wars-the-clone-wars-20080213113822388_640w.jpg

I don't mind the playstation 2 graphics , as long as George Lucas directs - it's a great movie by my standards. Sure it was a disappointing conclusion to the prequel trilogy and maybe it could have been animated by 10 people in a week , but it's worth it to see Darth Sith™.

82. Godzilla (1998)

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:G_CbKaZkfhRZqM:http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/video/godzilla%25201998.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:SSv2ZeVYcaAqtM:http://bookraptor.com/gzlla/godzilla98b.jpg

Much better than the silly Japanese ones , this american retelling of the classic novel - fires on all cylinders.

81. The Shaggy Dog

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I have no idea how they turned Tim Allen into a dog , regardless he is able to use this amazing technique to make a fully captivating movie.

80. Mallrats

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:9uyHsQLlminokM:http://www.impawards.com/1995/posters/mallrats_ver1.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:d3c0arNNhk53HM:http://www.awesomesocks.com/content/binary/mallrats.jpg

Kevin Smith's masterpiece , still stands tall as it did on release day. In this hillarious sequel to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - the two stoners do some really funny stuff at a mall.

TheDOMINATOR
01-27-09, 02:44 AM
I'm very confused.

Caitlyn
01-27-09, 11:49 AM
I'm very confused.

Me too... but I'll still add it to the MoFo Top 100 lists if it is, in fact, his new list of favorites... so, let me know Meat... :D

Iroquois
01-27-09, 12:25 PM
In this list he has 2001 as #87. In my old list I had it as #88. That seems a bit freaky to me.

TheUsualSuspect
01-27-09, 08:15 PM
I remember surf ninjas!!!!

meatwadsprite
01-27-09, 11:47 PM
79. Scary Movie 4

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:otobb9LVWIky6M:http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/scary_movie_four_ver4.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2zxYRs8Qk6PeyM:http://www.maximummovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/ScaryMovie4.jpg

The best of the Waynes Brother films , oh wait - they didn't make this one.

78. White Chicks

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:C-IblqkV2QRhZM:http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/white_chicks.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:XYQCDlTHsea7qM:http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thegenredirector/files/2008/08/white-chicks.jpg

What can I say , I'm a sucker for these high concept movies (guy turned into dog , black men turned into white women , normal house turned into a day care).

77. Baby Mama

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:g2DS8ExQvRWh1M:http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Baby_Mama/baby_mama_movie_poster.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:6FoxtH9OxeNiQM:http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/2008/01/23-End/babymama.jpg

ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

76. Agent Cody Banks 2 : Destination London

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:AL5Pf9HrPGujQM:http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/agent_cody_banks_two.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:Zy4LRKxc384e-M:http://thecia.com.au/reviews/a/images/agent-cody-banks-2.jpg

My second favorite spy movie , although not as good as the original.

75. Catwoman

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One of the better Batman spinoffs , I still prefer The Joker's 100 foot long gun off the Tim Burton one - to Catwoman's powers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmqNMc0IDWE

74. Batman Forever

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Speaking of Batman , this is the movie that cemented Seal's "Kissed By a Rose" into music history.

73. Good Burger

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:orethHYpzr-2pM:http://sirjorge.com/blogx/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/goodburger.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:MtO_b8THUTsZQM:http://videodetective.com/photos/170/007165_24.jpg

Back in the day when 9 out of 10 acclaimed writers worked for Nickelodeon , the masters of screenplay teamed up to deliver this powerfull and moving drama about two guys stuck in a dead end fast food joint (later remade as Clerks 2).

72. Catch that Kid

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:YjEYyKq6-K0p7M:http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/catchthatkid.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:DpMr3zB0Kwk_MM:http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2004_Catch_That_Kid/2004_catch_that_kid_003.jpg

Sure it's the straight to DVD Agent Cody Banks 2 , but I still really enjoyed this one.

71. 3 Ninjas : High Noon at Mega Mountain

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Ninja movies are probably my favorite genre , this is one of the classics.

70. The World is Not Enough

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My favorite spy movie , there are lots of explosions and cool James Bond lines. He also outruns a laser on ice in some crazy thing - I can't even explain it , but it's really something.

MovieMan8877445
01-28-09, 12:12 AM
Yep I'm sure now, it's got to be a joke.

Lennon
01-28-09, 12:15 AM
No it's not!

Lusty Argonian
01-28-09, 12:40 AM
"Kiss from a Rose" is in Batman Forever?

TheUsualSuspect
01-28-09, 12:45 AM
Yes it is and I actually liked Batman Forever.

