Movie Lines You Routinely Incorporate Into Your Day-to-Day Life

[Yoda]

I know I'm not the only one who does this. Usually, it's with comedies. If I step outside on a hot day with someone, it's even money that one of us will look at the other and say "Milk was a bad choice!"

Sometimes, it's out of nowhere. Last week I was sitting at a poker game and started the "I still don't know to this day what those two Italian ladies were signing about" monologue from The Shawshank Redemption for no apparent reason.

It goes to ridiculous lengths at times; if, at one of said poker games, someone uses the phrase "chillin' out" for any reason, there's approximately a 95% chance someone will continue with the second-half of the theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, at which point two or three others will join in, and it won't stop -- literally -- until they've gone all the way through.

So, what memorable lines, from movies or TV, do you find yourself using in day-to-day life on a daily basis? Have you ever quoted a movie without explanation and had someone not recognize it? Did you explain it to them, or just move on?

[SaintxSuicide]

Very True, I tend to use quotes around people that only know what I'm talking about. My favorite is from Old School when Mitch is in the cab...

Mitch: I'm Sorry,Your seatbelt seems to be broken,What do you reccomend i do?
Cabdriver:I reccomend you stop being such a F*****. You're in the back seat.

I find myself using that one quite a bit around friends when they tend to complain about the most trivial things. It always sparks a good laugh and many other movie refrences

[Sedai]

Oh man, I constantly do this, to the point where I question whether or not my entire vocabulary is made up of movie quotes...

"Is there anyone on this planet to even challenge me?!" - Superman II

"Who stole my frozen banana guacamole??" And HEY!! They also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!" - Don't remember where I got this one, but it makes people laugh...

"Only now do you understand...." - Return of the Jedi

"Very impressive, you speak chinese just like a native" - The Muppets Take Manhatten (damn, I'm lame)

"Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon" - Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home

"You must Chill!" - Say Anything

"You're stewed buttwad!" - Weird Science

and for any hungover folks... another weird sci classic...

"How would you like a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray?"

[Holden Pike]

The whole movies I routinely quote the most from are probably Fletch, Quick Change, Joe vs. the Volcano and Young Frankenstein. There are at least a dozen lines from each of those I'll recite almost daily, including...
"You should have seen my shoes."
"Buenos dias. Coke and Taco."
"Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?"
"You don't mean Communists, do you, Sam?"
"And a damn fine answer, if I do say so my damn self."
"Melanoma, carcinoma, some kind of noma.
"I don't know, I don't have any....No elephant books."
"Thank you, Doc. You ever serve time?"
"Ah, you usin' the whole fist, Doc?"
"I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy."
"Not since breakfast."
"He draws the foul!"
"I'm a shepherd."
"Ah, come on guys. It's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course? It's all ball bearings nowadays."
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull rank on you, I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the mattress poilce. There are no tags on these matresses. I'm gonna have to take you downtown."
"Why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other."
"You and your wife are currently alive, I take it."
"If you shoot me you're liable to loose a lot of those humanitarian awards."
"Thank god, the Police."
"Smile. Say flesh. Look, defenseless babies!"
"Sometimes thier noses are horns."
"It's bad luck just seein' a thing like that."
"They're on a blufftone!"
"And thanks, for calling me 'friend'."
"Get your own women."
"Quiet! No codes."
"He doesn't even understand colors!"
"This ain't my dick in your back"
"That's a relief."
"Then I said, 'It's all over, Chuckles,' and wrassled him to the floor, but he got some gal in his sights and I had to let up. That's when he coldcocked me"
"Oh, Sir. You forgot your map, and our million dollars."
"Well, unless someone wants to make a higher offer? It's got a moon on it."
"Ooooh, Baby; up yer butt with a cocanut!"
"You could have given us help, but you've given us so much more."
"I'm not arguing that with you!....I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?.....Who said that?....If I said that, I would have been wrong......I'm not arguing that with you...."
"Not that anybody could look good under these zombie lights. I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeballs."
"I'm not sick except for this terminal disease?"
"Which has no symptoms."
"You didn't get a second opinion on something called a 'brain cloud'?"
"I bribed them, to sing us a song that would drive us insane and make our hearts swell and burst."
"Damned if I know, Kemosabe. All I know is when you're making those kinds of calls, you're up in the high country."
"Live like a king, die like a man, that's what I say."
"Very exciting....as a luggage problem."
"Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us."
"I love you too. I've never been in love with anybody before either. It's great, I am glad. But the timing sticks, I gotta go."
"I'm a flibbertygibbit."
"I have no response to that."
"Ovaltine?"
"Put the candle back!"
"Taffeta, sweetheart."
"Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban."
"Roll, roll, roll is zee hay...!"
"He'd have an enormous schwanschtucker."
"Abby someone."
"Sed-a-GIVE!?!"
"Quiet dignity and grace."
"Wait, where are you going? I was going to make espresso."
"Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti?"
"What the Hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!
"A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun."
And on and on.

[Austruck]

Aha, Holden, I had to read through your whole list waiting for the Young Frankenstein quotes. Would you believe I have the soundtrack from that album ... on vinyl? :D Anyone who quotes from YF is aces in my book, of course.

I'm surprised Yoda didn't mention the most obvious movie-quoting-instigator of all time ... and I bet this holds true for just about anybody here: All you have to do in a group of semi-normal people is quote ONE line (oh heck, half a line) from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and usually everyone else keeps going and pretty much quotes the whole rest of the movie.

"...with big nasty teeth!"
"... some call me Tim."
"We are the knights who say 'Ni'!"
"It's only a flesh wound."
"I got better."
"Bring out yer dead!"
"Run away! Run away!"
[singing] "I have to push the pram a lot!"
"What is your favorite color?" "Blue -- no, green!"


Well, okay, I'll stop -- but we all know I could have gone on forever. Quoting from The Holy Grail is addictive, so you're probably all sitting there running through entire scenes in your head. :)

[Austruck]

Here's one we use a lot and yet I can't recall at all where it came from: "That's going to leave a mark...."

Anyone refresh my memory??

[Austruck]

Holden, you missed the easiest one with Young Frankenstein: "Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"

[SaintxSuicide]

"Catch you on the flip side"

i never started saying that untill i saw boondock saints when Funnyman rocco says it

and Young Frankenstein is my 2nd favorite movie by mel brooks
1st of course would be Spaceballs.

"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"

[Black Soldiers coming desert with large pick] "We aint find s***"

[aelmeox]

Birdy! Butterfly! Tiger!

[Reservoir Dog]

"Give me the ****ing keys, you ****ing *********** mother****er, AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"

Don't ask.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

What, this old thing? I only wear it when I don't care what I look like! (It's A Wonderful Life)

Six hunned dollahs?! It's not even leathah!!! (Working Girl)

"-wise" meaning "in reference to" (The Apartment)

Inconcievable. (The Princess Bride)

I am NOT drinking any F**KING MERLOT!!! (Sideways)

[Jae]

I'll be back.

Do you understand the words that are commin' out of my mouth?

Gimme a litre o' cola.

Eatin' a b*tch out, and givin' a b*tch a foot massage ain't even the same f**ckin' thing.

[sith_rising]

"Lead the way, Jorge"

- Tarantino in Desperado.

