MovieMaker5087's MoFo Proposal...

[MovieMaker5087]

I, MovieMaker5087, propose that if this thread reaches 300 posts, I will make the poster who posts the lucky post any movie of their choice.

Please bare in mind that I'm still an amateur filmmaker and I don't have ILM in my basement, so remember special effects.

If and when the post is reached, I will PM the winning poster on the details of the film they want to make. Please do not just simply go "Oh, I dont know, lol... just make something up!" If I wanted to do just that, I would have. Please have some sort of plot synopsis figured out, and heck, if you have a script, send it. It'll make it easier.

Remember... any movie of your choice...

Except animation (unless I declare that I have the skills to pull off that kind of film later in the thread) and the details and general ideas described in and around this film... I'm not gonna film this and the rest of the junk that fills this genre:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3aRebr75fg

The winner gets his/her movie posted on my website, www.matzarubaa.com (http://www.matzarubaa.com), and it goes up on YouTube as well, giving it a chance to go viral, should it be good enough and word-of-mouth help spread it around the net.

And I'll create its very own thread on MoFo, where our faithful visitors can watch and review the film.

So there you go... start posting and cranking out ideas. This should get interesting, if you guys go along with it, that is...

[mark f]

That sounds good, although your phrase "bare" in mind has me a bit worried...

[MovieMaker5087]

Yoda brought it up to me that for this thread to reach 5,087 posts like I had originally wanted it to, it'd take a looooooooong time. So, I figured that it'd probably be in everyone's interest to lower the post number down to just simply 300.

So, an amendment in the rules:

300th poster gets to choose what kind of film they want to make.

[Iroquois]

Out of curiosity, what was the inspiration behind putting 5087 in your name in the first place?

[thebest]

Firstly, this sounds like a great project MoMak, and secondly, let's call a MoFo proposal a (wait for it it's gonna be awesome . . . . )
"MoFosal"!

[meatwadsprite]

so this is just gona be the randomest topic of all time ?

[Iroquois]

Guess so.

[Sedai]

That should only take about 3 years to reach...

[The Gnat]

So by that time he should be able to do all sorts of special effects, right?

[MovieMaker5087]

Out of curiosity, what was the inspiration behind putting 5087 in your name in the first place?

One of the first movie scripts I ever wrote was a sci-fi film set in the year 5087. Although the film was obviously never made, I wanted to remember the first full-length script I ever wrote by incorporating the film's year into my online handle.

That should only take about 3 years to reach...

Not anymore. I slashed the winning post amount from 5,087 to just simply 300. Unless you're still referring for 3 years to amount to 300 posts, then I'll re-change it again. As you can tell, I'm quite anxious about all this.

so this is just gona be the randomest topic of all time ?

I wouldn't say that. I've seen randomer threads on the site before.

So far, anyone got any movie ideas?

[Sir Toose]

Can it be a documentary?

[MovieMaker5087]

Can it be a documentary?

Like I said in my first post, with the exception of animation and pornography, it can be any film you want, given my limitations of having to stay at home and limited ability with special effects.

[Memnon]

so how many times/how quickly can I post in a row before the site stops me?? :)

[Memnon]

Like I said in my first post, with the exception of animation and pornography, it can be any film you want, given my limitations of having to stay at home and limited ability with special effects.

no porn? sheesh... there go half my ideas!

[MovieMaker5087]

no porn? sheesh... there go half my ideas!

I could just film trains going into tunnels for you, should you win...

[Caitlyn]

284 to go....

[Powdered Water]

283...

I'll check back in when I have something interesting to add.

[emir]

I want a four hour long SF epic, featuring three different intertwining storylines set against the backdrop of an intergalactic war. And I want spectacular action set-pieces. No? Pleeeeease!

[Powdered Water]

I want a four hour long SF epic, featuring three different intertwining storylines set against the backdrop of an intergalactic war. And I want spectacular action set-pieces. No? Pleeeeease!


Don't forget the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

[Lennon]

Don't forget the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

and 100 million dollars

[meatwadsprite]

How about this guy gets hit on the head with a mallet and then he thinks he's a dog.