The Riddler is my favourite Batman villain (from comics) and I'm a Val Kilmer fan.

TheDOMINATOR
01-28-09, 12:50 AM
Catwoman just sealed the deal for me. List = fake/joke.

Lusty Argonian
01-28-09, 12:53 AM
Word, Suspect. Kilmer is awesome. He's probably my second favorite Batman... maybe third. Almost forgot about Adam West.

And Meat did you used to post on the Rotten Tomatoes forum?

Iroquois
01-28-09, 02:59 AM
I remember the days when I thought Good Burger was a great movie.

Harry Lime
01-28-09, 03:03 AM
What a meatwad.

honeykid
01-28-09, 10:46 PM
Yes it is and I actually liked Batman Forever.

The Riddler is my favourite Batman villain (from comics) and I'm a Val Kilmer fan.

I like Batman Forever too, but that's mainly because Drew Barrymore's in it for about 2 minutes and it harks back to the camper siliness of the 60's tv programme, which was much more to my liking.

meatwadsprite
01-29-09, 10:23 PM
69. Beverly Hills Ninja

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Pev-XVTSzAxaaM:http://www.impawards.com/1997/posters/beverly_hills_ninja.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:KLxbJ5S8PrrYnM:http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/DanielStephens/beverly_hills_ninja1.jpg

Another great ninja movie , Chris Farley in one of his strongest performances !

68. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:0v4ylARzFwjyEM:http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304698739.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:nFLtxyXhLNl5rM:http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/T/teenage_mutant_ninja_xl_01--film-B.jpg

Turtles get turned into humans and then on top of that - they are ninjas ! Everything I want in a movie.

67. Ninja Death Squad

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:5mJLXyUHJQasPM:http://image.allmusic.com/00/avg/cov200/drv100/v128/v12867uqnao.jpg

Unfortunately I can't post a second little picture for this one because it would be too graphic for these forums (also there are none on the internet , I wonder why). It is a very under-rated ninja movie , even though it's really a masterpiece.

66. Nine Deaths of the Ninja

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:LJQcGggbK9ISRM:http://snakemasterproductions.com/beta_martial_pics/nine_deaths_ninja.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:hpUaN2ygLJTdlM:http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathsninja/deathsninja1.jpg

This one is about ninjas too ...

65. Doogal

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:KMkXrrxrLI-ugM:http://www.cine2go.com/images/movies/doogal.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:7xOOf3lq3BHFFM:http://www.thegazz.com/blogs/popcult/uploaded_images/_____Doogal-02-720117.jpg

A heartwarming family adventure about an adorable candy-loving mutt who goes on a mission to save the world(imdb)

64. The Seventh Seal

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:lYZ5G7IQoeT-aM:http://www.obsessedwithfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/180px-the_seventh_seal_poster.png http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:l-8hXDgOW-vUVM:http://robertarood.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/seventh-seal130.jpg

When 10 seals are brought to a zoo , a bunch of them get sick before they can do their tricks live for audiences. The seventh seal of the batch is the only well enough to perform and becomes a star - but the success drives him to changing his personality and becoming an arrogant ass : this movie is the rise and fall of the performing seal. When he enters his old years he ponders over his life and walks the earth trying to find meaning when he stumbles upon Morgan Freeman and they make a bucket list.

63. Air Bud

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:qCob_nGs5TYmTM:http://www.impawards.com/1997/posters/air_bud.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:LZC6qnC-Xsu4TM:http://www.rochestergoesout.com/mov/a/airbud2.jpg

Like Seventh Seal , but about a dog who plays basketball instead.

62. Air Bud : Spikes Back

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:F0MaW92HWSqItM:http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/7/28937-large.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:nuFZs4e6WL4ZVM:http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/06/01/air_bud.jpg

Like Air Bud , but he plays soccer , hockey , and tennis in this one.

61. The Punisher

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:e7vKROvTXGYHSM:http://www.mastercomicsearch.com/HeroPage/Punisher/images/PunisherMoviePoster.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:NNOVOh-OJziYXM:http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/punisher-travolta_1082075342.jpg

I've never seen John Travolta on this level before and may never again. His incredible performance sets the tone for this harrowing revenge thriller.

60. Howard the Duck

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:raWMwuVTW4SesM:http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/7f/Howard_the_Duck_(1986).jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:QmXIzJHLGDICUM:http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1904/howardduck1qw2.jpg

George Lucas does it again , an achievement that topples his Star Trek legacy. I heard the duck suit cost 2 million dollars alone (4 times the price of the millennium falcon) and it was worth every penny ! This is also the movie that forced George Lucas into selling his 3D animation company to Steve Jobs - maybe you've heard of Pixar.

