The "What if...?" Game

I guess I'd look for water/shelter/food...then cry for awhile...then I suppose I'd look for a monkey to raise a family with. You gotta' be able to adapt.

What if...

...I had the power of Greystoke?

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

then you could transform into a big buff guy with a giant sword

what if apple was the dominant computer corporation?

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Most of us would be happier with our computers.

What if...

...you could clean yourself like a cat?

I'd have an STD quicker than you could say "Satanic Charismas from Beyond Pluto!"

What if life was made up of riddles that you had to solve on an everyday basis?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

I'd be ****ed.

What if...

...you had to live on the streets?

I'd get one of those schwanky purple plastic shopping carts and lots of cool plastic bags to keep my favorite teeshirts in and my cat would hang with me.

What if you won the lottery?

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

i'd be sensible with the money, not waste it

what if you had your own helicopter

I'd be the coolest guy to hang around with at my high school.

Course, I'd have to make a safety video about my helicopter. (i.e. the Helicopter Zombie in the original Dawn of the Dead- nasty accident if it really happened. And even more nastier lawsuits...)

What if everything you knew was a lie?

Then i would know everything that isn't.

What if love was a sure thing?

then i think some of us would have to start moving to another planet

what if it was legal to kill your spouse if you caught them cheating on you?

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letterboxd

My ex-wife would have been dead long ago...*sigh*

Thak you for the pick-me-up.

What if...

...the Miscellaneous Forums was taken away, and all that was left was the movie forums?

then only one thing would keep me here at Mofo

what if we all had the "sixth sense"

I'd use it to talk to JFK and see how Monroe was.

What if women really did pass gas?

We still would have to pretend that they don't.

What if...

...men had the same self control with their gas passing that women do?

Yeah right.

What if...............Yoda closed this site......

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Well, back to touching myself for freetime fun!

What if I could get laid with any girl I wanted on this site? Who would it be???

not me!

what if all married couples had "open relationships" where you are married to the one you love, but it would be okay to have someone on the side.

Then there would be even more divorce.

What if...

...puritanical morals never took hold in the burgeoning America?

Vegas would be no more.

What if there really was a word that rymed with orange?

People will still go insane.

What if people started calling each other by number instead of
by name?