What's Your Sign Baby?

[sadesdrk]

I've got my little book out, and if anyone wants to, I can tell you your deepest darkest personality traits.

Here's what it says about Geminis:

Work Attitude:
"...if you're involved in repetitive work or forced to tolerate stupidity, a great deal of stress can build up. In such cases it is very important to find ways to ease the tension." The Fight Club Thread?:laugh:

Personality:
" It must be remembered that the Geminaian mind needs continual stimulation." :laugh:

Love:
" You will eventually develop constancy in love, but because of your low boredom threshold, you will have to think hard before making a final commitment."
:eek:

" While they are warm and sexy, they MUST learn to consider their partners needs." DAMN!:mad:

" ..may tend to overdramatize minor upsets." Um...no I don't.;D

[Yoda]

I'm August 13th, I think that makes me a Leo. I don't believe this stuff for the most part, though. I think you can tell just enough about a person by their birthdate to make it sound like the stars are telling you something. :)

[Sir Toose]

Toose is an Aquarioose...
Tell me about all my naughty qualities...

[Arthur Dent]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Work Attitude:
"...if you're involved in repetitive work or forced to tolerate stupidity, a great deal of stress can build up. In such cases it is very important to find ways to ease the tension." The Fight Club Thread?:laugh:

Personality:
" It must be remembered that the Geminaian mind needs continual stimulation." :laugh:


These two are correct for the most part, but they are generalizations that could fit for a lot of people, not just Geminis.

[Yoda]

Yes, exactly, Arthur. Oh, and Toose: if they're naughty, they ain't qualities. :)

[spudracer]

I are a Aquarius. :D

[sadesdrk]

Hmmm...Toose and spud are BOTH Aquarius, but you couldn't be more opposite. I'm gonna need exact birthdates( not year) to make an accurate prognosis.


Art Dent: If you knew me better, you'd know why the traits I posted are unique to me, yeah, I'm sure they apply to lots of people, but not on the levels they apply to me...;D



T- a Leo...ooooh...I've got some dirt on you...here's what it says. See if this fits:

Personality:
" Anyone with a Leo emphasis to their personality, has a creative streak; perhaps through writing or painting. You need a creative outlet/hobby of some kind...something directly to the fine arts." Hmmm...MoFo?:)


Romance:

" Elegance and the finer things as well as comfort, will be as important in this sphere of your life as well as in every other. You will lavish gifts and love on your partner to ensure stability, as you are both generous and warm-hearted." Aw...T.;D


Well-Being:

" You are easily bored with excercise, so vary your routine as much as possible. A health club, with it's varied activities, should keep you happy."

What do you think?

[Yoda]

Hmmm. Well, I hate to sound arrogant, but I do spend money on others pretty freely, so I guess that would make me generous. I'm not much into the fine arts, though. Like EVERYONE, I have a creative streak, but nothing major. I don't paint, and I write, but not in a very artistic way. I suck at web design, too. So I don't think that part was all that accurate.

I dunno about the excercise. Could be. I am the "give the girlfriend a gift" type of guy, though. I like doing that sort of thing.

Conclusion: sort of like me, but not enough to make me a believer. :)

[Sunfrogolin]

Aquarius, Jan 25th here. That's freaky! :eek:

[sadesdrk]

Hmm..well, that was the very general one. I could look at the calander and get your exact birthday, to pin it down a little.

Spud's birthday is Feb. 13th.- Let's see:Again, this is kind of general, as I don't know a lot about the technicalities of when you were born. Such as time of day, and what not.

Personality:
" Tendancy to be stubborn. Original; very logical, if not slightly unpredictable."

Romance:

" You will always need a measure of independence. The moon on your day makes this a little of a contradiction, as you are also, very romantic. You love all the trimmings of romance; flowers, candle-lit dinners, cards, gifts."


Well-Being:
" You probably enjoy cold whether. Perhaps you enjoy winter sports, and these will be good for you...as you have excellent circulation..." I know a little something about spud, that makes me laugh at this.:laugh:

* You may not be good with money, but you like to keep up to date with the latest things. You are easily attracted to the glitz and glitter of newer and better things. Try a budget on for size, learn to manage your money, so you are freed up to buy those finer things.:) I'm surrounded by Aquariuses...that's not great for a Gemini...:eek:

[thmilin]

depends on what your info source is. a generic book will indeed give you generalizations. a chart drawn specifically to the astronomical situation at the exact date, time, and location of your birth will give you startling, and particularly spot-on details most specifically relating to YOU.

the last of course requires time and money. you could learn yourself and draw your own chart but most people don't have the patience. if you write it off as a realm of the "new age" and say it's just a way for new agers to earn money, true, but someone else could say the same of Christianity, vegetarianism, Scientology, or school. all make an income. all have a "higher" goal. the point is to actually give something a full on chance or respect that it does indeed work - if practiced properly - before writing it off. hence, I'm not a vegetarian but believe it can contribute to a healthy body and respect that for other veggies, or vegans. most of us hate school but recognize it's good for us. religion ... depends on what path you follow. and so ... astrology is a true science, I believe. we talked about science before, how it moves to envelop newly discovered facts. astrology does this, and is a far more ancient realm than modern science. why shouldn't it be possible that it can actually "work" or apply?

so, no, you don't have to FOLLOW or seek out or apply astrology. but that doesn't mean it doesn't work. and that doesn't mean those who believe it does are clueless folk who make you shake your head with a smile.

anyhoo ... i know i've written on this before ... and on my own beloved sign. ;) (libra)

LEOs - not necessarily "creative" in the arty sense, but they are known to be gregarious, sociable, pleasant people. They like people to like them. They like attention. They often do things that will garner attention, not necessarily in a superficial sense, but because it's fufilling to them to do good things and get good attention and appreciation for it. They find and create solutions in a public sense, which is where "creativity" can apply. You created a forum - drawing upon resources, people, and what talents you do have to create a realm that you hope will garner public attention for your skills, and eventually, an income.

I know a wee bit about other signs but most about sagitariusses and librans. ;)

[spudracer]

It really says that about me, or did you make some of that up??? That's weird that it says that. I do have some problems with money and hate to budget, but I manage to always keep some money in hand.

[sadesdrk]

I didn't make it up...the stars don't lie babe!:D

Thmmie...hm...Libra huh? Lemmie see:

well for starters, both you and I are air signs. That's cool.

"...delicacy of approach, and love of balance, harmony and comfort."

Personality:

" Social intercourse is very important to you, and you probably show an automatic intrest in everyone you meet. No doubt a wide circle of friends. You tend to be self-critical." Sounds like we share these air qualities.;)


Romance:

" ..you tend to fall in love with love itself...and sometimes confuse that notion with loving your partner. Do not let your fondness for romance and romantic settings be a substitute for the real thing." Thmmie, I don't know if you are prone to this, but I surely am. I reacted to this when I read it.:(


Well-Being:

" You may be prone to headaches. You are big on pampering yourself and should indulge this tendancy through means like, steam baths or saunas, after a work-out. You have a major sweet tooth and should always be mindful of it. You do have a quick metabolisim, and this will be of some assistance here."

