Oh, Delilah...

[nlkead]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/nlkead/IM000345.jpg

I'm patiently waiting for your return to Ft. RT. Or, failing that, Ft. RT Chat. Either way, bring more pillows. We're expanding.

[MyRobotSuit]

What are you on about?

[SmegFirk]

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window

[MyRobotSuit]

Mutual Radiohead fan?

[SmegFirk]

I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind

[MyRobotSuit]

You have pickles for brains.

[Golgot]

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/site/britneydark2.jpg

[MyRobotSuit]

http://www.icelandicsheep.com/SheepMasterListPics/Spotty%20badger.jpg

[7thson]

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/ConservationAndScience/SpotlightonVetMedicine/images/cover_s-c-otter.jpg

[SmegFirk]

Mutual Radiohead fan?
:)
You have pickles for brains.
;)

[MyRobotSuit]

I just found this, it's a little scary.

http://www.press.uillinois.edu/epub/books/levy/images/Levy8b.jpg

[SmegFirk]

She was my woman

[nlkead]

So this is where Smeg disappeared to. Hmmm.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

It's not just Smeg. I'm slowly and surely spiriting all the good people out of the compost heap, like John Galt stealing all the world's talent in Atlas Shrugged.

[nlkead]

It's not just Smeg. I'm slowly and surely spiriting all the good people out of the compost heap, like John Galt stealing all the world's talent in Atlas Shrugged.

Well, you still haven't gotten me. So, nyah! ;)

[SamsoniteDelilah]

My work won't be complete til I have though. You're the brightest star in the skies over Delilaville. Also, that pic in your first post didn't open before, and now that I've seen it, I'm crying with laughter. :D

[MyRobotSuit]

Can you explain now? Please?

[Eyes]

Can you explain now? Please?
yes, Sammy, I'm also wondering just what the hell is going on

[SmegFirk]

As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind

[SmegFirk]

So this is where Smeg disappeared to. Hmmm.
I'm still everywhere i was. I've been reg'd here over a year so i'm not a new samsonite recruit.

You've missed me, haven't you. There there, it's ok, i'm here now :p

[MyRobotSuit]

You know, I used to have '2 + 2 = 5' under my name but then I told everyone what was going on.

[SmegFirk]

At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting

[SmegFirk]

You know, I used to have '2 + 2 = 5' under my name but then I told everyone what was going on.
In terms of this thread? I've no idea.

I'm just having fun with Delilah.

[SmegFirk]

I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door

[SmegFirk]

She stood there laughing

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I just found this, it's a little scary.

http://www.press.uillinois.edu/epub/books/levy/images/Levy8b.jpg
The amount of refuse under those children is shocking!

As for what's going on... well, nlkead is inviting me to his fort. That seems pretty clear. Come too, and bring pillows.

And Smeg seems to have confused me with Malena - a mistake he'll only make til he meets me, rest assured.

[SmegFirk]

I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
That's not a knife.

[SmegFirk]

...And Smeg seems to have confused me with Malena - a mistake he'll only make til he meets me, rest assured.
You've been here in 2005. Did i see you, did i!?

Malena? The Bellucci film?

I'm celebrating the work of female underware collector Tom Jones.

[Gustavoman]

Ik ben . . . KOMPOST?




Ja wel, moederneuker.

[SmegFirk]

That's not a knife.

http://www.wolftrap.org/press/artists0405/tomjones.jpg

The look on Tom's face suggests he knows it. The hairy welsh cad!

[Tacitus]

I've got a fantastic Tom Jones story, but if I told it here the litigious millionaire pensioner would probably get this whole site shut down in 15 minutes....

[Aniko]

I'm celebrating the work of female underware collector Tom Jones.

She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.
Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.~~


I love Tom Jones...and would gladly add to his collection. :modest: :D


I've got a fantastic Tom Jones story,
Oh pleeeeeease~~~~? Have you ever met him in real life?

[Piddzilla]

I've got a fantastic Tom Jones story, but if I told it here the litigious millionaire pensioner would probably get this whole site shut down in 15 minutes....

He's a pedophile? Nothing fantastic about that though.... Oh be a doll and tell us, Dave!!

[MyRobotSuit]

Jesus Pid!

[Piddzilla]

Jesus Pid!

What??

[Tea Barking]

Piddzilla is jesus?

