Internet game: Escape!

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I just know they're coming to kill me.
Play it here.

The longest I lasted was 21.something seconds. But I wasn't trying.

Anywho, enjoy!
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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.



10 secs, and I was trying, but I am drunk so hey.
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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton



20.093 seconds. What a pain.
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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."