[7thson]

How about this guy/girl who is always ignored like he wasnt there by family etc... He is a bit emo of course and about to end it all when he has this thing happen to him. His next door neighbors blind dog can see him. This sets off a chain of events that are life changing.......................................................


The title:
The Blind Dog

Thats all I got so far sorry.
:) ;)

[fightclub]

The blind dog.... hmmm interesting title.

[meatwadsprite]

How about this guy/girl who is always ignored like he wasnt there by family etc... He is a bit emo of course and about to end it all when he has this thing happen to him. His next door neighbors blind dog can see him. This sets off a chain of events that are life changing.......................................................


The title:
The Blind Dog

Thats all I got so far sorry.
:) ;)

Yeah but what if that dog got hit on the head with a mallet

[MovieMaker5087]

You guys can't be serious about this dog idea, right...

[7thson]

Well my story is not about the dog per se but hey.

[Lennon]

I would like to see what would happen if Mr. Smith from Shot 'Em Up was in 27 Dresses

[TheUsualSuspect]

I've got a couple shorts lying around. If I am the 300th post, I'll send one over.

[MovieMaker5087]

I've got a couple shorts lying around. If I am the 300th post, I'll send one over.

Good deal.

[Lennon]

so, where does the 5087 come from?

[Powdered Water]

so, where does the 5087 come from?

Go back and read the first page.

[BobbyB]

Sounds cool. I wrote a movie for a forum wide film festival (Kind of complicated to explain, but I have a script) so I could use that. The only problem is that it's borderline NC-17. Very Lynchian.

Anyway, ho-hum...

[BobbyB]

Just realized we were supposed to be posting these ideas LOL

Anyway, basically, mine is about a young guy (College age) who can't discern who and where he is.

[Lennon]

Go back and read the first page.

Woops, missed that, thank you

[Lennon]

I wanna see that first script get made

[MovieMaker5087]

What script?

The Lynchian-one?

[Lennon]

the one where the 5087 comes from

[MovieMaker5087]

Unless I scanned it in, page-for-page, don't count on ever reading it. I like to keep it a mystery, not really telling people the events of the year 5087...

[MovieMaker5087]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v374/hawk89/bump.jpg

[Ravynn_Marstalas]

If people keep posting random crazy things, this could go pretty fast. I have a few movie ideas, but I usually can come up with a music video easier. Which is actually what I want to do.

[thebest]

How do you feel about adapting something from one format into a movie?

[BobbyB]

Post number 42. My old basketball number.

[MovieMaker5087]

How do you feel about adapting something from one format into a movie?

What do you mean, like a book or something?

It'd have to be the original posters own original work; I'm not breaking any trademark or copyright laws, either.

[Lennon]

How about ateddy bear and a polar bear love story

[MovieMaker5087]

How about ateddy bear and a polar bear love story

...

:indifferent:

[BobbyB]

I'm on board with the Teddy Bear/Polar Bear love story.

Could you imagine all the drama? The Teddy Bear having to live up north, cold and away from it's stuffed relatives. But the Polar Bear is too sensitive and sweet to leave, because it's come to depend emotionally so heavily on the little fur ball.


All resulting in a dramatic climax at the airport where the Polar Bear tells the Teddy Bear to go back home and that they'll always have Antarctica.

That just screams "OSCAH"!

[7thson]

or........:

Everyday I wake up from my sweat-soaked bed and climb out of my cacoon of blissful happiness into a world of reality, a world where a blind dog sees me, a world where those who can see - shun me, forget me, despise me. I think that everyday is like just another nail pounded into my coffin of weighted hate, a coffin that is metophorically - the sky above me, the world around me, the blind fools: they ignore me. But, the blind dog can see me, why?

[BobbyB]

Or...

Nothing. A black screen stands alone for what seems like an eternity. Ripples distort the black screen as a dark, sadistic laugh is faintly heard.

The shot starts to slowly change. It comes in to focus as a clear night sky. Stars peppered across the sky. The shot slowly starts moving downward as we see a street sign indicating "Metzner RD." and in the background we see a pretty, classic, white two-story house.

LEGEND: RICHMOND, VERMONT, 11:51 PM

The shot closes in on the house as we can hear a woman talking. We can't quite tell what she's saying. We cut to a red, rotary dial phone ringing off the hook.

