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SamsoniteDelilah
06-12-06, 11:29 PM
I caught a tv show yesterday where this guy was showing all these easy, inexpensive ways to do things. I love learning little ways to do things more easily, so I took notes. [/super nerd] I wrote down around 40 of his, and he has a book with over 2000, so I figured you Mofos probably have some of your own to kick in, too.


Fabric Stain Remover: dissolve Borax (an old fashioned powdered soap, really cheap) in hot water and scrub out the stain - works on dried chocolate. Mechanic's hand cleaner (Gojo, I think it's called...) also works great for stains.

Getting a ring off your finger: thread a 2' piece of dental floss under the ring and wrap the long end of it down the finger, smashing down the flesh, then pull the short end of the thread and it pulls the ring down and off.

Fogged up bathroom mirrors: to keep it from fogging up, apply a layer of shaving cream and wipe it away with a towel until you can't see it. Lasts up to four weeks.

Storing onions and potatioes: drop an onion down the legs of a pair of pantyhose, tie a knot above it and repeat til the leg(s) is full. You can use both legs and then hang this hilarious looking contraption in your pantry. It keeps the veggies separate so if one goes bad, it doesn't infect the others, and allows air flow.

Cleaning your stove's grease filter: dissolve 1/2 c water softener powder in a basin of hot water and soak the filter, then scrub with a firm toothbrush.

Cleaning tarnished silver: dissolve 1T water softener powder and 1T salt per quart of hot water, stir to dissolve salts, add a sheet of aluminum foil and then dip your sterling silver. Note: I did this today and it worked pretty well.

Copper cleaner: cut a fresh lemon into quarters, dip a chunk in salt and scrub the copper. The chemical combo turns the copper back to pink. Rinse immediately and dry.

Grout and tile cleaner: 1T ammonia, 3cups water, 1t water softener powder, 1T white vinegar. Mix in a spray bottle and spray on, allow to penetrate grout and scrub with brush.

Chip-proof your nail polish: apply white vinegar to nails, dry, an then polish them as usual. Also works as paint primer on walls.

Picnic bug-repellant: use mint as a garnish. Bugs hate the smell of mint.

Recipie holder: use a wooden, clamp-style pants hanger and hang it over your cupboard door. Keeps the book open and out of the mess unless you're a spaz.

Carpet cleaner: miz 1t white vinegar, 1/2 t ammonia, 1T dish soap and 3/4 c water. Put into a foam dispensing container (not a spray bottle) or whip with an egg beater to get foam. Apply just the lather to carpet (or upholstery) and then apply paper towels to lift moisture and dirt out.

Flatten out corners on area rugs- cut the corners off a self-adhesive floor tile and stick the corners on the underside of the corners of your rug. Keeps the edges from curling up.

Cleaner for plush toys: mix rubbing alcohol with equal part water and a little dish soap and spray onto toy, scrub with a toothbrush and allow to dry.

Remove permanent marker (like Sharpies): hair spray. The solvents in the spray dissolve the ink and it can be wiped off with a paper towel.

Leather sneakers: clean with ammonia (set outside to air and dry)

Carpet spot remover: shaving cream. Rub into stain, rinse with water and dry with paper towels. Allow to dry completely, then vaccuum.

Grass stain remover: spray with ammonia, scrub with toothbrush, rinse with cold water.

Pet hair remover: put on a rubber glove and roll the hair off the sofa (or what have you) using the glove.

Jar opener: wear rubber glove and twist the lid. :) Or for smaller bottles (like nail polish) wrap a rubber band around the cap. Either one provides a much better grip.

Soap scum on chrome: vinegar removes the scum and dries to a shine.

Ants: cucumber peelings, sprinkled with salt repels them. Sage repels them. They can't cross a chalk line (much like actors, that way).

For a shiny toaster, clean with soap, as needed, then finish with nail polish remover for a shine. Just avoid the plastic parts - they'll melt.

Water rings on wood furniture: rub with mayonnaise and let sit for 3-4 hours, wipe off.

Burned gravy - add 1t peanut butter. It masks the burned taste and doesn't make your gravy taste like peanuts.

Chewing gum removal from hair: peanutbutter. Then shampoo, or your hair will taste like peanuts.

Make pantyhose last longer: spray the toes with hairspray. It reinforces the toes without that ugly brown reinforced toe look.

Removing candlewax from carpet or fabric: place two layers of papertowel over affected carpet (over and under, if it's fabric) and iron with your iron on medium heat. Move paper towels around to soak up liquified wax. If there's a colored residue after all the wax is gone, it can be removed with rubbing alcohol and a toothbrush.

Removing candlewax from wood: use a blow dryer to liquify the wax and wipe off with paper towel. Remove residue with vinegar.

