The Untelligence Test

[Lance McCool]

Take the Untelligence Test (http://community.sparknotes.com/untelligence/) and find out how hopelessly untelligent you really are. Apparently, I'm 61% untelligent with a somewhat perverted sense of humour and a nearly satanic lack of morality.


* You need to register with Spark Notes to take the test, it should take you a grand total of 1 minute or so.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

72% Untelligent, but not violent enough.
Who'da thunk?

[Piddzilla]

72% unintelligent.

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

[Piddzilla]

This SparkNotes site is pretty fun. 24/25 on the Godfather quiz. :D

[SamsoniteDelilah]

72% unintelligent.

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
Weird. That was exactly my result.

[Piddzilla]

Weird. That was exactly my result.

That reminds me of the Flaming Lips song "Be My Head":

Won't you
Be my head
And I'll
Be yours

[Tacitus]

72% as well, with great self-confidence and no morality.

Salesmen eh? ;)

[SamsoniteDelilah]

That reminds me of the Flaming Lips song "Be My Head":

Won't you
Be my head
And I'll
Be yours
What if we already are? :eek:

[Piddzilla]

What if we already are? :eek:

Yeah, it almost seems like it... :p

[The Taxi Driver]

44% here

[gummo]

61% Unintelligent

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

[IDigCereal]

67% here.

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

Seems to be a recurring theme.

[LordSlaytan]

It appears that I'm a really intelligent brute with the morals of a hungry rat.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Nobody seems to have had very good morals, per that test.
What can you do though, when the options are all immoral? The one that seems funnest, if you ask me!

[Equilibrium]

28% Untelligent!

" Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

[Caitlyn]

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a arrogant and inflated self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "


:p

[Eyes]

83%