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Return To House On Haunted Hill (2007) - Victor Garcia
(Best Picture I Could Find For This)
Starring:
Amanda Righetti, Erik Palladino, Cerina Vincent, Tom Riley, Jeffery Combs
The Plot:
8 years have passed since the last survivors of Hill house escaped ( Sarah, and Eddie). Now the kidnapped Ariel (Sarah's Sister) is forced to enter the house with a bunch of treasure hunters looking for the Baphomet Idol, which is worth millions and is believed to be the reason for the evil inside Hill House.
Is It Any Good?
You would think with an amazing plot such as that (
) this movie would be A+ right.... Wrong. This movie was seriously a pile of garbage. I had to fight myself from turning it off and or falling asleep but I stayed strong just so I could get this review for you. I dont even know where to begin with this movie they're so many aspects of this movie that just pissed me off. First of all how about the plot for starters the beginning of the movie jumps from place to place and some of the actors look to much alike you think isn't she doing something else right now? You think if a movie like this is bad it would have a fair amount of gore, but it didn't. Yes there are a few limbs being ripped off and stomachs being ripped out and faces cut off, but thats about it. This movie is like National Treasure but set in a haunted house.
How about the acting? Yeah dont even get me started on this the villain of the movie first of all looks nothing like a villain (Here's Your Proof) his acting is horrendous much like everyone else's in this movie even that of Jeffery Combs was bad, him with his little John Waters mustache walking around, no you dont see him walk they just edit him moving so he looks like he's teleporting which was totally uncalled for. One of your treasure hunters is probably around the age of 54 and yet he gets shocked and depressed when his 26 yr old "girlfriend" leaves him halfway through the movie for the villain. There was no stand out actor in this film because it was all atrocious even down to the ghosts who's make-up was just as bad as the acting.
This is your stereotypical, cliche, horrendous attempt at making a horror film. Its sad to see what the horror industry has come to when you have movies like this being made. It almost to easy to make movies nowadays, you just need to know someone in the business have a stupid idea and no talent what so ever to film a movie but hey that's okay cause you're my pal and I'll give you your money. People i'm not even exaggerating this. Its a horrible movie and you will waste your money if you actually rent this.
How Are The Extras?
Well you get a few deleted scenes that are just as bad, then you get two other features that are apparently a tie in to the movie giving you the one treasure hunters background as he's searched over the years for the Idol, and the other is confessionals from the characters in the movie about whats going on but where they messed up here is some of the actors that bite it on earlier in the movie are talking about stuff that happened well after they died so even the extras are dumb.
Final Words
DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE?!
Movie 1/10
DVD 1/5
(Best Picture I Could Find For This)
Starring:
Amanda Righetti, Erik Palladino, Cerina Vincent, Tom Riley, Jeffery Combs
The Plot:
8 years have passed since the last survivors of Hill house escaped ( Sarah, and Eddie). Now the kidnapped Ariel (Sarah's Sister) is forced to enter the house with a bunch of treasure hunters looking for the Baphomet Idol, which is worth millions and is believed to be the reason for the evil inside Hill House.
Is It Any Good?
You would think with an amazing plot such as that (
) this movie would be A+ right.... Wrong. This movie was seriously a pile of garbage. I had to fight myself from turning it off and or falling asleep but I stayed strong just so I could get this review for you. I dont even know where to begin with this movie they're so many aspects of this movie that just pissed me off. First of all how about the plot for starters the beginning of the movie jumps from place to place and some of the actors look to much alike you think isn't she doing something else right now? You think if a movie like this is bad it would have a fair amount of gore, but it didn't. Yes there are a few limbs being ripped off and stomachs being ripped out and faces cut off, but thats about it. This movie is like National Treasure but set in a haunted house.How about the acting? Yeah dont even get me started on this the villain of the movie first of all looks nothing like a villain (Here's Your Proof) his acting is horrendous much like everyone else's in this movie even that of Jeffery Combs was bad, him with his little John Waters mustache walking around, no you dont see him walk they just edit him moving so he looks like he's teleporting which was totally uncalled for. One of your treasure hunters is probably around the age of 54 and yet he gets shocked and depressed when his 26 yr old "girlfriend" leaves him halfway through the movie for the villain. There was no stand out actor in this film because it was all atrocious even down to the ghosts who's make-up was just as bad as the acting.
This is your stereotypical, cliche, horrendous attempt at making a horror film. Its sad to see what the horror industry has come to when you have movies like this being made. It almost to easy to make movies nowadays, you just need to know someone in the business have a stupid idea and no talent what so ever to film a movie but hey that's okay cause you're my pal and I'll give you your money. People i'm not even exaggerating this. Its a horrible movie and you will waste your money if you actually rent this.
How Are The Extras?
Well you get a few deleted scenes that are just as bad, then you get two other features that are apparently a tie in to the movie giving you the one treasure hunters background as he's searched over the years for the Idol, and the other is confessionals from the characters in the movie about whats going on but where they messed up here is some of the actors that bite it on earlier in the movie are talking about stuff that happened well after they died so even the extras are dumb.
Final Words
DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE?!
Movie 1/10
DVD 1/5