[weishuang]

i'll be back!

oh yes,there will be blood.

[undercoverlover]

i too feel the need to sing, in its entirety, the theme song to the fresh prince.

I regularly say:
'lets get some f**king french toast!' - 40 year old virgin
'good things' (complete with ear lobe rubbing) - Along came Polly
'Spank you, spank you very much' - Ace Ventura
'In the jungle the mighty jungle...' - also from ace ventura
I make my younger brother do the 'Truffle Shuffle' from the Goonies
as well as countless buffy quotes between close friends who can excuse this annoying habit
'Have you seen a man eat his own head?' (wait for response) 'Then you haven't seen everything have you?' - team america
'Nobody takes me serirousryyyy....' - Team America
'Surprise c**kfags!' - team america

[diamondgeeza]

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fu*king jet in that (Snatch)

Lock, stock, the fu*kin' lot. (lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels)

Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fu*k (Friday)

Do the letters F.O mean anything to you? (Smokey and the Bandit)

You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive. (Gone in 60 Seconds)

......Being a lorry driver i can alway's count on a few choice phrases to shout at people who p*ss me off on the road!!!

[Tacitus]

Years ago, I used to regularly use quotes from Withnail & I in polite conversation ("I demand to have some booze!" etc etc etc) before realising that it was an incredibly uncool thing to do.

Maybe it was something to do with being a student? :D

[PrometheusFG]

This is a funny one

Yeeeeaaaaa Booooooooy- Shaun of the Dead

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

"Get the f_ck out of my way!" - Tom Green ("Gord," Freddy Got Fingered)

I've said that for years but when Tom Green, or Gord, said it to an old lady that got in his way while driving a car he made it a classic. It's from Freddy Got Fingered which is, by the way, the best movie to ever come out of the planet earth.

[AmyLovesYou]

Terminatior........I'll be back, and for some reason I have to do it in the same tone and accent. LOL.

[Jae]

who is your daddy and what does he do?

[IchibanKurosawa]

Schnitzengiggle..
I saw Beerfest yesterday and i cant stop saying it.

[snoman7472]

this is more from South Park, but it originates from ALIENS...

"The aliens mostly come out at night....mostly"

My friends and I frequently substitute "aliens" and "come out at night" with random objects that incorporate into the conversation (eg: Andy mostly does a good job of making a decent pizza....mostly)

i just realized that I may be the only one who finds this humorous

[nebbit]

When people are trying to be serious, I say "then why are you wearing that hat" from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes :D

No one is perfect: "Some Like it hot" :D

[Loner]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare6/fargo/uk-00.30.59.jpg

I'm ****ing hungry now you know. (http://www.kolumbus.fi/jon.haglund/wav/f_pancakes.wav)

Gaer Grimsrud-Fargo

[BobbyB]

I often say to my friends "What business you in? Cause I'm in the knifin' business!"

[Bill]

-"Surely you can't be serious" from Airplane
-"NEVER, No matter what, NEVER open the door. OK, I was just joking. OPEN THE ********* DOOR NOW!" from Young Frankstien
- "Ah, hamburgers, a heathly choice for breakfast." from Pulp Fiction

[PappaSteve]

Occasionally, when me and a particular friend of mine are walking down the street and a plane flies overhead- kinda low, one of us will point up and say:

"See that, I think it's a mail-plane,"
"Oh yeah, how can you tell?"
"Well didn't you see the little balls."

That one's from The 3 Amigos.

[SpoOkY]

I have a few I use every now and then:

"Are you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver
"Don't you dare try to stop me, try to stop me" - Hook
"There's so much beauty in the world" - American Beauty
"You call that a knife, this is a knife!" - Crocodile Dundee (lame aussie humour :P)
"If i'm not back in 5 minutes....wait longer" - Ace Ventura
"Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you" - As Good as it Gets (just as a joke statement)
"Why don't you make like a tree and get the heck out of here" Biff from Back to the Future

[PappaSteve]

"Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you" - As Good as it Gets (just as a joke statement)


That movie has the BEST lines possibly ever.

Girl: "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin: "I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability."

Nicholson was awesome in that too. I just love how politically incorrect it was. I think most people pass it off as a romance movie, but it was actually a pretty brilliant film overall.

[Austruck]

"As Good As It Gets" is one of those movies I watch every time I get a chance, and I always love the dialogue and the interplay of the characters. Great casting in that movie, too.

One I like to use when I can (and wish I could find a way to use more) is from "The Birdcage":

"Sweetie, you're wasting your gum...."

Lane's delivery on that line (in that whole scene) was impeccable.

[BobbyB]

Just thought of some others. Don't ask why.

"Ya' catch my drift? Ya' know, the kind of...X rated pronos." Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story
"All righty then" Ace Ventura
"Um...yeah" Office Space
"And that's...bad? Right?" The Emperor's New Groove

[spudracer]

Alrighty, lemme take a swing at this...

"You're not a daisy, you're not a daisy at all"
"You tell them I'm coming, and hell's coming with me....hell's coming with me"

There's just a couple. Only ones I can think of so early in the morning.

[PappaSteve]

"You're not a daisy, you're not a daisy at all"
"You tell them I'm coming, and hell's coming with me....hell's coming with me"


I forgot about "Tombstone" some of the BEST lines ever.

You know any Stephen Foster? Camptown Races? Oh Susana? Stephen Stinking Foster?
Ah yes well, this happens to be a Nocturne.
A which?
You know- Frederic F***ing Chopin?

OR:

It would appear Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I REALLY hate him.

[delicado_cinco]

Someone started quoting Joe Versus the Volcano, which I love and most people haven't seen it.

What about the Big Lebowski? I could work a line from that movie into any conversation.

[spudracer]

Someone started quoting Joe Versus the Volcano, which I love and most people haven't seen it.

Ok, here's where your wrong. Most people HAVE seen Joe Versus the Volcano, but don't want to admit it.

[Holden Pike]

I've said it time and time again, but Joe Versus the Volcano is a brilliant flick. I love it to pieces.

http://www.mindspring.com/~waponi/jpg/ang1.jpg (http://www.meg.stopklatka.pl/photos/lobby_cards/joe_vs_volcano05.jpg)
ANGELICA: I'm a flibbertygibbit.

[7thson]

Anytime I figure out something tough at work or at home I say:

"A-ha! I thought it was one of the prime numbers of the Zeeman series. I haven't changed!"

[Loner]

http://www.3aw.com.au/images/DVD/Unforgiven%20Pic%201.jpg

Deserve's got nothin' to do with it... (http://www.fugly.com/victims/victimx_15/clint/clip007.mp3)

William 'Bill' Munny-Unforgiven

[undercoverlover]

'whats the matter, zee germans after you?'

'you can call me susan if it makes you happy.'

'cor you been using sh*t for toothpaste again mullet?'

'why did i meet you amongst the gar-barge?'

[delicado_cinco]

Ok, here's where your wrong. Most people HAVE seen Joe Versus the Volcano, but don't want to admit it.

That makes me feel like...like you are all somehow familiar...like I've finally come home!

"If I had the need, and the wherewithal, Mr. Banks, this would be my trunk of choice."

[juno101]

any tricky situation: "we're gonna need a bigger boat..."

everyone says it now at work, even my superviser!:eek:

everone loves jaws don't they?

