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"Lois, I never lie."
I really think there's a worldwide desire to see another Crocodile Dundee movie. There's really nowhere you can't send him that wouldn't capture the public's imagination and make a ton of money.

Crocodile Dundee Goes To Saudi Arabia
Crocodile Dundee Goes To Pakistan
Crocodile Dundee Goes To Guam

The only question is what is Hollywood waiting for?
Crocodile Dundee vs ISIS!



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It'd more likely end up being a soft reboot starring his son, who will naturally be played by Jai Courtney.
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Transformers 6: The Revengeance of the Big Thing

Cast: Mark Wahlburg as Captain Hero

Stanley Tucci picking up another paycheck

Some hot, former Playboy model who got picked instead of a more normal looking, better actress

Luiz Guzman as Racist Latino Caricature

Vin Diesel as a Gravelly Voiced, Out of Shape Badass

Kevin Hart as a Racist Black Caricature

Robert De Niro as a Grumpy Old Man

and Christoper Walken, showing up in the middle of a movie. Because he's Christoper Walken

Oh, and some robots I guess.

Directed By Some White Guy Who Just Made A Decent Indie Comedy At Sundance

Written by a baby who smeared his poop onto paper.
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I really think there's a worldwide desire to see another Crocodile Dundee movie. There's really nowhere you can't send him that wouldn't capture the public's imagination and make a ton of money.

Crocodile Dundee Goes To Saudi Arabia
Crocodile Dundee Goes To Pakistan
Crocodile Dundee Goes To Guam

The only question is what is Hollywood waiting for?
I found this post hilarious. I give you gold!