[MyRobotSuit]

He's a pedophile? Nothing fantastic about that though.... Oh be a doll and tell us, Dave!!

Rapist, not pedo...oh dear god! What has Tom done to deserve this?

Answer - 'Sex Bomb'

[SamsoniteDelilah]

What's new, Pussycats?

[SmegFirk]

What's new, Pussycats?
whoa.

As long as it's not those awful Pussycat Dolls, herpes in halter tops.

[Tacitus]

I've said too much....though wrong on both counts.

It's nothing illegal, just highly unexpected (or not). ;)

[SamsoniteDelilah]

ok, even I don't know what this thread is about any more. :p
yay!

[SmegFirk]

ok, even I don't know what this thread is about any more. :p
yay!
http://www.oldies.com/images/boxart/large/4/042284462822.jpg
*welsh voice*
"people used to take the mick out of me in the valley. It's not my fault i look like the father of Oompa Loompa's, isn't it?"

[SamsoniteDelilah]

http://www.oldies.com/images/boxart/large/4/042284462822.jpg
*welsh voice*
"people used to take the mick out of me in the valley. It's not my fault i look like the father of Oompa Loompa's, isn't it?"
ha!! Thank God that style went out. He looks like 10 more minutes and he can be sliced for sandwiches. :D

[Piddzilla]

I've said too much....though wrong on both counts.

It's nothing illegal, just highly unexpected (or not). ;)

The man is obviously gay.

[Ophelia]

He looks like 10 more minutes and he can be sliced for sandwiches. :D

Man-eater alert!


:p

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Man-eater alert!


:p

Hey now!
That's just a rumor.
:D

[SmegFirk]

http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/misc/bjorkand/Tom%20Jones.jpg

Here's Tom, hanging out with Bjork. Or is she hanging out with him...

[Eyes]

http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/misc/bjorkand/Tom%20Jones.jpg

Here's Tom, hanging out with Bjork. Or is she hanging out with him...
well, something is just about hanging out :D :p ;)

[Ophelia]

Here's Tom, hanging out with Bjork. Or is she hanging out with him...

I never thought I would be jealous of Tom Jones...

[SmegFirk]

I never thought I would be jealous of Tom Jones...
whoa, let's not say anything we might regret

[Moo]

It's not just Smeg. I'm slowly and surely spiriting all the good people out of the compost heap, like John Galt stealing all the world's talent in Atlas Shrugged.

Any woman that references Ayn Rand to make a point like this is a woman I want to know. Hi there, beautiful. :o

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Any woman that references Ayn Rand to make a point like this is a woman I want to know. Hi there, beautiful. :o
Hya Moo :kiss:
I think I'm purring. :D

[Equilibrium]

I think hes mooing.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Moo is a girl.
You'll like her, trust me.

[Piddzilla]

I like the fact that there are a couple of new funny girls on the sites. Hello to you, Moo!

And I think Eq was a little funny too...

[SmegFirk]

I like the fact that there are a couple of new funny girls...

All girls are funny, with their dreams of rich fulfilling lives. When they should be planning dinner.


*flees to the hills*

[Aniko]

The man is obviously gay.

Whaddaminuet. Tom Jones isn't gay...is he? I thought he's been married to the same woman since he was a teenager and even has grandkids?


Yes...welcome to all of the new members. It's nice to meet you all. :)

[SamsoniteDelilah]

All girls are funny, with their dreams of rich fulfilling lives. When they should be planning dinner.


*flees to the hills*
::pelts Smeg with marshmallows::

[SmegFirk]

::pelts Smeg with marshmallows::
So much for my diversionary tactics... i need bigger hills

[Ophelia]

::pelts Smeg with marshmallows::

Really, you are far too easy on him. A battering with a sally rod will do him the world of good.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Really, you are far too easy on him. A battering with a sally rod will do him the world of good.
I don't know what a sally rod is, but it sounds like he'd enjoy your way better.

[Ophelia]

I don't know what a sally rod is, but it sounds like he'd enjoy your way better.

It's a long thin stick found in ditches. *snap, crackle, pop!

[Tacitus]

Crikey!

That's probably the first time a sally rod has been mentioned on MoFo...