[undercoverlover]

nope

[Loner]

http://www.prisonflicks.com/images/CHLCaptain.jpg

"What we've got here is failure to communicate." (http://www.destgulch.com/movies/luke/luke18.wav)

Captain-Cool Hand Luke

[max cady]

my favs are from carlitos way when pacino says;
"you think your big time-your gonna die big time"
and the godfather when pacino says;
"keep your friends close,but your enemies closer".

[undercoverlover]

'ya let him beatcha, ya c*ck knocker!' from stand by me
'know how i know you're gay (insert comical description)...' 40 year old virgin

[sandyintheburbs]

"Looks like I picked up a bad day to give up [insert almost anything here: drinking, smoking, chocolate]."

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
"Wonderful girl. Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her."

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges."

[ToBeOrNotToBe]

Annoyingly I can't go the day without saying to someone "Forget about it!" Napoleon Dynamite style...

[Sexy Celebrity]

I hate to seem so boring, but I don't think I ever go around quoting movies at random much. I'll try and keep a tab on myself if I do the next time, but I usually stick to my own personal sexy-isms.

[nebbit]

I hate to seem so boring,
Boring, you, never :nope:

[linespalsy]

I used to have a shirt that said "you talkin to me" with that picture of deniro holding a gun after he just shot the guy in the hallway (I know, kinda lame, I always felt kind of embarassed to wear it because of the cheesy tough-guy quote. Plus I was always affraid someone would say "I'm talkin to you".

Somedays I used to say "suck on this" and shoot my little brothers with rubberbands. I'm a little too old for that now.

My sister and I will often apply the Eric Estrada from Sealab accent to various household items, for example if there happens to be some doritos in the room one of us will say "oh yeah, I'm gonna eat me som doh-reet-ohs"

[cmitchell]

I have a habbit of saying "Allllrighty then".

I dont know why. I ****ing hate that movie.

edit: Also (not an exact quote, but it never is):
"I need to write. Just one line, then Ill go get a coffee. And a muffin. Mmmmm banana muffin."

[missmari98]

Cheech And Chong


He Said His Name Is, Rrrrrrrraaaaaaallllllllppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhh



Born In East La

I Really Like Your Phants

[pokrprodgy23]

Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-****ed the **** out of me.
Wedding Crashers

[Peronel]

My brother and I only sepak in Simpsons quotes. We tried to go five minutes without doing it once, and didn't have anything to talk about! Most used (about three times a day) is the sequence inn the stonecutters ep where Homer is talking to the plumber:

"Really?"
"Yes."
"Reeeeeeaaallly?"
"Yes...YES!"
"Well what if I was to shake your hand in this-wise?"

It happens anytime someone says the word 'really'.

Others include:
"You just called me a bastard, didn't you?" (The Young Ones)

"Who's tryin to kill you Mr. Donutman?" (Wayne's World)

"I've had plenty of jobs, nothing you'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets." (also Wayne's World)

plus many, many more

[oern]

"how long is this going to take?" madagascar

[aussiegirl88]

Me and my friend after watching Bio-Dome about 4 times in one day are constantly saying...

.."when we're not out saving the environment, we're thinking of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu"..

we usually say when shes over my house when we actually are eating tofu because i am vegetarian lol

[Golgot]

I only remember stuff that I've watched far too many times... hence favourites from my childhood...hence...

Flash Gordon

It's a really... brilliant... stra_te_gyyy

and

Why not? (Sydow stylee)

[ORO]

"Not even the wankers in the street drink that!" -- WITHNAIL & I

It crops up most days.

[Mousey350]

Alllllllllrrriiiighty Then!

[undercoverlover]

'im going to go across the street and get you some orange sherbert.'
'all for sh!ts and giggles'


and for some reason

'lions and tigers and bears, oh my!'

[Monkeypunch]

"I can't know that!" - Serenity
"I just filled the cup." - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Are you prejudiced?" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"Don't take any guff from these f***ing swine!" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Poultry_man]

"there's someting about blasting the s@#$ out of a razorback that brightens up me whole day" Razorback

[dojo]

"That's all" .. saw the Devil Wears Prada and loved the way Miranda was saying this :D

[fry]

"You gotta be sh!tty me Robbie" - The Wedding Singer

"What the Hell was that all about?" - Black Sheep

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man, take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have" - Unforgiven

"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying" - The Shawshank Redemption

"Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering is the path to the darkside..." - Star Wars: Episode I

(when answering the phone): "This is Cush" - Jerry Maguire

[joshuafor]

I am going to punch you in the ovary right in the baby maker
Anchor Man

Dorthy Mantooth is a saint

[Kitsune Castle]

A history of the world pt one

"GRUMISS"

[MovieMaker5087]

More or less lines from A Christmas Story, such as "What's a football?" to jokingly show I have no grip on sports.

[Iroquois]

I quote a wide variety of movies on a regular basis - if I had to pick one, it's Scarface.

[billdozer]

Correctamundo!!!!

[Amber]

Thank You for playing-from Dead Poet Society(Whenever a student gives a smartass answer to a math question I use it.)

[coolhiptrendy]

Yes pleish (Borat voice)
Never get out of the boat (should have been in Apocalpse Now )

[BobbyB]

First rule of leadership...everything is your fault.

[Powdered Water]

"Illuminate... Deluminate" Demolition Man


"What's with you and the f*ckin sandwiches" Bad Santa

"Not the fat little sausage fingers" Bad Santa

[eMilee]

1. ''if u cannot say anything nice, come sit by me.''---in steel magnolias but i just found out that teddy roosevelt's daughter had this on a pillow.

[Partimus]

"Excellent" - in my best/worst Mr. Burns voice

"Let me face the peril!" - MP & THG

"INCONCEIVABLE!" - Princess Bride

"You did not just shoot that green Sh*t at me!" - Independence Day

"Ya, and monkeys might fly outta my butt!" - Wayne's World

"Excuse me Russell, but I believe I requested the hand job" - Wayne's World

Those are just a few that came to mind. I'm sure I am much worse than that ;)

[Caitlyn]

You're gonna need a bigger boat. ~ Jaws

Although, considering I'm crazy enough to live somewhere below sea level, it gets changed to We're gonna need a bigger boat a lot... :p

[linespalsy]

"Give, Queenie!" ~ You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (I think). Whenever we want something that someone else has.

[regina414]

Duh!
As if!
Hello?!
Whatever!

- From the romantic comedy film Clueless.

[rufnek]

I know I'm not the only one who does this. Usually, it's with comedies. If I step outside on a hot day with someone, it's even money that one of us will look at the other and say "Milk was a bad choice!"

Sometimes, it's out of nowhere. Last week I was sitting at a poker game and started the "I still don't know to this day what those two Italian ladies were signing about" monologue from The Shawshank Redemption for no apparent reason.

It goes to ridiculous lengths at times; if, at one of said poker games, someone uses the phrase "chillin' out" for any reason, there's approximately a 95% chance someone will continue with the second-half of the theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, at which point two or three others will join in, and it won't stop -- literally -- until they've gone all the way through.

So, what memorable lines, from movies or TV, do you find yourself using in day-to-day life on a daily basis? Have you ever quoted a movie without explanation and had someone not recognize it? Did you explain it to them, or just move on?

I can't think of any movie--or other--line that I use daily or even weekly. The conversations I have just aren't that predictable, although my youngest brother did get in a habit of talking about "cowboying up;" not sure what he meant, but I suspect he got it from some movie.

However, a second brother--between me and my youngest brother in age--was once in Billy Bob's, a Dallas honky tonk that attracts tourist like Gilly's used to do here in Houston, when a fella came up and said there was a gal in their group visiting from up north who wanted to meet a cowboy and would my brother (who certainly looked the part) oblige? So he goes over, and this gal says, "Are you a real cowboy?" My brother said later, "I'd been waiting for years for someone to feed me that straight line!" So he pushes back his Resistol, leans back on the bar, and says, "Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is!" (The meeting scene, as near as I can remember, between Debra Winger and John Travolta in Urban Cowboy).

Me, I'm more apt to quote country songs. So my reply would have been, "Don't call him a cowboy until you see him ride."

[crashbarbarian]

Tombstone - damn this birds jumping, im you're huckleberry, you aint no daisy, skin that smoke wagon, (insert name) i'm rolling

Predator - so you cooked up some story and dropped the six of us in the meat grinder, stick around, you're one ugly mother fxxxer, whats the mater (insert name) been pushing too many pencils

Billy Madison - oh so sorry to interupt... proceed

Top Gun - negative ghost rider the pattern is full

Raising Arizona - I'm crapping you negative

and many more

[undercoverlover]

Judd Apatow and Will Ferrel movies are the most quotable i think

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Frank Vitchard: This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous.

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises.

Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone] I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
---
Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush.

Chazz: Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole!

Chazz: [talking to the press] This is my brother. And this is my brother's new girlfriend and she is NOT a whore!

Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and i piss excellence.

Herschell: Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position... You're welcome.

[Powdered Water]

What a great thread Yoda, I can't believe I found this all the way back on page 16!

Any way I just popped in a couple that that I say a lot at random but there are so many more.

I say "Deluminate" to myself almost every time I turn off the lights. The world's illiterate untie! :p

I'm pretty sure I could take up an entire page with all the stupid crap that comes out of my mouth at random on any given day so I won't bore everyone.

A couple more of my favorites from some of the holiday movies we've been watching are:

"Sh*ter's full"! Christmas Vacation

"Are you sayin there's something wrong with my gear?" Bad Santa, I say this way to often and will probably get into a heap of trouble someday.

I really hope I never blurt out the fat little sausage fingers remark if I ever talk to a little person.

And of course... FRA-GEE-LAY!, every single time I open something.

I need therapy.:eek:

[Equilibrium]

"I"ll catch you on the flipside" (boondock saints)..at the end of all of my phone convos

"milk was a bad choice" (anchorman) everytime i choose a beverage that i dont like.

"I piss excellence" everytime i recieve a compliment.

"shooooot me" (Full metal jacket-the part where the vietnamese girl begs the soldier to finish her off) everytime im in a bind.

"I like you, do you like me?" (Borat) everytime i feel some tension in the room.

"verrrry niiiiice" (Borat) everytime something good happens that doesnt require me being serious.

so many more....im in a phase right now though where im not as witty as i used to be...

[Outbreak]

i say this 2 my friend a lot "yo man, hows my driving?"
he always responds "man, i think we're parked" *cheech n chong up in smoke*

and I also say "if so powerful you are... why leave?" when ever someone goes home or something like that.

"there are 3 types of people in this world; dicks, pussies and
********..."

and i've always wanted 2 say this since watching superbad... *hot chick* "we'll scratch your back if you scratch ours."
*me* well, the funny thing about my back *hotchick name*, its located on my cock"

[meatwadsprite]

"hey why are you here ? I thought I told you to go f**k your mother ?" - i find myself saying this to all people

[7thson]

"hey why are you here ? I thought I told you to go f**k your mother ?" - i find myself saying this to all people

Why "all" people? I mean do you say this to your mother, yourself, a family member, your teachers, the chashier at your local store, the movie theater manager at your local cinema - I mean ALL???? You would be dead or worse by now if this was true - and to steal your thunder: you can say it to me, but I wouldnt really care.:rolleyes:

[Captain Driftwood]

I wouldn't say that I incorporate too many lines into my everyday dialogue. I will sit down and toss around quotations until the cows come home, but that is different. Only one comes to mind that I have used in normal conversation:

"Hello. Hello. Anybody home? Think Mcfly. Think."

I even knock on top of my buddy's head and everything.

Biff Tannen...gotta love it.

[mark f]

That one is used by everyone I know (if only occasionally), but as you say, you have to knock on their forehead. :cool:

[Caitlyn]

"hey why are you here ? I thought I told you to go f**k your mother ?" - i find myself saying this to all people



I'm fairly certain this is an out and out lie... I'm also fairly certain this is a bid for attention... and that you are trying to "fit in", so to speak... and if so, you are going about it the wrong way.

[Sir Toose]

I routinely call one of my co-workers (male) 'Clarice' as we both regularly quote Silence of the Lambs. I'd have to say that the most regular one we use is "ready when you are Officer Pembry" when going to lunch or a meeting together.

[Sir Toose]

Tombstone - damn this birds jumping


I love Tombstone so I have to correct you :D

It's 'burg' informally referring to a small town, versus 'bird' referring to avian animal.

[meatwadsprite]

hey why are you here ? i thought i told you to go f**k your mother ?


see how usefull it is ?

I know you consider this witty, and I know that I told myself that I would ignore you for awhile, so: Apologize or leave, that is my thoughts, if they matter in this instance. Seriously dude, wake up - you have the IQ, now learn how to mesh your social skills with it.

[Caitlyn]

hey why are you here ? i thought i told you to go f**k your mother ?


see how usefull it is ?



People normally treat you the same way you treat them... remember that.

[emir]

"Usefull"? It's hullarious!

[Sir Toose]

hey why are you here ? i thought i told you to go f**k your mother ?


see how usefull it is ?

Okay,

Consider yourself on my radar. Up until this point I've been ignoring your antics because of your age and your obvious disability in critical thinking.

I'm seriously considering just banning your account due to the comments I've seen regarding your posting of late.

I would expect that you would take this opportunity to reconsider your current path and apologize to Caitlyn for the above comment.

You're on notice. Keep it up and I won't hesitate to run you out of here. One too many people have complained about you and your antics so booting you at this point is easier than thinking about why we should allow you to stay. This is more warning than I intended to give, use it wisely.

[nebbit]

Okay,
I would expect that you would take this opportunity to reconsider your current path and apologize to Caitlyn for the above comment.

Yes right now :furious:

[meatwadsprite]

What percent of people here aren't mods ?

I don't appreciate you editing my posts either


GROW UP!!!!!!!!!

[Caitlyn]

What percent of people here aren't mods ?

I don't appreciate you editing my posts either


GROW UP!!!!!!!!!


The real question is exactly why he had to edit your post...

[Sir Toose]

I'm waiting on the apology. If I don't see it tomorrow I'm banning the account. No wisecracks, no bull-sh*t, just an apology.

Also, to answer your query, there are thousands of users and less than 10 mods. Just enough to ensure that immature and/or rude posts/posters aren't tolerated.