Rachel Wilson (Off Screen): Calm down. I'm sure that's him.

A hand grasps the receiver and picks it up, as the shot follows the phone all the way up to the woman's face.

A woman who appears to be in her late fifties gazes blankly.

Rachel Wilson: Hello?

Her face changes from one of indifference, to that of a broken woman. Horrified.

The sadistic laugh from the beginning returns. Loudly cackling. The shot cuts to black. And the laugh turns into a quite giggle. The words "VERLOREN" slowly fade into the black screen. With each laugh, the picture becomes unfocused.^^^ Just a little bit of what I wrote for that forum contest. It was well received (Unlike the first one I wrote)

We weren't supposed to write it in typical screenplay format, just be descriptive.

[MovieMaker5087]

Or...

^^^ Just a little bit of what I wrote for that forum contest. It was well received (Unlike the first one I wrote)

We weren't supposed to write it in typical screenplay format, just be descriptive.

What's the overall plot about?

[BobbyB]

What's the overall plot about?
It's a cinematic riddle.

[MovieMaker5087]

It's a cinematic riddle.

The whole plot or just the part you posted?

It seems interesting, and I'd like to know more.

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/MagicBump.jpg

[Swedish Chef]

I just ate three gigantic bowls of Frosted Flakes. Almost polished off the whole box. They were positively grrrrreat. But now I'm starting to feel a little sick. Maybe you could make a movie like that. Some guy sitting alone in a kitchen, eating bowl after bowl of sugary cereal until milk starts leaking from his ears or his heart stops. If you were interested in making a feature film, you could probably get like General Mills or whatever to produce it. Oodles of product placement opportunities. Those corporate fatcats would eat that ruckus right up.

Is there a plot, you ask? Puh-leez, it practically writes itself. Our hero would start with something light, I'm thinking Corn Pops, then move on to the progressively risque cereals. Bowl after bowl after bowl until he just can't take it anymore.

Feeling ambitious? Feel free to flesh out the plot. With a concept like this, the possibilites are literally endless. Maybe a cereal-themed supervillain kidnaps the main character's wife and if our hero fails to eat, say fifteen bowls an hour, his wife is drowned in a vat of freshly milked milk.

It would be easy to write and cast (who wouldn't wanna sit around eating free Captain Crunch for a few days). And it would be really easy to shoot and edit (much like the writing, it pretty much directs itself).

So, what do you think?

[Lennon]

How aout a documentary on midget swingers.

[BobbyB]

The whole plot or just the part you posted?

It seems interesting, and I'd like to know more.
The whole movie, really.

[MovieMaker5087]

I just ate three gigantic bowls of Frosted Flakes. Almost polished off the whole box. They were positively grrrrreat. But now I'm starting to feel a little sick. Maybe you could make a movie like that. Some guy sitting alone in a kitchen, eating bowl after bowl of sugary cereal until milk starts leaking from his ears or his heart stops. If you were interested in making a feature film, you could probably get like General Mills or whatever to produce it. Oodles of product placement opportunities. Those corporate fatcats would eat that ruckus right up.

Is there a plot, you ask? Puh-leez, it practically writes itself. Our hero would start with something light, I'm thinking Corn Pops, then move on to the progressively risque cereals. Bowl after bowl after bowl until he just can't take it anymore.

Feeling ambitious? Feel free to flesh out the plot. With a concept like this, the possibilites are literally endless. Maybe a cereal-themed supervillain kidnaps the main character's wife and if our hero fails to eat, say fifteen bowls an hour, his wife is drowned in a vat of freshly milked milk.

It would be easy to write and cast (who wouldn't wanna sit around eating free Captain Crunch for a few days). And it would be really easy to shoot and edit (much like the writing, it pretty much directs itself).

So, what do you think?

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/wolfclown1/fail.jpg

[The Gnat]

I have an idea, but I don't know if I want to say it, because I don't know if I want to keep it for myself or not.

So I'm going to come up with a different one that I hurriedly wrote one day for a writing contest on another forum.