How does that sound thmmie?

[Sir Toose]

Ok Sadie February 4th...
Bare my soul for all to see...

Posted by Master TWT:
Oh, and Toose: if they're naughty, they ain't qualities

I beg to differ... there is no light without darkness, no yin without yang... I see what you're saying especially about the word choice but we're all split.

[Yoda]

See, that's where I disagree. I see right and wrong as absolutes. Regardless of what right is relative to what's wrong, what's wrong is still wrong. Just because one is needed to IDENTIFY the other better, it doesn't change what it is. :) Naughty is just that -- naughty. I'm sure I'm being overly critical of something meant as a goof, though.

[thmilin]

yep, pretty much me ... well that's the general. more detailed reads on libras have us weak in the lower back (very true) and so indulgent as to be unhealthy (i'm dangerously close sometimes). the physical concern for us is our kidneys and lower back, which I mentioned already. i do have a wicked sweet tooth. and i do enjoy indulging myself ... shoot, i have so many pretty scented candles in my house my friends make fun of me. the first room i took care of when i moved into my new place was the bathroom - setting is everything. we libras need beauty, to make it and be surrounded by it.

as for social ... we are known to be social butterflies, to the point that other signs, like the scorpio, assume we're fickle. but we're highly loyal and being an air sign, very intellectual, moral, and theoretical. we don't believe in betraying, though it looks like all we care about is appearances. appearances are important, but not the be-all.

now, while all these things may have strong tendencies, that's just like having the "alcohol" gene. your environment and how you grow up can alter these. so, i CAN be a social butterfly but often am a hermit - which is unusual for a libran.

the date in question ... Oct. 18, 4:36 pm, Vallejo, CA.

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I'm sure I'm being overly critical of something meant as a goof, though.

And being that I know you so well I won't take offense to it :)

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by Toose
Ok Sadie February 4th...
Bare my soul for all to see...



Oh this is interesting. Toose, your moon is in Gemini, as is mine. Check this out and see if it doesn't fit:

Personality:

" ...you are eternally youthful and an excellent communicator. You will be forever talking and voicing your opinions and will have an instinctive urge to communicate with others. Superficiality is one of your more serious faults, and could be a major stumbling block for you. You could be very mistrustful about your feelings. Make sure you don't rationalize your emotions out of exsistance, or surpress them so they are never freely expressed." sounds more like me, than you.:)

Romance:

"Geminian duality may well have an effect upon your love life. You could end up having two partners, both of whom you love, for quite different reasons. While you have the ability to talk yourself out of bad situations, why treat anyone unfairly." I swear that's what it says. Word for word.

Well-Being:

"Prone to anxiety and stress, it would be a good idea to learn a relaxing technique. Maybe yoga after a strenuious work-out. This wil help you develop an inner calm."


"Your attitude towards money is make it fast and make a lot. You are clever in your money making abilities, but becareful not to be too clever, and cross the line into scam artist. Monet comes to you naturally and easily. Spend it wisely."

May or not be you, but given what I know about you, some of it is accurate enough.:)

[spudracer]

It's scary how close to truth this stuff is. You're giving me goosebumps Sadie. BTW, check the DVD Forum...:D

[sadesdrk]

I'm freaking myself out. Goosebumps eh?;D Going to the DVD.

[Sullivan]

Capricorn.

December 30th.

Even though I don't celebrate it anymore.

[sadesdrk]

Welcome back Sully! Missed Ya! Why don't you celebrate it anymore?:( Do you wanna know what my book has to say about you?

[patti]

well mr. bull man/Toose, i'm stepping up to the plate now and i'm 'rammin' you off your hooves baby, cuz i be an Aries - independent, creative, leadership qualities, and stubborn to a fault.
sades, help me out here - does is also say "no love life whatsoever once an Aries has passed the 3 1/2 decade mark?" ah, screw horoscopes.:mad: ;D

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Personality:
" ...you are eternally youthful and an excellent communicator. You will be forever talking and voicing your opinions and will have an instinctive urge to communicate with others. Superficiality is one of your more serious faults, and could be a major stumbling block for you. You could be very mistrustful about your feelings. Make sure you don't rationalize your emotions out of exsistance, or surpress them so they are never freely expressed." sounds more like me, than you.:)

Sounds alot like me.. with the exception of being superficial. I'm quite the opposite of that. Also I don't rationalize or supress my emotions... I'm full out and drive everyone around me away.

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Romance:
"Geminian duality may well have an effect upon your love life. You could end up having two partners, both of whom you love, for quite different reasons. While you have the ability to talk yourself out of bad situations, why treat anyone unfairly." I swear that's what it says. Word for word.
True enough...

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Well-Being:
"Prone to anxiety and stress, it would be a good idea to learn a relaxing technique. Maybe yoga after a strenuious work-out. This wil help you develop an inner calm."
Anxiety is my middle name, stress is my first... goes along with that hot blooded emotion that drives everyone away from me. I'm on the strenuous workout... but yoga? I can think of much better ways to wind down.


Originally posted by sadesdrk
"Your attitude towards money is make it fast and make a lot. You are clever in your money making abilities, but be careful not to be too clever, and cross the line into scam artist. Monet comes to you naturally and easily. Spend it wisely."
Right on, usually hand over fist... and I have dreamed up a scheme or two that would have sent me over the top but had moral issues that prevented me from carrying them out. I have Spuds' budget issues as well though... I have a steady stream in and a steady stream out...

[Holden Pike]

Born May 5th, 1970, which is Tuarus in the Zodiac and Year of the Dog in the Chinese Calendar. That's right: Hey, BullDog.

"Childlike no one understands
Jackknife in your sweaty hands
Some kind of innocence is
measured out in years
You don't know what it's like
to listen to your fears"

[sadesdrk]

Taurus? That explains a lot to me. My Mom is one and so is my little sister. One was born dead on with their sun and moon in Taurus, and the other was born on the cusp of Gemini. Needless to say...she is easier to get along with. I could write a book on everything I know about Taurus. Lemmie get the good stuff, I don't like the book I've been using for everyone else...it's too vauge. I'll be back with a few scoops for you Holden!

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by patti
sades, help me out here - does is also say "no love life whatsoever once an Aries has passed the 3 1/2 decade mark?" ah, screw horoscopes.:mad: ;D

Romance for an Aries:

"...Impatience and Restlessness could lead you to make careless mistakes on important projects."

" You are more passionate than most signs and tend to fall in love quickly and easily. You are likely to be more satisfied in monogamous realtionships, and are not prone to enjoy more than one partner at a time...this doesn't mean that you won't find yourself straying from your partner, you very well might have cause to cheat...but mostly because of something lacking in the relationship, more than you just wanted to have more than one partner."