Maybe he could have used Pixar to animate his latest Star Wars episode , oh well George I guess that's what happens when you invest in some stupid ****ing duck movie - that is a masterpiece.

Swedish Chef
01-29-09, 10:27 PM
You're ragging on some quality films here, Wad.

How do you feel about The Turtles flick when they go back in time?

Powdered Water
01-29-09, 11:12 PM
I'm not really ashamed to admit that I really like Howard the Duck. Mostly because of some sick stalker thing I had going for Lea Thompson back in the day... but still. She was smokin'. :yup: Probably still is actually.

meatwadsprite
01-30-09, 09:27 AM
You're ragging on some quality films here, Wad.

How do you feel about The Turtles flick when they go back in time?

Turtles going back in time ? That's ridiculous.

Lusty Argonian
01-30-09, 03:08 PM
Turtles going back in time ? That's ridiculous.
Naw, it makes perfect sense, the way they explain it in the movie. Sure, the idea of a time warping scepter on its own is a bit out there but so long as there are an equal number of people on both ends to switch places (in time) well... I dunno, that actually makes a lot of sense to me.

Sedai
01-30-09, 04:52 PM
Well, the kid hated 2001, but he kept on going with it, and now he likes it. I have to give him credit for that.

Joke or not, some of this **** is funny.

Lennon
01-30-09, 07:48 PM
Yeah, some of it's funny. Until you ragged on the Punisher... :mad:

;)

meatwadsprite
02-11-09, 09:33 PM
59. Far Cry

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:DewQbW4Plo3kAM:http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_6/FarCry.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:uL2uhXcGmfj5xM:http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/823/823662/far-cry-20070928010538766.jpg

As you know , the videogame film genre is only bested by the ninja genre. Far Cry director Uwe Boll is one of most acclaimed of all time and it's nice to see another film from him.

58. Ichi the Killer

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:w1QDFaKTHJN_QM:http://www.nipponcinema.com/images/coverart/ichi_the_killer.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:mrYcI87nHgpXeM:http://www.monkeysvsrobots.com/mvsrpm/images/uploads/ichi_the_killer.jpg

Sure director Takashi Miike isn't as good as Uwe Boll , but he has managed to make a better movie than some of Bolls. This is super violent and really gorey , the story doesn't make sense either - it should appeal to the majority of american teens.

57. Kung Fu Hustle

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:MgAkHYH5m6kNTM:http://bombmatt.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kungfughustle.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:Fzt1vn43ruazVM:http://thecia.com.au/reviews/k/images/kung-fu-hustle-2.jpg

As you might have guessed I really hate it when movies try to tell a story , this is a perfect example of just getting down to the fighting scenes. Out of the two hours in this movie , there are only 20 minutes of non-fighting scenes.

56. Grand Theft Auto : Vice City

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:aZBpjq6rbZ_CKM:http://gadget-geek.net/wp-content/uploads/grand-theft-auto-vice-city-for-playstation-0.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:oFpFWV0aoQYYHM:http://game55.cocolog-nifty.com/8888/images/grand_theft_auto_vice_city_129_2.jpg

This is actually a video game , but it deserves a spot on the list just because it pays homage to one of best movies of all time Scarface (not on the list).

55. Popcorn

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:y-bgJbASt2cttM:http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/popcorn-big.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:DlM8PLcWnQ0ZdM:http://onedollardietproject.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/popcorn.jpg

This is also not a movie , but what movie is complete without popcorn ? I give this spot up to pay tribute to popcorn. (an honorable mention goes to carmel popcorn).

54. Furby

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:hPzg4es1nC4SBM:http://www.melissabrunet.com/blogImages/furby.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:7bfux3TF3MGqdM:http://media.ourstory.com/80/00/00/7037dfd226c005020962065a58c91fa19d502aa7/c96293baa078b99b98d7cb43906c4bdc0de6b664.jpg

Remember furbys ?

53. Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ecYhzD49v_PYxM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Scowly/Transformers%2520Movie/transformers_ver7.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:3YpwC7JWbJ1ySM:http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/devastator0408.jpg

Last time I reserved a spot for The Dark Knight and everyone thought I was way ahead of the times for doing it - and now I'm doing it again. Sure I hated the first one , but I have a feeling about this one.

