7thson
08-13-07, 12:37 AM
Metaphoric Rants of a Schizoid
What the Hell does Heaven want from me? I repent like a hooker in church, I feel as sick as a bulimic at a breakfast buffet. My mind is as befuddled as a drunken retard at a game show made for geniuses with an IQ twenty times my shoe size. I feel as lonely as a Tom Hanks character in a movie with an Island in it, minus the soccer ball. My “Monty Pythonic” humor has run as dry as a river in Iraq and is as pitiful as a Democrat trying to negotiate Democracy with Osama and Hitler, and Satan. I feel Like a Jew in a shower and like a child in a pedophiliac convention on a South Park episode. Dennis Miller needs a clue and Bill Maher needs an enema rife with reality and laced with caffeine.
All I want is an unadulterated thought process that tends to heal not hurt, that and a country that knows how we got here and the sacrifices that gave us our freedom. That is all I want and all I need, that and this remote control and this lamp, and this chair, and a beautiful girl like Bernadette Peters, that’s all I need.
And a good magazine………….
And MOFO,…………and movies, and books, and food & water…………………that’s it nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other than pocket Aces every hand at a WPT event …that’s it that’s all.
What the Hell does Heaven want from me? I repent like a hooker in church, I feel as sick as a bulimic at a breakfast buffet. My mind is as befuddled as a drunken retard at a game show made for geniuses with an IQ twenty times my shoe size. I feel as lonely as a Tom Hanks character in a movie with an Island in it, minus the soccer ball. My “Monty Pythonic” humor has run as dry as a river in Iraq and is as pitiful as a Democrat trying to negotiate Democracy with Osama and Hitler, and Satan. I feel Like a Jew in a shower and like a child in a pedophiliac convention on a South Park episode. Dennis Miller needs a clue and Bill Maher needs an enema rife with reality and laced with caffeine.
All I want is an unadulterated thought process that tends to heal not hurt, that and a country that knows how we got here and the sacrifices that gave us our freedom. That is all I want and all I need, that and this remote control and this lamp, and this chair, and a beautiful girl like Bernadette Peters, that’s all I need.
And a good magazine………….
And MOFO,…………and movies, and books, and food & water…………………that’s it nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other than pocket Aces every hand at a WPT event …that’s it that’s all.