It's got some thing about Parenthood here, patti:
"You will be a very lively parent and will not find it difficult to keep up with, or ahead of, your children's intrests. You have fun spending time with family, and they enjoy your youthful, energetic approach towards them."

Sounds like you patti, dear.:)

[thmilin]

oooga, my mom's a Taurus and she's trouble!!

i forgot to add my year i'm 1979. and Year of the Ram/Sheep. hehe. I am invited to get along with the Rabbit and I believe, the Pig.

[sadesdrk]

I'm the Year of the Dragon...the best year by FAR...I'm instructed to steer clear of the Dog.

thmmie- is your mom kinda selfish and stubborn? I delt with that a lot while I was living at home, we get along great now...:)

[Sir Toose]

What's all that year stuff? I was born in '67...

[spudracer]

I was born in 82, which is probably some small rodent year.

Year of the Rat or something like that being my luck. :laugh:

[sadesdrk]

Well, unless I have one of those menus in front of me, I don't know what year you guys are. Although, spud, I think you are the same age as my sister...so you ARE the year of the Rat.Ha!:laugh:

[spudracer]

See, told ya. All you older folk get the cool years. Year of the Dragon, Year of the Tiger, Year of the Spotted Owl(just made that one up).

Then you get a person born in 82, "Hey, what year are you friend?" "I'm the Rat!"

Well I guess all I can do is say it loud, say it proud..:D

[Yoda]

I remember reading that I'm in the year of the rat, too...though can that be, seeing as how I was born only 2 years after Spud here? Anyway, I remember reading that that meant I was charming. :D

[spudracer]

Hmmm, pleasant eh!? :laugh: Just kidding!

[Sullivan]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Why don't you celebrate it anymore?:( Do you wanna know what my book has to say about you?

Ah, it just seems like too much ceremony. I mean, c'mon, it's just another year, and each year is just another number. I guess I don't like having people make a fuss about me....

...but sure, feel free to spill whatever info you have on Capricorn. Astrology is interesting...I don't know that I put too much stock in it....but it IS interesting. I just think "Capricorn" sounds cool.

[sadesdrk]

Okay...Sully...the Capricorn...I don't know any Caps, so this should prove to be informational.:)

Personality:

" You are very practical. Aspiring with determination, you know you will achive the ambition on which you have set your sights. You are, however, subject to worry."


Romance:

" You do not find it an easy task to express your emotions, freely. You are friendly and sociable, but you tend to distance yourself to those who show intrest.
You need an ambitious partner...as you will find anything else, a weight. Sex may not be the main reason you seek to deepen relationships, but sexual fulfillment is as necessary for you as it is for everyone else."


Health:

" Knees and shins are a problamatic area for you. Always stay active."


Money, Baby!:

"You save money and are careful with it."

*getting to know you better on the forums will help with some details...hope this was accurate.:D

[thmilin]

Sades - yeah, stubborn and selfish and very materialistic ... oh the dramas ... when I write a book about the real-life horrors of my mother they'll pay me millions for my life story. i kid you not.

yeah, Year of the Tiger and Dragon are the best. The most auspicious years. great prosperity, success, fortune, etc. My dad's Year of the Tiger. bah.

[sadesdrk]

Two words I remember off the menu about the year of the Dragon. Charismatic and Complex.
Complexities are nothing new to me. If it isn't hard, difficult, stress inducing, impossible...i don't want to have anything to do with it!

Thmmie- do you and yo mama get along though, or what?

[Sullivan]

Originally posted by sadesdrk


Personality:

" You are very practical. Aspiring with determination, you know you will achive the ambition on which you have set your sights. You are, however, subject to worry."

Romance:

" You do not find it an easy task to express your emotions, freely. You are friendly and sociable, but you tend to distance yourself to those who show intrest.
You need an ambitious partner...as you will find anything else, a weight. Sex may not be the main reason you seek to deepen relationships, but sexual fulfillment is as necessary for you as it is for everyone else."

Health:

" Knees and shins are a problamatic area for you. Always stay active."

Money, Baby!:

"You save money and are careful with it."


*eyebrows cocked

Maybe there's something to this after all...

Okay, so it's pretty general, but......it's still pretty dead-on. I gave up running after about a year because my knees were going out. I'm a big saver.

The only area I can actually disagree with is the "sexual fulfillment is as necessary for you as it is for anyone else". I don't think this is true in my case, but it's phrased in such a way that it's a prescriptive, rather than descriptive, statement, so it's no big deal.

[patti]

OH OH, I CAN SEE IT COMING! the mom thread...bumpbumhbumpbumhbummmm...........
and i will bet ya', if you start a mom thread, the gals will talk and the guys will stay "mum"...........:eek:

what year am i, sades? 1964. year of the raven would be my pick although i don't think they have such a year. year of the.....ground squirrel? nah, year of the.....??????

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by Sullivan


*eyebrows cocked*

Maybe there's something to this after all...

I'm tellin' ya, if I had my really big Zodiac book, that my sister stole from me, I could really knock your socks off! Details about your lives that even your mom doesn't know!:D

patti- I don't have a menu! I should go get one tomorrow. Those are a riot! My younger sister is a c0ck...no lie.(rooster).

[thmilin]

hah, nah, we shouldn't bash our moms in public, it ain't right. we can do that in private. ;)

me and mummy don't get along so well. she's a troubled soul. i'm very thankful she did not raise me and that I'm all grown up and on my own ... otherwise i may very well be a mad hatter by now.

[SultanBigPants]

Aclio- Greek God of carnival rides

[The Silver Bullet]

I was born on the 12th of September 1985.
I was born in the year of the Ox.

I am a virgo. But if I hear one quip about virginity [Sades, I am watching you like a HAWK dammit] I think I may just *snap*.

:D

[sadesdrk]

Well, do you want me to do a thing on you or what? Truth hurts, I know...;D

[The Silver Bullet]

Yes, okay, do the thing. But if the word virginity comes up I will, as previously mentioned, just *snap*. :)

[sadesdrk]

Positives:
calm authority
controlled intensity
accomplish and perfect
you are a do-er
intelligent
practical
superp logic


Negitives:
confined imagination
shy on inspiration
too dependent on routine
complicate situations over analyzing
hypercritical
resist critisism from others
hypochondria is common to Virgos
restless
nervous energy


want me to do love?:)

[The Silver Bullet]

While I don't agree with the first two negatives [because I out and out know that they're not true], the rest is pretty accurate. Especially hypochondria. I nearly talked myself into having obsessive compulsive disorder. 1 . 2 . 3 .

Yeah do love. 1 . 2 . 3 .

[sadesdrk]

Virgo in Love:
You give the impression of being in firm control over your emotions, but this is often a disguise.
You are sensitive, receptive, sensuous, and cautious...all at the same time. You are drawn to women who are effusive and vivacious.
You pride yourself on having a private love life. You have high standards in relationships. You would like to think you're a regular Duan Juan, But you are not. You like to be on the level and don't really like a lot of glitter, you crave stability and quality.

How's that?

[sadesdrk]

BTW- spud, you were born on the cusps of Aquarius. This means you are a combination of Aquarius and Pisces.It says here, " You have an easy going charm; a lighthearted exterior, which often hides deeper feelings; You don't rush into anything without an investigation; Nothing offends you more than being delt with unfairly. You have extravagant tastes and enjoy spending money." That's you in a nutshell, pal!:)

[The Silver Bullet]

*Cough*DOUBLEPOST*cough*!

Couldn't resist. ;)

[sadesdrk]

Well it wouldn't have been if you would have posted your thoughts on my analysis. You little worm...;D


T- BTW, you are a straight shot Leo...and I have tons on you ifin' you wanna hear it.:D

[Yoda]

Straight-shot Leo meaning August 13th isn't anywhere near any other sign? Yeah, sure, what the hell...have fun with it. :) I still think it's MOSTLY (I'm not throwing a blanket over it all, though) guesswork and clever phrasing, though.

[patti]

i gotta ' say, i had a dead set opinion of Leo and it was not a pretty sight..........but then i find out that a bunch of people i know are all Leo's.......and they couldn't be more different. Leo is therefore one sign that has made me think Horoscopes are baloney.- not that i know too much about other signs.......aside from my own (Aries) and from a long term boyfriend now in the past (Pisces). when i see a horoscope listing (mags, and newspaper) i glance at my sign........and then selective attention/retention does it's stuff;.....if it says i'll have good luck, i smile, if it warns of financial doom, i forget, andif it promises new love, i kinda chuckle and shut the magazine at that point. but i did see a horoscope for the new year........according to that i'm in for one helluva good year! whooooeeeee, yipppeeeeee.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by patti
when i see a horoscope listing (mags, and newspaper) i glance at my sign........ The horoscope you read in some daily thing, are VERY watered down and general. What I do a lot of research on, is the Zodiac it's self. Like, I forget when you said your birthday is, but you could be born between two signs...making your reading very different from what you read for just " Aries". I'll check it out, if you give me a date.:)

[thmilin]

sades, sades, i gave you mine, do mine! if you don't wanna bore others with all my libra babble you can PM me! Oct 18. 1979, Vallejo, CA!! oooh, my own personal astrologer, hehehe. *demands* draw me a chart, this instant!

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by thmilin
Oct 18. 1979, Vallejo, CA!!


This is really weird. I was a lad visiting Vallejo in October of 1979. I could have visited the hospital and seen baby thmilin waving pink chubby fingers.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by thmilin
sades, sades, i gave you mine, do mine! if you don't wanna bore others with all my libra babble you can PM me! Oct 18. 1979, Vallejo, CA!! oooh, my own personal astrologer, hehehe. *demands* draw me a chart, this instant! Guess what thmmie...you were born on the cusps of Libra. You are a Libra with Scorpio tendencies...this will really narrow things down for you. Whenever you read horoscope crap, read the ones for both Libra and Scorpio.

You have magnetic charm and usually try to maneuver situations so that you are the one who controls or directs. You know how to work hard, and apply yourself to achive a goal. You are skillful in dealing with people. Your sensuality draws others, even when you are not aware of it. At times, you can be impatient and quick tempered. Basicly you don't like heated arguements and are more willing to keep the peace. You have a captivating social nature. Punctuality is not one of your strong points.

How's that?

[spudracer]

So what you're saying here is that Thmilin likes to be on top. That's the whole two paragraphs in a nutshell. :laugh:

[Sir Toose]

TWT is not gonna like that... :D

[Yoda]

:laugh: Honestly, some of this stuff usually hits the mark, but it sure seems overly descriptive, as Spud pointed out. :)

[spudracer]

If I didn't say it someone else would...:D

[thmilin]

they are NOT over descriptive!! they speak to your nature and the nature of a person is not summed up in a nutshell! schmucks.

TOOSE! oh my ... yes, i'm sure i was quite angelic as a babe in the hoppytal. my dad says i didn't cry much. i looked nothing then like i do now. that's what age'll do to ya.

sades! oh my, I've always been fascinated by scorpios but knew they were trouble. my sign is not advised to mess around with one. interesting then, to be a mix! I had no clue i was on the cusp, much as i studied my sign I didn't know that was the case, I didn't think i was on the cusp of anything! oh, scorpios are trouble though. but that's good, that explains some things. i thought i was a wee bit too intense for a generic libra.

The magnetic charm ... yes, Libras are about charm and I know how to use mine! heheh. Sometimes i'm just a couch potato though and like to be left alone locked up in a room. That's very scorpio-ish. Hmm, yes, I'm usually trying to organize and direct things. Mainly cuz i think my way is best (it usually is, i'm very into efficiency and getting things done with the least amount of effort, time, and the most amount of quality/output). Very bossy of me, i know. I do work hard. I like to apply myself and earn my rewards. I do know how to deal with people ... I don't always like to (I can be, like i said, hermitish).

Hmm, sensuality. Yeah, i was told things by people when I didn't intend to umm, spark things. But a libra never minds when they spark! ;) Yeah, I can be impatient but I've worked all my life at conquering that. But temper, well, I rarely get angry. I do get annoyed though, but I don't often say anything about it. I only blow up after all the patience has run out (takes a long time). Which fits with how I don't like arguments - we libra's like balance! Scales, justice, diplomacy. So no, no fights. Hey! I am ALWAYS on time! Most often early. I have a thing for that. I think that comment was tied to me being a flighty libra but I've got some personal traits I think had to do with my strict upbringing. Stuff like manners, decorum, whatnot. So, I hate it when people are late and am always trying to be on time or early.

Cool beans. Yeah, that's pretty much me. A little assumptive about my libra tendencies. I'm more hard core into the areas they talk about creativity, sensuality, indulgence, trying to make and surround myself with beautiful things. You can count on a libra to know about style and they can give you all the tips on how to dress and to decorate your house! I'm a good libra I am.

sades, where's the specifics on your birthdate?

spud, while I think many girls like to be on top ... I do not prefer it. ;) But that's only the case in the bedroom.

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by thmilin
sades, where's the specifics on your birthdate?

spud, while I think many girls like to be on top ... I do not prefer it. ;) But that's only the case in the bedroom. Don't get me started...well...okay. I'm gonna tell you something frightening about myself...I was born in the Gemini sign, under a Gemini moon, and half of the planets alighned in Gemini. That means...I'm am one naughty, rare Gemini.:eek:

[Yoda]

C'mon, spill the beans on this Leo. :) There are some tendencies of my own that only I know about for the most part. There are certain habits and feelings I have that, if your little book can nail, I'll be at least partway convinced. :)

[spudracer]

Thmilin, you are my new best friend. Wouldn't be able to discuss why out in the open, but I'm sure anyone with an IQ of 5 could figure this one out. :D

[sadesdrk]

Spud has a crush on thmmie! Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah...:p Plthblth!