52. Eagle Eye

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:eEOpOXcW1K5zwM:http://www.waltontheatre.org/wt/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/eagleeyeposter_000-350x460.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:9q9m3Okd3-unhM:http://www.fliktalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/eagle_eye_haut.jpg

Shia Laboof steals a rare diamond eagle eye and has to escape an ancient temple protected by traps set up thousands of years before. Then he and Indy have to fight aliens ! It's rare when Steven Speelburg directs a spin-off of his source material , but this revamps the Indiana Jones series much better than the other one George Lucas directed - Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Crystal Kingdom.

51. Fritz the Cat

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:SAN-7ngDV7QYWM:http://www.lojsociety.org/docvideos_files/fritz_the_cat.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:76_M81hBaGASfM:http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/02/fritz.jpg

I tricked my parents into buying this movie for me , it looks like a nice animated cat movie - but really it's a hardcore animated animal porno. Obviously this deserves a spot on any film buff's list.

50. Garfield : The Movie

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:6mV6ugCNyGxZPM:http://paisley.presys.com/graphics/garfield.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:fQVSchD-4ZbfHM:http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2004/11/garfield_4.jpg

Maybe not as erotic as Fritz , but it's much better. Bill Murray delivers his best performance to date ! Also , the animal trainers really deserve credit on this one - how did they get Garfield of all cats to comply with these excruciatingly tough to film scenes.

Lennon
02-11-09, 09:58 PM
Furby's litterally made me fall on the floor laughing.

mark f
02-11-09, 10:02 PM
I hope you didn't hurt yourself... http://www.online-sign.com/signs/warning/thumbs/32.jpg

Iroquois
02-11-09, 11:50 PM
I had to give it rep purely for referencing Vice City.

MovieMan8877445
02-12-09, 12:21 AM
That was the funniest entry yet.

Powdered Water
02-15-09, 01:41 AM
Awww man... I love Kung-Fu Hustle. Oh, well.

Where's the next installment?

TheUsualSuspect
02-15-09, 01:45 AM
I uh...also love...Kung-Fu Hustle

Powdered Water
02-15-09, 01:54 AM
Have you seen Shaolin Soccer yet TUS? Also highly enjoyable :yup:

meatwadsprite
03-07-09, 02:23 PM
49. High School Musical 3

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:VfpjOlgFphDJ1M:http://blog.80millionmoviesfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/high_school_musical_3_poster_no_hotlinking.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ie6UA6b_lBMuAM:http://www.thecitizen.com/~citizen0/files/images2/High-School-Musical-3.jpg

A highly entertaining musical about the struggles of homosexual students in their high school.

48. Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert in 3D

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Tho8HHMyBLQEgM:http://www.celebritywonder.com/wp/Miley_Cyrus_in_Hannah_Montana_and_Miley_Cyrus:_Best_of_Both_Worlds_Concert_Tour_800.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:iwiPyBKfJTIybM:http://www.popcritics.com/wp-content/uploads/miley-cyrus.jpg

I mostly just like the title of this movie and purchasing tickets to it , but she is a very good role model for girls. I think , I just bought the tickets and went to go see something else.

47. Hannah Montana : The Movie

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:RTNRO3rjEjx91M:http://allieiswired.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hannah_montana_the_movie_movie_poster.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:bCjrEivcTWTggM:http://www.filmgecko.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/miley-cyrus-hannah-montana-movie.jpg

The sequel to her 3D concert , answers all the questions you wanted answered from the previous installment and opens up even more for the third and final installment "Hannah Montana : Farmageddon in 3D in IMAX".

46. Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Knockoff The Movie Colon Film for Theaters

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:OK4pNMLYvyJtYM:http://www.impawards.com/2009/posters/jonas_brothers_3d.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:u9C5BQdXvWm56M:http://www.juniorcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jonas-brothers-performing-1-nc1.jpg

I only watched this because of the cameo appearance by Miley Cyrus.

45. Leonard : Part 6

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:CDZ9NPmKPbmwMM:http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Cosby_DVD_box_Leonard_Part_6.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:XLeD0tJTV8Vb8M:http://www.starz.com/titles/LeonardPart6/PublishingImages/leonard_part_6_1987_685x385.jpg

Sure there weren't even 5 movies proceeding this , but it is the pinnacle of Bill Cosby's movie career and for that it is the pinnacle of movie making.

44. Fat Albert

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:0r6YauS-sx8cdM:http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/fat_albert.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:xalhkPza1L2NXM:http://www.sptimes.com/2004/12/27/images/xlarge/FLO_1_ex27fat_200135_1227.jpg

I watch this movie every day.

