That script is so funny, the dialogue and spelling errors make it clear that it is not a genuine script. Some of the story lines are just proposterous, Han Solo being a clone.. Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh, Noktar..
Edit: I read some more..
Imagine lines like this in a Star Wars movie..
HAN SOLO
Oh my god, Chewie, where are you!?
HAN SOLO
For Christ’s sake, Chewie, don't scare me like that, I thought
I'd lost you!
CHEWEBACCA
Woof!
Woof? Lmao, that's just crazy.. I never knew christianity existed in the Star Wars universe, either. I think i am going to read some more, this is great stuff.
Edit2: I must put this excerpt in. This is class.
INT - JEDI COUNCIL CHAMBER
Anakin stands inside a circle of powerful and weird looking
Jedi. Some of them are really weird looking and have things
protruding from their heads. Yoda and the black guy are there
and they look stern. Obie Wan has his hand on Anakin's shoulder.
YODA
Anakin, you have disappointed us you have.
ANAKIN
I feel no need to defend my actions to you, greenie.
YODA
Excuse me, you must. Call me Greenie, did you?
ANAKIN
That's right, you're a greenie. You're green as a tree!
YODA
Hardly think I am green do I. Skin colored am I.
OBIE WAN
Master Yoda, I am afraid the boy is right. You are green.
YODA
Impossible this is. Black man Jedi, a mirror you will get
for me you will.
BLACK MAN
Here is your mirror, master Yoda.
The black Jedi hands a looking glass to Yoda who contemplates it
sternly.
YODA
Many things I am... but green I am not.
ANAKIN
YES YOU ARE GREEN! YOU ARE AS GREEN AS AN AVACADO!
OBIE WAN
This is hardly a concern to us now. Yoda, you are green.
Now tell the boy what you have decided.
YODA
But I... Anakin, you are hereby kicked out of the Jedi
you are. No longer will you practice the force you will.
ANAKIN
I don't have to do what you say! I am a man now! I got a
girl pregnant even, but Obie Wan stole my baby and now
he won't tell me where it is! Is that right? No!
YODA
Really steal his baby did you?
OBIE WAN
The baby was given to me, and I took it to a safe place
where Anakin will never think to go because he's been
there several times already.
ANAKIN
He even named my baby without asking me.
OBIE WAN
I could tell its name just by looking at it. This is the
way of the force.
YODA
Name it Luke, did he?
ANAKIN
That's right... how did you know?
YODA
He names everything Luke he does. Even his dog named Luke
it is.
OBIE WAN
Well it's a good name is all. Now let's get back to the
point. We're kicking Anakin out of the Jedi.
YODA
Anakin, right he is. Now give me your midichlorians you
will.
ANAKIN
But I thought they were in my blood? That's what Queegon
said.
OBIE WAN
Queegon was an idiot. They're in your teeth.
YODA
Take the boy's teeth we must.
ANAKIN
No! You're not getting my teeth! You'll have to go through
my mustache first!
Anakin spins around and punches Obie Wan in the face! He pulls the
black guy's lightsaber off of his belt with The Force and turns it
on and runs out of the room. Obie Wan gets up, dumbfounded.
YODA
Go! You must capture him you will!
OBIE WAN
But he could be anywhere by now!
Anakin leans back in the door
ANAKIN
(Shouts) Hey Obie Wan, Luke is a really queer name, when
I find him I'm going to call him Chappie!
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that's amazing hahaha
Even though ESB is my favorite Star Wars movie, I've always found that line to be pretty bizarre.