Sell me Mofo

[sunfrog]

How much do you want for it?

[jrs]

How much do you want for it?


It ain't for sale. :p

[sunfrog]

Everything's for sale. I'll give you $100 for it. What say?

[Eyes]

I'll give you ten dollars

[jrs]

Ya'll better contact Chris' lawyer. :laugh:

[Yoda]

Ya'll been drinkin' the crazy juice.

[jrs]

Ya'll been drinkin' the crazy juice.
:dizzy: LOL .

[John McClane]

You know, this thread just gave me a crazy idea. Want to hear? I will tell. Movie Forums merchandise such as T-Shirts to start with. That would be so freaking awesome. I'd most certainly buy a T-Shirt that had the Movie Forums stamped on the front with "You Can Almost Taste The Popcorn" stamped below it.

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8182/crappytest1yg.jpg

That's a very crappy slap together but, we could make one look really, really cool. All the money spent on the T-Shirts that makes a profit could go to a foudation or pay for the T-Shirts themselves. You could make to order. Dude, that would be really neat. I'd be willing to help out with getting cash to front the project. Just think how many people would see us wearing the T-Shirt and most likely check the site out. What do you think, is that possible? I'd be willing to help out with getting cash to front the project. You could make a thread to create the shirt design.

[jrs]

I'll join in! :cool:

[Richard Hell]

Ya'll been drinkin' the crazy juice.

NO not crazy juice Jesus Juice

[sunfrog]

You have to think bigger than that John.

I'll give you $115 for MoFo. I have plans for it. And you don't have to leave Twt. Nobody does. I need you for updates and stuff. Unless you don't want to do that, then just give me somebody who can update all the little doohickeys. I'm not a programmer.

[blibblobblib]

I'll swap you MOFO for a box of Oreos. Deal?

[Yoda]

My options are limited in regards to t-shirts, unfortunately. The only quick, convenient, inexpensive way to create custom t-shirts, at least online, is Cafe Press (http://www.cafepress.com), which doesn't really allow for the kind of color scheme we'd be looking at with this logo. Also, I don't have a high-res version of the logo (and haven't really been able to get in touch with the designer, who might), without which any t-shirt design would come out pretty fuzzy.

So, really, all I'd be able to offer is a plain t-shirt with the website name and a slogan on it, at this point. Not even black, for that matter, which is kind of what I'm waiting for Cafe Press to start offering.

[Austruck]

sunfrog, please tell me you're not seriously trying to offer $115 for all of MoFo...? I think you're a few decimal places off on that guesstimate, buddy.

I'll buy a T-shirt that says, "I went to MoFo and all I got was this lousy white CafePress T-shirt with the lo-res logo."

Well, maybe not.

[John McClane]

My options are limited in regards to t-shirts, unfortunately. The only quick, convenient, inexpensive way to create custom t-shirts, at least online, is Cafe Press (http://www.cafepress.com), which doesn't really allow for the kind of color scheme we'd be looking at with this logo. Also, I don't have a high-res version of the logo (and haven't really been able to get in touch with the designer, who might), without which any t-shirt design would come out pretty fuzzy.

So, really, all I'd be able to offer is a plain t-shirt with the website name and a slogan on it, at this point. Not even black, for that matter, which is kind of what I'm waiting for Cafe Press to start offering.Ah, so you have thought of it, eh? I'll look around for ya. See if anything looks good.

[Austruck]

Well, without a hi-res logo, it'll look like crap. Let's wait and see if Yoda can get a hold of the hi-res version....

[MovieMaker5087]

I'll give you $25, a beer, and my virginity. Again.

[sunfrog]

A few decibles off? It's only code. I mean I wanna buy the website and all the pages and stuff. You can get a good website on ebay for less than that and this one doesn't even sell anything. Like dropship I mean. How about $150?

Why do you want a hi-res t-shirt? Have you seen what people do with silk screen? It's not a hi-res medium

[sunfrog]

Ha! Check this out! This is better than a t-shirt! lol
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=102333&item=5595224903&rd=1

[darkhorse]

A few decibles off? It's only code. I mean I wanna buy the website and all the pages and stuff. You can get a good website on ebay for less than that and this one doesn't even sell anything. Like dropship I mean. How about $150?
Sunfrog, you're obviously not in tune with IT prices, dude! A website like this one costs way, way more. But if you want a forum on your website, those are easy to get. You can buy a domain name pretty easily for a very reasonable price and buy the software for a forum of your own and set up and configure your own Movie Forums! (You'd have to call it something different, though, as Yoda probably has the name copyrighted). Anyway, there are hundreds of forums on the internet and several forums dedicated to movies. It's easy enough to set up your own forum website, if you're willing to make the investment in terms of time and money! I'd be glad to give you more information if you care to IM me! Best of luck on your forum endeavors!