43. Batman and Robin

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:hmKJ3FPiIw9-UM:http://fetchblog.com/images/batmanandrobin.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:R7Lt7udxGetVxM:http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060302/10845__batman_l.jpg

Before Nolan ruined the series with his terrible reboots , the fourth installment of the Batman legacy reunited George Clooney and The Terminator for a final battle.

42. Jaws 3D

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:DWkb_tlLIUfvmM:http://blogs.fayobserver.com/entertainment/files/2008/12/jaws.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:K1bauUG389ZCjM:http://img.hexus.net/v2/gaming/screenshots_xbox/jaws/jaws1_large.jpg

This is actually Mark's favorite movie , he paid me cash money for me to put it on the list , but it is a masterpiece.

41. Jaws : The Revenge

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z1um41uKhGAfUM:http://a7.vox.com/6a00ccff843972985d00fa967f55df0003-500pi http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:-kp95uJlmvH-OM:http://www.cinemademerde.com/Jaws_Revenge-shark.gif

This is the one where Jaws roars , obviously the best of the bunch.

40. Godzilla 2000

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:CPu0zqjehpOTeM:http://www.impawards.com/2000/posters/godzilla_two_thousand.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PN_M_j-aD2jB0M:http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics/godzilla2000.gif

This is higher on my list because Godzilla would beat Jaws in a fight. He's way stronger and has a fire beam that comes out of his mouth.

n3wt
03-07-09, 06:06 PM
It was funny up untill HSM I hate those dam kids. :yup:

n3wt
03-07-09, 06:09 PM
Good job very amusing dude!

meow_cat
03-07-09, 07:15 PM
This is a pretty funny list. I think that if I died and went to hell, this movie list would be playing over and over on a 51" Sony in full surround sound.

Used Future
03-07-09, 07:42 PM
:laugh: Great work Meatwadsprite, I've really enjoyed reading this, very funny indeed.

meatwadsprite
03-16-09, 02:06 PM
39. Big Momma's House

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:MAgyC-iij81kbM:http://www.currentfilm.com/images3/bigmommadvdcover.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:sP58UmQnFxG-mM:http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/b/Big_Mommas_House_2/sq_martin_reddress.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:sP58UmQnFxG-mM:http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/b/Big_Mommas_House_2/sq_martin_reddress.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:sP58UmQnFxG-mM:http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/b/Big_Mommas_House_2/sq_martin_reddress.jpg

This is a combination of everything I look for in films , a guy dressing up like a woman - and then being super fat some how. Plus , it's Martin Lawrence - I mean what could be better than this ?!

38. Big Momma's House 2

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:-tWRcdHYrZUW6M:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cc/Big_mommas_house_2.jpg/405px-Big_mommas_house_2.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:nDTceo51FrDZiM:http://www.parentpreviews.com/movie-reviews/images/big_mommas_house_2.jpg

Lightning strikes twice in this stellar big momma sequel.

37. Deck the Halls

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:-Cy3LQ1peUU6LM:http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/42/MPW-21217 http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:tJRDumUW_o9ttM:http://www.girl.com.au/img/deck_the_halls1.jpg

From the director of Big Momma's House 2 (but not the first one) , comes this masterpiece of the "christmas comedy" genre.

36. Christmas with the Kranks

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ivtciR8Cvex1nM:http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/christmas_with_the_kranks.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:uMEPzKzMAw0ZzM:http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/c/christmas_with_the_kranks/1.jpg

Reunites the acting couple of Home Improvement to make movie history , with this remake of Deck the Halls which is in fact the movie finale of the Home Improvement television series. Actually this came first , Deck the Halls is a remake of this - but it works the other way too. It's also directed by Tim Roth - actor in such film epics as The Incredible Hulk with Edward Nortan.

35. The Santa Clause

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:7EThfYVGAOaJmM:http://i35.tinypic.com/2h6t1fd.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:Vkv75yGSKGSlWM:http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj181/BernardIsMyHomeboy/normal_THE_SANTA_CLAUSE_2-122.jpg

Tim Allen is the master of christmas cinema , this is his breakout Santa performance !

34. The Santa Clause 3 : The Escape Clause

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:QTKy88e_vuSLmM:http://www.dvds.magicrecorder.co.cc/DVD%2520Covers/25.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:0aEzGogR6cCCaM:http://l.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/i/uk/mov/i/sant3.jpg

Tim Allen must face his own self in this epic finale to the Santa Claus trilogy. Sweeping north pole location cinemetography gives Big Momma's House a run for it's money.

