Recipies - Cookin' Like A Mofo

[SamsoniteDelilah]

What's your speciality?
What's the first thing you learned to cook?
What's the next thing you want to learn?

I need some new recipies. Help a sister out? :)

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I'll kick this one in, for starters:

Potato Soup for One

wash and dice 1 med-lg potato
dice a small onion
put both in a saucepan and cover with water, about 1 cup
add salt and pepper
bring to a boil and cook, covered for 10 min, reduce heat.

in a separate saucepan:
melt 2T butter
stir in 2T flour til smooth
pour in 1/4 half and half
gradually add 1/2 c shredded sharp cheddar cheese
stir in about 1 teaspoon spicy mustard

Once the cheese sauce thickens, stir it into the potatoes without draining off the water. Let the whole mix cook long enough to thicken a little. Enjoy.

Can be topped with bacon bits, chives, cheddar cheese croutons, what have you.

[Richard Hell]

I'll kick this one in, for starters:

Potato Soup for One

wash and dice 1 med-lg potato
dice a small onion
put both in a saucepan and cover with water, about 1 cup
add salt and pepper
bring to a boil and cook, covered for 10 min, reduce heat.

in a separate saucepan:
melt 2T butter
stir in 2T flour til smooth
pour in 1/4 half and half
gradually add 1/2 c shredded sharp cheddar cheese
stir in about 1 teaspoon spicy mustard

Once the cheese sauce thickens, stir it into the potatoes without draining off the water. Let the whole mix cook long enough to thicken a little. Enjoy.

Can be topped with bacon bits, chives, cheddar cheese croutons, what have you.


I absolutely love this :D

[Tacitus]

Tacitus' Chicken Ding

Buy Marks & Sparks Chicken Balti

Knife the clear plastic film a few times

Place carefully in microwave and heat for 5 minutes

Ding!

Who says guys can't cook? :D

[undercoverlover]

ok sounds a lil wierd but it is a must try as a bedtime drink

ok basically make a cup of tea without the teabag in it.....

...to avoid mishaps, try this trid and tested recipe for it

2 teaspoons of sugar, hot water and mik - just a little bit more than you would normally have in a tea.

Its lovely



Cheese on toast - Use Mozarella NOT CHEDDAR!!!! thats the way to yumminess

[Tacitus]

Cheese on toast - Use Mozarella NOT CHEDDAR!!!! thats the way to yumminess

A few drops of Worcestershire Sauce on the cheese, before grill, works wonders too. ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/200000/images/_201561_ainsley_harriot_150.jpg
"What's he like?!?"

I'm like a person who wants to punch you, Ainsley.

Hard.

And often.

[undercoverlover]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

[Sexy Celebrity]

What's your speciality?Sexy Celebrity's Edible Underwear

First, you need to buy Sexy's Edible Undies Maker, $29.99, at http://www.sexy-celebrity-things.com (http://www.sexy-celebrity-things.com/)

Then, purchase either Sexy Strawberries, Sexy Cherries, Sexy Raspberries, Sexy Chocolate, or Sexy Vanilla packages, $4.99 each.

After it's all delivered (through Sexy's Sexy UPS Service, delivery person available in male or female - eunuch not yet available, add a $9.99 service charge) open everything, plug up the Edible Undies Maker (you may have to unplug some things, perhaps if you've purchased other items from http://www.sexy-celebrity-things.com (http://www.sexy-celebrity-things.com/) in the past), and follow these instructions:

* Pour 1 cup of sugar into the (Sexy Sugar is available from our online store, $3.99 for a big bag) Edible Undies Maker.

* Open your Sexy flavoring package (strawberries, cherries, etc.) and pour into the Maker.

* Spray Sexy's Attraction & Attention Aphrodisiac ($7.99 for a bottle at our online store, $49.99 for a tank) three times into the mixture.

* Set which size your edible underwear should be (xx-small, x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, xx-large, xxx-large, xxxx-large, xxxxx-large, and OK, you must be having an orgy because this is big enough to feed one) then close the lid.

* Turn the Edible Undies Maker on (this does not require dirty talk or stripping, just hit the on switch)

* Cooking times vary (from 1 minute to 24 hours).

* Open the lid up and let cool for a few minutes (unless you've tried Sexy's Carnal Candles, $11.99 for an 8 pack, and you're used to very hot things on your body).

* Put on and enjoy! Your lover will too (and if you don't have one, you can always purchase Sexy's Remote Controlled Edible Underwear Eating Love Doll, available in male or female, white, black, or silver, $99.99 each).


Tell me what you thought of it!

[Piddzilla]

Elk Mousse

Take one elk
Whip it into moose

[SamsoniteDelilah]

* Spray Sexy's Attraction & Attention Aphrodisiac ($7.99 for a bottle at our online store, $49.99 for a tank) three times into the mixture.
::starts saving up::

[Ophelia]

I have no speciality.

I learned how to cook tatties first.

I do like cooking but there is nothing I wish to conquer.

Quick berry brulee

Get your mascarpone (400g).

Add raspberries or whatever berries that float your boat.

Mix with spoon.

Pop the mixture into little dishes....you know the wee ones?

Sprinkle sugar on top. (it needs to be a fair wee bit if you want a good depth of caramelisation - if that is even a word).

Pop under the grill until the sugar is a golden brown texture...like the sun.

Pretend you are Amelie and whack the top with a wee silver spoon.

oo la la.

[Tacitus]

I learned how to cook tatties first.

*hides*

:D

[Ophelia]

*hides*

:D

I get alot of enjoyment from stabbing a tattie with a fork and roasting it in the oven.

Still smiling?

[Tacitus]

I get alot of enjoyment from stabbing a tattie with a fork and roasting it in the oven.

Still smiling?

Is that 'roasting' using the Premiership footballer terminology?

Either way, sounds a bit kinky for me...

...but I'm always smiling. :D

Though sometimes smiling through sheer terror.

[Caitlyn]

The first thing I learned to cook was water... or rather the pot it was in... :p

[Darth Stujitzu]

A few drops of Worcestershire Sauce on the cheese, before grill, works wonders too. ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/200000/images/_201561_ainsley_harriot_150.jpg
"What's he like?!?"

I'm like a person who wants to punch you, Ainsley.

Hard.

And often.



Punch him a few times for me would you, also spay some of that Fairy liquid on him and see if it really does get rid of all those annoying stains!!!

[Darth Stujitzu]

Not going to comment on our Irish contingents love of tatties!!! D'OH !!!!
You guys have almost as healthy a lifestyle as us!!!
Could you open up a restaurant like Bubba Gump?
tatties and fish,
tatties and more tatties,
tatties and chicken............

[Caitlyn]

Somewhere along the way, I actually learned to cook... and this is one of my favorites...


Banana Bread

1 cup sugar
½ cup butter
2 cups plain flour
1 tsp. vanilla
½ cup chopped nuts
½ tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking soda
2 fresh eggs
3 medium size bananas, mashed

Cream sugar and butter. Add alternately the flour (sifted with salt and baking soda), fresh eggs, and mashed bananas. Mix in vanilla and nuts. Mix thoroughly and pour into a sheet cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees for approximately 1 hour.

[Darth Stujitzu]

Somewhere along the way, I actually learned to cook... and this is one of my favorites...


Banana Bread

1 cup sugar
½ cup butter
2 cups plain flour
1 tsp. vanilla
½ cup chopped nuts
½ tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking soda
2 fresh eggs
3 medium size bananas, mashed

Cream sugar and butter. Add alternately the flour (sifted with salt and baking soda), fresh eggs, and mashed bananas. Mix in vanilla and nuts. Mix thoroughly and pour into a sheet cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees for approximately 1 hour.




Sounds soooooo good, will you marry me Caitlyn and be my banana bread making woman???? :love:

[Caitlyn]

Sounds soooooo good, will you marry me Caitlyn and be my banana bread making woman???? :love:


I need sleep… when I first read that, I thought you said 'banana bread mother woman'… :laugh: ... which made me remember a bet we have on as to whether or not Paltrow will name her next child Banana… :p

[Darth Stujitzu]

That'll be a NO then, talk about letting a man down lightly!!! :bawling: :laugh:

[nebbit]

Tacitus' Chicken Ding

Buy Marks & Sparks Chicken Balti

Knife the clear plastic film a few times

Place carefully in microwave and heat for 5 minutes

Ding!

Who says guys can't cook? :D

:laugh: what a http://bestsmileys.com/cooking/1.gif