The basic idea is that there is man who is extremely protective of himself, keeps himself locked into his apartment, rarely leaving it. From out one of his windows he can see this girl walk too and from work every day, and he becomes infatuated with her. So he hires a private investegator to follow her.

All that stuff was pre-story that the audience can assume if they want to, but they won't find out.

What the audience will see is the private investagator dropping things off at the guys apartment, old receipts, letters, bills, magazines, hair, basically whatever is thrown out. The guys uses it to put together this odd puzzle of his to try and find out as much about the girl as possible. Eventually he has a solid collection of stuff and he goes out and buys up everything that the girl likes. From the P.I. he knows where she works and what she does after work, so he makes sure to be at this coffee shop before she shows up, taking her seat at her table, basically mimicing everything that she does. She comes into the coffee shop and he eventually introduces himself and they have a nice little conversation. When she has to go and catch her bus, he makes up some excuse as to why he should go with her (in my original version it is because someone was mugged at that bus stop not to long ago), and as they walk out he starts to act a little creepy (towards her), but so that she doesn't realize it, and there is a voice over of his thoughts, which are also creepy.

It comes out a little bit better when written down completely.

[MovieMaker5087]

I have an idea, but I don't know if I want to say it, because I don't know if I want to keep it for myself or not.

So I'm going to come up with a different one that I hurriedly wrote one day for a writing contest on another forum.

The basic idea is that there is man who is extremely protective of himself, keeps himself locked into his apartment, rarely leaving it. From out one of his windows he can see this girl walk too and from work every day, and he becomes infatuated with her. So he hires a private investegator to follow her.

All that stuff was pre-story that the audience can assume if they want to, but they won't find out.

What the audience will see is the private investagator dropping things off at the guys apartment, old receipts, letters, bills, magazines, hair, basically whatever is thrown out. The guys uses it to put together this odd puzzle of his to try and find out as much about the girl as possible. Eventually he has a solid collection of stuff and he goes out and buys up everything that the girl likes. From the P.I. he knows where she works and what she does after work, so he makes sure to be at this coffee shop before she shows up, taking her seat at her table, basically mimicing everything that she does. She comes into the coffee shop and he eventually introduces himself and they have a nice little conversation. When she has to go and catch her bus, he makes up some excuse as to why he should go with her (in my original version it is because someone was mugged at that bus stop not to long ago), and as they walk out he starts to act a little creepy (towards her), but so that she doesn't realize it, and there is a voice over of his thoughts, which are also creepy.

It comes out a little bit better when written down completely.

Aw man, this is good *****. How does it end? Drop me a PM if you want.

[The Gnat]

That is how it ends :)

For a short film/story I'm not that big on third acts but instead to prefer to let the audience fill in a little of the detail that happens after the story. In the case of the written version that I have done, I would say that it is implied that he is going to kidnap her, or something along that line, but I don't ever get to the point where that actually happens.

[MovieMaker5087]

That is how it ends :)

For a short film/story I'm not that big on third acts but instead to prefer to let the audience fill in a little of the detail that happens after the story. In the case of the written version that I have done, I would say that it is implied that he is going to kidnap her, or something along that line, but I don't ever get to the point where that actually happens.

I like it.

I feel that the best ideas are the short ones that don't need a lot of special effects but tell a great story; the Twilight Zone is a great example of this.

I'll keep this in mind for a future film, regardless if you win it or not. We'll keep in contact and make sure you get proper credit.

[The Gnat]

Cool beans, to borrow an expression that I rarely, if ever, use. Do you want me to start putting it into a screenplay format? I need something to start writing as I do some proof reading for a longer screenplay that I have written (it wouldn't work for the purposes of this).

[Bill]

This should be interesting..

[Swedish Chef]

Well, if you ever do make a feature length film, I think you should go back in time and get Jodie Foster circa 1976 to star in it. She was a babe. Is it strange that I find twelve year old Jodie Foster exponentially more doable than the 40-something year old Jodie Foster of today?

Nah, that's not strange.

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/filename_0_34.jpg

[Lennon]

Well, if you ever do make a feature length film, I think you should go back in time and get Jodie Foster circa 1976 to star in it. She was a babe. Is it strange that I find twelve year old Jodie Foster exponentially more doable than the 40-something year old Jodie Foster of today?