If you value your membership here, meatwad, make the apology and we'll move on.

[meatwadsprite]

Sorry if I offended you Caitlyn - even if you deserved it

And Sir Toose I sincerely belive your mod power should be stripped away .

[Tacitus]

I routinely quote the 4th line from the end of The The's Good Morning Beautiful (from Mind Bomb) in situations like this.

It's a song not a movie but...

[BobbyB]

From Knocked Up.

Whenever I say "Probably" I always a few seconds later follow it up with "I'd hide you."

It's from when Seth Rogen says "Do you think she's trying to hide me?"

And Paul Rudd, so flippantly, says "Probably. I'd hide you."

[Sir Toose]

And Sir Toose I sincerely belive your mod power should be stripped away .

I'll register that with the complaint department while you're gone.

[Mrs. Darcy]

I use, "Get off of me, you little fungus," from Christmas Vacation when dealing with the assortment of pets we have here trying to beg food and/or attention from me.

[Powdered Water]

I use, "Get off of me, you little fungus," from Christmas Vacation when dealing with the assortment of pets we have here trying to beg food and/or attention from me.

Lmao!, That reminds of the line I use from The Big Lebowski, pretty much every time I see a new animal. "Mmmm, nice Marmit man.":p

[Johnny Dangerously]

i always find myself using Top Gun lines.

When someone is looking like they are down..
"talk to me, goose"

When somebody asks me a yes or no question
"thats a negative, ghostrider"

When somebody says im doing something dangerous
"THATS RIGHT!..ice...man...i am dangerous"

When we are about to go racing
"I feel the need, the need FOR SPEED!"

there plenty more..but thats just a few of them.

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

"Good! More for you and me." - Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

[Caitlyn]

Sorry if I offended you Caitlyn - even if you deserved it

Just so we are clear on something.... the quote I called you down on was an insult to everyone... not just me... and if you pull it again... I'll ban you ... and it won't be for just a week.

Now, I hope we can move on...

[Outbreak]

...

*AWKWARD*

...

ill b the first to start fresh, moving on... i seem to like saying this a lot to people i meet for the first time or when i meet someone I know in a random place.
"Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die"


princes bride BTW

[Iroquois]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a117/drummerman73/slater.jpg

"Okay, maaaan. Check ya laterrrr..." - Slaterson in Dazed and Confused

[mc-yui]

Forrest Gump (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/): Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.

[crashbarbarian]

I love Tombstone so I have to correct you :D

It's 'burg' informally referring to a small town, versus 'bird' referring to avian animal.

are you kidding me, i've seen this movie over a million times and never new that... i liked the quote a whole lot better when i thought it was bird!

[Caitlyn]

If it bleeds we can kill it.



;)

[Mrs. Darcy]

You use that at work, Cait? I bet the thugs love to hear Predator quotes! :D

[Caitlyn]

You use that at work, Cait? I bet the thugs love to hear Predator quotes! :D


Sorta brings it all into perspective once in a while for a few of them... ;)

[thebest]

Princess Bride and All Ferrel(Anchorman mostly) but also:

Mostly they come at night. Mostly . . . . She's so cute 'n' weird!

That's badass!
My 1st wife-Who is a whore by the way!
You cockblocked McLuvin! We should be guiding his cock not blocking it.

Plus I kinda look like Fogell so that's a bonus. You could say it's a 9-inch bonus.



Your name's Fogell? F$CK THAT! We're callin you McLuvin!




Sounds like a sexy hamburger . . . .

[Iroquois]

After re-watching Clerks last night, I've realised just how much I quote Randal on a day-to-day basis.

[shady pines ma]

Whenever people asked why I didn't play sports in school, I'd quote Clueless and say "I don't like sports where balls fly at my nose."

[susan]

Do or do not, there is no try. (Star Wars V - The Empire Strikes Back)

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. (The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai in the 5th Dimension)

[Lennon]

I usually say

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? " - Army of Darkness... it is sad I've watched that movie so many times, I can recite this from memory on a dime

[Jason_H225]

There's no way my luck can be that bad...

[Mrs. Darcy]

We love City Slickers at our house and we use lines from that a lot.
When I have to wait for anything for longer than a second, anywhere, I'll say, "Phil, I'm standing." I get odd looks from everyone but my husband, who knows what I'm referring to.

We also use, "I'm on vacation" when we're rushed on the weekends and not resting like we want to be.

The famous, "Rumaki?" line gets tossed out when we've done something stupid and embarrassing like Phil.

[christine]

"I'm not made of eyes" from Hot Fuzz. Gotta be said in a West Country accent so luckily we live in the right place ;)

I'm very fond of "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes" at times of no particular relevance :D

then there's "Whaddaya hear whaddaya say" from Angels with Dirty Faces and "Top of the world Ma" from White Heat (I know that's not quite what he says)

[Lennon]

"I'm not made of eyes" from Hot Fuzz. Gotta be said in a West Country accent so luckily we live in the right place ;)



I personally love, "Accidents happen all the time, what makes you think it was Murder."
Just the way she says it is funny

[Powdered Water]

We love City Slickers at our house and we use lines from that a lot.
When I have to wait for anything for longer than a second, anywhere, I'll say, "Phil, I'm standing." I get odd looks from everyone but my husband, who knows what I'm referring to.

We also use, "I'm on vacation" when we're rushed on the weekends and not resting like we want to be.

The famous, "Rumaki?" line gets tossed out when we've done something stupid and embarrassing like Phil.

See this is a good example of a movie that has been ingrained so deeply that I don't even realize it at times. Almost half the time I answer the telephone I'll say it the same way that Mitch does when he's talking to Norman. "Hellooo" It really doesn't translate well here but if you've seen the flick you know what I mean.

[Mrs. Darcy]

Yeah, I use it too to get someone's attention, usually a student's.

Hellooo...

[Powdered Water]

Yeah, I use it too to get someone's attention, usually a students.

Hellooo...

:rotfl:Priceless.

[crashbarbarian]

maybe you haven't been keeping up with curent events but we just got our asses kicked pal!

[crashbarbarian]

rubber baby buggy bumpers

[zero_digit]

"savvy"

:D

[thebest]

Slayerspeak has blended seamlessly with everything me and my brothers say, and for me I always like to use the occasional "shiny" or "Gorram" from Firefly/Serenity.

Plus the Chinese I learned from Simon Tam(Sean Maher and Zac Efron versions):

Dah bien hwa!=Awesome!
Tien shuh duh!=Disgusting filth!

[~DaRk-EyE~]

"Just surviving..." --- James Bond...

[Iroquois]

Whenever anyone asks me whether or not I've done something (and I haven't), I quote the hitch-hiker from Slacker and say, "Hell no! I have less important things to do."

And also from Slacker, "I should have stayed at the bus station." The best context this works in is if I regret making some kind of choice. It's kinda become my catchphrase lately.

[Tatanka]

Some prayers I routinely employ.......
"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental...videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.." (Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights)

I heard one of my best friends down in Tennessee call his dad "Focker" not long after Meet the Parents came out. Since then, there was some kind of neural synapse that misfired or something, because my buddies and I still can't stop calling each other "Focker," especially when we do something imbecilic. Try it (in casual settings, of course). It's borderline addicting.