33. The Santa Clause 2

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:KzraSANajh19NM:http://media.movieweb.com/prod/Z/A/x/DVw5lywAU0GZAx_l.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:3TiH3VQgnQKSxM:http://thecia.com.au/reviews/s/images/santa-clause-2-2.jpg

This one caught me off guard by being a highly experimental horror/snuff film. It's deeply disturbing and has been banned in pretty much every country for it's usage of real violence in the action scenes.

32. Wild Hogs

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:m3Cf3Y0dV1_f7M:http://www.ramchandra.me.uk/blog/archives/2007/05/wild_hogs.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ud4xz0lcKDzocM:http://www.foxnews.com/images/266904/0_61_wild_hogs.jpg

This motorcycle epic (later remade as Jack Nicholson's Easy Rider) stars the four giants of acting - Tim Allen , Martin Lawrence , John Travolta , and introducing William H. Macey. Their bikes are really fast and the comedy is really fast too.

31. Jackie Chan's First Strike and Mr. Nice Guy - 2 Pack

http://www.familyvideo.com/catalog/famvid/muze/images/dvd/50/248950.jpg

Two movies for the price of one , they both suck - but it's a great deal ! Thanks for the bang for my buck Jackie !

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/01/14/jackie-chan.jpg

"Owwww my head !"

30. National Security

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:YOJHPi1mZCdvnM:http://www.impawards.com/2003/posters/national_security_verdvd.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:RZYPNHBwj7e0ZM:http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/national_security/_group_photos/martin_lawrence6.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:KM9GwcxlB2CkCM:http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/030116/18120__nationalbop_l.jpg

Can you say "Martin Lawrence" ? This movie is beyond words though ...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7YoYxNpDwPM/STa_bo-0J0I/AAAAAAAAAhY/_iX8slaZRF8/s400/national_security_1.jpg

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics2/natsec1.jpg

http://i1.fc-img.com/CTV02/Comcast_CIM_Prod_Fancast_Image/75/531/1205510013573_20028_0004_408_209.jpg

http://www.independentcritics.com/images/bad%20boys%202%20SPLASH.jpg

meatwadsprite
03-16-09, 02:28 PM
29. Open Season

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:0sZ_FTfMU3nIZM:http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000L22SG6.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:EGSeK__ZcBMAhM:http://www.cgfocus.com/images/article/OpenSeason/Open%2520Season7.jpg

Martin Lawrence

28. Blue Streak

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:vYXWurfxcCCt7M:http://www.impawards.com/1999/posters/blue_streak.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:BmP5xQa2Mx3LDM:http://www.horroria.com/i/nstills/17/17/1717/1717-98078.jpg

Martin Lawrence

27. Bad Boys

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:8kezU9vkfbvmSM:http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/06/bad-boys-movie-poster.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ZHKFS5rKZRQf5M:http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/badboys2.jpg

Martin Lawrence

26. House Party 2

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:TakV3U692nPNuM:http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0780627865.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:Dd97HnWLNl40FM:http://blog.syracuse.com/weekend/2007/10/large_dance-party.jpg

Martin Lawrence

25. Talkin Dirty after Dark

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:WxvX6FFkHXbB4M:http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/section/movies/amg/dvd/cov150/drt200/t262/t26210b33xb.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:CG5WaDIrLkVDaM:http://www.videodetective.com/photos/1034/043450_34.jpg

Martin Martin

24. Life

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:V4lpVGVgt0ft-M:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Life_dvd_movie_cover.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:8KRvR0dgYRu4iM:http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2033/2357456066_64681615ae_o.jpg

Martin Boardgame

23. College Road Trip

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:pR7VDvSAC-6OfM:http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/college-road-trip-300x400.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:gbmLEaTHaKnHxM:http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/College_Road_Trip/college_road_trip_movie_image_martin_lawrence__raven_symon_.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:2u6DJb3x97USjM:http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/College_Road_Trip/college_road_trip_movie_image_martin_lawrence.jpg

Martin

22. Martin

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:dpeYR52NoFTSCM:http://www.tvshowsondvd.net/graphics/news3/MartinS1.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:t8LYszmSkejGCM:http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/68022/1/Martin-The-Complete-Third-Season.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:n7003vvle68qKM:http://www.myurbanmovies.com/moviefiles/Martin%2520season2.jpg

............

