Does being in the library make you horny?

[sunfrog]

Does being in the library make you horny?
Maybe it's because making noise is taboo, maybe it's because you can peek at other people through the books, or maybe it's because the library is full of hidden places and secret corridors. I dunno, but going to the library always put me in the mood. Not the little libraries scattered around town, only the big main one downtown.

[Gods_third_leg]

Lmfao, can't say it does, but hey whatever floats your boat.

Shouldn't it do the opposite with the old librarians?

[Strummer521]

That Sunfrog! What'll he think of next?....probably somethin' stupid. :rolleyes:

[blibblobblib]

It really does! Whenever i was in the library at Uni trying to do work it was a nightmare. Its an ongoing joke at uni actually, we all get more work done at home coz of the horney distractiveness of the library.

[Caitlyn]

http://www.frogfantasies.com/photos/HornyToad.jpg
Sunny at the library



:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Yes.
Same with art museums.

[7thson]

Not libraries so much, but for some reasons I get a bit randy at strip clubs...go figure.

[Godsend]

I have this huge urge to shift all my power to my right hand and wail it against the side of your face.

Anyone else?

[SpoOkY]

There's something about the quiet girl with the big glasses surrounded by books that seems so innocent....so seductive....:randy:

this thread is so random though :D

[The Taxi Driver]

I have been kicked out of many librarys because i could not control myself i mean its soo sexually tense in there i mean cmon who can keep there cool jesus.

[LordSlaytan]

I have this huge urge to shift all my power to my right hand and wail it against the side of your face.

Anyone else?No.

[susan]

[QUOTE=SpoOkY]There's something about the quiet girl with the big glasses surrounded by books that seems so innocent....so seductive....:randy:

watch it about the quiet girl with glasses....

ummmm where was i...

[Darth Stujitzu]

Liberate a librarian. :randy:
On the bus used to get me horny, but back then my hormones were raging, now they're just slightly miffed! :laugh:
Ah old age........sorry what was I saying?

[Strummer521]

It used to, but they stopped letting me check out Playboy

[Misirlou]

I voted yes, because the library in my area is very clean. And it's full of books! That's hot!

[Loner]

http://images.dvdempire.com/gen/movies/531027h.jpg

Only if the librarian is Parker Posey.

[Tea Barking]

I'm sure sunfrog just needs a girlfriend, don't give up!
Next time you're in the libary try to keep you're urges at bay by thinking of margret thatcher in a thong and read the little engine that could, it will change your life!

[Holden Pike]

In answer to the question of the poll, yes.

But in the interest of full disclosure, being on the bus or in the supermarket or the movie theatre or the post office or the restaurant or the museum or the car or just about anywhere makes my horny.

[Darth Stujitzu]

I'm sure sunfrog just needs a girlfriend, don't give up!
Next time you're in the libary try to keep you're urges at bay by thinking of margret thatcher in a thong and read the little engine that could, it will change your life!




You're one sick puppy, yeah I know that might come across as being ironic from me, but Maggie in a thong...... :sick: :sick: :sick: :eek:

[Darth Stujitzu]

In answer to the question of the poll, yes.

But in the interest of full disclosure, being on the bus or in the supermarket or the movie theatre or the post office or the restaurant or the museum or the car or just about anywhere makes my horny.



Remind me never to shake your hand........ :nope: :laugh:

[gummo]

I say no, but my boyfriend would think otherwise....he wants a job in our school library.

[A0C8C]

In answer to the question of the poll, yes.

But in the interest of full disclosure, being on the bus or in the supermarket or the movie theatre or the post office or the restaurant or the museum or the car or just about anywhere makes my horny.Are you describing yourself or every male alive?

[nebbit]

NO :scream: you Perv :randy:

[thealphacro]

only on tuesdays......

[7thson]

Another place that revs my engine is the planetarium. Those pulsating stars and ringencircled planets seem to cause a thrusting action that I cannot explain. I am sure a lot of women enjoy the bursting effects of comets also.

[m0dern_pr0phet]

What is actually there in a library to turn you on? Seriously, just books, furniture and carpet. Ohhh unless there's a hot looking nerdy chick in a short skirt at the counter~ then i guess its okay.

[Tacitus]

My friend married a librarian.

Make of that what you will... ;)

[Ash_Lee]

My school librarian's a black belt in kung fu...

So NO! UGHHHHHHHH!

[EDIT]
Ooh, looks like I've tipped the balance!

[samq79]

Seeing as my mother-in-law is the librarian at my local library, um...no!