[movielover]

"Are you talkin' to me?" Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver

[psycho32]

What the bloody hell was that?

[Silas]

it aint over till its over! Good old rocky!

[mark f]

I thought that was Yogi Berra. :)

[dade_morphy]

i got to say one of my favs is from the first batman movie
when jack nicolson says to the young bruce wyane
"have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light"

[Tatanka]

"Fix me sumpin' tuh eet!!!" Wes (Scott Glenn) in Urban Cowboy

[PowderedWaterMama]

My husband and I use movie lines so frequently we practically have no original dialog!

GhostBusters is a particular favorite:

You're no fluke, Jennifer!
Nice thinkin', Ray.
This is just one of our little toys, it's technical.
Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly?
Sorry, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
Choose and be destroyed.
Nobody choosed anything! Did you choose anything? I didn't choose anything!

.......and just about any other line you can think of! :p

Throw in a few choice lines from Caddyshack (so I've got that goin' for me, which is nice...) and we're all set.

How about a Fresca?

[Swedish Chef]

My friends and I say "You're so money" and "You're so money and you don't even know it" to each other so much, it's unbearable to anyone outside of our little clique.

I've already said it like ten times today.

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.24.96/gifs/swingers-9643.jpg

[Partimus]

A few I failed to mention earlier;

"Bogus", "most triumphant", and others - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"You D!ck" - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt", "excuse me Russell, but I believe I requested the hand job", and others - Wayne's World

[darkwell25]

I keep saying this in games if it turn out to be an unfair game "That's not fair they've got rocks, we only got our machine guns" hehehe.... from the movie Dudley Do Right :D :D

[Iroquois]

"You're one sick f***." - That detective from Barton Fink

Pitch-perfect delivery.

[Holden Pike]

"You're one sick f***." - That detective from Barton Fink

Pitch-perfect delivery.

The line is actually "You're a sick ****, Fink." In addition to Richard Portnow's terrific deadpan delivery, what makes that line work so well is the alliteration at the end of the sentence with fu*k and Fink.

http://mavericks.homestead.com/barton_fink.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:s0ldJahRw9mE5M:http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196020~Barton-Fink-Posters.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0WjWlVO9w&feature=related)

[Iroquois]

The line is actually "You're a sick ****, Fink." In addition to Richard Portnow's terrific deadpan delivery, what makes that line work so well is the alliteration at the end of the sentence with fu*k and Fink.

http://mavericks.homestead.com/barton_fink.jpg http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:s0ldJahRw9mE5M:http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/196020~Barton-Fink-Posters.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0WjWlVO9w&feature=related)

Ah. I eliminate the Fink part anyway because of obvious reasons.

[thebest]

<sigh>

Whenever I ask one of my friends a "how much" or "how far" question he says "About a half a Neuton" :D

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

I love it when <blank> wins at the sport he plays!


I've been quoting Remember the Titans in the run-up to Lenbowl.

Iago gets his share of my time too:

A fig!

Put money in thy purse!

[truedudesreviews]

stop or my mom will shoot

[7thson]

stop or my mom will shoot
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[The Reservoir Dog]

Miracle Max: "You rush a Miracle Man, you get rotten miracles."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Outstanding. I think we finally found something that you do well."

John McClane: "Yippie-kay-yay, motherf**ker."

Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: "If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place!!"

[Holden Pike]

Miracle Max: "You rush a miracle, you get rotten miracles."

That's a Miracle MAN.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:FQadGbHA8QHJ3M:http://www.geocities.com/mermaid9_99/pbride/max1.jpg
MAX
Don't rush me, Sonny. You rush a
Miracle Man, you get rotten miracles.

[The Reservoir Dog]

Better?

[kcurrin]

Vedddy Nice!

[Iroquois]

"What the motherf*ck?" - Eightball, Full Metal Jacket

[Cbreezy]

"Alright I'm going to go make a protein Shake." - Knocked up

"Well thats just Offbase" - The Squid and the Whale

"No man I'm just really ... Highhhhh" Knocked Up

" Respect the Cock" - Tom Cruise- Magnolia.

[kcurrin]

That would be greeeat. (Lumberg) Office Space.

[undercoverlover]

'That's the best thing ever.' - Kissing Jessica Stein

Also just wanted to point out to any fans of Juno that at the beginning when she's on the phone to Leah and she says:

'Juno?'
'No it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?'

Morgan Freeman wasnt in the bone collector, it was denzel washington. Anyone else spot that?

[Iroquois]

I noticed. Teenagers are stupid like that :p

[undercoverlover]

yeah theyre just kids - said the 20 year old

[Silas]

"Im very aroused" Anchorman

[undercoverlover]

'that's you, that's what you sound like.' - stewie from family guy movie

[Powdered Water]

After going to the store yesterday and seeing the annual Girl Scout cookie drive in full swing once again, it reminded me of my favorite lines from The Adam's Family.

Girl Scout: "Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?"

Wednesday: "Are they made from real girl scouts?"

Someday when I lose my fear of potentially being arrested I may actually use this little gem on those little cookie slingers.

[tramp]

"Savy?"

"But why is the rum gone?"

I love Jack Sparrow.

[Cygnus X-2112]

"Yipee Kiyay Mother F.ucker!"

"That would be greeeaat"

"Do You Feel lucky, Punk!"

"Go Ahead, Make My Day"

and a bunch more i cant remember right now :P

[LordSlaytan]

I like to use, "I'd buy that for a dollar" from Robocop. Silly but fun.

[witts]

"I'm going to punch you in the ovary. A straight shot, right to the babymaker." - Anchorman

[nebbit]

I like to use, "I'd buy that for a dollar" from Robocop. Silly but fun.
OMG Lordylord!!!!! You are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: We have missed you so much :yup: we :love: You http://bestsmileys.com/sports1/25.gif

[kcurrin]

I'm with witts. I could quote Anchorman all day long.

"Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet store?"
"We're on the air....right now? I don't believe you."
"AHHH! THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER!"

[witts]

I'm with witts. I could quote Anchorman all day long.

"Where did you get those clothes? At the...toilet store?"
"We're on the air....right now? I don't believe you."
"AHHH! THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER!"

"Milk was a bad choice!"
I also personally love the:

"News Team! Assemble!"
"We're right here, Ron."
"Yeah, we've been here literally the entire time you have."

[kcurrin]

Excellent movie for quotes! ^^

[atlantis]

"Life is like a box of chocolate, you'll never know what your gonna get next" forest gump:)

[Iroquois]

I'm fond of quoting the whole "I drink your milkshake" spiel from There Will Be Blood. Only about half the time is it in any real context :p

[jamietome]

" That's some fine exspensive equipment Mr Hooper. Don't know what that B**tard shark'll do with it. Might eat it i suppose. Seen one eat a rocking chair one time... Hey Chiefie. Next time, you ask me which line to pull ok! " JAWS. Not the obvious "bigger boat" line.

[jamietome]

" Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! " An American werewolf in London. Best change scene, ever.

[kcurrin]

" Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! " An American werewolf in London. Best change scene, ever.

I totally agree. Amazing line.

[jamietome]

Me and my mate use this quote ALOT,in the pub.
"Don't p**s down my back and tell me it's raining." The Outlaw Josey Wales.