21. Little Man

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:UR_RzqaQm0C8AM:http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/6/o/8/littlemanposter.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:0NTmQrO6WefdyM:http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/l/little_man/marlon_wayans_070706/281x211.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:wjjrLUtmHjh9SM:http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Little-Man-movie-07.jpg

Marlon

20. Titanic

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:rY0sdHyhsdZNjM:http://scrapetv.com/News/News%2520Pages/Entertainment/Images/titanic-poster.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:YlNGU1GKcTUFvM:http://www.oscarguy.com/Reviews/Annual/1997/Titanic.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:kKRodmu_CJWa-M:http://www.linuxjournal.com/files/linuxjournal.com/linuxjournal/articles/024/2494/2494f1.png

It sinks

TheUsualSuspect
03-16-09, 04:27 PM
I kind of like Blue Streak. It's the one Martin Lawrence film I can stand.

MovieMan8877445
03-16-09, 05:54 PM
Oh, come on, I loved The Santa Clause as a kid. It's nowhere near that bad.

Iroquois
03-17-09, 12:06 AM
Martin?

http://www.nikitasorokin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/martin.jpg

meatwadsprite
03-17-09, 09:42 AM
That ain't the Martin I know :bored:

TheDOMINATOR
03-17-09, 03:04 PM
LOL. Loving your list, meatwad.

"Martin Lawrence."

"Martin Lawrence."

"Martin Lawrence."

:laugh:

Swan
03-17-09, 09:10 PM
32. Wild Hogs

This motorcycle epic (later remade as Jack Nicholson's Easy Rider) stars the four giants of acting - Tim Allen , Martin Lawrence , John Travolta , and introducing William H. Macey.


I think I just died of laughter.

meatwadsprite
03-18-09, 11:19 PM
19. Sonatine

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:Mj_at5ayVnEpSM:http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_s/sonatine.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:t-xc3fRKx_nZgM:http://www.cinemaisdope.com/news/films/sonatine/sonatine-kitano.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ffDBNrxx0zLShM:http://www.geocities.com/contracampo/sonatine2.jpg

A guy shoots himself and then he sumo wrestles on a beach , it's dumb but it works.

18. Lord of the Rings

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GWFUMeBlPFKQZM:http://www.craftster.org/pictures/data/500/97_35566_0_TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowship.jpg http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:_tfCYzB_GKQVbM:http://www.teako170.com/rings_1.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:7LqhfTqSzxy5SM:http://www.greatpriceshere.com/Images/lord-of-the-rings.jpg

This 1978 animated film tells the story of three hobbits , a dwarf , an elf , a wizard , and two humans , and a lord of the rings. Then they have to go to a volcano or something , I forget.

17. Hot Fuzz

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:675TLMgh8zGCgM:http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Hot_Fuzz/hot_fuzz_poster_one_sheet_s.jpg http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:nEs3bPiPO3tp0M:http://www.sbbfc.co.uk/images/hot-fuzz-insert-caption-433.jpg http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:0Jx56LbXXhhAuM:http://www.exposure.net/images/mw428/205/Hot%2520Fuzz.jpg

This comedy masterpiece was originally filmed in the 1930's in black and white with no audio. Even though it lacks the common elements we always get with modern movies - it still enjoyable for it's limitations.

16. The Dark Knight

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This one is really cool and has action scenes.

15. Die Hard

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This is a really cool action movie with shooting scenes (later remade as Die Hard 2)

14. Hot Fuzz

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Really funny action/comedy from the guys who brought you Dawn of the Dead (also on the list).

13. Hot Fuzz

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This documentary about the making of Die Hard is an action comedy film about director George Romero's zombie classic Dawn of Dead (2004).

12. The Game Plan

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Yep , The Rock is a football player - this is unlike any movie have ever seen in my entire career as a film critic.

11. Gridiron Gang

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A football movie with The Rock wrestling people.

10. Hot Fuzz

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Nicholas Angel is the finest cop London has to offer, with an arrest record 400% higher than any other officer on the force. He's so good, he makes everyone else look bad. As a result, Angel's superiors send him to a place where his talents won't be quite so embarrassing - the sleepy and seemingly crime-free village of Sandford. Once there, he is partnered with the well-meaning but overeager police officer Danny Butterman. The son of amiable Police Chief Frank Butterman, Danny is a huge action movie fan and believes his new big-city partner might just be a real-life "bad boy," and his chance to experience the life of gunfights and car chases he so longs for. Angel is quick to dismiss this as childish fantasy and Danny's puppy-like enthusiasm only adds to Angel's growing frustration. However, as a series of grisly accidents rocks the village, Angel is convinced that Sandford is not what it seems and as the intrigue deepens, Danny's dreams of explosive, high-octane, car-chasing, gunfighting, all-out action seem more and more like a reality. It's time for these small-town cops to break out some big-city justice - in this documentary of the making of Die Hard.