...hot on the heels of 'oxters'. ;)

[SmegFirk]

http://www.smegfirk.co.uk/pics/mofo/hills.jpg

[Ophelia]

...hot on the heels of 'oxters'. ;)

Your a prime slice of country bumpkin.



Smeg you will have to go further than that.:licklips:

[SamsoniteDelilah]

http://www.smegfirk.co.uk/pics/mofo/hills.jpg

Don't you believe it.
Here's what really happened:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/MoFoKitty/thetruestory.jpg

[Moo]

All girls are funny, with their dreams of rich fulfilling lives. When they should be planning dinner.


*flees to the hills*

reehaha

[Piddzilla]

Aaaah.... You funny girls.... and Smeg....

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Aaaah.... You funny girls.... and Smeg....
One of these funny girls is studying Swedish.
There's a fun fact about Sweden you probably didn't know. ;)

[Equilibrium]

whats ur obsession with funny girls?

[Piddzilla]

whats ur obsession with funny girls?

I don't know... They're just so much fun.

[Equilibrium]

I don't know... They're just so much fun.

I'm having the nastiest mental image. i'll stop now.

[SmegFirk]

http://www.cyndi-lauper.com/cyndi.jpg

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I see your true colors shining through.

[Sir Toose]

One of these funny girls is studying Swedish.
There's a fun fact about Sweden you probably didn't know. ;)


ABBA was once the largest importer of beef in Sweden?




Oh! I love it when you talk about beef!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

ABBA was once the largest importer of beef in Sweden?


Was there a segue here that I missed?

[Sir Toose]

Was there a segue here that I missed?


Fun facts about Sweden, try to keep up!

;)

[Tea Barking]

One of these funny girls is studying Swedish.
There's a fun fact about Sweden you probably didn't know. ;)

Sweden is a part of Scandinavia (holland and denmark) and had lots of vikings.
Swedish Vikings raided, traded and settled as far east as Russia and as far south as Baghdad. In 860AD and again in 941AD, Swedish or Rus Vikings made raids on the great city of Constantinople. The City of Novgorod in Russia was founded by a Rus Viking named Ulrich.

[SmegFirk]

I see your true colors shining through.
oh shít, i'm screwed :D

[SmegFirk]

.

Oh! SmegFirk I love it when you talk about beef!




I find this funnier than i should

[Equilibrium]

Oh toose.

how original.

[Piddzilla]

Sweden is a part of Scandinavia (holland and denmark) and had lots of vikings.
Swedish Vikings raided, traded and settled as far east as Russia and as far south as Baghdad. In 860AD and again in 941AD, Swedish or Rus Vikings made raids on the great city of Constantinople. The City of Novgorod in Russia was founded by a Rus Viking named Ulrich.

:laugh:

[SmegFirk]

http://www.wien.gv.at/ma53/rkfoto/2003/182k.jpg

"That's 'Sir Tom' now, baby"

[SamsoniteDelilah]

http://www.wien.gv.at/ma53/rkfoto/2003/182k.jpg

"That's 'Sir Tom' now, baby"
hey! Where've you been??

[SmegFirk]

hey! Where've you been??
You're so demanding :p

[nebbit]

You're so demanding :p

I also what to know, where you have been? http://bestsmileys.com/wink/2.gif

[SmegFirk]

I also what to know, where you have been? http://bestsmileys.com/wink/2.gif

I feel so wanted

[nebbit]

What a cute little penguin http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie132/00001843.gif

[SmegFirk]

What a cute little penguin http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie132/00001843.gif
That is Mr Flibble and he is very cross.

Seriously, he's evil.

[nebbit]

That is Mr Flibble and he is very cross.

Seriously, he's evil.

He doesn't look it :nope:

[SmegFirk]

He doesn't look it :nope:
Then you have underestimated his menace.. oh you antipodean fool, why couldn't you see past his fluffy exterior? why?!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

He looks threatening by his very fuzziness, to me. But then my own "fluffiness" hides my ninja fierceness, so I know how these things go.

How was your holiday, Smeg??

[SmegFirk]

He looks threatening by his very fuzziness, to me. But then my own "fluffiness" hides my ninja fierceness, so I know how these things go.

How was your holiday, Smeg??
fairly poop as it wasn't spent with anyone that would've been here had i been in charge of the guestlist. Still, it's over now, 2006 is here and it brings the new FirkMobile™, my 28th birthday, and fúck knows what else.