[Iroquois]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_salton_sea/val_kilmer/salton5.jpg

"I have to pass on this one." - Danny Parker

[Holden Pike]

Not a line, but whenever I watch Robert Altman's MASH (which is often) I wind up whistling like Donald Sutherland's Hawkeye Pierce for a couple weeks. Couldn't find a clean YouTube clip of Sutherland whistling, but if you click on the photos below it'll take you to the closing credit sequence where Gary Burghoff's Radar O'Reilly has caught the same mimicking disease as me.

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes/MASH205.jpeg http://www.movieactors.com/characters/freezes2/SutherlandM1.jpeg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTx6QzqgYjw&feature=related)

[jamietome]

The pub me and my mate frequent, is populated(mostly on a Saturday night) by extremely drunk older woman, that like to prey upon the younger men of the establishment, slurring some kind of compliment at them. The line...
"Nobody said your Momma was gonna be here"-Richard Prior. Superman 3.
is often used.

[alex7319]

"Gimme a grape or an orange... none of that stinkin root beer" - Steve Hanson (SlapShot)

[heddie5pt]

i def quote dumb and dumber at least once a day
-big gulps hey...well cya later
-kick his ass sea bass
-whats the soup du jour?...its the soup of the day...mmm sounds good i'll have that (anytime i go out to eat)
-i like it a lot

fat guy in a little coat- tommy boy

[cjbnz]

whenever i hear a loud rumbling/vibration from an upper floor or something i usually grumble ''Balrog'' (LOTR mines monster) under my breath.... yea

[Rufus40444]

"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere."

The movie "Waiting"

[7thson]

HOLY CHEESEHEADS BATMAN!!! That Farvera robber is trying to win a superbowl. WTH was he thinking with a brew in one hand and a flat football in the other?

no idea who said it, but it is funny.:)

[movie_maven]

"Help, help, I'm being repressed."
"Could be worse, could be raining."
"I want to play a game."

[pagerok]

"I'm right on top of that, Rose" from don't tell mom the baby sitter is dead.

[ReservoirPup]

I don't say it every day but a lotta times when I'm on XBOX live i'll shout "Say hello to my little friend!".

[droo_face]

Pretty much most of Patrick Bateman's dialogue from American Psycho =]

" I dont know....maybe..not really "

" youve arrived how lovely! "

[TheUsualSuspect]

It's duct tape, I need it for.....Taping something. - American Psycho

I use that every time someone asks me why I have tape in my hand.

[rice1245]

i always get to say "LETS KICK HIS ASS!!!" from The Heathers a lot

and here's a list of my most used Arrested Development quotes:

"Even if it means me taking a chubby i will suck it up!!" -Tobiaz

"TOOMUCH!!!" - Uncle Jack when he's shaken he pukes...so he was being shaken too much. So everytime there is an excess anything there's a distinct way he says too much...and that's what i say :)

"The fatman dared her to!" Buster talking about how his mother signed him up for the army when confronted by a Michael Moore Look-a-like

"I'M A MONSTERRRR!" Buster because a seal bit off his hand he has a hook and keeps accidentally hurting and destroying things.

"NO TOUCHING" prison guards...

"steve holt!" - everyone. it's amazing how many opportunities come up for that one

"i've made a huge mistake" Gob

and i go off on really long tangents and i won't post those.

and then everytime i need to go to the bathroom i say "I need to have a shite!" the way mickey does from Snatch. don't worry i don't actually but it's still funny...

it really depends i can't think of any right now of course but me and Becca go back and forth all the time

oh and "give it to me now!" from the Mummy Returns i say allllll the time

[Vertical Gunn]

Huh...

I gotta think on that.

[Used Future]

'I'd buy that for a dollar' - Robocop

'put Hammer on it' - Bronx Warriors

'Well...that's just like...your opinion man' - The Big Lebowski

'Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen' - Aliens

[igor_is_fugly]

i always get to say "LETS KICK HIS ASS!!!" from The Heathers a lot

and here's a list of my most used Arrested Development quotes:

"Even if it means me taking a chubby i will suck it up!!" -Tobiaz

"TOOMUCH!!!" - Uncle Jack when he's shaken he pukes...so he was being shaken too much. So everytime there is an excess anything there's a distinct way he says too much...and that's what i say :)

"The fatman dared her to!" Buster talking about how his mother signed him up for the army when confronted by a Michael Moore Look-a-like

"I'M A MONSTERRRR!" Buster because a seal bit off his hand he has a hook and keeps accidentally hurting and destroying things.

"NO TOUCHING" prison guards...

"steve holt!" - everyone. it's amazing how many opportunities come up for that one

"i've made a huge mistake" Gob

and i go off on really long tangents and i won't post those.

and then everytime i need to go to the bathroom i say "I need to have a shite!" the way mickey does from Snatch. don't worry i don't actually but it's still funny...

it really depends i can't think of any right now of course but me and Becca go back and forth all the time

oh and "give it to me now!" from the Mummy Returns i say allllll the time

I'm having more luck thinking of ones that you say than me! You missed some of your most used:
"Leave this place or die." Mummy
"I'm afraid I just blue myself." Arrested Development
"Heey." Snatch

[TheDOMINATOR]

Many quotes I commonly incorporate into my everyday life, whether it be purposely or by nature, are derived from 12 Angry Men.

"But it's possible!"

"His sensitivity I can understand."

"What do you want me to do about it?"

"How come you gotta make smart remarks all the time?"

"Aren't you asking us to accept a pretty incredible coincidence?"

[igor_is_fugly]

"Everything's so f*cking green!" Death at a Funeral
"That boy's got the devil in 'im" Planet Terror
"I can't come with you." The Matrix Revolutions
"Yarp/Narp" Hot Fuzz
"Don't Call Me Stupid" A Fish Called Wanda
"Not happy! Where's Ashton?" Just Friends
"I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A REDHEADED STEPCHILD AND SKULLF*UCK YOUR CORPSE!"- some random movie I don't remember anything about but that line
"I win" Emperor's New Groove
"Pull the leveeeer!" Emperor's New Groove
"I'll prove it like a theorem!" Ross from Friends
And pretty much every line from Scream, Pulp Fiction, South Park and Dracula Dead and Loving It

[Harry Lime]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." - Airplane!

Also, Vancouver has a lot of aggressive panhandlers always approaching you for drug money (well 99% of the time it's drug money). And before they get a chance to say anything to me I always quote Depp from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas..."Nothing, I want nothing!"

[rice1245]

I'm having more luck thinking of ones that you say than me! You missed some of your most used:
"Leave this place or die." Mummy
"I'm afraid I just blue myself." Arrested Development
"Heey." Snatch

haha yeah i say what she said...


and then more that me and becca share are bolded

"Everything's so f*cking green!" Death at a Funeral
"That boy's got the devil in 'im" Planet Terror
"I can't come with you." The Matrix Revolutions
"Yarp/Narp" Hot Fuzz
"Don't Call Me Stupid" A Fish Called Wanda
"Not happy! Where's Ashton?" Just Friends
"I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A REDHEADED STEPCHILD AND SKULLF*UCK YOUR CORPSE!"- some random movie I don't remember anything about but that line
"I win" Emperor's New Groove
"Pull the leveeeer!" Emperor's New Groove
"I'll prove it like a theorem!" Ross from Friends
And pretty much every line from Scream, Pulp Fiction, South Park and Dracula Dead and Loving It

"What have i done?!" - Anakin, Revenge of the Sith
"UUUUNLIMITED POWAAAAH"- Dark Sidious - Revenge of the Sith

[HERETICDEVIL]

Hope for the best
Prepare for the worst
Bourne Ultimatum

[DexterRiley]

Any one home McFly never gets old as does the classic..

lets make like a tree and get out of here.