MovieMan8877445
03-19-09, 12:23 AM
Okay, there were some really great movies on this list. I mean TDK, Die Hard, Lord Of The Rings, and Hot Fuzz.

Iroquois
03-19-09, 12:25 AM
Sonatine should've been higher.

TheUsualSuspect
03-19-09, 12:26 AM
Now I don't get it.

Swan
03-19-09, 12:49 AM
17. Hot Fuzz

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This comedy masterpiece was originally filmed in the 1930's in black and white with no audio. Even though it lacks the common elements we always get with modern movies - it still enjoyable for it's limitations.

14. Hot Fuzz

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Really funny action/comedy from the guys who brought you Dawn of the Dead (also on the list).

13. Hot Fuzz

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This documentary about the making of Die Hard is an action comedy film about director George Romero's zombie classic Dawn of Dead (2004).

10. Hot Fuzz

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Nicholas Angel is the finest cop London has to offer, with an arrest record 400% higher than any other officer on the force. He's so good, he makes everyone else look bad. As a result, Angel's superiors send him to a place where his talents won't be quite so embarrassing - the sleepy and seemingly crime-free village of Sandford. Once there, he is partnered with the well-meaning but overeager police officer Danny Butterman. The son of amiable Police Chief Frank Butterman, Danny is a huge action movie fan and believes his new big-city partner might just be a real-life "bad boy," and his chance to experience the life of gunfights and car chases he so longs for. Angel is quick to dismiss this as childish fantasy and Danny's puppy-like enthusiasm only adds to Angel's growing frustration. However, as a series of grisly accidents rocks the village, Angel is convinced that Sandford is not what it seems and as the intrigue deepens, Danny's dreams of explosive, high-octane, car-chasing, gunfighting, all-out action seem more and more like a reality. It's time for these small-town cops to break out some big-city justice - in this documentary of the making of Die Hard.

I take my last comment back... there has been no post on MoFo funnier than this one.

Harry Lime
03-19-09, 12:56 AM
I watched it again last night, the film has moved up my list quite alot recently.

Swan
03-19-09, 01:03 AM
No kidding? I watched it again just Sunday.

TheUsualSuspect
04-06-09, 01:32 AM
The sound design in Hot Fuzz are what orgasms are made of.

meatwadsprite
04-11-09, 06:39 PM
9. Starship Troopers

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3 hours of special effects and no base story , an incredibly experimental and ambitious attempt that payed off. It's no wonder this is still the biggest blockbuster hit of the century.

8. Superbabies : Baby Geniuses 2

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The very second the original came out , people were thinking of ideas for the sequel and not only did it equal it's original - it bested it. It's a damn shame the third installment has been canceled due to the cast growing up and disowning their own performances.

7. Wild Wild West

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Yep my pick for best western , did you really think this wasn't going to be on my list ? Will Smith gives an all-star performance and has convinced me that he is actually a real life cowboy to this day.

"Front and center , now where your lip at kid ? Who dat is !? A mean brother bad for your health , looking damn good tho if I could say it mahself !"

6. Still Waiting

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Remember Waiting , where the people who work at the resturant mess with the food and it's super hillarious ? Well they made a sequel ..... which is a masterpiece.

5. Meet the Zohan

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Adam Sandler directs this masterfull drama about meeting the Zohan. This was probably the most under-rated film of all time last year , the part where Sandler meets Zohan being the best scene in cinematic history.

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"How did you get up there dude ?!" :rotfl:

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"Back up dude , I'm gona beat you up !!!" :scream:

meatwadsprite
04-14-09, 06:59 PM
4. Who's Your Caddy ?

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This remake of Bill Murr's classic Caddyshack - outshines the original in every aspect. Top notch cinematography of vast golf plains and naked men humor.

It sucks.

3. Norbit

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The mother of all transformation comedies , Eddie Murphy plays 800 different roles all at once. My head exploded when I saw this and I'm dead now.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

2. Soul Plane

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Snoop Dogg is the pilot of an airplane in the movie , do I need to say more ?

1. Movies

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Movies are number 1 guys , I really like em ! I mean how could I possibly finish this list with a bang ? By putting every single movie of all time as number #1 ! So if you disagreed with me on any part of my list , it doesn't matter because I give any and every movie my number one slot. ;)

Hope this list was insightfull for you , I have another one coming with the 100 worst movies of all time on it in a little bit as well ...