Church of Celebrity: Where Divine Miracles Will Happen

[Sexy Celebrity]

Church of Celebrity

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Can I get a one-month free trial membership? :D

[Yoda]

Can I pick from your entire selection of patio furniture if I join, or just the stuff in the front?

[7thson]

I really would like to join, but I see that only those with money are allowed. Maybe I could work off the intial fee with chores?

[Revenant]

Do I really want to join a religion with Michael Jackson, Paris and Mary-Kate?
If I join can I hate them?!

[adidasss]

god is having a bad hair day....

[SamsoniteDelilah]

God will strike down upon you some great vengence for saying that! I pray for your soul.

http://www.weprintcolor.com/stockimages/religion/images/Praying%20priest%2013.jpg
What's the name for those kinds of beads? Starts with a "b"... Never seen them worn quite like that.


If we're seeking Divine miracles, I think we need to add this, in stained glass glory:

[Tacitus]

What's the name for those kinds of beads? Starts with a "b"...

Big beads? Or just plain old beads? :D

I'd love to join but I'm handing over all my cash tonight. At a crossroads at midnight.

To Tom Cruise...

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Big beads? Or just plain old beads? :D

I'd love to join but I'm handing over all my cash tonight. At a crossroads at midnight.

To Tom Cruise...
Ransoming your soul, sweets?
Make sure it's all there, when you get it back. ;)

[Tacitus]

Ransoming your soul, sweets?
Make sure it's all there, when you get it back. ;)

I'm actually trying to buy it back as the interest rate's a killer. Literally. ;)