SpoOkY
05-12-05, 03:40 AM
I got sent a few good ones in the e-mail, does anybody know any others?
"Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare" -
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
"Homo Sapiens non urinat in Ventum." -
I wise man does not piss into the wind.
"Domino vobiscum." -
The pizza guy is here.
"Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?" -
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
"Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui" -
Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.
"Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?" -
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face? (barbeque sitiation)
"Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare" -
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
"Homo Sapiens non urinat in Ventum." -
I wise man does not piss into the wind.
"Domino vobiscum." -
The pizza guy is here.
"Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?" -
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
"Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui" -
Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.
"Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?" -
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face? (barbeque sitiation)