T- I heard ya! I will do one on Leo...give me some time...I have to tailor it to suit you...you're not a true Leo, I can tell...so I have to track down where you're other influence is coming from. It could be the moon...or the sun...gimmie some time to do a little digging.;D

[Yoda]

Well, I dunno. I was born on August 13th, I think around here (Pittsburgh). I forget what time...1AM (roughly) is echoing in my head, but I'm not sure. My mom would surely know.

[spudracer]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Spud has a crush on thmmie! Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah...:p Plthblth!

No, just being friendly. :D

[thmilin]

uhuh, we know what you mean by friendly. :)

sades, don't get you started?! wha, you expose all our dirty little secrets and don't reveal YOURS! give up! spit it out! *prepares to tackle and tickle it out of her*

yeah, i look forward to hearing about mr. TWT. :) i can tell just by looking at him he's got a carnal side but has a very analytical mind, likes to reason things out. hehe. i know what you're about, Mr. Commish!

[patti]

sades. i'm a aries cusp taurus........april 17 (64)......i think taurus begins on april 19 . so i guess i have a double set of horns, eh?

i wish someone would have a crush on me.:bawling:

[spudracer]

I'm sorry Patti...

Hmmm...what can I tell you...call me!? :laugh:

Thmilin...more of a joke than anything

[patti]

gee thanks spud.

[spudracer]

:D want my number??? :laugh:

[L .B . Jeffries]

you can do mine if you want Sades March 10 1980

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by spudracer
:D want my number??? :laugh:

TWT isn't gonna like this...

and I'm not even involved!

[spudracer]

That's why I put that little :laugh: at the end. I was joking. :D

[Sir Toose]

As you were Spud... I was being facetious again...:D

[spudracer]

:laugh: Okie day

[patti]

hey LBJ.....you share a birthday with my sister. Pisces is a good sign.......very artistic i believe.......but also kinda on the passive side.....not that those fit my sister.......i just happen to know other pisces and they fit it to a T.

[sadesdrk]

Sorry guys...
...I haven't been around for a bit, so I haven't been able to respond to all your pressing zodiac questions, I'll be in Disneyland here, in awhile too...so yous guys are gonna MISS ME...oh boy, will it ever be dull around here!;D Eh, you'll live.


anyhoo...when i can, I'll post T's and L.B.J's.Okie-Dokie?:D

[spudracer]

Yeah, Sadie is going to be dressed up in the Goofy outfit. :laugh:

[sadesdrk]

Spud! Must you always be harassing me?! AGH!:p

[spudracer]

Sorry, thought you garbage wranglers were used to that sorta thing. :p

[patti]

sades, you should really head east to DisneyWorld instead........you know, the one that is in FLORIDA!!!! hehehehe. i'm sure you'd have fun (inside joke)

[sadesdrk]

If it were up to me patti...I most certianly would.;D


The Mighty Leo!
All Leo's possess a kingdom(MoFo) The kingdom might be big or small, a be a carreer, a creative piece of art, something in which you rule over.

You despise the ordinary, dull, mundane.

Generous, kind, openhearted, you find it hard to believe ill of others.

If injured, you strike back quickly, but forgive easily and apologize freely if you wounded someone unintentionally.( I can vouch for that;))

Pride is almost always your downfall in bad situations, it's your Achilles heel. You often suffer a wounded ego.

You can be overbearing and snobbish at times, but it is almost always imposible to hate a Leo.

How am I doing? I still have your love life to dive into...;D

[Yoda]

Love life? I'm supposed to have one of those? Crap; why didn't anyone tell me? :D Yeah, it's pretty much right so far. I'd say the snobbish thing is a little off (I usually go out of my way to try to avoid seeming snobbish...being thought of that way is something I'd absolutely hate).

[sadesdrk]

If you hate being thought of as a snob...then it's happened more than once...am I right?:)


Leo in Love:
actually...lemmie know when you get married, I'll do one for ya then...you have a great sex life...once you start actually having some.;D

[Yoda]

Oh, thanks. :rolleyes: Yes, I'll let you know when I'm married...in however many years. No, I honestly can't remember anyone telling me they think I'm snobbish. Now and then a person things I'm a little condescending, but it's a rarity indeed.

[sadesdrk]

I thought you were snobbish when I first started posting here...back when I never used the space bar...(ring any bells?)

[Yoda]

Yes, I know what you mean...though I never thought of that as snobbish. Uptight is different from snobbish, IMO. Like I said, most of it seems right, but not all. I wouldn't say I despise the ordinary. I don't enjoy it, but I really don't mind ordinary stuff for the most part. Anyway, I'm off to go find me a wife, so you'll tell me more about myself. :idea:

[sadesdrk]

Leo rules the spine, the back and the heart.
The heart is associated with strong emotions and the back, with courage.
Leos have robust constitutions, supple spines(whatever that means) and good cordination.
Leos have a great need to excell in what they do, and often push themselves beyond limitations.

Erogenous zone::eek:
caressing of the back and around the spine stimulate and excite...I can't DO this!*blushing*

[Yoda]

Oh yeah, that's me: forget the legs or the breasts, I'm a SPINE MAN. I love chicks with nice, supple spines. :laugh: (sorry, couldn't resist...just kidding around.)

[sadesdrk]

You kid now...but when some lucky girl discovers your spine...whoa momma!:laugh:

[Yoda]

:laugh: Yes, I'm known for my spine...and I expect my woman to have a spine of comparable strength and sturdiness. Any potential relationships must begin with the lifting of a boulder or two. :D

[sadesdrk]

Don't underestimate the sexiness of a backless dress, T...eh?;) I think backs are very sexy...the spine, um...I'm not so crazy about.:D

[Yoda]

Hmmm, backless dresses are nice...but the chick would have to be muscleless and skinless for me to get a glimpse of her spine. I dunno what it means when it talks about the spine and heart and all that...perhaps it's symbolic...but I've really no idea what it's supposed to mean.

[sadesdrk]

It's your zone, OKAY! I don't write this stuff...:idea:

[spudracer]

HAHA, I've been told by some girls that my back has lots of knots. I suppose I should see a doctor about it, but it doesn't bother me enough right now. Besides, don't have money for the doc right now. :D

[Sir Toose]

Now that paints a picture Spud, it really truly does ;D

[spudracer]

Well, I rub their back, they rub mine. That's how they find out, not as in ways you might be thinking. I like to pop my back a lot...nasty habit which I will definitley pay for.

[patti]

i love my back........and i have a little freckle farm goin on back there. i'd go for a tattoo somewhere back there, but i wouldn't be able to see it.
spines can be very sexy in photographs......twisted torso's......long waisted women, or fit men..........mmmmm

spud, you should hang from a chin-up bar or some monkey bars in a park.....just hang and let your spine be pulled by gravity.......it feels great but odd. you're talking about knots in your shoulder area though aren't you? if i'm holding stress or tension, it's always in the triangular area behind my head/neck. - between my shoulders. it gets all knotted up and achy- but thankfully not very often.

