Django's "What do you want to know" thread...

Hello from sunny Southern California!



The sun is shining, the birds are singing and all is right in the world!



So, tell me folks, what do you want to know?

What the hell is your problem?

I have no problems!

Next question, please!

How big is your penis?

Big enough to impress most women!

Next please!

What are you wearing right now?

What does your house look like?

Have you ever been married?

Do you have any sisters or brothers? What are their names?

Have you ever been attracted to a man? Ever thought you were gay?

What do you look like?!

Blue T-shirt and dark trousers.

Average ground floor apartment with a nice swimming pool right outside the front door.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

5'9", dark hair, tanned, average to muscular build.

What are you wearing?:
[quote=Django]Blue T-shirt and dark trousers.

What kind of underwear? What does it look like? Are you wearing socks? What do they look like?

What does your house look like?:
What is the apartment number? Have you ever peed in the swimming pool?

Have you ever been married?:
Why not? Have you ever had a long term relationship?

What do you look like?!:
Have you ever been fat? Do you like your height? Do you wear glasses? Do you have any scars? Do you have any weird physical abnormalities? What's something that stands out on your body?

Also, the last time you used the bathroom, was it for #1 or #2?

White boxer shorts. Grey socks.

Confidential. Nope.

Yet to meet the right woman. Not really.

Yes, a little. Yes. Yes. Appendix scar on my stomach. Not really. My shoulders.

#1.

Favorite movie?

Least Favorite movie?

Favorite type of man/woman (relationship-wise)?

Do you think Sexy Celebrity is sexy?

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This is the "What do you want to know" thread, not "What do you want to know about Django."

So, here is what I want to know:

What happened to Jimmy Hoffa?

Is there such a thing as Sasquatch, Yeti, Loch Ness, and/or Aliens?

Who shot JFK?

Is OJ really the murderer?

What are next week's winning Lotto numbers?

What are the names of the women who secretly want to have sex with me?

Did D.B. Cooper really get away with all that money?

What's the best a/v receiver and speaker system for my home theater (total under $1500)?

What does my boss really think of me?

Is my wife really having orgasms every time we make love?

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I thought that the sun is blocked out by all the smoke from the fires that have burn't down 1,000 homes, so i would say that California is a very bleak place at the moment.

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Buddha

That's a tough one. Offhand, what comes to mind is the Bond movie Thunderball, probably mostly because I've seen it quite recently.

Hmm... can't say for sure. Probably Freddy vs. Jason! It was a bit way over the top in terms of being gruesome and crazy, though it wasn't as bad as I initially thought!

Favorite type of woman (in the context of a sexual relationship): extremely sexy, busty, curvy, with bright red hair and a very erotic way about her, clever conversationalist, compassionate as well as intelligent.
Favorite type of man (as a friend): a cool, friendly dude who's around to lend you emotional support when times are bad, who isn't overly judgmental but concerned enough to tell you his opinion about things.

Absolutely! Doesn't everyone?

Abducted by aliens.

Yes, sure and most definitely.

Definitely not Lee Harvey Oswald--it was a conspiracy.

I don't think so.

4, 345, 63321, 674.4632, 75e4742 and pi/463.62. Good luck!

Doris, Dolores, Samantha, Maria and Jason. (j/k! )

Wh'?

I'd say check with Bose. They make a great product, but I'm not sure they have what you're looking for. But they are arguably one of the best audio equipment manufacturers in the market.

He wants to have sex with you! (j/k! )

That's way too personal, dude!

Well, yeah, it's sad with all those fires and burning homes... but the sun's still shining and tomorrow will be a better day! It's still bright and sunny out here in So Cal!

Do you think anyone here actually likes you?

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Well, I know that you don't (and the feeling's mutual, by the way), but I do think that there are some people in here who think I'm an OK sort of guy.

Who?

Well, honestly, I don't feel compelled to disclose that confidential information to you. I just don't trust you.

So, no one then?