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Moana (2016)

Well, it's certainly no "Inside Out".

Moana tells a familiar tale of a princess setting out from her dull mundane life for the adventure of a lifetime that will ultimately let her "find herself" on this coming-of-age journey. Along the way, in the Disney tradition, she's accompanied by non-human sidekicks and a goofy comic relief that provide some laughs. If all of these sounds like a repetition of Disney's more successful money-earners in the past, then you've pretty much hit it right on the proverbial nail: it is indeed Disney rehashing an old story to earn its annual profit, but in the guise of a new makeover.

But hold up; it's not nearly as bad as it sounds. A familiar tale well-told can still be good, and Moana is indeed well-told. There's heart to the story, there are songs that are actually relevant to the plot rather than just fill up the screentime or retain the attention of those candy-fueled kids, and Disney is actually becoming self-aware of its cliches and mocking them. It's one of those action-packed adventure that will lift your spirits and provide the outmoded platitude of "believe in yourself" and "follow your dreams", and should keep your children entertained for its two-hour runtime.

If I'm to review it in a "movie calculator" sort of way, it's like "A New Hope" meets "Princess Mononoke" set across the oceans, mixed with a crossbreed heroine of Mulan and Pocahontas. There's a chosen one, there's an environmental message, and there's familial themes of "honor and responsibility to my people". It's a Disney movie. You should be able to easily expect what you'll be getting... unfortunately.

Sorry, folks. No "Zootopia" yet. Maybe in another decade or two.