[spudracer]

Originally posted by patti
spud, you should hang from a chin-up bar or some monkey bars in a park.....just hang and let your spine be pulled by gravity.......it feels great but odd. you're talking about knots in your shoulder area though aren't you? if i'm holding stress or tension, it's always in the triangular area behind my head/neck. - between my shoulders. it gets all knotted up and achy- but thankfully not very often.

It's my spine, not my shoulders. It's hurting right now too. Always starts hurting if I sit with the upper part of my body turned and the lower part stationary.

[patti]

that doesn't sound good spud........i've always wanted to try gravity boots......ever hear of them? i just bought one of those ergonomic desk chairs that you kneel on....supposed to be good for your spine. they're cheap, you should get one.

[spudracer]

Hmm, I'll do a little searching. What I wouldn't mind having is one of those $5000 massage chairs...I find that store in the mall and just melt away when I get in one of those chairs.

[Yoda]

I used one of those kneeling chairs for awhile, Patti: I'm not nuts about them. You can't really lean back and just hang out...which I do all the time. I like to sit back, let out a big breath, and just sort of observe the area for a minute or two. I'd go nuts if I had nothing to lean back on.

[Sir Toose]

Sadie...

Do you have any more for me? Tell me more!

[patti]

T, the ergonomic chair is okay........i would rather have a nice big comfy chair with padded arms so i could sit indian-style or pull my knees up, or lounge in various ways- but i have this old desk that doesn't work with much of any kind of chair.......my space is cramped. i thought this kneeling chair might be a good thing for my back (except that i keep pulling my feet up onto where my knees are supposed to be! )

and spud.........i can't imagine NOT liking a chair that costs $5000;)

[Yoda]

That's funny: I do the same thing quite often. Instead of leaning back to hunker down a bit, I'd put my feet up on that kneeling section to lay back and relax...which I think might defeat the purpose a bit. :)

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by Toose
Sadie...

Do you have any more for me? Tell me more! Okay. I did a little of an in depth reading...and here's what I came up with, Toose.
You were born on the third decanates of Aquarius. There are twelve signs. Each sign is divided into three parts...depending on which part of the month you were born in( first, middle, last) is what determines your decanates. So, Toose, you are the third one. Wait...lemmie make sure.
EDIT: Okay, I thought so. I got your birthday confused with spud's. Okay...so you are the second decanates/January 30th-Feb.8th. You're the 4th.
Here we go:
Keyword: Frankness
Constellation: Piscis Austrinus, the Southeren Fish that symbolizes knowledge and fertility of the mind.
Planetary subruler: Mercury
Mercury, planet of versatility, adds energy to Aquarius's Uranus( your ruling planet) which gives a liveliness and sparkle to your personality. You have spontaneity and a genuine warmth. One of your more prominate traits, is your honesty and frankness of speech. You have a gift of language and many literary intrests. You have the ability to sum up a person or situation with a clever or witty phrase or two. You want love to be a consuming and passionate experience, but you are too self-sufficient to be swept away.


Wow.:D

[patti]

in short Toose, YOU ARE RULED BY URANUS. (you said you were a butt man).;D

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by patti
in short Toose, YOU ARE RULED BY URANUS. (you said you were a butt man).;D

I'm about to lay the smackdown on you sister!

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by sadesdrk
Okay. I did a little of an in depth reading...and here's what I came up with, Toose.
You were born on the third decanates of Aquarius. There are twelve signs. Each sign is divided into three parts...depending on which part of the month you were born in( first, middle, last) is what determines your decanates. So, Toose, you are the third one. Wait...lemmie make sure.
EDIT: Okay, I thought so. I got your birthday confused with spud's. Okay...so you are the second decanates/January 30th-Feb.8th. You're the 4th.
Here we go:
Keyword: Frankness
Constellation: Piscis Austrinus, the Southeren Fish that symbolizes knowledge and fertility of the mind.
Planetary subruler: Mercury
Mercury, planet of versatility, adds energy to Aquarius's Uranus( your ruling planet) which gives a liveliness and sparkle to your personality. You have spontaneity and a genuine warmth. One of your more prominate traits, is your honesty and frankness of speech. You have a gift of language and many literary intrests. You have the ability to sum up a person or situation with a clever or witty phrase or two. You want love to be a consuming and passionate experience, but you are too self-sufficient to be swept away.


Wow.:D

Thank you, Sadie. That's interesting... kind of sums me up well. Especially in the literary interests column... I do want love to be consuming and passionate, and I am very self sufficient... but I think I can be swept away :D

[spudracer]

Wait wait wait, are you telling me, Uranus is my ruling planet??? What kinda crap is that. :laugh:

[patti]

Originally posted by Toose


I'm about to lay the smackdown on you sister!

is that good or bad? i don't see a smiley face........nor do i see the flame face.........i can't compute.........maybe i want to be laid by a smackdown........it all depends i guess. now please give me more feedback so i can prepare. :p

[Sir Toose]

That's 45 lashes with a wet noodle administered by my bud Spud who will be blindfolded.

[spudracer]

:confused:

How did I get involved with punishment here??? :laugh:

[patti]

i think spud's afraid i might retaliate!;)

now, would that be al daeté (sp?), and are we talkin' linguini, or spaghetti?:confused:

[spudracer]

Afraid, of you patti? I'm more worried on wether or not you are fond of leather. :D

[patti]

fond of it? i'm a vegetarian.......so i'm very fond of it.....but on the animal. now, if you want to talk pleather..............heh heh, it would be my pleasure.:D

[spudracer]

Hmmmmmm....tempting tempting...:D

[patti]

hey spud, you work with kids right? someone sent me a list of "kids books that didn't make it past the publisher"....give me a minute to type it out........it's funny........hold on.

[patti]

KIDS BOOKS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT;

You Are Different, and That's Bad.
The Boy W ho Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife Timothy
Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors; An I-Can-Do-It-Book
The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were An Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Pop! goes the Hamster.....And Other Great Microwave Games
Your Nightmares Are Real
Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

[spudracer]

You'll have to send me stuff like that. I have my door open and I think my laugh echoed in the hall. :laugh:

Anyways, this thread is getting a little off-topic. If you want, we can merge the Snowflakes, and the What's Your Sign threads together.

[Yoda]

Naw, that'd be too confusing. It'll get back on topic when Sades gets back, I think.

[spudracer]

Yeah, that would be confusing. Hopefully, she won't stay there forever. What is she doing there anyways? Modeling? Garbage duties?

[Sir Toose]

I don't know but she better hurry... we're going all to hell here on her thread... ;D

[spudracer]

And we shouldn't get off topic, we might be bad examples for a few people. :D

[Sir Toose]

Signs, Signs everywhere are signs
blocking out the scenery, wastin' my mind
do this, don't do that
can't you read the sign?


Oops wrong sign. So Sadie (Please hurry back :bawling: ) what does it mean to be ruled by my uh... ruling planet. ( I ain't saying the name bc Spuds will make fun of me)

[spudracer]

Well, I know mine is Uranus. Which sucks, but I didn't think yours was the same.

[thmilin]

Toose, I shall step in as Junior Astrologer.

Your ruling planet is the dominant planet within your astrological chart on the date, time, and particular location of your birth. Generically, your personality can be determined from your ruling planet though of course the specifics of your date, time, and location are more in depth determinations of what, exactly, you're made of. The ruling planet is true of all people within an astrological sign.

For example, Libra's ruling planet is Venus. Venus has its own personality and that personality will heavily influence mine. Things like beauty, grace, romance, love, indulgence, hedonism, superficiality, the arts, sexuality, and sensitivity are things linked to my planet and therefore linked to me.

Here's your info on Mercury - Sades already provided one look, here's another:

Mercury

This little planet is known as the winged messenger, the planet of communication and transportation of all sorts. It is a flexible, adaptive planet, which continually accesses new data and responds accordingly. Mercury represents non-emotional, highly rational objective thought,its placement in a given sign reveals your intellectual style. Therefore, all learning and assessing of information is ruled by Mercury, and when it retrogrades (something you will read about from time to time in my column) it tends to scramble information for everyone, making it a highly unreliable time for anyone to sign contracts or make important decisions. This is one of the few universal aspects which will effect every sign in my predictions.

This planet governs your speech and how well you get your ideas across. The sign and house in which Mercury resides will tell you lots about your natural style of gathering and dispersing information. When Mercury is stressed out, others will challenge your opinions, or you may talk too much. However, when it's in harmony with the other planets in your chart, it's a great time to write that contract, buy a new car, or even give a speech.

Mercury also rules sibling relationships, maps, letters, postal matters, travel plans, appointments, roadways, vehicles, advertising, publishing, sales, and public relations. And yes, it rules on-line services, but not cyberspace itself, which is under Aquarius. It even rules Fed Ex and other express couriers.

Mercury rules both Gemini and Virgo and, of course, the most adaptive element of the universe, quicksilver -- known as mercury. Mercury spends about 2-3 weeks in each sign, but when it retrogrades, which it does 3 to 4 times a year, it can stay in one sign as long as 10 weeks. Never far from the Sun, it takes about a year to circle the zodiac.


Susan Miller, astrologyzone.com

[thmilin]

ah, spudmuffin, you should know better than to say "it sucks." There is no "wrong" or bad in terms of astrology and ... even other forms of science (spiritual, religious, etc). All that goes around comes around; for every down an up, and vice versa. There is no one sign that gets the short end of the stick; every sign, every planet, just like every aspect of a person and of life, will deliver both good and bad.

your ruling planet ain't got nothin' to trip off of:

Uranus

Uranus is the planet of surprise and all that is unexpected. It also rules the future and all new technology -- all that has just been invented and all that is yet to come. Yes, the Internet and all of cyberspace come under the domain of Uranus, sure to be right up the ally of any Pathfinder reader. Innovative, unpredictable, resourceful and experimental, Uranus also rules pure creativity and even genius. This planet also rules the breaking up of any established patterns or structures, creating sudden -- even radical -- change.

Uranus gives a strong impulse for rebellion, independence, and even shock. Exciting and liberating, Uranus can turn over anything traditional, conventional or orthodox in its path which it deems no longer of value or having outlived its usefulness. This planet produces quick, liberating results, blending fact with intuition in its quest to discover universal truths. Yet because it is considered the higher octave of the highly intellectual planet Mercury, Uranus is strongly objective, rather than emotional. Those with strong Uranian influences in their charts are trailblazers and forerunners in their crowd. Since Uranus also holds sway over social change, it also regulates the global brotherhood of man and all humanitarian concerns, including environmental issues.

Uranus rules the sign Aquarius and electricity. It also rules astrology, and most good astrologers have a prominent Uranus in their charts (yes, you are in good hands--I have Uranus on the horizon, exactly on the "ascendant"). This planet stays in a sign for seven years and therefore takes 84 years to circle the zodiac.



Susan Miller, astrologyzone.com

[spudracer]

Cool

[Sir Toose]

Wow, that's pretty cool stuff. My ruling planet is Uranus... that was what I looking specifically for. My secondary (?) ruling planet is Mercury.... put the two in a blender and you basically have a Toose cocktail!

[spudracer]

Too bad your secondary planet isn't Mars.

Then you would have a red a*s. :D

[thmilin]

oh, sorry, I would have just posted on Uranus then. We all have other planets at different locations and basically this is the crux of astrology. Where every planet is in your chart on the date of your birth explains your personality and sometimes your future outcome, because each planet has a particular personality. A planet will move through another planet's orbit and they will affect one another - and that will in turn affect you. The planets are constant, and the science of location and travel is the basis for the science of reading personality via the stars (rather than just charting space to chart space - astronomy). technically astrologists stole the name that astronomers wanted - or rather, got to it first. but then I think they're entitled to it considering it's a much older science practiced way before Galileo even looked up at the sky.

[patti]

Originally posted by thmilin
oh, sorry, I would have just posted on Uranus then.

DO IT Thmilin........DO IT!! this I gotta see.:p

[thmilin]

*scratches head* eh?

I realized there's supposed to be some funny way to twist my words there but I ain't seein' it. Help ME!

[Sir Toose]

A play on words...

"Uranus" = "Your Anus"

Meaning that Patti wanted to see you post on ... uhhh ...my, well you'll figure it out.

[thmilin]

oh. just that? thought it was something funnier. :D yeah you guys have been cracking on the "your anus" thing for a bit so when it got to patti's post I guess I was desensitized. ;D

[patti]

yeauh, i know it's sophmoric......but the planet Uranus doesn't come up in conversations too often, and it Cracks me up everytime.

i'm partaking in a bowling charity day next sunday........for colon cancer....it's called "Bowlin' for Colons" . heh heh. and we have to come up with a team name.....we're thinkin' "the anal probes" (but we don't want to be inappropriate...seeing as how this is for cancer research.)

[Sir Toose]

Glad to be the BUTT of your jokes! :laugh:

[patti]

any ideas for a team name for me? (bowling charity)

[sadesdrk]

Okay. All three of you guys ( patti, Toose, and thmmie) have been banned from this thread. Jeez!:rolleyes:

I'm not even going to try to turn it around...it's lost to the twits.

[thmilin]

HEY! I didn't do anything. I came in here to REVIVE your topic, so you hush! :mad:

[Sir Toose]

And all I did was ask for more...? Why ya stressin? I still need more information...

[sadesdrk]

It's all good guys and gals. How much more do you need, Toose? What shall I uncover for you?

[Sir Toose]

I've got some business deals cooking. I just wonder how the stars look for a guy like me for endeavors like this... say anything like that?

