Quotes from films that have stuck with you in life

There are many for me. Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) & The Lion In Winter (1968) are both chock full of the best quotes, but the quote Ill open this thread with is from a lesser known film with Jerry Lewis & Oliver Platt, Funny Bones (1995).

"I'll be back"

The wife growls it at me each and every time she heads out.
I do still retain hope though regardless.

"Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars."

Not sure why that stuck with me.

This one from Lady Eve made me go "oh, s**t.":

"I need him like the ax needs the turkey."

When someone says that thigs was fu**ed up. I always remember this line!

What movie is that from? It sounds familiar.

I have to return some videotapes.

__________________
You can call it the art of fighting without fighting.

The Social Network.

10 Cool Movie Quotes

Barfly (1987)
Wanda: “Just one thing. I don’t ever want to fall in love. I don’t want to go through that again.”
Henry: “Hey, don’t worry, nobody’s ever loved me yet.”
Other Henry quotes from "Barfly":
"I am a bum. What do you want me to do? Do you want me to write about the sufferings of the upper classes?"
"Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don't wanna be. Places I don't wanna go, like India, like getting my teeth cleaned. Save the whale, all that, I don't understand that."
"Nothing but the dripping sink. Empty bottle. Euphoria. Youth fenced in, stabbed and shaved. Taut words propped up to die"
“Humanity, you never had it from the beginning.”

A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

Heathers (1988)
Heather Chandler: Well, **** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?


Falling Down (1993)
Bill Foster: I'm the Bad Guy?

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Barry the Baptist: ****ing northern monkeys!
Lenny: I hate these ****ing southern fairies!

Tropic Thunder (2008)
Kirk Lazarus: Never go full retard.

Flypaper (2011)
You can try and bind me, but it ain't gonna hold.

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
Alessa: You're the part of me that could be free of this pain, could live and feel love!

Spring Breakers (2012)
Alien: Spring break. Spring break. Spring break fo'ever.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
"**** me like we ****ed Bin Laden"

My avatar quote comes from Highlander: Endgame as told to Duncan MacLeod by Donnie Yen's Jin Ke:
"Honor's not in the weapon. It's in the man."

Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill:
"I missed. I never miss. Must have been smaller than I thought."
"That's for my wife, (censored) you and die!"

__________________
It's All About the Movies
http://www.worldfilmgeek.com

Tropic Thunder is like my dictionary...one of my favorite comedies.


I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.

The Dark Knight: Joker


The World's End: Andy

Basically no one else has a better idea, so **** it!

LOTR The Two Towers: Legolas

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

__________________
https://t.me/pump_upp

Should go without saying but I can't resist...

*drink*

*cigarette*

"... of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world... she walks into mine."

This whole bit by the hospitaller knight from Kingdom of Heaven, played by David Thewlis. I'm not what you'd call a spiritual person at all, but this stuck in my head:



Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

__________________
Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?

"Never say "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back." (Scream)

"Heyyyyyyy yoooouuu guuuuys"

__________________
"I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me" (Frank Costello)

Anything from Caddyshack. Most notably...

You do drugs Danny?
Everyday.
So what's the problem?
I don't know!

__________________
A man's got to know his limitations.

"You know, I just - I can't drink whiskey like I used to could. My old belly just ain't no account. I get the ***** every time, don't you know?" -Dead Man

^ a quote quoted in that movie: "Every night and every morn' some to misery are born. Every morn' and every night some are born to sweet delight. Some are born to endless night."

Or...

"Don't let the sun burn a hole in your a**."

The following quotes from West Side Story have stuck with me:

A) "Ya wanna live in this lousy world? Play it cool!

B) "When I get through with you, you'll be like a fish after skinning."

C) "We always walk tall"

D) "Cracko Jacko! Down goes a teen-age hoodlum."

__________________
"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)

And the book says we may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.

Or
"Get out of your head, Nick, it's a bad neighborhood." from Nightcrawler.

__________________
Recent Views (out of 4)
Eighth Grade- (3.5/4)
Sicario 2- (3/4)
Assassination Nation- (3/4)
Mandy- (3.5/4)