-Back to The Future

[Gunny]

Here are some i use all the time.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

"How you feeling today, Jimmy?"
"Like a mean motherf****r, sir."

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

You, flock of seagulls.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

There's only 2 people I trust. One's me and the other's not you.

I'm sort of a big deal.

[denimcho]

american psycho :) j/k, wallstreet i guess

[DexterRiley]

When the guys are over to play poker or whatever and my wife wants them out, I'll trot out the RoboCop line.

B*tches Leave ! in my best Clarence Boddiker Voice.

[TylerDurden99]

You show me some ******* respect!

You may take our lives, but you'll never take our freedom!

Tick, Tock, Clarice.

[DexterRiley]

i love yoo, always have, always wull.- Braveheart, but works bets with a bad scottish accent.

[IeatDragons]

I wake up every morning and i piss excellence
That was mind bottling! you know like when your thoughts are all in a bottle?
I dont read the script...The Script reads me.
i will be totally honest with you. That smells likes pure gasoline.

[honeykid]

"Whaddya think this is? A parade?"

[TylerDurden99]

Rightio, man, rightio.

[JustinChu]

Tony Stark: Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...

Taken from Iron Man 2.

[tramp]

As a teacher, I've stolen two Doctor Who lines:

"I am making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up."

AND...

"Do everything I tell you, don't ask stupid questions, and DON'T wander off!"

:D

[HeavenlyBlues]

'What you talkin' bout?'
Harvey Keitel - From Dusk Till Dawn

'C'mon maaaaan, just lemme have a little.'
Mitch Hedburg - Comdey Central Presents

[WabbyTwax]

"Poor little fellar" from Sling Blade... cracks me up to say that all the time. You gotta use the billy bob thornton voice of course!

[MadMikeyD]

"Not with my money." - You Can't Take It With You
"You're killin' me, Smalls." - The Sandlot

[Odyssey]

"Can you dig it?"

"Maybe you're all just goin' fag*ot"

- The Warriors.

[planet news]

Haku, listen. I just remembered something from a long time ago, I think it may help you. Once, when I was little, I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back I fell in. I thought I'd drown but the water carried me to shore. It finally came back to me. The river's name was the Kahaku river. I think that was you, and your real name is Kahaku river.Said it verbatim earlier today as a matter of fact. You'd be surprised how much it comes in handy.

[Gunny]

I forgot one more.

Son, I will shove my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

[honeykid]

"Now this is what I call a target rich enviroment."

[The Prestige]

"Now, where was I"

[AdamKane]

If it bleeds we can kill it.



;)

That's probably the best I've seen on this thread.

[Classicqueen13]

Just used:
"More Broccoli?" from The Emperor's New Groove. And lots of other lines from that one too.

There are just too many more for me to post right now.

[mark f]

Too many Woody Allen quotes to list even more than a few.

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."

"True, you're not too tall and kind of ugly, but what the hell? I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own."

"Checking the cell structure... the cell structure has been checked."

"Jew eat?"

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

"I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion."

"To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition."

"I don't know enough to be incompetent."

"After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse."

"Blood! That should be on the inside!"

"It was pithy. It had... great pith."

"I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts."

"Shall we say pistols at dawn? Well, we can say it. I don't know what it means, but we can say it."

[earlsmoviepicks]

"Boys........what have you done?" -- almost a daily utterance

(A River Runs Through It)

[ash_is_the_gal]

"this is a very interesting situation!" - George Bailey

[The Dame]

"Why don't you come up some time and see me?"
~She Done Him Wrong

"Boy-o boy! Sure feels good to be clean again!"
~Detour


"Listen to me, you great big bubble-headed baboon!"
~His Girl Friday

Whenever I can:
"You're not very tall are you?"
"Well, I, uh, I try to be."
~The Big Sleep

[MadMikeyD]

"SQUIRREL!" - Up

[Fictionaddiction]

"oh my holy crap"

[MadMikeyD]

"You're doing it wrong." - Mr. Mom

[T-Skillz]

definitely "Damned if I know, Kemosabe. All I know is when you're making those kinds of calls, you're up in the high country." :P

[earlsmoviepicks]

2 good ones we use at work are from Die Hard

"Yippie Kay Yay, MF!"

and

"Welcome to the party, pal!"

[voneil7]

From Clerks

"Bunch of savages in this town."

[honeykid]

"That'll do, pig."

[Actor95]

The classic "I'll be back." is one of my regulars.
Idk, I use way too many. Movie quotes are just awesome.

[earlsmoviepicks]

My new one is "Shut the front door!", thanks to Mark Ruffalo in The Kids Are Allright

[BadaBing]

Whenever it's raining I usually describe the rain like Forrest Gump like "big ol' fat rain" or "stinging rain"

[Brick Bardo]

I've gotta get organizized.

[honeykid]

lol... I say that too from time to time.

[Plainview]

You can act like a man! Whats the matter with you?
(Godfather Don Corleone to Johnny Fontane)
I say this to my four year old boy in a playful way all the time.

[Blink]

Up till when we separated in 2007, my ex wife and I used these all the time.

* You sound like a duck!

* I luv you Hunny Bunny!

* I luv you Pumpkin!

* Bring out the Gimp!

* The Gimp's asleep!

* Zed's dead Baby!

* Royale with cheese!

* Big Kahuna Burger

* Would you give me a foot massage?

* I'm gonna git medieval on ya ass!

* Let's get in character!

* That's pride ****in' with ya!

Unfortunately, no other movie has ever come close! Bit like my ex wife really! What a shame!

[TheGirlWhoHadAllTheLuck_]

"You talkin' to me?"
Also, from Hannah Montana the Movie: "Yee Dawgies!"

[shnooky]

"I like that, write that down." (Van Wilder)

[earlsmoviepicks]

"Will you go to bed? Go to bed. WILL you GO to BED?"

Adapted from Glengarry Glen Ross. This is what i say to myself at 2:30 in the morning after binging on video games......

[Plainview]

I say this to my little Elizabeth
"Here's looking at you, kid."

[chipper]

Memory can change the shape of a room;
it can change the color of a car.
And memories can be distorted.
They're just an interpretation,
they're not a record,
and they're irrelevant
if you have the facts.


We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.


I have to believe in a world outside my own mind.
I have to believe that my actions still have meaning,
even if I can't remember them.
I have to believe that when my eyes are closed,
the world's still there.



The world doesn't just disappear
when you close your eyes, does it


Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.


You don't want the truth.
You make up your own truth.


If we can't make memories, we can't heal.


So you lie to yourself to be happy.
There's nothing wrong with that.
We all do it.

Memento
directed by:C. Nolan