A Riddle (of sorts) For All To Suffer

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In Soviet America, you sue MPAA!
http://zest.inpixel.pl/

I've posted this in my link thread and the shoutbox, but I feel it deserves its own thread.

The instructions are linked on the main page, but what you do is you go to the first "riddle", everything you need to solve the "riddle" is right there in front of you; be it visible on the webpage or embeded in its source code. Once you think you have the answer, substitute it into the url at the top, por ejemple; if you thought the answer to the first question was "darkness" (which it isn't) you would change the url to end with "darkness.htm". If you're right, obviously you'll go to the next question. If you're wrong you'll get a 404 page. There are 25 of 'em. Oh, and the music in the background (not heard on Firefox) doesn't have anything to do with the riddle, it's just there to freak you out.

Be warned right now, it will destroy your soul if you let it consume you (like I let it last night). After about 6 hours I was only on No. 8 and was about to take a knife and slit my wrists.

Enjoy, it's highly rewarding when it isn't torturous.
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I am seriously thick, i cant even do the first one, i dont think i understand the format...or i have disabilities.
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Number 2 doesn't even make sense grammar wise.



THANK YOU, these are a boatload of FUN , haven't had anything to challenge my mind for ages, though i am still
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don't suppose u'd care to add a spoilers tag to emcompass the answers for us few cheaters?



In Soviet America, you sue MPAA!
No prob, I can certainly understand all the frustrations that thing brings. Lemme know where you're stuck and I'll help.



i'm SUPER GOOD at Jewel karaoke
I am on 5b OG, and when you left earlier i was on i think...3? I bet you're as surprised as I am that I made it THAT far. i cannot FIGURE out 5b though. you should help me anyway, thanks for trying to kill me!
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Lets put a smile on that block
Can someone post the answer to the first one. im obviously challenged and would appreciate a helping start to get me going.



In Soviet America, you sue MPAA!
No. 1:
WARNING: "No. 1" spoilers below
The Answer is "deep.htm". This is found by turning the brightness up on your monitor.


No. 5b:
WARNING: "No.5b" spoilers below
This one is nuts and took me a long time to figure out. I really can't even explain how to get to it (it involves tracing down lines from the color coded bar at the top), but the answer is downwardspiral.htm



Enjoy



I just know they're coming to kill me.
Heh... that's odd... yesterday I went on the site just fine, now I'm getting an error page assistant...

Please don't let this be a riddle. If so, these people have WAYYYYYYYYYYYY to much free time.
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Maybe Im just dumb but I have no Idea how to solve that.
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i'm SUPER GOOD at Jewel karaoke
Originally Posted by OG-

No. 5b:
WARNING: "No.5b" spoilers below
This one is nuts and took me a long time to figure out. I really can't even explain how to get to it (it involves tracing down lines from the color coded bar at the top), but the answer is downwardspiral.htm



Enjoy
THANKS OG...btu i already GOT it! like...yesterday! that was REALLY tough, but i did just what you said, lined it all up, and reversed, wa-lah

now...im stuck on 6(66). its CRAZY! its a black box and thats it. i can't see anything even with the brightness all the way up. i know you're supposed to be able to see words that are "hints" but i can't. so help me



I must become Caligari..!
No. 1 isnt a rillde, its just an X-Ray...
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In Soviet America, you sue MPAA!
WARNING: "No 6(66)" spoilers below

You do have to turn the brightness up, but doing it on your monitor alone may not be enough (I did it in photoshop). My guess is that it isn't because I got a PM yesterday about the very thing. Either way, the answer is "beast.html" (yes, .html). And you will be switching back from the .html at the next one, I believe, though it doesn't ever indiciate that.