Remove rust stains on sink and tub: mix cream of tartar (from the spice rack) with 3% hydrogen peroxide into a paste and use as a scrub.

Scuff marks on shoes: scrubs off with toothpaste.

Cleaning burner pans from the stove: Make a thin paste of white vinegar and creme of tartar, let soak if needed. Scrub with a scouring sponge. Also works on casserole dishes with burned areas.

Furniture Polish: mix 1 part white vinegar, 1 part turpentine and 1 part boiled linseed oil. Apply liberally to wood, wipe off with a soft cloth. This mix will clean the wood and beautify the grain. Scented oils can be added - almond or orange or whatever.

Make clothing colorfast: mix vinegar, cold water and 1/4 c epsom salts in a basin and soak the clothes before washing them for about 10 min.

allthatglitters
06-13-06, 03:25 AM
This I learned from my mom: Removing candle wax from candlesticks-- put candlesticks in freezer and check on it occasionally, until the wax is hard enough to just tap off
Great tips BTW, ya dork.

Tacitus
06-13-06, 08:06 AM
I've already told you some of these...


Circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain And check that it has gone.

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.

Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first place, you fat b@stard.

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.

Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.

Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.

High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your roof.

Corsa drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway, so It may as well look like one.

A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.

At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy 'Next customer Please' sign for dyslexic shoppers.

Girls. Don't worry about a nice dress for that important first date. All he's interested in is seeing you naked.

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

Housewives. I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.

Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on Boxing Day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.

Good old Viz. ;)

Sir Toose
06-13-06, 07:51 PM
wants to know how to scrub the mold off of private parts...

:D

Tacitus
06-13-06, 08:29 PM
I've always used a fine grade sandpaper with a touch of bleach...

Doesn't everyone? :D

SamsoniteDelilah
06-13-06, 08:33 PM
I'm going to bite the both of you. :indifferent:

Aniko
06-13-06, 08:35 PM
Aniko wants to know how to scrub the mold off of private parts...

:D

You promised you wouldn't tell... http://qopt.phys.msu.su/pasha/smiles/smiles1/zzwhip.gif :bawling:


:D

....

Great tips Sammy.
Glitter...I just used that tip the other week. It does work. :)

SamsoniteDelilah
06-13-06, 08:39 PM
This I learned from my mom: Removing candle wax from candlesticks-- put candlesticks in freezer and check on it occasionally, until the wax is hard enough to just tap off
Great tips BTW, ya dork.
Ooh, that is a good one. :)

Tacitus
06-13-06, 08:40 PM
I'm going to bite the both of you. :indifferent:

Can I keep my socks on this time?

SamsoniteDelilah
06-13-06, 08:54 PM
Can I keep my socks on this time?
Did you spray them with hairspray to reinforce the toes?

7thson
06-14-06, 01:43 AM
One I use a lot:

Cover the case fan on your compuer with a piece of panty hose if it is blowing air into your computer, it will collect the dust and act as a filter. Just check it after a month and see how much gunk you are keeping off your motherboard and cpu. Also check to see if your fans have been installed correctly, most manufacturers just install them one way without even considering air flow issues.

http://www.heatsink-guide.com/content.php?content=case.shtml

nebbit
06-14-06, 07:40 AM
I bought this book :D

http://www.allenandunwin.com/images/CoverImages/073331712X.jpg

nebbit
06-14-06, 08:05 AM
A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Ouch http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/177085/2/istockphoto_177085_finger_in_mouse_trap.jpg

Tacitus
06-14-06, 08:06 AM
Did you spray them with hairspray to reinforce the toes?

Nope, there was so much bloody fabric softener on them that the hairspray slid right off! :p

Cover the case fan on your compuer with a piece of panty hose if it is blowing air into your computer, it will collect the dust and act as a filter. Just check it after a month and see how much gunk you are keeping off your motherboard and cpu. Also check to see if your fans have been installed correctly, most manufacturers just install them one way without even considering air flow issues.

That's a great tip, especially since I had to clean a ton of gunk from my HD fan recently. Won't your PC look like it's about to commit an armed robbery though? :D

SamsoniteDelilah
06-14-06, 02:17 PM
Nope, there was so much bloody fabric softener on them that the hairspray slid right off! :p
:laugh:



That's a great tip, especially since I had to clean a ton of gunk from my HD fan recently. Won't your PC look like it's about to commit an armed robbery though? :D
So you're claiming it isn't?

Tacitus
06-14-06, 03:25 PM
So you're claiming it isn't?

I almost got robbed when I bought the thing but managed to laugh off the extended warranty hard sell... ;)

SamsoniteDelilah
06-14-06, 04:24 PM
I almost got robbed when I bought the thing but managed to laugh off the extended warranty hard sell... ;)
I never buy those, either. At the pace technology is upgrading, by the time a warranty would be needed, the machine is outdated.