Nah, that's not strange.

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/filename_0_34.jpg

You know alot of people liked her in Taxi Driver

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050921/12019__taxidriver_l.jpg http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1071337103497_2003/12/18/19john_hinckleyDEC03.jpg


Just kiddin'

[Swedish Chef]

I'm not even a little ashamed to admit that I would shoot Ronald Reagan if I thought it would impress twelve year old Jodie Foster.

[Lennon]

I'm not even a little ashamed to admit that I would shoot Ronald Reagan if I thought it would impress twelve year old Jodie Foster.

You know, if you are over 18, this'd be a bit creepy

[Swedish Chef]

You know, if you are over 18, this'd be a bit creepy

:indifferent:

[mark f]

In that case, most straight adult males I know are are a little creepy. :yup: You see, film is a fantasyland for the "creeps" who'd never harm any child in reality. Plus film is forever. It keeps everybody on an even playing field. I first saw a Jodie Foster movie when I was under 18, but life's a beach, so I've been creepy for at least 34 years now. :cool:

To go even more off-topic, I'm convinced that Eyes Wide Shut has one of the most attractive female casts ever (and I'm not even including the orgy scene). I was really creepy concerning Leelee Sobieski.

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/142/14213131/Leelee_160x200boxart_160w.jpg

Sorry about all this.

[Swedish Chef]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/wolfclown1/fail.jpg



Fail?

Well, payback's a bitch sir. In retaliation for your flippant rejection of my idea, I have singlehandedly turned your thread into a dissertation on prepubescent hotties and a safe haven for child molesters.

Take that.

[mark f]

Singlehandedly?

Edit: The post count rises...

[Swedish Chef]

Singlehandedly?



Co-handedly.

But I started it.

[Swedish Chef]

You know who else was a veritable prepubescent knockout? Natalie Portman in Leon. I mean jeez-o-man, just look at her...

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/LeonMathilda_sm.jpg http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.01/images/PL_66_screen1_t.gif http://www.youngactressreviews.org/reviews/leon/natalie_portman.jpg

[thebest]

I so concur with Franklin-I mean, The Swedemeister.

But what about Eliza Dushku?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Dushku_2.JPG/200px-Dushku_2.JPG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dushku_2.JPG)


There'r probly some Kirsten Dunst preboobs photos too.




I typed that and then I read it.

To MoFo! The only place we can discuss movies,television and teenage ladygirls!

[mark f]

Kirsten Dunst in Interview With the Vampire.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/mexillent/Interview_With_The_Vampire.jpg

[mark f]

Jennifer Connelly in Phenomena

http://www.liketelevision.net/liketelevision/images/lowrez/creepers301.jpg http://www.gotterdammerung.org/film/dario-argento/phenomena/phenomena-09.jpg

[Lennon]

Mara Wilson was EXTRMELY adorable in Matildahttp://www.boomerangshop.com/dvdcover/imageweb13/MatildaSpecialEdition199593_f.jpg

[MovieMaker5087]

Fellow perverts, you're doing it all wrong...

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/post-****-or-gtfo.thumbnail.png

[Swedish Chef]

The girl who played Lindsay Lohan's British twin sister in The Parent Trap (1998) was gorgeous.

Whatever happened to her?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/twetty_15/pa.jpg

[thebest]

Scanning for sarcasm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .unsure

ABORT ABORT ABORT!

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1204528001836.png

[Lennon]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1204528001836.png


I'd tap that..

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1205515603211.jpg


Just posting random stuff just to kill time until we get to post 300...

[thebest]

That looks like Star Fox.

Did you guys see the game the other day?

[MovieMaker5087]

That looks like Star Fox.

Did you guys see the game the other day?

Yeah, and this was how it went down:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1205596431554.jpg

[mark f]

I dare you to make a better (worse?) movie than this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-RviHB_qc

[Lennon]

CARGO PANTS DAY IS HERE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiZlvr7FJIU&feature=related

[TheUsualSuspect]

One eyed, one horn, flying purple people eater.

[thebest]

TUS is talkin bout a penis. A winged penis though,so it's okay.