[Wonder Boy]

Just the librarians usually.

[7thson]

just books, furniture and carpet.
Does it for me..:D

[gummo]

Sunfrog, I have noticed (not that I am judging you) [or maybe I am by pointing this out] but do you have an obsession with sex? You have started a few sex-related threads here. It doesn't matter so much to me but there are places you can get help if you are interested. :)

[Darth Stujitzu]

Where? Where? God damn it tell me Gummo........can't see screen, eyesight blurry, palms clamy, fishnets chaffing...... :randy: :laugh:

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Where? Where? God damn it tell me Gummo........can't see screen, eyesight blurry, palms clamy, fishnets chaffing...... :randy: :laugh:
:laugh:

[gummo]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=10831

http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=10476

http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=839

http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=1044

We all talk about sex at some point, right? Humans are sexual beings like animals.

[Darth Stujitzu]

Yes but I don't find animals sexual Gummo YOU FREAK!!! :eek: :laugh:



Oh sorry, like animals, I though you wrote I like animals!!! :nope:
Sometimes I'm sooooooooo bad! :yup: :goof:

[gummo]

Yes but I don't find animals sexual Gummo YOU FREAK!!! :eek: :laugh:



Oh sorry, like animals, I though you wrote I like animals!!! :nope:
Sometimes I'm sooooooooo bad! :yup: :goof:


ummm okay. :eek: I'm not into beastiality :nope: Have you seen the movie "Animal"? with Rob Schneider...thats a good one if you are into it. :p :laugh:

[Anonymous Last]

I have animals in my library. The city hires them on.

I hate my library!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I have animals in my library. The city hires them on.

I hate my library!
Do you have books in your barn?

[Anonymous Last]

Do you have books in your barn?
Why? Would you like to feed the pig and flip my pages?

[Darth Stujitzu]

Ooooooooooooh matron! :randy: :laugh:
If there is a double entendre in there, I'll find it. Even if there isn't, I'll make it sound like one.
Bad Darth, take the red pill.........all is well, be calm.......

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Why? Would you like to feed the pig and flip my pages?
Sounds like a nice way to spend an afternoon. :)

[Anonymous Last]

Oink!



*whimper*

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Have I mentioned that I find pigs adorable?
Look at this face:
http://www.uwo.ca/animal/website/AC/Content/images/cute%20pig.JPG
awwww!!

[Tea Barking]

Aww looks good enough to eat :D

[Darth Stujitzu]

Hmmmmmmmmm, bacon sandwich!!! :licklips:
And this little piggy went weeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way into my frying pan! :eek:

[Anonymous Last]

Hmmmmmmmmm, bacon sandwich!!! :licklips:
And this little piggy went weeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way into my frying pan! :eek:
Don't ruin the good pan with pig's wee! You have to use a non-stick frying pan.

http://photobucket.com/albums/y227/anonymouslast2/th_piggy.jpg

[chicagofrog]

some said my ex looked like a librarian, and well, i loved her sshhh, and yes, there are many times pretty girls to look at, so yes it makes me... romantic, since i'm more the type to get romantic than horny.

[Blister]

Hmmmmmmmmm, bacon sandwich!!! :licklips:
And this little piggy went weeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way into my frying pan! :eek:

Now that's a true scot speaking......although I like my bacon sandwiches to have HP Sauce on them.....:D

Wonder what a true traditional scottish person is like....*strokes ginger beard and puts on kilt*

[chicagofrog]

oh ***** oh *****, someone said HP sauce............................................

i miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss it, i want it, i'm hungry, *****, i'm leaving work, i have to eat, where's the kitchen? i'm goin' wanna eat, yummy, miam miam, whatever............

who said HP?

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry...................

[Blister]

poor frog......

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/charismaslover/HPSauce.jpg

I'll make you a nice sandwich....

[chicagofrog]

thanx, gura mie ayd and etc etc... better than in a library, truth be said!

[Anonymous Last]

Damn!

Now I want some HP sauce. I want my taste buds back to life again!
What the yank is HP sauce and do you pour this on librarians?

Yours in mine.

Mr. Last

[chicagofrog]

we all scream for HP sauce, i see...

[7thson]

so yes it makes me... romantic, since i'm more the type to get romantic than horny.
You mean when my girlfriend says I am very romantic she is not telling me she is horny? I need to rethink this.

