Enter Your Plea

Enter Your Plea

Guilty or innocent? Answer, then pose your own moral dilemma or crime...




Have you ever called in sick when you were not?

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~ Nikki ~

"I'm your hell, I'm your dream.......I'm nothing in between.......You know you wouldn't want it any other way".........

"Listen, when I slap you, you'll take it and like it"..........Humphrey Bogart..........Maltese Falcon.......

Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie...........William Shakespeare.......

A long, long, time ago...GUILTY!

Have you ever hit an animal and made it cry out in pain?

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Guilty - I swatted a very good dog on the snout when I was trying to do some yardwork, and he wanted to play. It was the only time I hit him, and it surprised him more than anything. He let out a little "yelp."

Have you ever walked in on stranger or acquaintance going to the bathroom, and you actually saw more than you should have?

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NEW (as of 1/24/05): Quick Reviews #10

Innocent. Thank god.

Following that.....
Have you ever been arrested for indecent exposure?

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Innocent


Have you ever accidentally walked on your parents doin' it?

INNOCENT - Though I did walk in on my step-mother a long time ago as she exited the shower.

Have you ever said, "I love you" and didn't mean it?

Never...therefore innocent. To me that's a sin.


Were you ever backstage at a concert....as a roadie even ?

Why would you need to plead guilty to something like that? There's nothing wrong with it. C'mon now...stay focused.

I went backstage to two different concerts eons ago. Black Sabbath's Mob Rules concert and Van Halen's Fair Warning concert.

Have you ever stolen something from someone's home?

Innocent


Have you ever had a threesome?

Again...there's nothing wrong with it...

Yes, years ago.

Have you ever lied on tax day?

I heard you...

C'mon, don't give me the sarcastic 'smile.' If you heard me...

If you mean the threesome part, sure there's nothing wrong with that.


Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal?

You keep asking questions where there is no guilt! Again...there's nothing there to plead guilty for by being attacked by a wild animal. That's what I've been getting at! Then you give me the sarcastic smile and ask another question that doesn't belong in a thread dedicated to things you are GUILTY of. You hear me, but do you get me?

No, I have not been attacked by a wild animal unless you count a seagull pecking my hand when I captured with trickery. I am not guilty of being attacked because I'd be the victim if I were.

Have you ever been guilty of cheating on a test?

Sure I have.

Have you ever ignored someone crying or pleading for help?

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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.

Hmmm...My kid's when they were faking it, enemy soldiers when there was nothing I could do, and my conscience. GUILTY

Have you ever been guilty of intimidation?

OOPS!! What an ass I am. I knew how it was at the start, yet I just started to asking "Have you" this and "Have you" that. I feel so stupid yet..... .


Anyways....

Unfortunately Guilty ! -

No problemo pard'ner...got a new question for us now?

EDIT! Wait a minute. You're guilty of misunderstanding the thread or intimidating someone?

Have you ever walked in the wronged restroom in public?

GUILTY. And I didn't realize until after I used the toilet and started to leave just to startle an elderly woman walking in. I was just a tad red faced.

Have you ever been caught ogling at a woman? By the woman?