Megatron bump:http://www.newsarama.com/IDW/TformersMega/t_Tform-DecRule_Final2.jpg (http://www.newsarama.com/IDW/TformersMega/Tform-DecRule_Final2.jpg)

[MovieMaker5087]

Fail?

Well, payback's a bitch sir. In retaliation for your flippant rejection of my idea, I have singlehandedly turned your thread into a dissertation on prepubescent hotties and a safe haven for child molesters.

Take that.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/Internetofficer.jpg

[7thson]

WTF?

http://www.famousfacesinrandomplaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/oprah6toes.jpg

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1204523793840.jpg


This thread is quickly turning into /b/, for those of you who know what I'm talking about.

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1203018276581.jpg

[Iroquois]

This thread is quickly turning into /b/, for those of you who know what I'm talking about.

I know what you're talking about. In that case...

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/55/Jamiemovie.jpg

As for ideas, I'm out at the moment.

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1204758400548.gif

[nebbit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6v8B94Ex4

[Dill-man]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fish.jpg

[Lennon]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/when-i-grow-up.jpg

[Dill-man]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bucket.jpg

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1202244787534.jpg

[Lennon]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1203771760845.jpg

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1203178869167.jpg

Offensive or not, you'd be lying if you said that that picture isn't cute.

[Lennon]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1204867476170.png

[7thson]

http://32flavors.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/funny_signs_3.jpg

[MovieMaker5087]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoqpY4Iy9l0&feature=related

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/18.gif

[7thson]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-frog-pictures.jpg



http://www.blinddog.info/mappics/FosterAdult.jpg

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1204593786745.jpg

[meatwadsprite]

http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/40000/40905_ackbaras.gif

[nebbit]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00403/virallarge_403065a.jpg

[The Gnat]

Trust nebbit to have a picture like that one :D

[MovieMaker5087]

This just makes me laugh:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/test3.jpg

[MovieMaker5087]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isGRsM3eac

[mark f]

You've got a one-track "mind", but at least, the ending is the best part. :cool: I admit I posted this elsewhere, but maybe somebody will watch it now. :rolleyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BkIngb0dwM

[MovieMaker5087]

Gets me every time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1207413626302.jpg

[Lennon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDUk_BLZzo

[The Gnat]

The more I come in this thread, the more and more scared I get.

[MovieMaker5087]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdumN1rVZN0&NR=1

[MovieMaker5087]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvlZEdMp09s

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1208022619645.jpg

[Iroquois]

I've got an idea for a movie - a serial killer movie set at Easter :p

[mark f]

JC AND the Easter Bunny! Peeps, don't forget Peeps!

[MovieMaker5087]

I have no desire to have sexual relations with my sister.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1207413626302.jpg

[Lennon]

uhh! Yes! Yes! OMG!!!


sorry.. Orgasam torrettes

[MovieMaker5087]

I'm thinking about killing myself,lol.

how should i go about doing it

[nebbit]

I'm thinking about killing myself,lol.

how should i go about doing it
I hope that's a joke :bawling:

[MovieMaker5087]

I'm thinking about killing myself,lol.

how should i go about doing it

...

[nebbit]

Good :laugh:

[MovieMaker5087]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPtnxfWuB7Q

[Swedish Chef]

I don't think I'm racist. I am a white male. I have never dated a black woman, but if the right girl ever came along, I'd like to think that I'd have no real problem with it. I've had white friends who have dated black people and I've had black friends who dated white people. I'm totally cool with it and I don't even really notice it.

And yet whenever I see a picture of Roger Ebert and his wife, I always do a double take. And I usually laugh a little. Is that wrong? Am I racist?

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/american_film_institute/afi_lifetime_achievement_award_2004_photos/roger_ebert/afi2004g.jpg

[7thson]

Not racist in my book, but I am wondering who is more prone to skin cancer?


Just saying, just saying.;)

[The Gnat]

Nah, not racist, I think that the very pale Ebert as compared to his wife is just a weird contrast, and he looks so timid in that picture whereas the stereotypical response to her would be that she is loud and out going.