I've had a successful business in the past but it turned south when the economy started falling. I'm working on something a little less risky...

[Yoda]

Yeah, do me in the business world while you're at it...ironically, I'm starting some pushes of my own soon. Spill it, woman! :laugh:

[thmilin]

my horoscope at www.astrologyzone.com is looking pretty good to me. y'all should have a look-see ... :) I DARE YOU!!

[sadesdrk]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Yeah, do me in the business world while you're at it...ironically, I'm starting some pushes of my own soon. Spill it, woman! :laugh: Abuse won't get you an accurate reading...BOY! Don't piss me off!;D

[Sir Toose]

So Sadie, you've been lax in your duties here. TWT and I made some very specific requests and you've chosen to ignore us... what's the deal? I must know if I am to be successful in my latest venture... :goof:

[sadesdrk]

Oh yeah. Sorry. I'll get right on it!


But you gotta say please....;D

[Yoda]

PLEASE

:goof:

[sadesdrk]

Okay. Now we're doing business!:)

Leo: Lucky Day-Sunday
Lucky Numbers- 8 & 9


Aquarius: Lucky Day- Wednesday
Lucky Numbers-1 & 7


I need some time to research your business atributes, my book isn't very forthcoming in that area.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Ok Sadie February 4th...
Bare my soul for all to see...



I beg to differ... there is no light without darkness, no yin without yang... I see what you're saying especially about the word choice but we're all split.
d'oh!! I've just started reading this thread, and figured it was too late to get my chart read. Yours is the same date, one year later though, so I guess that'll do! :up:

[susan]

d'oh!! I've just started reading this thread, and figured it was too late to get my chart read. Yours is the same date, one year later though, so I guess that'll do! :up:

actually, it's not too late..i just clicked on the link and it's up to date...

[SamsoniteDelilah]

actually, it's not too late..i just clicked on the link and it's up to date...
Hi, susan! :)
I meant to get a reading by Sadie, but I clicked the link at the top of this page (is that the one you meant?) and my horoscope for July is horrifying! :eek: By August, I should be ready for a wrap-aruond jacket.

[susan]

Hi, susan! :)
I meant to get a reading by Sadie, but I clicked the link at the top of this page (is that the one you meant?) and my horoscope for July is horrifying! :eek: By August, I should be ready for a wrap-aruond jacket.

yeah, that's what i meant..sorry for the misunderstanding...

my horoscope for july is horrible too..i'm a capricorn...

[allthatglitters]

I am an aquarius- but I don't really go for that type of stuff, I read it once in a while but just for fun. This thread reminds me of the debate t-shirt for last year. It had a picture of a baby, with 'Meet Leet' on it, then at the bottom it went, 'Leet is a pisces.Are you?' and then on the back it was 'Debate: Make New Friends'. I wonder if anybody took us seriously...:p

[Equilibrium]

wooohooo aeries..go my little goat loooking thing!

[jamesglewisf]

This reminds me of a funny story. For some reason my sister decided to get married in Vegas. We all went out there.

One of my father's business associates at the time decided to show up with his wife at one of the parties. She supposedly was a Christian and a psychiatrist. For some reason she had undergone cosmetic surgery multiple times, including having lips done so that they looked like they had lipstick on. She also had her eyebrows done so that basically they were a tattoo, I guess. My mom said that her doctor had finally told her he wouldn't do any more surgeries. Anyhow, I thought it was odd that a Christian psychiatrist had such a poor self-image that she had surgeries until the point where she looked like the mother in the movie "Brazil."

At some point, she started asking me what my sign and my fiance's sign were. I politely said I didn't know. Then she said, "Well, what are your birth dates?" I again quietly said, "We're really not into that." She persisted, and I again politely said, "We're really not interested in astrology." She then insisted that I tell her our birthdates to which I replied, "WE BELIEVE ASTROLOGY IS AN ABOMINATION TO GOD!"

Needless to say, the table got quiet and we moved on to other topics.

There's nothing like a Christian psychiatrist that is addicted to plastic surgery and enamored with astrology.

[Equilibrium]

This reminds me of a funny story. For some reason my sister decided to get married in Vegas. We all went out there.

One of my father's business associates at the time decided to show up with his wife at one of the parties. She supposedly was a Christian and a psychiatrist. For some reason she had undergone cosmetic surgery multiple times, including having lips done so that they looked like they had lipstick on. She also had her eyebrows done so that basically they were a tattoo, I guess. My mom said that her doctor had finally told her he wouldn't do any more surgeries. Anyhow, I thought it was odd that a Christian psychiatrist had such a poor self-image that she had surgeries until the point where she looked like the mother in the movie "Brazil."

At some point, she started asking me what my sign and my fiance's sign were. I politely said I didn't know. Then she said, "Well, what are your birth dates?" I again quietly said, "We're really not into that." She persisted, and I again politely said, "We're really not interested in astrology." She then insisted that I tell her our birthdates to which I replied, "WE BELIEVE ASTROLOGY IS AN ABOMINATION TO GOD!"

Needless to say, the table got quiet and we moved on to other topics.

There's nothing like a Christian psychiatrist that is addicted to plastic surgery and enamored with astrology.


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Caitlyn]

This reminds me of a funny story. For some reason my sister decided to get married in Vegas. We all went out there.

One of my father's business associates at the time decided to show up with his wife at one of the parties. She supposedly was a Christian and a psychiatrist. For some reason she had undergone cosmetic surgery multiple times, including having lips done so that they looked like they had lipstick on. She also had her eyebrows done so that basically they were a tattoo, I guess. My mom said that her doctor had finally told her he wouldn't do any more surgeries. Anyhow, I thought it was odd that a Christian psychiatrist had such a poor self-image that she had surgeries until the point where she looked like the mother in the movie "Brazil."


Since the lip and eyebrow tattooing would not have required a surgeons skill, I am assuming she also had had plastic surgery of some type… Do you know if the surgery and follow-up tattooing could have possibly been done in an attempt to correct some type of deformity/disfigurement?

I ask because I read an article (think it was in the New England Journal of Medicine) about people who had to have reconstructive surgery on their faces after automobile accidents… one woman had her lip color tattooed on because they basically had to fill in pieces that were missing and the tattooing evened the color out and camouflaged the scars… another had suffered severe burns to the upper portion on her face that required rather extensive skin graphs. She had to wear a special hairpiece to fill in the front section of her hair and have her eyebrows tattooed on because she didn’t have any…

As far as a poor self image, society can be very mean spirited when it comes to someone looking a bit out of what is the accepted norm… Christians included.

[jamesglewisf]

It was all cosmetic, nothing reconstructive. My mom had known her for years before the surgeries and said she was a pretty woman back then, so it wasn't societal pressure. It was pure vanity. She didn't need to correct any deformity or disfigurement, and she didn't look unusual until after the surgeries.

The plastic surgery was multiple times: nose, chin, face lift, etc. That's what I was talking about her having so many surgeries that her face looked like the woman from Brazil.