[chicagofrog]

yep you do ;)

[Anonymous Last]

You mean when my girlfriend says I am very romantic she is not telling me she is horny? I need to rethink this.
Even when she whispers no in that ooh la-la sexy romantic way... it still means no. Or she's a cool little freak that wants you to take and dominate the meat and potatoes and rip those Hanes her way right off the body.



I don't know... flip an enchanted coin!

[7thson]

I don't know... flip an enchanted coin!
Okay I tried this and it kept coming up tails no matter what I asked it.

[Anonymous Last]

Okay I tried this and it kept coming up tails no matter what I asked it.
So... you were looking for head?

[chicagofrog]

you guys...................

[Blister]

how often does this thread change topic? :D .....I've got a craving for Jelly at the moment.....anyway,...what were we talking about?

[chicagofrog]

HP... and now jelly? will you stop it?

[Blister]

HP... and now jelly? will you stop it?

Hehe :), i think i better, before your froggy appetite goes out of control ;)

[chicagofrog]

i'm lucky you didn't mention my big fave... the Cornish pasties... oh *****!

[Blister]

i'm lucky you didn't mention my big fave... the Cornish pasties... oh *****!

Everyone, run for your lives! ;)

(see all this talking about food, it's making me hungry.....time for some bacon)

[chicagofrog]

yeah, here he comes! and now with bacon 'n eggs!
he's insupportable, that existing Blister!!

[Anonymous Last]

how often does this thread change topic? :D .....I've got a craving for Jelly at the moment.....anyway,...what were we talking about?Conversations that keep seeping and trickeling out of us. Teeter-totting the thirty-one flavors of jelly and HP sauce poisoning this thread that fell off track and crashed about some posts ago. Though any cool crash that you can walk away from is a good one. Right?


Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!
Back on the scene. Crispy and clean...

[chicagofrog]

Ano is right!
so let's all go back to the library, with or without HP sauce and a sandwich for the pauses between two chapters...

[Anonymous Last]

Ano is right!
so let's all go back to the library, with or without HP sauce and a sandwich for the pauses between two chapters...
What I say? What I say?!

[chicagofrog]

what he say? what he say?

[nebbit]

you boys :laugh:

[matt72582]

I do have a crush on the Director at my library. HUGE crush! She passes along my books, plays, and CD to some Executive who checks it over to have it circulated, and also to get a free room for signings. She is probably 15-20 years older than me, but she always has a beautiful smile, and has helped me. I'm trying to get a job doing weekly events, and sent her an e-mail, as I'm a little nervous to see her, since it's too cold to shave, and I wear sweats half the time, which tells me I really do have a crush on her, because otherwise I couldn't care less how horrible I look. Part of it is wanting to get a full-time job, as I live so poorly being just an author and musician. I know I'll feel dishonest about myself trying to look nice doing whatever I might do in the future, especially since I constantly talk about how the work should speak for itself, not the other miscellaneous crap.

Maybe a girl can help me, but it seems like even single women wear rings. Is this true? Not that I would do anything about it even if she were single.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't remember this thread at all....... I thought it was something new. I seem to have voted "yes" in the past.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Matt, I say forget it. You don't need a woman 20 years older than you. You're in your 30s now -- it's time to settle down and stop the "seductive older woman" fantasy. And she just happens to be a librarian -- it figures! An occasional sex fling with her might be okay, but anything more than that will only lead to heartache. You should date someone your own age -- or up to 10 years younger, I think. But definitely not 20 years older! No. You do that when you're 18/19/20 years old, not early 30's. Too old. Maybe if you're desperate for sex, but definitely don't make it a relationship. Someone will get hurt. She needs a man more her own age.

[teeter_g]

Why is there no option on the poll for 'What the **** is wrong with you?'

[matt72582]

Matt, I say forget it. You don't need a woman 20 years older than you. You're in your 30s now -- it's time to settle down and stop the "seductive older woman" fantasy. And she just happens to be a librarian -- it figures! An occasional sex fling with her might be okay, but anything more than that will only lead to heartache. You should date someone your own age -- or up to 10 years younger, I think. But definitely not 20 years older! No. You do that when you're 18/19/20 years old, not early 30's. Too old. Maybe if you're desperate for sex, but definitely don't make it a relationship. Someone will get hurt. She needs a man more her own age.


She could only be 10 years older than me, I doubt it. I think I'm too smitten. However, 10 years younger than me sounds so.... weird, and I hardly ever use that word. Even a girl I sorta dated was 3 years younger, just felt odd she was my younger brother's age.

I lost my virginity to someone 9 years older, then someone who graduated from my high school 11 years before me. One girl told me she thinks it's because of the older music I listen to, or that I'm so mature (she's just immature), but I'm at the point where I'm not looking. Unless it falls on my lap (literally) it's not gonna happen.

Imagination is fun..

[matt72582]

And to your last part SC.... Doesn't everything always lead to heartache?

[VFN]

And to your last part SC.... Doesn't everything always lead to heartache?

Not always. Sometimes it's heartburn.

[neiba]

Is this another SC clone?

[Mr Minio]

The thread title made me remember that Rollin flick, in which a guy gets his ass kicked by a library. :)

[matt72582]

Never saw that, but the idea that someone gets his ass kicked by a library (non-person) is hilarious.

[90sAce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5nTog_6FSU

[matt72582]

She's married... I can relax now and bask in being single until I die :)

(sigh of relief)

[Sexy Celebrity]

She could only be 10 years older than me, I doubt it. I think I'm too smitten. However, 10 years younger than me sounds so.... weird, and I hardly ever use that word. Even a girl I sorta dated was 3 years younger, just felt odd she was my younger brother's age.

I think it's alright. I think women like older men. And I have personally seen where a woman 10 years younger than a man got married to him and they stayed married forever. A younger woman would appreciate the support and maturity, I think. But these older women -- twenty years older than you -- no. No. They need a man who will walk in with them to the old folks home when it's time to go. That won't be you.

I lost my virginity to someone 9 years older, then someone who graduated from my high school 11 years before me. One girl told me she thinks it's because of the older music I listen to, or that I'm so mature (she's just immature), but I'm at the point where I'm not looking. Unless it falls on my lap (literally) it's not gonna happen.

Got quite an old lady fetish, don't ya? You need to talk to Captain Spaulding. I think you both have a lot in common.

And to your last part SC.... Doesn't everything always lead to heartache?

That's too loaded of a question for me right now when I'm about to sink in to some french fries.

[Godoggo]

I do have a crush on the Director at my library. HUGE crush! She passes along my books, plays, and CD to some Executive who checks it over to have it circulated, and also to get a free room for signings. She is probably 15-20 years older than me, but she always has a beautiful smile, and has helped me. I'm trying to get a job doing weekly events, and sent her an e-mail, as I'm a little nervous to see her, since it's too cold to shave, and I wear sweats half the time, which tells me I really do have a crush on her, because otherwise I couldn't care less how horrible I look. Part of it is wanting to get a full-time job, as I live so poorly being just an author and musician. I know I'll feel dishonest about myself trying to look nice doing whatever I might do in the future, especially since I constantly talk about how the work should speak for itself, not the other miscellaneous crap.

Maybe a girl can help me, but it seems like even single women wear rings. Is this true? Not that I would do anything about it even if she were single.

Sometimes. I usually wear a ring on the finger typically reserved for an engagement ring. It's neither gold or a diamond, but that won't ever be the case even when I do get married as I don't like gold or diamonds. Most of the women I am friends with wear rings and whatever type of ring they want to on any finger. My married friend wears her wedding ring on a chain around her neck, so unless someone has something that is clearly an engagement or wedding ring on their finger, you may have to ask to find out.

I'm kinda with Sexy on this one. Sorta. But I will tell you this, if you do want to pursue any sort of anything with her, stop wearing sweatpants. :D

[Mr Minio]

I thought sweatpants are long johns, but apparently these are tracksuit trousers! Don't wear them if you go to the library!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think if you're already at the point where you're writing about the fantasy library lady on a message board on the internet, it's already too late. It's sexier to actually do something in person, not turn to a 10 year old forum thread called "Does being in the library make you horny?" for help. Do you see what your problem is now? You're not making smart choices. This is worse than calling up strangers on the telephone to ask them what their favorite movies are. THAT was more seductive than what you're doing right now.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Not only that, but when you posted in the "Does being in the library make you horny?" thread, you got me to answer you. Me!

And while I may be the Dr. Ruth of Movie Forums, as well as the Dr. Phil and other doctors, it's still not as good as actually just trying to start something in person with this lady.

[90sAce]

She's married... I can relax now and bask in being single until I die :)

(sigh of relief)
Married is only as married does, heh heh.

If you view not being able to get something you want as a "reward" (since it gave you the momentary relief of not having to do the work to go up and talk to someone) - then that's a very dangerous mindset my friend. You're basically training yourself to psychologically reward yourself for making less effort.

If I were into a woman who refused my advance because she was married, I wouldn't make myself feel "glad" about having an excuse not to pursue what I want, I'd feel disappointed (but only momentary, since I know that there are plenty of other eligible women out there).

[90sAce]

Part of it is wanting to get a full-time job, as I live so poorly being just an author and musician. I know I'll feel dishonest about myself trying to look nice doing whatever I might do in the future,

Self-improvement (aka dressing better) isn't dishonest - that'd be like saying that an obese person deciding to lose weight is "being dishonest" by changing something about them, and that they should just remain fat.


[quote]
especially since I constantly talk about how the work should speak for itself, not the other miscellaneous crap.

Well the truth is that the "work" is more than just the summary of a list of completed task - it's the overall experience you provide - this includes the sensory experience you provide as well. Showing up somewhere dressed sloppily is a visual eyesore, just like farting in a crowd is.

If a guy for example chooses to show up to a job interview wearing a beer-stained Homer Simpson T-shirt and cut-off denim shorts, he's probably not getting the job even if he's technically the most qualified on the resume - and that really is the way things "should be", because people are emotional creatures - we're not robots with no emotional needs or experiences as well.

So the guy's options are to self-justify just because he doesn't want to change, and associates it as "who he is" (only because he's been doing it for so long), or he can choose to improve. There's no such thing as "who you are" anyway - who you are is really just the summary of your actions - if you choose to start dressing better to make you more presentable for promotions, then your choice to do so becomes "who you are".


Maybe a girl can help me, but it seems like even single women wear rings. Is this true? Not that I would do anything about it even if she were single.
Well you decided up-front that "you wouldn't do anything about it".

Me I wouldn't care if she was wearing a ring or not, I'd always approach a woman I was interested in - worst that could happen is that she'd say no - I wouldn't beat around the bush coming up with a laundry list of trivialities in order to justify avoiding a situation with very low risk, but very high reward.

At the same time I'd definitely not mentally program myself into inaction by posting on the internet "I'm not going to do it" - imagine if before a game a sports team got together and chanted "We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose"! Hah

[Zotis]

Actually I find libraries to be one of the easier places to hit on girls. It's easy to strike up a conversation. People there just seem to be less guarded, more relaxed. There's almost always more girls than guys. And the university libraries tend to have lots of younger women. You're also less likely to accidentally hit on a minor.

I've only gotten a girl's number at a library once, but all I did was strike up a conversation about the books in the section we happened to both be looking. It literally required no effort whatsoever.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Actually I find libraries to be one of the easier places to hit on girls. It's easy to strike up a conversation.

..... Aren't you supposed to be quiet in libraries?

[Zotis]

Quiet, yes, completely silent, no.

[90sAce]

..... Aren't you supposed to be quiet in libraries?
People are supposed to be a lot of things.

Like not sleep with married women, heheh

[Godoggo]

I don't mind if a guy dresses casually. In fact, I really don't like a high maintenance guy (says the girl who is sitting here waiting on her boyfriend to get ready) but sweatpants aren't putting your best foot forward if you want to ask someone out. It isn't being dishonest. There is nothing wrong with trying to make a good impression. It says you care.

[Godoggo]

..... Aren't you supposed to be quiet in libraries?

I wish that where the case. My library has a quiet reading room. Apparently most people think that means a quiet place to take their cell phone calls.

The downtown library here is noisy. The security guy never even asks anyone to be quiet unless they are actually in an argument and yelling.

[90sAce]

I don't mind if a guy dresses casually. In fact, I really don't like a high maintenance guy (says the girl who is sitting here waiting on her boyfriend to get ready) but sweatpants aren't putting your best foot forward if you want to ask someone out. It isn't being dishonest. There is nothing wrong with trying to make a good impression. It says you care.
It's not really a matter of casual vs formal - it's more of a matter of looking like you at least care about yourself and what you put on.

My idea of casual for example is a nice, clean pair of jeans and shoes, and a nice, clean polo or a brand name T-shirt with an interesting design. Versus say sweatpants with holes, tennis shoes with grasstains, or a white-Haines T-shirt with mustard and sweat stains - big difference between "casual" and just sloppy.

I mean if a person doesn't even look like they value themselves, how can others trust them to value them?

[Zotis]

I scored at a Smash Bros. video game tournament wearing a bright blue X-men T-shirt and brown corduroy pants. I consider that dressed up for me. But really the only difference between dressed up and not dressed up is how much I like the clothes I'm wearing. Either way it's just pants and a t-shirt really though...

[90sAce]

I scored at a Smash Bros. video game tournament wearing a bright blue X-men T-shirt and brown corduroy pants. I consider that dressed up for me. But really the only difference between dressed up and not dressed up is how much I like the clothes I'm wearing. Either way it's just pants and a t-shirt really though...
Well I'm assuming that you were at a house with some friends of yours that you know - so the bar for dressing's a little lower when you're in a private place versus a public venue

[Godoggo]

Yeah, usually the guys I've dated have been on the scruffy side. My last boyfriend before this one would wear a shirt three days in a row and shoes until they fell off his feet. I don't care about clothing all that much, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't matter at all.

Awhile ago a girlfriend and I saw this guy that was really handsome but he was wearing these pants. I don't know what the heck they were but they were shiny black material with turquoise triangles. They were awful. I don't want to be a shallow person but I'd have trouble getting past those pants.

There is another reason why girls don't like sweatpants. I'll try to say this delicately but sometimes they can be a little revealing, if you catch my drift.

My best friend Chip wears nothing but t-shirts and shorts. If it's cold he will throw on a hoodie, but he never wears anything else, unless it's a wedding. I kind of prefer guys to dress like that. Sometimes, I wish my boyfriend dressed more like that.

[90sAce]

I kind of prefer guys to dress like that.



My best friend Chip... wears nothing but t-shirts and shorts.
lolol ;) Be careful - some guy might actually fall for that one.

[Godoggo]

What in the world are you talking about?

[Swan]

There is another reason why girls don't like sweatpants. I'll try to say this delicately but sometimes they can be a little revealing, if you catch my drift.

Godoggo, have some decency!

[90sAce]

What in the world are you talking about?
You friendzoned the dude who dresses like that. :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think he's trying to say you and Chip are more than just friends.

[90sAce]

I think he's trying to say you and Chip are more than just friends.
No I wasn't. I was pointing out that she said she sort of prefers guys who wear only T-shirts and shorts.

...but then she mentioned that they're "just friends". So it sounds to me like she prefers guys like that more as "friends" than as lover material - though I'm not a psychic by any means.

IMO dressing a little up is always a better bet than dressing too down, as long as you don't overdo it.

[Godoggo]

Oh he was in the friend zone within five minutes of meeting him. We instantly got along like we had known each other forever. Great friendship chemistry. Absolutely no romance chemistry. That was even hard to type. Some people are just meant to be friends.

Oh good. Time to leave finally. :D

[Captain Spaulding]

Got quite an old lady fetish, don't ya? You need to talk to Captain Spaulding. I think you both have a lot in common.

Mommy issues aside, I don't have an old lady fetish. If anything I go too far in the opposite direction. My girlfriend actually told me the other day that she thinks I'm a pedophile. I told her that's an awfully big word for a nine-year-old.

[cricket]

When I hit puberty, I went to the library, cut pictures out of magazines, and brought them home.

That's all I have to say about that.

[Zotis]

The last girl I hit on had poor hygiene, but she was cute, and she had a friendly fun-loving type of personality. At my first glance I thought she looked a bit too nerdy for me because of her hygiene. But her personality more than made up for it. Moral of the story, I would definitely date a girl with poor hygiene and bad taste in clothing if she was pretty and had an interesting fun personality.

[Captain Spaulding]

I used to date a girl who didn't shave her legs or armpits.

Turned out it was just SC trying to fool me with a wig.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I felt so stupid when I found out I didn't actually need that wig at all.

[Choo Yao Chuen]

makes me sleepy!

[Zotis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StDr76DZ5eA

Wait for the punch line at the end.

[Mr Minio]

I used to date a girl who didn't shave her legs or armpits.

Turned out it was just SC trying to fool me with a wig. And what if it was a wig trying to fool you with SC?!

[Zotis]

I made you guys a couple toon avatars based on this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Psylis/2015/Captain%20and%20Sexy%2001_zpsk1yqfj0y.png http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Psylis/2015/Captain%20and%20Sexy%2002_zpsb2ucn4ao.png

[earlsmoviepicks]

http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab94/earlsmoviepicks/librarybaby_zpsa35f62af.jpg (http://s853.photobucket.com/user/earlsmoviepicks/media/librarybaby_zpsa35f62af.jpg.html)

[Devostator]

it used to back when i was going through a librarian fetish phase

[Gatsby]

Can't believe I just found out about this thread. :lol:

You people are truly weirdos. Only a few more months here and I think I'll gain the ability to masturbate to Hemingway.

[Cobpyth]

"Yes, ooohh yes!"