[7thson]

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9409/millie8cb.jpg I see you



http://www.hairstyles.info/images/gallery/emo/iStock_000001897691XSmall.jpg

[Swedish Chef]

http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/l/10/103061-monkey-teets-are-hilarious-photo-by-lu--tafi-atome-ghana.jpg

[Swedish Chef]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFvMrWWCYM&feature=related

[mark f]

Almost halfway there now. I'm thinking that Swedy wants to win this thing. :cool:

[Swedish Chef]

I'm pretty confident that i am gonna win this thing, Mark.

[mark f]

Ha!

[nebbit]

I am :yup:

[Swedish Chef]

As if it was needed, here's further proof that Norm Macdonald is the funniest dude ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ

MovieMaker, if you ever really make this movie, can you try to get Norm Macdonald to star in it? Because that would be supoib.

[7thson]

sigh

[Swedish Chef]

http://www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/charliebrown.jpg

[7thson]

No Dogs allowed (or birds).

[MovieMaker5087]

This thread still exists?

[Swedish Chef]

Nope

[Lennon]

Or does it?

[nebbit]

I'm hoping to win :yup: this is a competition? :goof:

[honeykid]

Random rules

[mark f]

One step away from halfway. :scream:

[honeykid]

Woo-hoo! 150 and counting.

[Swedish Chef]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/01/02/science/03cute.large1.jpg

[Iroquois]

*posts*

[honeykid]

So, is that panda cub resting? Or hanging on for dear life? Because one's quite sweet, but the other is a bit like the guy that filmed the Rodney King beating. Put down the camera and help!

[Swedish Chef]

http://www.venganza.org/images/store/pirategraph_hiqual2.jpg

[Swedish Chef]

I want MY child back!

[Swedish Chef]

Banana!

[Swedish Chef]

Renal Failure!

[Swedish Chef]

Kangaroo!

[Swedish Chef]

Freida Pinto!

[Swedish Chef]

Out of order?! You're out of order! This whole court is out of order!

[Swedish Chef]

Vimax!

[nebbit]

go on Chef post again :laugh:

[MovieMaker5087]

You're less then halfway there.

DO IT.

[zenderella]

must post to see ultimate combination of genres 80's romance zombie teen flick.

[zenderella]

must post to see ultimate combination of genres 80's romance zombie teen flick.

Aka an 80's teen ROM ZOM COM!

[Yoda]

We're getting there...

[Sir Toose]

We should just pound on this thread ... forcing him to come up with the goods might prove entertaining.

[MovieMaker5087]

oh

[nebbit]

Where have you been? :)

[7thson]

Where have you been? :)


He has been downtown Cleveland drinking Gin.

[nebbit]

Again :laugh:

[7thson]

Yup ---:)

[Iroquois]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6b/Neo_Whoa.jpg

[7thson]

Nelly

[meatwadsprite]

Just realized we were supposed to be posting these ideas LOL

Anyway, basically, mine is about a young guy (College age) who can't discern who and where he is.

Did he get hit on the head with a mallet ?

I got a new idea, it's pretty genius actually. I won't spoil it - i'll just give a small hint ...

dolphin wars

[7thson]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6b/Neo_Whoa.jpg

[MovieMaker5087]

Where have you been? :)

Taking a break and going to other sites and kinda putting this one in the back of my head.

He has been downtown Cleveland drinking Gin.

That's not true. Don't tell everyone I'm an alcoholic. I've been saving money to buy this book:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/eysa2.jpg

The price for it on Amazon, new?

$150.00

...but it's on sale for $135 with free shipping ;););););););););)

http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=pd_sbs_gf_5

[honeykid]

I would pray to God that no one ever buys that book, but we all know that isn't going to do any good. :D

[MovieMaker5087]

I take back my first post. If you want to make a movie about people making love to animals, I'll do it.

[Gunny]

I take back my first post. If you want to make a movie about people making love to animals, I'll do it.

Ah, the Linda Lovelace way.

[Gunny]

If I win I'm having you make a movie about a one-legged Puerto Rican midget with a patch on her eye who embarks on a journey to find her missing leg in a haunted forrest guarded by thousands of evil Audrey Hepburn clones with super powers who only speak in Walt Whitman quotes.

Oscar gold , baby!!!

[MovieMaker5087]

hi

[Yoda]

sup

[MovieMaker5087]

Why did I ever do this to myself.