Sometimes, code is funny

Working on a new feature, due out very soon. Wrote something up to automatically grab an excerpt from a movie review. Makes sure it's somewhere in the middle and is a complete sentence. Sometimes the results are awesome:



Sometimes, less so:



Just now coming to grips with the fact that if I change it to make the second one different, I'll lose the first. Gah.

Darn you - that second one really should have been wrapped in spoiler tags for those of us that are yet to see it

Seven Samurai:



Starcrash:


Police Story 4: First Strike:


Con Air:

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Man. Do I have to fix this?

Noticed at least one of mine MASSIVELY spoils the entire movie.

@Yoda

Did you change "Reviews of X" to "Reviewed by" or is that a different page?

I tweaked it for screenshots because otherwise they wouldn't make sense in isolation. Nice catch.

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace


Black Dynamite


Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome