Sedai
04-26-05, 02:37 PM
President Bush has decided he has had enough of his meddling wife and her wind tunnel hair do. "She reminds me of that weird kid that was in elementary school, you know that kid who wore the football helmet during class?", said Bush. "Oh, we done one of those online IQ tests, too, and she got a 122, while I got an 86. That just won't do."
Below is a photograph taken yesterday of Bush showing his new bride around the ranch, talking romantically and holding hands.
When asked if he would pursue a same sex union, Bush replied "There is a law against that somewhere, but this is Texas, and law don't do around here, lawdog."
Below is a photograph taken yesterday of Bush showing his new bride around the ranch, talking romantically and holding hands.
When asked if he would pursue a same sex union, Bush replied "There is a law against that somewhere, but this is Texas, and law don't do around here, lawdog."