[Austruck]

Yes, sunfrog, I wasn't kidding when I said you were several decimal points (not decibels) off in your estimate. A decent domain name plus this much content is worth thousands, not hundreds.

Having said that, I think no one here would let Yoda sell it anyway -- and I don't think he even wants to. (Whew.)

[MovieMaker5087]

Are you really serious about this?

[Eyes]

i think he is

[Anonymous Last]

I'll buy some shares if you go public. (what?)

Now let's get back to the Oreos.

[AboveTheClouds]

Oreos 'eh.

[LordSlaytan]

I get dips anyway.

First...Ft. Knox.

Then...puberty.

I'm on it!

[Anonymous Last]

I get dips anyway.

First...Ft. Knox.

Then...puberty.

I'm on it!
Just remember where you parked and to take her home in time. That's twelve church bells son...and not a gong later!

[Eyes]

I get dips anyway.
don't you mean dibs?

[LordSlaytan]

I guess so. :laugh:

[Austruck]

don't you mean dibs?

No, he means dips. Haven't you seen the people that hang out around here?? :rolleyes:

[Anonymous Last]

No, he means dips. Haven't you seen the people that hang out around here?? :rolleyes:
She has such a shadey way with words...it's becoming. To dip into the vernacular, she frickin' rules. I think my dialect might be broken, somebody fetch me a body bag.

[Austruck]

I sprained my dialect once, but it was my own fault. I wasn't watching where I was going and tripped over a loose accent.

[LordSlaytan]

You two are showing us your brains again. :sick:

STOP IT! Or it's back in the closet with your Brady Bunch reruns again.

[Austruck]

HE STARTED IT!

Okay, okay. I'll behave. I'll put my brain back where it usually goes....

[sits in chair too fast and gives herself a headache]

There.

[Austruck]

(You do realize that I'm posting like a mad fool around here so that I can hit 1,000 posts by the time my five-year anniversary rolls around next month.) ;)

[Anonymous Last]

HE STARTED IT!
DID NOT!

[LordSlaytan]

:laugh:

I have never noticed your low post count.

I always get into posting fits when I'm happy and have nothing to do.

[Austruck]

What a coincidence! I'm always happy when I have nothing to do. ;)

[Austruck]

DID NOT!

DID TOO!

[sunfrog]

$150! And I'll make you t-shirts. You get a dozen free.

[Anonymous Last]

DID TOO!
Brat!

[Eyes]

Children... Stop Bickering!!

[Austruck]

Brat!

I know you are, but what am I??


Sorry, Eyes ... :(

I'll stop if HE stops. :o

[Eyes]

i just find it odd that i, a 14 year old, have to discipline two people that are definately older than me

[Anonymous Last]

i just find it odd that i, a 14 year old, have to discipline two people that are definately older than meShe started it!

me thinks

[Blister]

She started it!

me thinks

You know your right Anonymous ;)

[Austruck]

You guys are a bunch of MEANIES! :(

[Anonymous Last]

You guys are a bunch of MEANIES! :(
It's all out of MoFo love.

[Eyes]

You guys are a bunch of MEANIES! :(
what did you expect from teenagers that obviously spend too much time online?

[SamsoniteDelilah]

what did you expect from teenagers that obviously spend too much time online?
Gummi bears.
I expect gummi bears.
::waits expectantly::

[Anonymous Last]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/tjlast/GummiBears.jpgGummi bears.
I expect gummi bears.
::waits expectantly::

[SamsoniteDelilah]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/tjlast/GummiBears.jpg
awwww! :)

[Austruck]

Now I know you guys are a bunch of meanies! I hate gummi bears! I only like dark chocolate! :( :( :(

O, woe is I! I hate myself! I think I'm going to go lock myself in my room and cry.

Or, I'll just go eat some chocolate. ;)

[Anonymous Last]

http://photobucket.com/albums/a209/tjlast/th_caraque_dark.gif

[Eyes]

Gummi bears.
I expect gummi bears.
::waits expectantly::
http://www.sweetsncandy.co.uk/prodimages/gumbea_l.jpg

[Anonymous Last]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a209/tjlast/eyefullofpeach.jpg

Hey Ian,
...for minutes!

[Austruck]

http://photobucket.com/albums/a209/tjlast/th_caraque_dark.gif


Ohhhh, you're not a meanie at all, are you? :D :D :D You're just a widdle wovvie-dovvie cutie-patootie, aren't you? Awwwww....

[Austruck]

Hmmmm.... :suspicious:

As Monty Python would say, "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!"

[Golgot]

Hmmmm.... :suspicious:

As Monty Python would say, "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!"

Dig those kool swords. Kan u dig with them do u think? And can we suu if we can't?

EDIT: Hey froggy - there's an idea for you: The 'Swords, Gummi Bears and PenPal' site. It'll make you millions ;)

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

I'll give you, a horse, a gold nugget that looks like a blister I had in 3rd grade, a lock of hair from a rare subterranean species of mantis, a part of my backyard, a broken spoke that goes to my broken wheel on my bike that has a new tire, my name tag from work, a hand full of screws and nails, some CD's I found, all of my junk mail, a spray paint can that doesn't work, some of these, a penny loafer (left, minus the penny), a chipped shotglass that say "one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, whore!" (I'm a man whore for lady-fans), two of my 12 pet fish, the rights to my legal birth name, some old shirts I have, a couple of cables that go to guitar pedals, a newly crustified fly swatter, this cup of cold coffee from earlier this morning, a typewriter-drawing of, the ability to breath underwater for up to 30 seconds without taking a breath, the trash that needs to be taken out of my room, a pen from my old work that may or may not work, a cool necklace, a unrinal cake from London's public bathroom (exotic), some fake dog poo that makes people say "ewww", and maybe some other things for Movie Forums.

[Austruck]

Ummm... describe the cool necklace first....

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

Ummm... describe the cool necklace first....
http://www.coolhunting.com/images/whiteTrash-NesControllerNec.jpg

[Austruck]

Omigosh. Okay, yes. YODA, SELL! :)

[Austruck]

BTW, I'm trying not to let it scare me that you had two pictures of that thing ready to post.

[Eyes]

Omigosh. Okay, yes. YODA, SELL! :)
i'll give you two websites for the necklace

[Austruck]

I'll trade you the necklace and two websites for what's behind the curtain Carol Merrill is showing us .....

[Eyes]

deal

[PimpDaShizzle V2.0]

BTW, I'm trying not to let it scare me that you had two pictures of that thing ready to post.
You'd be surprised at what you can find in Google's image search.

Google's Image Search: "Cool Necklace"

That's what came up. And I think they're right.

[Austruck]

Okay, wait ... so you don't even really own that necklace? Well, then, the deal is off. :pout:

[Anonymous Last]

Okay, wait ... so you don't even really own that necklace? Well, then, the deal is off. :pout:
Don't give up. He might have a pair of Power Gloves. Though I would take the necklace in the form of a belt buckle.
http://nesbuckle.com/images/users_captainN.JPG



http://nesbuckle.com/images/users_z1.jpg

I change my mind!

[sunfrog]

$165
Come on Twt, you don't even post anymore. It's some kind of experiment to you. Like fungus growing on a bread or something.

More clevage please

[Eyes]

More clevage please
**Cleavage, you could at least spell it right... :p

[Strummer521]

This sunfrog guy creates the most random threads....and I mean that in a good way. :D

[sunfrog]

$150 Twt. No one has posted on the Intermission forum since I left. I thought this joint was hoppin'. I can now offer you less money for it.

[sunfrog]

$150 Twt. No one has posted on the Intermission forum since I left. I thought this joint was hoppin'. I can now offer you less money for it. And you have server problems. It takes forever when I click submit.

[LordSlaytan]

I've already offered him $15,000 for the site. He turned me down.

Quit insulting him...besides...your little jokes are getting tedious.

Oh yeah...nice to see you...you tedious bastard. :)

[Anonymous Last]

It takes forever when I click submit.
That's asking a lot... don't cha think?


You have to giggle like a school girl when you press submit in order for it to work properly.

[7thson]

That's asking a lot... don't cha think?


You have to giggle like a school girl
I tried this and the dang old guy sitting at one of the computers in my Internet cafe asked me out, thanks a lot.

[sunfrog]

That's because you don't have $15,000 Slaytin but I have $150 in cold hard cash. You could use it for drugs or hookers Twitty. Think about it. Mmmm.. drugs or hookers.

[John McClane]

That's because you don't have $15,000 Slaytin but I have $150 in cold hard cash. You could use it for drugs or hookers Twitty. Think about it. Mmmm.. drugs or hookers.150 billion eh? I don't think yods would have a problem with that as long as he shares the wealth. ;)

[LordSlaytan]

That's because you don't have $15,000 Slaytin but I have $150 in cold hard cash. You could use it for drugs or hookers Twitty. Think about it. Mmmm.. drugs or hookers.How do you know I can't borrow it? Your mother's worth a little bit as collateral.

[Yoda]

How do you know I can't borrow it? Your mother's worth a little bit as collateral.I like you too much to let you borrow money to buy the site. What if you flake on me? Then I'd have to have Bruno break your kneecaps. And I really don't want that.

[LordSlaytan]

Wow...that's so sweet and creepy.

Besides, I did a little research and Sunfrog's mom isn't wo...

Never mind...getting carried away again. ;D

[Darth Stujitzu]

Hey Sunfrog, I'll let you buy McMovie McForum for $ 15,000, it's similar to Mofo , but the voice overs for movie trailers are all read by Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons?
Hey I've also got a shipment of chocolate tea-pots if you've got the cash?

[sunfrog]

I want movieforums because I like the name. It's too dark and depressing tho. People want fun and ambience. MoFo is like Twt's dog languishing away in the backyard. Sure it was fun to play with when it was a puppy but that's gotten old. Now he just goes outside to feed it every once in a while and ignores it the rest of the time. Let me buy it. I'll give it some attention and teach it some new tricks. Then enter it in a few dog shows and maybe win some ribbons with it.

Are you feeling okay Slayteen? I mispelled your name and you didn't even notice.

[Yoda]

I'd say it was a lot more like a child whose grown up and doesn't need me to be as involved as it used to.

[sunfrog]

That's even worse. You'd turn your back on your child?
Maybe your child wants to come live with me.

[Yoda]

I dunno what kinda condition you have, but I imagine they'll name it after you.

[SpoOkY]

Don't give up. He might have a pair of Power Gloves. Though I would take the necklace in the form of a belt buckle.

I change my mind!

maybe nintendo accessories just isn't his thing; how about $150 and a huge lifesize transformer (way cooler) and it certainly goes down great with the ladies. Can you believe that guy has 11 kids?

http://www.rhino.com/RZine/images/botcon1.jpg

[nebbit]

Don't sell to Sunfrog Yoda, I wouldn't like it here without you. http://bestsmileys.com/crying/5.gif

[sunfrog]

11 kids like Michael Jackson or 11 kids like the brady bunch?

Twitty doesn't have to leave. Every hero needs a villain.

Hey, there's an idea! He can write negative reviews and I can write positive reviews. Of the same movie of course. Then viewers can vote for the one they agree with most and get a score like the Reputation thing only it will be a Good/Evil score. Everyone will have a good/evil score.

[Darth Stujitzu]

Sunfrog are you Dr.Evil or Mini-me?
Leave Yoda alone or the Dark Side will come get you.
Mofo is great as is, if it ain't broke don't fix it.
Away and chase traffic if you're bored!

[Aniko]

Sunfrog I think you've been out in the sun too long. Whatchu'been drinkin' out in that sun too?


McMovie McForum

:laugh:

Sounds tasty. Would we get a side of fries to go with this?

[Darth Stujitzu]

How about a side of Darth Stujitzu Annie? :randy:
No need to Supersize, I got it all going on! :scream: :nope:

[Pyro Tramp]

Screw all you, i'm going to make my own movie forum, with...... blackjack......and hookers, in fact......forget the movie forum

[Darth Stujitzu]

Count me in! :yup:
Can we have midget pole-dancers as well? :randy:
I can't do blackjack, how about snap?
Will the forum be called black,jack and crack?
Keep me posted. :yup:

[Anonymous Last]

Screw all you, i'm going to make my own movie forum, with...... blackjack......and hookers, in fact......forget the movie forum
Bender Bending Rodriguez


http://photobucket.com/albums/a61/anony_l/th_bender.jpg


... cracks me up!

[Pyro Tramp]

Got to love Futurama

[sunfrog]

No-LimitTexasHookers.com! What a great idea! :D

[sunfrog]

give it to me free then

[jrs]

11 kids like Michael Jackson......

I always thought Michael Jackson likes 11 kids. (or 12 or 13....). :laugh: