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The Last Voyage Of The Starship Enterprise; John Belushi as Captain Kirk, Dan Aykroyd as Dr. McCoy, and Chevy Chase as Mr. Spock, "I want my ears back!"
The Mr. Bill Show, "Oh Nooooooo!!!!"
The Sinatra Group; especially the one with Jan Hooks as Sinead O'Conner and Sting as Billy Idol. "Next issue - Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself, because I've done them both."
The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson; Dana Carvey as Johnny Carson, and Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon, "YES!!!"
The Chris Farley Show with Paul McCartney.
Chris Farley: You.. you.. you remember when you were with The Beatles?
Paul McCartney: Yeah, sure.
Chris Farley: That was awesome!
Paul McCartney: Yeah, it was.
The Chris Farley Show with Martin Scorsese.
Martin Scorsese,"you talking to me?"
The Dark Side With Nat X.
The Amy Fisher skits; my favorite is "Black Entertainment Television presents, Amy Fisher: One Messed-Up Bitch."
Favorite monologue; Steve Martin's "What I Believe."
"...And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns."
Did you mean Michael Jordan?
"Now I am as happy as a little girl."
Some of my information was found on this website, Saturday Night Live Transcripts
The Mr. Bill Show, "Oh Nooooooo!!!!"
The Sinatra Group; especially the one with Jan Hooks as Sinead O'Conner and Sting as Billy Idol. "Next issue - Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself, because I've done them both."
The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson; Dana Carvey as Johnny Carson, and Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon, "YES!!!"
The Chris Farley Show with Paul McCartney.
Chris Farley: You.. you.. you remember when you were with The Beatles?
Paul McCartney: Yeah, sure.
Chris Farley: That was awesome!
Paul McCartney: Yeah, it was.
The Chris Farley Show with Martin Scorsese.
Martin Scorsese,"you talking to me?"
The Dark Side With Nat X.
The Amy Fisher skits; my favorite is "Black Entertainment Television presents, Amy Fisher: One Messed-Up Bitch."
Favorite monologue; Steve Martin's "What I Believe."
"...And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns."
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Stuart Smalley trying to make Charles Barkley feel good about himself in the mirror.
Originally Posted by D'yer Mak'er
"do you want to touch my monkey?"
"TOUCH HIM!"
"TOUCH HIM!"
Some of my information was found on this website, Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Originally Posted by Loner
The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson; Dana Carvey as Johnny Carson, and Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon, "YES!!!"
Originally Posted by Loner
Did you mean Michael Jordan?
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93a.phtml
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Stuart Smalley (Al Franken) brings Barkley and Muggsy Bogues together.
Air Date: September 25th, 1993
Host: Charles Barkley
Musical guests: Nirvana
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The best were easily the 70's, through the 80's. I have the best of 75 - the 90's. They are my VHS though, from way back. I am now collecting the entire seasons.
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y'all will probably hate me, but i preferred In Living Color. Probably cuz the cast was mostly black. what, i was looking for representation of my socioeconomic background in the screen as a child, ok? hhahahah.... anyway, i digress.
there was ONE scene i remember clearly that made me die and fall on the floor laughing.
some episode where eddie murphy was in jail reading a poem in the dark, in a weird sort of militant setup and he was all black pantherish.
he was talking about how he wanted to kill his landlord.
at the end, he spells it:
C - I - L - L my landlord
all that black attitude, the poetry, how he's so fearsome and then can't spell, it's so wrong but sooo right ....
there was ONE scene i remember clearly that made me die and fall on the floor laughing.
some episode where eddie murphy was in jail reading a poem in the dark, in a weird sort of militant setup and he was all black pantherish.
he was talking about how he wanted to kill his landlord.
at the end, he spells it:
C - I - L - L my landlord
all that black attitude, the poetry, how he's so fearsome and then can't spell, it's so wrong but sooo right ....
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Anything with this guy in it.
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aww hell.. too many good ones.. I'll just try to add a few I don't think I saw listed yet;
Eddie Murphy in Mr. Robinson's neighborhood (especially the cabbage head dolls)
almost any of the older weekend updates ("Jane, you ignorant slut")
Chevy Chase ( I think) as Gerald Ford, falling off the step ladder for the Christmas in the White House skit
"knock knock.. who's there? landshark!"
and like everyone else here, it could go on, and on, and on...
P.S. I do have to make special mention of the celebrity Jeopardy skits, with whoever that was doing Sean Connery
Eddie Murphy in Mr. Robinson's neighborhood (especially the cabbage head dolls)
almost any of the older weekend updates ("Jane, you ignorant slut")
Chevy Chase ( I think) as Gerald Ford, falling off the step ladder for the Christmas in the White House skit
"knock knock.. who's there? landshark!"
and like everyone else here, it could go on, and on, and on...
P.S. I do have to make special mention of the celebrity Jeopardy skits, with whoever that was doing Sean Connery
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Originally Posted by Memnon
P.S. I do have to make special mention of the celebrity Jeopardy skits, with whoever that was doing Sean Connery
That's Darrell Hammond.
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I always found this skit to be hilarious
also big fan of Farley and Walken
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